Text Chapter 116: Looking for a fight
Listening, Li Ziyi was hurriedly surprised. When Li Ziyi looked at Xiaowen and Xiaoli, the two glared at Li Ziyi helplessly, and then turned their heads and stopped paying attention to Li Ziyi.
Seeing Xiaowen and Xiaoli turn their heads, Li Ziyi hurriedly shouted at the two: "Hey, hey, what are you doing? What kind of expression is this, then I'm a bad person, I don't say anything, why don't you want to take care of me?"
But Xiaowen and Xiaoli were so angry that they didn't look at Li Ziyi, they just snorted to themselves, and then planned to ignore Li Ziyi all the time, and didn't want to talk to Li Ziyi anymore no matter what Li Ziyi said.
Seeing Xiaowen and Xiaoli like this, Li Ziyi lay helplessly on the back of the sofa, and then let out a heavy sigh from Li Ziyi's mouth: Hey!.
These two people are so stingy, this joke is a big joke, look like this, you really don't want to pay attention to me!
So Li Ziyi had no choice but to sit on the sofa, his eyes closed and recuperating, he was waiting, he didn't believe that Xiaowen and Xiaoli really didn't plan to take care of themselves.
"If you don't pay attention to it, I'll keep waiting, Wang Ba is not a turtle, I still don't believe it!" Li Ziyi said in his heart.
When Li Ziyi waited for a while, he realized that he was wrong, and when he opened his eyes, the two of them were drinking tea, leaving themselves alone, drinking tea at the same time, he was still looking at Li Ziyi from time to time, and then his mouth moved, as if he was discussing Li Ziyi!
Since this is the case, Li Ziyi had no choice but to continue to close his eyes, take a breath, change his breath, and then slowly disperse the miscellaneous thoughts in his mind, and actually began to sleep.
However, when Li Ziyi just dispersed the miscellaneous thoughts and thoughts in his mind, when his brain fell into a daze, inexplicably, he heard someone say the word "hey" to himself, and then Li Ziyi opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Xiaowen and Xiaoli who were still drinking tea. The two of them didn't mean to deal with Li Ziyi yet.
"Uh? What does this mean! If you want to sleep, you won't pay attention to it! Just call me when you are about to fall asleep, and when you wake up and don't speak, what does it mean! This woman really doesn't understand, she begs, and continues to sleep! If you don't participate in this competition, you can go home directly when you have slept enough!" Li Ziyi said in her heart, and then closed her eyes again!
And not long after Li Ziyi closed his eyes, he heard another "Hey." This time, Li Ziyi didn't plan to pay attention to it and continued to sleep with his eyes closed!
But Li Ziyi didn't open his eyes, and he felt like something had fallen from his body.
Li Ziyi opened his eyes to see what it was, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Xiaowen looking at him.
"What do you mean, are you going to ignore me?" Li Ziyi said secretly.
Li Ziyi looked at Xiaowen's eyes with some surprise.
At this time, Xiaowen moved his lips, turned his head and glanced at Li Ziyi again, and then said, "What, can you still sleep?"
"Huh?" Li Ziyi was a little stunned for a while, and then replied: "Nonsense, if you two hadn't been bothering me, I would have fallen asleep a long time ago, and I would have learned with Zhou Gong and his daughter? Besides, I apologize, if you are really angry, ignore me and don't let me sleep!"
Hearing Li Ziyi say this, Xiaowen was inexplicably stunned for a moment, then looked at Li Ziyi as if he was serious, and asked a very inexplicable question: "Then did you miss me when you just slept?"
Li Ziyi was stunned for a moment and replied, "I've always missed you!"
Hearing Li Ziyi's answer, Xiaowen looked at Li Ziyi inexplicably and seriously, and the corners of his mouth seemed to show a smile: "Hehe!"
Seeing Xiaowen's smile, Li Ziyi was secretly happy, and then hurriedly shook his head a little groggy, propped up the sofa with both hands, and sat up straight.
After Li Ziyi sat down, Xiaowen didn't say anything, just looked at Li Ziyi in a daze, and just looked at it in a daze.
After a while, Xiaowen first smiled, revealing two rows of white teeth.
The ancients said: Smile without showing teeth.
In Li Ziyi's view, of course, laughing is happy, and when he is happy, who cares about showing his teeth.
Li Ziyi looked at Xiaowen smiling, but Xiaowen suddenly stopped smiling, turned his head and glanced at Li Ziyi: "I warn you, if you dare to bully me again, I will really ignore you again!"
"Hmm, what will happen to you?" asked Li Ziyi a little mischievously.
