Chapter 305: Xiang Ming's wedding

For Xiang Ming, who has just made a windfall, red envelopes are not a problem: "Open the door!

As he spoke, he threw the red envelope in his hand and crackled, but a group of little women inside were very cunning: "Hello! I think it is beautiful! I don't see the window? Catch the red envelope from the window with a rope!"

I thought that I would be embarrassed by two little girls, but I didn't expect Yu Yanping and a group of classmates to come, and these people are all students of the township cadre training class. It is said that each one has an extraordinary background, and it is the addition of this group of women that makes the wild wedding tasteful!

Today, no matter what, you can't be angry, including Zhao Xiao, who has always been unruly, and Zhang Zhijun, who has always been a big brother, everyone has become obedient: "Come on, come on!"

Fortunately, the floor is not high, otherwise it would be a real problem, Zhang Zhijun and Kang Daming tied the red envelope with a rope, and Qiao Yinghong dragged it up with the sisters. In fact, asking for red envelopes is just an excuse, and women will never let the person receiving their relatives succeed easily.

"Sing a song, open the door if you sing well!"

Singing? Xiang Ming had a bitter face, but he couldn't refuse this kind of topic, but fortunately, a group of brothers around him gave him strength. Zhao Xiao, who is currently the deputy mayor of the Standing Committee of Zhongxing Town, can be regarded as the little overlord of Hechi City, second only to his twin brother Zhao Xiao.

Since the three little leopard brothers were burned to death in that fire, Zhao Xiao and his fox friends can be regarded as emerging bullies, and they dare not be presumptuous today: "I love you! I love you! Just like a mouse loves rice......

There were several vomiting sounds from inside the door: "Oh! Fortunately, we didn't eat at night, otherwise we would have vomited out the bitter gall, and people will ask for money to sing, and you will be terrible for singing! Change people! Tell you that you are not satisfied with the singing and don't open the door!"

This is no problem, Xiang Ming asked Wang Zhe for help, don't look at him usually mingling with the three little leopard brothers, and with bastards like Zhao Xiao. When encountering something, he still felt that Zhe Shao was reliable, and Comrade Xiao Wang took the lead: "What are you singing?

The two bridesmaids inside were embarrassed, they didn't know that there was still a custom of singing here, and Yu Yanping had to maintain a minimum of reserve. Qi Pingshu, who came to the wedding, didn't care about the mood of the bridesmaids: "Sing! Hurry up, the bridesmaids can't let them compare!"

"Tunnel warfare, hey, tunnel warfare, ambush millions of divine soldiers, hey ambush millions of divine soldiers! Guerrilla warfare has been launched on the Great Plains for thousands of miles......

Hahaha! Everyone upstairs and downstairs laughed, Bai Xuemei's delicate voice sang this song, this contrast is too exciting! The most important thing is this theme song of "Tunnel War", which is sung out in the wedding field, with deep humor.

It's just that Zhang Zhijun doesn't care at all that Ms. Xiaobai treats the welcoming team as a little devil, he broke the gong and roared out: "The village and the village are connected with the tunnels, and the invaders dare to come, and they make him tremble, and the invaders dare to come, and they make others turn over on ......their backs."

Inside and outside the house is the rhythm of the battle! Everyone is amused by the young people, who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and they wish to indulge in other people's weddings.

The female voices in the room sang in unison, delicate and infinite, but murderous: "All the people are soldiers, all the people participate in the war, and completely destroy the invaders." Hey crop man, hey hey armed thousands, hey armed thousands, with a hoe in one hand and a gun in the other......"

The diners who were still eating outside burst into laughter, and a group of bridesmaids regarded the kissing group as invaders, but the men who kissed were super thick-skinned. I don't care what I'm singing in it, anyway, our momentum bridesmaids are compared!

The gang outside the door was simply crying wolves! But this momentum really roared out, and it actually compared a group of female generals in the room: "Open the door! If the song fails, you must open the door! We will not only fight songs, but also dance! Open the door and dance for you!"

The room was really startled by a group of men, and the voice of Teacher Xiaomiao sounded in the middle of the morning: "A big river has wide waves, and the wind blows the fragrance of rice and flowers on both banks." My family lives on the shore, and I am used to hearing the captain's horn and seeing the white sails on the ship!"

The masculine song is not an opponent, and in a blink of an eye, it is replaced by a tactful and gentle song, and it is not possible to pull the neck and roar now, but a group of gentlemen don't care: "The girl is like a flower, how broad-minded the young man is, in order to open up a new world, awaken the sleeping mountain, and let the river change its appearance!"

A group of girls sang in chorus: "This is the beautiful motherland, the place where I grew up, and in this vast land, there are bright scenery everywhere! There are good mountains, good waters, good places, all roads are wide, friends come and have good wine, if the jackal comes, it will be greeted with a shotgun!"

After a few songs, the time approached midnight, and the door opened silently. Tan Chengfu, who was in a hurry, crashed into it, and really fell on the sofa: "Hey, I'll go! Murder! Don't say a word when you open the door!"

Hahaha! Everyone burst into laughter, after many twists and turns, finally received the bride, the bride was carried downstairs by her relatives and then supported by the elders of the groom's family, holding a red umbrella and walking in front. In the back, the mother's family carried the bride's belongings and the bereavement items to the groom's house.

The red umbrella in front of the road symbolizes joy and exorcism, and as soon as he walked downstairs, the groom suffered. A large pile of rotten eggs staged a head-on attack, this is the egg bought a few days ago, deliberately stinked in the sun, this is rotten eggs.

Smashing the groom with rotten eggs is also a major feature, these are the customs of Yu Yanping's mother's family, and the scene is stinky. Especially the groom who has been smashed a few times, the smell of rotten eggs spreads, and it is extremely sour!

It's just that Yu Yanping was negligent, and she is the closest person, so the groom is very bleak. But the bride was even more disgusting when she was next to the man who was covered in stink, and it was really the carpenter who made the flail and suffered by herself.

After sending the relatives home, the official wedding has just begun, and the head of the city song and dance troupe came to the stage to preside. The pillars of the song and dance troupe sang loudly, and the actors sang stage, which was a generous gift from Propaganda Minister Hu Si to Xiang Jia.

There are 140 tables at the banquet below, with warblers singing and dancing on the top and flowing water on the bottom. At night, there was only a group of close young people left in the room, and it stands to reason that everyone was going to make a big fuss, but there were Bai Xuemei, Xu Xiaotong and classmates from the township cadre training class, and even Zhang Lijun and Tan Chengfu didn't dare to make trouble, they just drank a glass of wine.

A group of people who were still unsatisfied left the new house and went directly to the newly renovated Jinbao Xiaoyao Building, and the banquet was rich enough, but it did not meet the taste of a group of young people. In fact, don't look at Qingyuan's noble status, but no one in the Standing Committee team attended the wedding, and there are some taboos that still have to be avoided.

Affirming to the minister that he would not accept any bride price, and even giving the right to hold the wedding to his son, was nothing more than to avoid the attack of some people. Unlike other people's wedding tables and private rooms, which are divided into three, six, nine, etc., today's flowing water banquet, even if you are a deputy director-level cadre, you have no privileges!

But at this time, there were two members of the Standing Committee in the private room of Jinbao Xiaoyao Building, one was Hu Si, a pregnant woman with a big belly, and the other was Bu Chenggang, secretary of the Political and Legal Committee. These two are not from Xiang Jia, they are all from Yu Yanping, to be precise, because of the students of the township cadre training class.