Chapter VI

Chongqing's small noodle restaurant is very distinctive, spicy, fragrant, and very refreshing, and is one of the favorite foods of Chongqing people. Especially in the early morning and noon meals, every noodle restaurant is crowded, and diners are lined up, and there is no main seat to drag a small bench, and you can deal with it by sitting on the side of the street and holding a noodle bowl.

Ma Tianjiao also likes this bite, but the atmosphere is always wrong when dating in a small noodle restaurant, and the atmosphere is not right, and the taste is not right. In addition, the noodle bowl was big and hot, and she couldn't eat a few bites and had to rest on the ground, tossing and turning unhappily.

"I said, if you go on a date with a girl, please don't eat noodles?"

"Add fat intestines!" Ming Erwa, who was eating well, had bulging eyes, which made Ma Tianjiao feel a little bit that he was born in a blessing and didn't know how to be blessed.

"A bowl of fat intestine noodles is such a big deal, I don't know if it's a shame on me or yours?" Ma Tianjiao rolled his eyes and muttered.

Ming Erwa drank all the noodle soup, wiped her mouth and said: "That's not to see the dishes to eat, please eat a bowl of fat intestine noodles is considered to be over-standard, you are content!"

"You-"

"I'm sorry, didn't you ask me to meet today?"

"—Yes. ”

"Then you should invite me to dinner, and now I will invite you to eat in turn, and I will add a separate fat sausage to you, do you want one?"

Ming Erwa spoke with spit flying, and the half of the peppercorn shell in her teeth popped out without paying attention, and flew straight into Ma Tianjiao's mouth, and the two of them instantly seemed to be frozen by someone.

The expression on Ma Tianjiao's face was extremely complicated, all this happened too quickly and suddenly, and her brain didn't have time to react to this emergency situation, so her mind was blank for this second.

Ming Erwa herself felt very embarrassed, but she really couldn't think of any words that could appease her, so she blurted out with a short circuit: "Are you used to eating spicy points?"

And Ma Tianjiao's reaction made the jaws of Ming Erwa, Xiao Shandong and Tongue Clip fall to the ground together, and she fell to the ground and fell to pieces, only to see her unhurriedly spit to the side, calmly wiped the corners of her mouth with a tissue, and even had a smile on her face.

"I'm used to eating, but I haven't added condiments to the tender ones. ”

Ming Erwa admired her with a kind of awe, and felt that she looked a lot more pleasing to the eye. Xiao Shandong gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Sure enough, there is a mountain and a mountain high, I am convinced!"

Syllable!

The tongue jumped up and pointed at the back of Xiao Shandong's head.

"A pig's braincase, shouting what arrogant sister is tender and outside, shouting sister-in-law!"

Ming Erwa glared at the tongue, and the tongue was protected by the back of the head to dodge. Ma Tianjiao smiled at him and said, "Good!"

"What the hell are you looking for me?" asked Ming Erwa Mase.

Ma Tianjiao: "I want to call you my model." ”

"What's the problem?"

"We're going to take the exam soon, and each of the students is responsible for finding two real models, one male and one female, to do their hair. I found a female model and wanted to call you to be my male model. ”

"I?ha...... Ming Erwa pointed to her board and laughed, "What kind of hairstyle are you going to get with my thunder bowl braincase, hahahaha......"

Ma Tianjiao put down the noodle bowl and straightened his upper body and said: "So you are a layman, the most skilled thing in men's hairstyles is the flat head, all relying on a pair of scissors to trim, thin, and shape, and now it is better to cut others once with this kind of craft." ”

Ming Erwa seems to have heard the haircuts talk about this, being a model is equivalent to earning dozens of yuan in haircut fees, and this business is done. I accidentally saw the jade rabbit that was about to come out of Ma Tianjiao's chest, and the skull was "buzzing" as if it had been hit with a steel pipe, and the nosebleed that had stopped was about to move.

"Sassy stick!"

This time, Ma Tianjiao didn't feel angry at all, and his words were like coquettishness. Ming Erwa hurriedly looked away and rummaged for a cigarette in her trouser pocket.

"Hey, do you want to say anything?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh....... Yes, you have to ......" Ming Erwa tried his best to hide his evil thoughts, because he found that the flag began to be raised from the lower abdomen down.

Ma Tianjiao was secretly happy when he saw that Ming Erwa agreed, and he came up with his tongue and asked: "Sister-in-law, did Chun Tao and Xiao Yue'er in your class find the male model? I can be a model for them, not only can I be a hair model, but also that can be used as a listening model, I can't hide it, I used to be a male model!"

Ma Tianjiao was confused when he heard it, "What kind of mold, listen to the mold?"

"The hair model is the model with that hair, and the listening model is the model that is any random model, all-"

Syllable!

Xiao Shandong didn't wait for the tongue to finish, and gave him a skull to lift the board, so that the tongue almost didn't stand firm.

"A mongrel, it doesn't matter if he looks like Zhao Chuan, which unit has a male model who is 1.65 meters tall?"

Ma Tianjiao was amused and laughed, Xiao Shandong was even more proud when he saw it, shook his head and said: "Lao Tzu's body cavity of the 1.72 meter standard international male model has not been opened——"

Bang, bang!

Ming Erwa not only opened the bow left and right and slapped Xiao Shandong's two lifting plates, but also swept his ass with a heavy whip leg.

"Cat, that cat, embarrassing thing! It's a shame that you can say it on a dog day, the dirty team is dirty at home, don't tell anyone else that you can recognize me!"