"Nonsense, of course I'm beating you! I can't beat you, and my bodyguard, let him beat you for me, if you dare to fight back, I'll tell my father!"
"Uh, hehe, hey, then you're not afraid that your bodyguard won't be able to beat me! Then you're not afraid that if I don't fight back, what if your bodyguard hurts me? Aren't you afraid that I'll play dead in a joke?" Li Ziyi said.
"My Iceberg Beauty Wife"
"You dare! If you dare to pretend to be dead again, I will beat you well!" Xiaowen immediately glared when he heard Li Ziyi's words.
Seeing Xiaowen like this, Li Ziyi hurriedly smiled hippiely: "Hey~ That's just a joke." Besides, you called me early this morning and tricked me back from the west of the city, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet. ”
Hearing Li Ziyi talk about this, Xiaowen couldn't help but pounce: "Heh! This is to let you hurry up and come over, okay? ”
"Then it's flat now?" Li Ziyi said as Xiaowen spoke.
"Flattened?" Xiaowen looked at Li Ziyi learning the way she spoke, frowned, and pouted: "Hmph! It's not so easy to flatten out! Unless you stand still, let me punch you a few times!"
"Isn't it? A few punches, then I wasn't beaten into a hole in my body by you?" Li Ziyi exaggerated.
"You don't run a fight gym, don't you know kung fu?"
"You can't let people be targets if you know kung fu. Li Ziyi said.
"Hmph! I will be trained by my bodyguard as a target in a while, you wait!" Suddenly hearing Xiaowen talk about her bodyguard, Li Ziyi was stunned and stunned, then laughed and asked: "Hey, do you think your bodyguard is my opponent?"
"Don't my bodyguards know yet?"
"Regardless of my business, I'll just ask casually, can't I?" Li Ziyi said.
"Cut, anyway, I'm just waiting for you to be beaten by my bodyguards!" Xiaowen said with extreme contempt for Li Ziyi.
"Uh......" Li Ziyi thought for a while, and then changed the way of questioning: "What, do you think I am your bodyguard's opponent?"
"What's wrong, not confident?" Xiaowen asked, looking at Li Ziyi.
"Cut!" Li Ziyi said disdainfully: "I won't be like you! Besides, my self-confidence is not something you don't have if you say no." ”
"Like me?!" Xiao Wen asked with a glare.
"It's nothing!" Li Ziyi was stunned and said.
"Then don't say it in front of me, or I'll really beat you!" Xiaowen raised his small, slippery little fist and waved it in front of Li Ziyi, feeling that his fist was like a punch the size of a sandbag.
Seeing Xiaowen like this, Li Ziyi suddenly said annoyedly: "Oh, count the ball, I won't tell you these boring things." ”
After Li Ziyi and Xiaowen were silent together for a while, Li Ziyi asked again: "Are you and Xiaoli really just girlfriends?"
"What do you say?" Xiaowen glanced at Li Ziyi angrily, she felt that Li Ziyi must not be holding back her fart.
"I said no. Li Ziyi blurted out.
"Not really. Xiaowen said casually.
Li Ziyi was stunned again, and then asked, "Then why are you two always together? What I basically see is that you two have been together!?"
"Does this have anything to do with you?" asked Xiaowen.
"Yes!" Li Ziyi said.
"What the hell does it have to do with you?!" Xiaowen asked.
"What the hell! It's a ghost relationship! It's so penetrating!" Li Ziyi was speechless for a while.
"Well, what should I say!" Li Ziyi hesitated.
"Say whatever you want!" Xiaowen said.
"Okay, it's okay if you want me to say it, but you two have to promise me one thing before I say it!" Li Ziyi said, looked at Xiaoli who was very interested on the side, and said to Xiaowen and Xiaoli.
"Okay, you say!" said Xiaoli.
"Say it!" Xiaowen followed.
"That, I see that you have been together all day long, I think it......" Li Ziyi said, stopped, and looked at the expressions of Xiaowen and Xiaoli to see if there were any signs of anger, if not, then continue to talk about the rest of the content, if there is, then just stop, so as not to make these two aunts angry again. If Xiaowen tells his father again because he is angry, he deserves to be unlucky!
"What do you think? What's wrong with the relationship between the two of us, the two of us grew up together since childhood, and we do everything together, except that we don't sleep in the same bed at night, is there anything wrong?" Xiaowen asked Li Ziyi.
"I think it's a little abnormal!" Li Ziyi said.
"What's abnormal? It's normal! Two girls are together, what's abnormal? I see, one of us is one of us, and it's not normal to be with you a lot!" Xiaoli said.
