"Call Lao Tzu to death!"

A bastard with a black mole in the corner of his eye laughed wildly, and the beautiful woman who pulled him over wanted to kiss him.

"Let her go!" Wang Hao was pressed to the ground by the bastard brother, his eyes red and roared.

He is a dick, from the countryside, never fell in love in college, graduated and worked for several years, is still a small employee at the bottom of the quality control department, with a salary of 3,000, barely manages the rent and food and clothing, and has not found a girlfriend after three years, and the classmates who graduated together, buy a car and a house, marry a wife and marry an Internet celebrity, reach the peak of life, or are on the way to the peak of life, and he is still a single dog who is bitter and sour, and he can't turn over his life, but he doesn't believe in fate.

He threw all his savings in the past few years, and finally had the opportunity to go on his first date with the goddess anchor, and just as he was about to touch the goddess's silky little hand, he ran into a bastard.

"You let go, or I'll call the police!" The goddess tried to break free from the arms of the black mole man, but she was too delicate and weak.

"Call the police! I'll blow you up when I'm in a while!" The black mole man slapped his phone away, and the screen shattered instantly.

Wang Hao gritted his teeth, he was a man, no matter what, he couldn't coax in front of the goddess.

"Lao Tzu is fighting with you!" he held his head and gritted his teeth and bumped into it.

"Hmph, don't die badly!" a little brother pulled out a gang pipe, and was about to smash it into his head.

"Boom—" Suddenly there was a thunderclap.

"Click!" a bolt of lightning snapped off a nearby branch.

The black sky, the power grid spread, and the four male brothers with black moles stood in an instant.

"Damn, could it be that a fellow Taoist is in the ......" The black mole man looked at the sky and muttered,

The thunder and lightning were like the end of the world, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"Boom-" The explosion was deafening.

"Click!" a bolt of lightning the thickness of a bowl slashed down directly.

Wang Hao looked up, and the bright purple light, like a punishment from the gods, was directly aimed at his head, only to feel a pain all over his body, and then his whole body was numb, he trembled a few times, and fell to the ground......

"Click!" the antique knock-off machine on his body fell out of his pocket.

In a daze, he saw the black mole man like a ghost, his legs trembled, and he ran away, and the goddess in his mind threw away her high heels in fright, screamed, and ran farther and farther away with her bare feet.

"Help me!" Wang Hao watched the slender figure of the goddess gradually fade away, and she never looked back.

His consciousness had not completely dissipated, but when he looked down, he saw his own appearance on the black screen of his mobile phone, his face was black, darker than that of the African refugee, his hair was upside down, and black smoke was coming out of his mouth.

Wang Hao wanted to scream, but he couldn't scream, his eyes were black, and he was unconscious.

......

"Tick Tick Tick ......"

Wang Hao opened his eyes slowly, there was a medicine bottle hanging above his head, and his whole body was wrapped in bandages, even near his thighs, and those bastards almost kicked his treasure.

For the goddess to be beaten into, he felt that it was worth it, even if he was made up by God again...... Almost slashed him into the underworld. However, his heart ached, and the goddess fled with those bastards, which was the first time he had paid the object he really wanted to marry.

Why did she run away with the bastards? Why didn't she save herself?

Wang Hao wanted to pick up the mobile phone and ask for an understanding, but he got up, but strangely found that his body did not have any special pain, on the contrary, he was refreshed, it was really strange, could it be that Lao Tzu was forged by thunder and lightning?

Suddenly, the phone vibrated a little.

"Ahem!"

A cough suddenly came from the phone: Buyi Shenxiang asked to add me as a friend.

Wang Hao took a closer look, the avatar of an old man with a white beard flashed in the upper right corner of the mobile phone, the icon of this chat software is really strange, it turned out to be a Tai Chi gossip diagram, and the following two words are "Tianxing".

After clicking on it, the old man left a message, "Count the fate of the world, fortune, peach blossom luck, life and death luck, ......"

Damn, what kind of broken software is this?

Wang Hao remembers that he never downloaded it! How did it appear on his phone?

It can't be some rogue software installed on its own.

Wang Hao was already in a bad mood, thinking of this, he directly clicked refuse, immediately entered the uninstall toolbar, clicked uninstall software, and the phone displayed: Uninstalling.......

But on the mobile phone, the uninstallation progress bar was just halfway through, and it was all retreated, and the mobile phone suddenly vibrated and prompted: uninstallation failed.......

"I'll go! Lao Tzu still doesn't believe that I can't get rid of you!" Wang Hao doesn't believe in this evil, click on the phone settings, and uninstall the software again from the background, this time giving a hint: The software is built-in to the system, your identity has been bound and activated, are you sure you want to uninstall?

It's also built-in in the system, rogue software is rogue software, who is fooling?

Wang Hao did not hesitate to click "yes"

Similarly, the progress bar is halfway gone, and all of them are retreating again, and the phone vibrates and prompts: "Can't uninstall, wash and sleep!"

"Ma, sleep your sister, it's just dawn now......" Wang Hao was so angry that he wanted to smash the machine, but he was reluctant, although it was a copycat smart machine, it cost more than 1,000 yuan at the beginning.

After trying many times in a row to no avail, the mobile phone actually ticked, and eight big characters were displayed on the screen: Tianxing is vertical and horizontal.

