Text Chapter 2 My sister is obedient

Ming Erwa and Yu Mangzi won a big victory in this battle, and the three of them instantly became famous and became celebrities known to everyone in the Yangtze River Technical School. The girls of the beauty salon upstairs and the hotel management downstairs love to join in the fun, leaning on the staircase in groups and chatting without a word, in fact, they just want to see the deity.

When the three of them passed by the corridor, the beautiful eyes around them were flying, as if they were in a whispering ocean, and the autumn waves were like huge waves, hitting layer by layer, wave after wave, even more waves. Where can the three ignorant teenagers who have just grown up withstand the baptism of such "stormy waves", and they are so happy that their noses are bubbling and they only know how to giggle at the peach and willow green around them.

"Cat that cat, how blind is the spirit?" (Mom's ×, what kind of spirit is this?)

As soon as Ming Erwa is excited, he will say his self-created language, and it is unprecedented to be able to say such a cute and cute sentence of the unbearable national scolding.

"I still underestimated my handsomeness!" Xiao Shandong shook his head and sighed lightly, the expression on his face was at its peak, which made people feel the urge to beat him up and then hurry.

"Gross-"

Ming Erwa and his tongue turned over for a while.

When the three of them were cool, a giant suddenly came out of the crowd behind them, and poked the back of the three of them in the back of the head with his fingers like buying radishes in the vegetable market.

"You, and you, you, stand for me!"

Men are afraid of touching their heads, women are afraid of hugging their waists, where can Ming Erwa and the three of them, who have been rampant in school for three years in junior high school, stand this kind of provocation, not to mention in front of so many girls.

"Mao is stunned a cat, being a blind cat?" (day, you, mother, what are you doing)

Ming Erwa turned around and scolded violently, only to find that he was talking to the two pectoral muscles, and there were a few curly black bright chest hairs in the middle that looked a little playful.

The scolding of Xiao Shandong and the tongue clamped also came to an abrupt end, and the whole corridor was like a picture of someone pressing the pause button, not only was it silent, but even the people watching the excitement were motionless.

Ming Erwa swallowed her saliva and began to look up at the big lump of meat in front of her. The black mud on his neck was as obvious as a birthmark, and it was shiny with sweat. A human-looking face is constantly tearing and stretching in the air, and this guy is actually very engaged in picking at the boogers!

He couldn't have just poked me with that finger!

This time, Ming Erwa was really disgusted, and the two cheeks soured the lump of meat in front of them and vomited up the breakfast and last night's supper with a "wow" sound. When he opened his eyes, he saw that a puddle of filth on the ground was firmly covered with two giant feet as big as a small boat, and his hands were holding people's waists.

Ming Erwa hurriedly spread her hand and straightened her waist, pulled out a tissue and wiped her mouth seriously. If Xiao Shandong is as strong as a cow, this guy is a dinosaur, the dinosaur's fingers are still in the nostrils in a regular manner, and he stared at Ming Erwa with some nervousness and asked, "You, have you vomited?"

Ming Erwa held her heart and sighed twice, then nodded.

"I feel like throwing up, too!"

The dinosaur seemed to be asking for the opinion of Ming Erwa with his eyes, Ming Erwa's surprise was not trivial, and he didn't care if the movements were good or not, so he turned around and began to run wildly. Xiao Shandong and Tongue Clip knew from years of experience in following Ming Erwa that Ming Erwa's wild running must be a bad thing, so they didn't even want to run after Ming Erwa's buttocks.

The three of them rushed at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, and the wind noise in their ears was like muffled thunder. But the movement of the dinosaur behind him was like a thunderclap exploding in the corridor, faintly echoing, emitting a disgusting viscous liquid pouring down like magma from a volcanic eruption. The girls immediately blew up, and the screams were endless, they jumped and moved backwards, and disappeared into the classrooms in an instant, and now there were only a dozen or so four eyes who couldn't figure out the situation in the corridor just now, and Ming Erwa and other three people who were gasping for breath around the corner.

"Sister!"

With a hearty shout, an aunt dressed as a cleaner angrily walked down the stairs with a broom. Seeing the filth all over the ground, he was so angry that he raised his broom and beat it, scolding while beating: "You retribution, are you going to be angry with the old lady? The old lady has just finished cleaning the second floor with her front feet, and you will immediately make this claw style (appearance), and I will kill you with retribution!"

Aunt Clean's broom was like a few toothpicks tied to a chopstick in front of the dinosaur, and it did almost nothing for him. But the dinosaur seemed to be very jealous of the aunt, and clumsily raised his hand to block the broom.

"Mom, I was wrong! I'll help you do the health office on the second floor......"

Auntie turned out to be a dinosaur, what kind of spirit is this? Ming Erwa, Xiao Shandong and Tongue looked at each other in confusion, and then looked at this guy's extremely uncoordinated movements, and the strange look on the corners of his eyes and eyebrows when talking to his mother, Ming Erwa felt that dinosaurs were not normal people.

"Hey, your name is my sister?"

Ming Erwa asked loudly.

The dinosaur rolled his eyes, raised his orchid finger and replied, "Oh, can't you talk about it?"

The stomachs of the three of them contracted sharply, and the stomach acid surged, and Ming Erwa endured the discomfort in her stomach and continued to ask, "What are you looking for us?"

"I was just about to tell you, look, but I forgot about it after throwing it up!"

