The class bell just rang.

Tunghai University, the most remote teaching building.

Xu Fan was reading a novel on his mobile phone, and when he saw the excitement, his brows furrowed suddenly, and he secretly scolded his stomach, and ran to the W.C at the end of the teaching building in a hurry.

"Comfortable!"

Xu Fan let out a long breath, and suddenly, a creepy female voice came from the sewer.

"Be quiet!"

This sound made Xu Fan almost scared, looking around, there was no one!

Is it the hell in broad daylight?

This teaching building was built in the last century, and there are often haunted legends, and Xu Fan's heart is not hairy before there is really a ghost.

"Excuse me...... You have paper!"

Listening to the second voice, Xu Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, it turned out that the sound came down the sewer from the women's room next door.

This school building was built in the eighties of the last century, and the WC is also a product of the eighties, just separated by a wall, and the sewers are all figured out.

"I said beauty, can you speak louder, I'm almost scared to death by you, you don't know that this school building is often haunted. Xu Fan rolled his eyes angrily.

The girl on the other side also seemed to feel a little abrupt, and said a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I came out in a hurry, I didn't bring paper, I didn't even bring my mobile phone, do you have extra paper......."

Listening to the voice, it's not very old, it seems to be a beauty?

Everyone else is a WeChat appointment with a fire bag, okay, I came to the toilet to make an appointment.

"Yes. ”

"Thank you, you've really helped me a lot, you can eat another day. ”

"Don't be so polite, it's not just a matter of a few pieces of paper, it's not worth a few dollars. ”

Xu Fan said politely, but in fact, he was already bubbling with joy.

Although Xu Fan is long and beautiful, this is the era of looking at money and background, he went from the countryside to the city to go to college, and there are beautiful women to invite him to dinner, which was something that he couldn't think of before.

With both hands in his pockets, Xu Fan's face suddenly froze, and when he saw the pair of slender jade hands stretched out from the sewer, he really wanted to use these jade hands to rub on the spot.

"Where's the paper?"

The girl's hands were hanging in the air for a long time, but she still didn't receive the paper, and she was a little unhappy.

"I don't seem to have any paper ...... with me."

Burst!

The beauty on the other side almost sprayed a mouthful of blood on the wall, are you playing with me?

I've been polite to you for a long time, and it turns out that you didn't bring any paper!

Is it possible to squat here for a lesson?

Wait until the end of class and ask someone to borrow paper, so don't you lose the dead?

Before Xu Fan, it wasn't that no one came to the toilet, but the student dogs came to the toilet in groups, and she really couldn't wipe the noodles and let others borrow paper.

Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, I finally looked forward to a lonely Xu Fan, and mustered all the courage to borrow paper in this life, but you told me that you didn't bring it, and my legs were numb.......

"Then you always brought your phone, right?" asked the girl again, plucking up her courage again.

Xu Fan said weakly, "I left in a hurry, and I didn't bring it." ”

"Holy!"

The girl also wanted to pull the opposite pair of hands over and rub them!

It's been a long time, and you don't bring paper, you don't bring your mobile phone, what kind of toilet do you go to!

Xu Fan heard the dissatisfaction in the girl's tone, and said angrily, "Beauty, they are all fallen people at the end of the world, everyone didn't bring paper, why do you blame me!"

Do you dare to accuse me?

The girl immediately retorted, "Then why are you complaining about me?"

"It's okay if we boys don't bring paper when they go out, you girls always have to bring paper, you shouldn't be an ugly girl, only ugly girls don't bring paper when they go out. ”

"Who do you say is ugly?" the girl was obviously provoked by this sentence.

"I'll just say you're ugly, and you have the ability to get down and bite me. ”

"You ......"

The girl looked down at the man-wide sewer below, and then at the ceiling.

It is true that the ancients have not been seen before, and those who have come have not been seen after. Thinking of the world and the world, I am alone and crying!

I want to cry without tears!

Think about the boys who used to chase themselves, there are not thousands but hundreds, and now they don't bring paper to the toilet, even if they are molested by a boy, what is this called!