The phone suddenly vibrates and turns off automatically.

"NB! Zhen Nima is evil, and it automatically shuts down! When I first bought you, why didn't I find that you were so smart?" Wang Hao couldn't help but carefully study this mobile phone, except for the appearance of the lighter, there was nothing special.

Could it be that it was struck by lightning and turned into a super smartphone? This is the bridge of science fiction films, how can it happen to oneself.

He remembered that before he fell unconscious, his mobile phone was indeed split to the ground, and he was also split into four different by thunder, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly, even thunder didn't chop himself to death, this cheap life is hard enough.

"Y-you're really awake?"

A fair-skinned, tall and beautiful nurse was standing at the doorway looking at him, as if she had seen a ghost.

Wang Hao's heart moved, what are these words, should Lao Tzu be killed by thunder? For the sake of being a beauty, I put up with it.

"Sister nurse, how long did I sleep, and who took me to the hospital?"

"Three days and three nights!Well, a female college student sent you to the hospital, and the girl wanted to contact your family, but your mobile phone couldn't be turned on, so she paid 2,000 yuan for you, and left after handing over!" The nurse said, pulling out the drawer of the bedside table, "Look! The girl left in a hurry, and even lost her student ID here!"

Wang Hao glanced at the student ID card, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, the goddess didn't save him, but was saved by a strange student girl, it was really a trick. When you get better, you must find her and thank her in person.

The nurse walked up to him, took out something like an infrared sensor, and shone it on his forehead, and with a ticking sound, the beautiful nurse said to herself: "Strange, you still had a high fever of 45 degrees last night, and today it is back to normal!"

For three days and three nights, the fever was still 45 degrees, that person could still live, even if he was still alive, his brain would have to be burned out, right?

No wonder the beautiful nurse was so shocked that she couldn't speak when she saw him wake up.

"Sister nurse, is your thermometer accurate?" Wang Hao said absentmindedly, but was attracted by the fullness in front of him.

"It's an electronic thermometer, of course!" said the nurse sister, stretching out her silky jade hand, and began to untie the bandages on his body, all the way down......

The nurse's sister's technique was too gentle, and Wang Hao only felt a burst of numbness, and his heart reacted.

"You—" The nurse glared at her hand, her face flushing instantly.

"That-that, no-I'm sorry!!" Wang Hao smiled awkwardly, "Sister, you go a little further!"

The nurse blushed, "Hmm!

"You have to rub the medicine!"

"Cut! It's beautiful!" the nurse blushed and ripped open the cotton swab tape.

At this time, the mobile phone suddenly vibrated and turned on automatically, and the old man's avatar flashed on the screen, and he wanted to ask to add him as a friend, and the verification message was: fortune telling, fortune, peach blossom luck, life and death luck, add my first free fortune telling.

"Ma, it's really ghostly! I add you, I'm stupid!" Wang Hao couldn't help but curse secretly, this guy would really pick a time to disturb his good things.

"Okay—okay, you should be able to be discharged from the hospital tomorrow!" The nurse hurriedly rubbed some blood-invigorating and stasis dispersing medicine on his thigh, glanced at it secretly, and hurriedly ran out with a red face.

Suddenly, a note fell on the side of the bed, Wang Hao lowered his head and picked it up, on it was a string of numbers, exactly eleven digits, starting with 13, like a string of phone numbers, could it be left by the nurse's sister?

After the nurse's sister left, there was still a faint fragrance in the air, Wang Hao's physiological reaction lasted for a long time, and his energy was surprisingly vigorous, as if he had been reborn.

Is it the second development?

"Woo......" The phone suddenly vibrated again to give a prompt: Because you haven't replied for a long time, the system agrees to add the cloth god as a friend by default.

What kind of bullshit system is this, and you still agree by default?

Wang Hao reluctantly clicked on the chat software with the gossip pattern, and the cloth clothes sent a message: Fortune in the world, fortune, peach blossom luck, life and death...... The first fortune telling is free! Does the little brother want to tell fortunes?

Wang Hao only found out now,This gossip pattern exchange software only has a netizen in cloth clothes,This guy is really persistent,Just play with him,Click on the chat box,The input method is traditional,But it does not affect pinyin input。

"Master, you know how to tell fortunes, right?"

"Of course!

Wang Hao immediately thought of Qin Xue, the single life is really bitter, Xiaoqiang and his girlfriend in the next room play kissing during the day and play popping at night, it's not fun, and he can only sigh at the moon sky, when is this day the end, and immediately took a selfie and sent a beautiful photo over, "Then the master will help me calculate the peach blossom luck." ”

After two minutes, the cloth god replied with a long message: "The first twenty-five years of single suffering, after the thunder robbery, with peach blossoms on his face!

"I'll go!" Wang Hao was secretly shocked, didn't this just happen, it was not bad at all, but Wang Hao was still suspicious, the people in this rogue software may have investigated themselves, or maybe they were pranked by acquaintances around them.

"Master, can you tell me something that others don't know?"

"At the age of six, he fell into the water and almost drowned, and at the age of twelve, he peeked at the widow of the neighbor and was forcibly dragged to stay overnight, and everyone thought he was lost! At the age of eighteen, he mistakenly entered the women's toilet, was beaten, and lay in the hospital for more than seven days!"