"No, no, listen to me, I think! You two stay together all day, I think! Are you two Les bian?" Li Ziyi said.
"Les bian, what's that?" Xiaowen asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"What?
Don't you know what Les bian is?" asked Li Ziyi!
"I don't know, if I knew, would I need to ask you? Tell me, what does that mean?" Xiaowen couldn't wait to ask again.
"Li Ziyi, I think you want to fight first, don't you?" Xiaoli on the side, before Li Ziyi could explain to Xiaowen, she was already a little furious, and she waved her fist and hit Li Ziyi!
"Hey, didn't you say okay, don't be angry?" Li Ziyi hurriedly dodged a punch from Xiaoli.
"That's right, Lili, tell me what Les bian means!" Xiao Wen said.
"Les bian means gay!" explains Lily.
"What, Li Ziyi, you're looking for a fight!" Xiaowen was also a little annoyed when he heard it.
"Okay, okay, don't hit me, I'm just asking, don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong?" Li Ziyi hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Hmph, you said you have been thinking about something in your head all day, I really don't know what you men have been thinking about all day!
"Yes, yes, I'm dirty, I'm dirty!" Li Ziyi hurriedly said.
Looking at Xiaowen and Xiaoli in front of him, Li Ziyi swore that even if there was anything to know in the future, as long as it was about the relationship between the two of them, even if he killed himself, he would not ask more.
After listening to Li Ziyi's words, Xiaoli kept staring at Li Ziyi in a daze, seeing that Xiaoli had not responded, Li Ziyi smiled and said, "Xiaoli, Xiaoli!
Hearing Li Ziyi's words, Xiaoli glanced at Li Ziyi: "Uh? What's wrong, is there something?"
"Why are you stunned?" asked Li Ziyi.
"Oh. Xiao Wen hurriedly replied, "What, I remembered something just now, but it's okay!" Xiao Wen waved his hand.
When Li Ziyi heard Xiaoli say this, he was interested again, completely forgot what he had secretly said just now, and said to Xiaoli: "What's the matter? Are you happy or unhappy, if you are unhappy, just tell me to listen to it?"
"Oh, do you want to hear it?Then I'll tell you, my eldest aunt came here today and forgot to bring that, what, are you going to buy it for me?" Xiao Li held her chin and said to Li Ziyi.
"Huh, you ......" Li Ziyi was speechless, thinking, isn't this deliberately trying to fix me?
Xiaowen is okay, seeing Xiaoli say that, he immediately took out a square white thing from his bag, and Li Ziyi happened to see a brand written on the wrapping paper, the name is: Miaodu Space, Super Suction .......
Xiaoli took the thing that Xiaowendi came over, stood up directly, and walked to the bathroom thinking about it.
After watching Xiaoli leave, Li Ziyi asked Xiaowen, "You women ......." ”
"Girl, how many times have you said it, why can't you remember?" Xiaowen interrupted Li Ziyi's words and emphasized again.
"Okay, girl, do you girls come to your aunt every month?" asked Li Ziyi.
"It hurts! Especially when I have menstrual cramps, my forehead sweats. Xiaowen said.
"Then you ask how to solve the pain during the period when you came to the eldest aunt?" asked Li Ziyi.
"What? Why are you asking this? Oh, I know, do you want to ask after you ask, when we are in pain, do what I say for our family?"
"Cut, who wants to do it for the two of you!" Li Ziyi was disdainful for a while, but in order to know how to do it, he still said to Xiaowen against his will: "Mmmm, yes! You are so smart, say it quickly, what should you do when it hurts?"
"I don't know about others, I usually start drinking brown sugar water a day or two before I come, as long as I drink it, it won't hurt so much!" Xiaowen said.
"By the way, during the period of coming, you can't eat raw and cold things, and you can't get angry! If you get angry, it will hurt!" Xiaowen added.
"Oh, that's it, I know! When you two are in pain in the future, I'll make brown sugar water for you two to drink when I have time!" Li Ziyi said.
"Oh! What's the matter? Suddenly my conscience found out! Say, what are your intentions?" Xiaoli, who came out of the bathroom, was a little surprised that Li Ziyi would say such a thing when she heard Li Ziyi say that, and she couldn't help but feel that Li Ziyi had a bad heart!
"Where can I have any intentions! You see what you told me, am I so bad? During your visit to the Great Aunt, I will do what I can for you, I am doing this for the good of you both, why don't you know!" Li Ziyi said.
"Yes, I thought you had some intentions! That is, I wronged you!"
"Not really!" Li Ziyi said.