The dinosaur actually started to snort, stomped its feet sideways, and the whole school building shook, and the moment its feet hit the ground, it splashed the filth on the wall with a bang. When the aunt saw this, she screamed and raised her broom again.

The power of the dinosaur is not trivial, the three of them feel that there is a pair of invisible big hands in the body to rub all their internal organs to smithereens, from the outside it looks nothing unusual, but in fact, the body contains a stomach of freshly squeezed frog juice.

"It's so hurtful, Lao Tzu is busy with injuries!" Xiao Shandong said bitterly.

(Hurtful: Greasy.) Busy: It's too tiresome. )

Watching all this with his own eyes made him unlovely, "It's more hurtful than seven, seven wounds...... It's like meeting a wild boar who confesses to you, and I'm ...... day by day."

Ming Erwa suddenly felt that the dinosaur was a little pitiful, and he was afraid that there were more than one or two kinds of diseases. After being stunned for a while, Ming Erwa walked straight to the dinosaur and called him in a gentle tone.

"Sister!"

"Huh!"

The dinosaur replied happily.

Xiao Shandong and Clamped Tongue also shouted in turn: "Sister, sister......"

"Uh, uh...... What the hell are you guys doing, I hate it!"

This time, the dinosaur did not stomp its feet, and the three of them also felt that the teaching building was shaking, and they all stood against the wall to stabilize their figures.

"Auntie, he's-" Ming Erwa knew that asking dinosaurs probably wouldn't get the result he wanted, so she turned to Aunt Cleaning.

"Alas," the aunt sighed and complained, "He is my youngest son, who was originally white and clean, with fine skin and tender flesh, and the villagers all jokingly called him my sister." Who knew that it was wrong since I was seven years old, and my braincase began to be abnormal. Then he began to grow like crazy again, and went to the hospital to see that it was gigantism, and the doctor said that this disease usually does not live to be twenty years old. ”

"Ahh

The aunt seemed to see Ming Erwa's confusion and said: "A patient like him is easy to look old, but in fact, he is not yet ten years old. ”

"Ahh

This time, Xiao Shandong and Ming Erwa exclaimed at the same time.

"The doctor said that his intelligence was only equivalent to that of a preschool child, and that my father and I went to the city to work, and we didn't dare to leave him alone at home, so I was the only one who took him all the way to work every day. His father works in the factory, and the system is so strict that he can't bring it in, alas, the marriage of close relatives kills people!"

"Ahh

"Ah~ah!"

This time, the tongue clamped also joined the list of exclamations, but Ming Erwa backhanded a handle and slapped it on his head. Touching the back of his head and looking at him in puzzlement, Ming Erwa glanced at him.

"Ahh

Xiao Shandong asked, "Sister, what do you want to do with us?"

My sister looked at the sky and thought for a while, then grinned: "I remembered, I wanted to tell you that today you are going to cut Robus." ”

"Shredded potatoes?" Xiao Shandong didn't know what it meant, it was normal for the chef class to practice shredded rodishes and shredded potatoes.

Aunt Cleaning looked at the three of them again with some consternation, "Oh, it turns out that you are the three students who made Yu Shikun unable to get off the stage yesterday?"

Yu Mangzi is the nickname given to him by Ming Erwa, and his real name is Yu Shikun. Ming Erwa felt that there was an article behind Cheropus, so she stepped forward and asked, "Auntie, what is the matter with Cherobs, what my sister said?"

Aunt Cleaning looked left and right, and then whispered: "That Yu Fat Man is a person who can't pick up and steal, and if he can't steal it, he will rob it, and he returned to the office at noon yesterday and gritted his teeth and muttered for a long time." ”

"Auntie, do you know?"

"The teacher's office in the chef's class is a three-bedroom house, and the living room is the office, and the shift dormitory of our work class and the shift dormitory of the classroom are in it. Yesterday I had lunch and was going to squint my eyes in the bedroom, but the fat man outside kept thinking about the ghost and arguing to kill someone, and repeatedly said that he wanted to give the three of you some color, and today he will cut the robus first. My sister almost came with him, and that's why he's gone. ”

"Sister, do you know it's the three of us?"

"If you have time to go to the office and take a look, you will understand that the glorious images of the three of you are already on the wall. Although my sister has a little problem with her braincase, she is actually very kind and helpful, and she looked for you everywhere yesterday afternoon to remind you, but I didn't find anyone. Yu Fatzi shouted that you Cherob is a trivial matter, but it is tiring, you can just practice the basic skills. What I'm worried about is that he is a very small-minded person, and he will pretend to be strange when you get the certificate. ”

So that's the case, Ming Erwa, Xiao Shandong, and Tongue Clip suddenly realized after listening to their aunt's words, and they threw a grateful look at their sister together.

Ming Erwa walked over and patted her sister on the back and asked him, "Sister, do you want to have a snack?"

The younger sister was overjoyed when she heard this, and she was so happy that she clapped her hands and sang and danced.

"Whatever you want to eat, we'll invite you to eat!"

"Steamed buns!"

"Ahh ”

"Steamed buns are his snacks. The aunt laughed, but with tears in her laughter. "He eats an astonishing amount of food, and it is difficult for me and his father to feed him with our combined income, and there are two mouths for adults...... My best hope sometimes is for him to have a full meal......"

"My sister, go with my brother!" Ming Erwa dragged her sister's hand as big as a fan and walked downstairs.

"Where are you going?" asked my sister.

"Eat steamed buns, no, eat steamed buns, eat meat buns!