Ming Erwa was furious as if someone had dug up her ancestral grave, "The standard height of an international male model is 1.72 meters, and it's the same 1.68 meters as Lao Tzu!"

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Ma Tianjiao belongs to the back beauty, she is one meter tall and six or eight meters tall, and her figure is almost perfect, but her appearance is mediocre. Having a proud figure like her, but anyone who looks a little bit will add a lot of points, but unfortunately her perfect body is not able to add points to her appearance.

To be precise, she doesn't look ugly but weird, first of all, teenage girls are in the era when they don't need to be whitewashed, and she smears her face with heavy makeup every day like a putty shave, like a Japanese dancing girl. It is said that thick eyebrows and big eyes are a good thing, but her eyebrows are too thick and feel two fingers wide, plus a square nose and wide lips, just looking at her face, she is a good man.

And she has an outgoing and flamboyant personality, and she is not at all the kind of bird that Ming Erwa loves, and it is no wonder that Ming Erwa gave a four-word comment of vulgar powder at the first sight of her, because other girls have no fat powder at all.

What makes Ming Erwa most upset is that Ma Tianjiao is as tall as him, he is 1.68 meters, but as soon as Ma Tianjiao puts on high heels, he is half a head taller than him, and his flat old cloth shoes are less than half helpful for height. Although boys develop later in adolescence, Ming Erwa knows that her height is already at the end of her strength, and her dream of one meter eight is completely hopeless, and she can grow to one meter seven and five to Amitabha.

In the technical school, their pseudo-high school, cadre, and disciple identities do attract bees and butterflies, but they are all birds and beasts that make people cry and laugh, and none of them are in their arms, which makes the three of them fall into deep distress.

"I want to be the 'Three Youths of the Yangtze River' for a few months, in case someone else knows that we are still a place, do you say that this society is still a?"

Xiao Shandong stood up to the sky with his hands and sighed, with a sense of desolation that his ambition had not been rewarded. Ming Erwa stepped forward to shoot him in the ass and kicked him forward a few big steps.

"A mongrel, if you are in love, you will be in love, find some crooked reasons, I really can't stand it, let my sister help you loosen it!"

The younger sister gasped when she heard it: "Hmm~~" Even Ming Erwa could hear it, and felt that her joke was too big.

"Sister, sister, do you want to find a girlfriend or a boyfriend in the future?" asked with a smirk.

My sister continued to eat his buns and replied without raising her head: "I won't look for it, I've only lived with you in this life!"

"Hahahaha......" Ming Erwa and Xiao Shandong laughed back and forth, but they didn't expect that my sister's brain was not stuck at all at this time, and she didn't dare to provoke him anymore when she said a word. Even the owner of the steamed bun shop couldn't help but laugh, thinking that young people nowadays can say anything.

When a few people were having a good time, seven or eight young people carved dragons and phoenixes walked into the bun shop, these people were all small flat heads, headed by twenty-five or sixteen-year-olds, with a golden chain of sunglasses on their necks on their foreheads, and as soon as they entered the store, they shouted loudly: "Serve the food, serve the food, boss?

The owner of the steamed bun shop was a foreigner in his fifties, and when he saw that these people were not good, he didn't dare to slack off, so he hurriedly trotted to sunglasses and said with a smile: "Bosses, the small shop is a shop that sells steamed buns, and it doesn't sell stir-fried vegetables." There are a lot of buns with all kinds of fillings, but there are just none-"

"What are you pretending to be?" said a guy next to Sunglasses, "We know you're selling buns." ”

The boss was even more confused, "Then you still want to order?"

"Hey, the turtle will still pretend to be yes!" A shirtless guy jumped out on the other side of the sunglasses, with a green dragon coiled around his left shoulder, "If you don't cash in a plate for your baby, you won't know that the pot is made of iron." After Zuo Qinglong finished speaking, he grabbed the boss's collar and raised his fist to fight.

"Bing, we still salute first and then soldiers according to the rules, so as not to gossip about others. Sunglasses stopped Zuo Qinglong with words, turned his head to another person and said: "Xiao Li, you communicate with the boss first, if the communication effect is not ideal, I will call the soldiers to take care of him." ”

It turned out to be such a "Li" first and then a "soldier", Ming Erwa, Xiao Shandong and Clip Tongue had long known that these people wanted money, but where did they dare to squeak. They are "regular troops", they are at most "Imperial Cooperative Army", "Two Dogs", and "Reserves", not to mention that there are many powerful people, maybe there are guys, this is not a joke.

The three of them looked at each other and prepared to slip away, but before they could lift their buttocks, they heard their sisters slapping and shouting: "Oh, fight!

The guys in the sunglasses all turned their heads and stared at Ming Erwa and the four of them viciously, Ming Erwa and the others were so frightened that they hurriedly covered the mouth of the younger sister, nodded at the gang of people, pointed to the younger sister's head and shrugged, indicating that there was something wrong with his head. When the gang saw that the look and behavior of the younger sister were really abnormal, they didn't take it seriously, waved at them and surrounded the boss after waving to them to leave.

No matter how stupid the boss is, he knows that these guys must be fine, so he shouted at Ming Erwa who was walking outside the gate: "Brother, run! Go outside and help call 110 to call the police, just say that I have someone making trouble here!"

Ming Erwa secretly complained when she heard this, and hurriedly quickened her pace and ran towards the gate, but the younger sister was reluctant to throw away the buns while walking, which greatly slowed down the speed of several people.

"Stand up!"

Several black shadows rushed towards them, blocking Ming Erwa's way.