Xu Fan knew that it was useless to go any further, this was just class, and no one would come to the toilet at all, who would stand it if he squatted for another forty minutes, and proposed.

"Hey, on the other side, you didn't bring a paper or a mobile phone, did you bring something else?"

Hearing this, the girl's pretty face turned blood red as soon as she pouted, and she replied coldly, "What do you want to do?"

There's a play!

Xu Fan cracked his mouth and smiled, "It's easy to solve it, you give me all the paper on your body first, I'm clean, and then go out to buy a pack of paper for you." ”

"Hmph, why should I believe you? What if you don't come back?"

One second it was called a beauty, and the next second it should be called "Hey", a boy with such a big contrast between the front and back, he didn't believe this kind of nonsense when he killed a girl.

Die to die together!

Big deal, squat together for forty minutes.

Who's afraid of whom!

rushed to Xu Fan's ugly girl just now, and the girl planned to carry it with Xu Fan.

"Don't come back......"

Xu Fan choked for a moment, the idea of spoofing really flashed in his mind just now, but it was just imagination, and he continued to bewitch, "I guess you have been squatting for a long time, aren't your legs sore, and your ass not hurt?"

It must hurt!

It's okay that Xu Fan didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, the girl felt that her legs were even more numb......

"Then how can you promise not to leave me, I don't even know your name, in case you are tricked, who will I talk to. ”

"Alas!"

Xu Fan sighed heavily, "I really don't believe me, forget it, anyway, I have a cigarette box next to me, just wipe two handfuls and forget it." ”

After speaking, Xu Fan also deliberately shook the belt twice, making a gesture to leave, in fact, there was not even grass on his side, where did he get a cigarette box, but this scared the other side a lot.

"You're leaving. ”

"If you don't leave, will I fall in love with you in the toilet? ”

"That's ......"

After being silent for a while, the other party seemed to have made a big decision, and the sound of the other party's gnashing teeth could be heard across a wall.

"If you dare to lie to me, I won't let you go. ”

Shhh

I heard a sudden tearing sound above my head, and then a long white strip was handed under the passage, which was simply shaking the eyes of a blind dog.

This is......

Aunt sticker?

Looking at the intact aunt sticker on the white jade hand, the corners of Xu Fan's eyes twitched twice.

It sounded as if it had just been torn off, and it was so white, didn't that mean.......

"Hey, do you want more!" the girl whispered anxiously and angrily.

When girls come to relatives, they usually use this thing, just in case of accidents, this is obviously clean, just looking at it makes people think about it!

"Ahem, don't you have anything else on you, people say that indirect kissing is responsible, what are we? I've never been a casual person, after all, I don't even know what you look like, I don't want to be an ugly girl. ”

Your sister!

If I rely on you, your ancestors will be smoking for three lifetimes.

The girls were about to go crazy, but at this moment, Xu Fan took it neatly, and after dividing five by two, he stood up.

"Don't worry, if I don't come back in five minutes, I will be thundered and killed. ”

After putting down an oath, Xu Fan rushed out like a wind, which made the girl's beating little heart barely feel better.

"Luckily, this student didn't see my face or know my name, otherwise he would be shameless. ”

Thinking of giving her most intimate things to a boy, she is really ashamed not to want it.

But when Xu Fan bought a pack of tissues and just returned to the toilet, a palm-sized purple light fell from the sky, and his face turned pale with fright.

"It's only been three minutes, don't you want to be in such a hurry!"

Before Xu Fan could scream, a majestic voice sounded in his head.

"It's good, it's very good, it's famous, it's very famous......

In the next second, Xu Fan found that there was an extra book in his mind, to be exact, this book was called the Complete Book of Heavenly Dao.

Xu Fan looked at the book lying quietly in his mind, and his face was confused.

If others do good deeds, they will travel to the world of Xianxia, obtain the inheritance of the sky, and blow up the sky all the way.

God, why are you giving me a book?

Trying to open this book with consciousness, Xu Fan was even more confused, and there was no wool in it?

Just a bare bookcase?