"According to the plot in the novel and the erotic movie, should I kiss desperately at this time? and then tear your clothes like crazy. Heaven is the quilt and the earth is the bed, so you will be corrected on the spot?"

When Xiao Sheng said this seriously, Han Yani, whose face was red, just wanted to abuse the other party. The former immediately added: "You think of beauty! Brother is still a virgin, how can you be ruined like this?"

"Xiao Gousheng, what do you mean by this? You mean, it's not the first time for the old lady?"

"I don't try, I don't know. ”

"Rogue, get out of ......"

After saying this, Han Yani directly pushed away Xiao Sheng, who was pressing on her. Xiao Daguan, who was sitting on the side, looked at the little girl beside him 'provocatively'.

While the latter got up and patted the snow stains on his body, he did not forget to give Xiao Sheng an international standard middle finger.

I've had enough of playing, and I'm crazy enough. When the two of them walked onto the county road one after the other, Xiao Sheng, who picked up the 'equipment' again, prepared to put it on for Han Yani.

And Han Yani, who was still angry, rejected Xiao Sheng's kindness angrily.

"You've just gone crazy now, it's definitely not cold, you'll be cold on the way later, put on ......"

"Don't wear ......" Han Yani, who stared wide-eyed, looked 'rebellious'.

"I used to use you as your parents' business, and then I used you as your man's business. Brother has no reason and no obligation to get used to you. Do you want to wear it for the last time?"

Xiao Sheng, who tilted his head, glared at Han Yani beside him. The stubborn Han Yani immediately shouted: "Don't wear it!"

After she said this, Xiao Sheng didn't force it. Directly put the clothes back on his body, pushed the battery car and prepared to leave.

Looking at Han Yani, who was showing signs of leaving, she stood there with a sour nose. When she saw that Xiao Sheng really twisted the battery car, tears fell down her eyes.

"Xiao Gousheng, you are not human! I came to you so late, and you left me here alone. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Sheng stopped the battery lane: "I asked you to come to me?"

"You curse that you can't find a partner in your life......" After saying this, Han Yani squatted down and buried her head between her arms.

Xiao Sheng, who was really nerve-wracking, tied the car back up. When he walked towards Han Yani, he took off his coat and then draped it on her.

"Well, put on your clothes and freeze! It will take more than 20 minutes to get from here to my house, and when I sleep with you in my arms at night, my body is cold and uncomfortable. ”

"You dead rascal...... Pear Blossom raised her head with rain, and Han Yani pinched and bit Xiao Sheng beside her.

Xiao Sheng, who ignored her 'small actions', hugged the other party up. Then put her in the back seat of the battery car.

Dressed in a single coat, he immediately walked towards the bicycle that Han Yani had ridden when she came. With one hand, he propped himself on the pedal when he came to the side of the battery car.

After the battery car started, Han Yani, who was unfamiliar with the surrounding routes, muttered timidly: "Send me home......"

At this time, women generally talk back! The mouth wants to go back to their own home, but in their hearts they pray that the man will quickly lead her back to his house. Girl, don't hint at me, I understand!"

"You know. If you dare me, I'll pull you back to your house. With just a phone call from me, believe it or not, your house will be 'besieged'?"

Han Yani, who was sitting behind Xiao Sheng, threatened viciously.

"Faith, but you were also ruined at that time, didn't you?"

Hearing this, Han Yani couldn't help blurting out, "You're so fast?"

"Well, girl, you dare to tell me that it's the first time for you? Han Yani, who heard Xiao Sheng's words, punched Xiao Sheng again.

He said viciously: "Haven't eaten pork and haven't seen a pig run?" I'll tell you seriously, you have to send me home." It's almost three o'clock now, and my dad got up at five o'clock in the army to go for a morning run. At that time, if I find out that I am not at home, then I will be miserable. ”

"Call Brother Sheng, call with affection, call with affection, call me*, call me...... Wow, you're really biting. ”

Xiao Sheng, who grasped the direction with one hand and touched his neck with the other, replied painfully. And Han Yani, who was triumphant, said 'bah' and said: "The dog's neck stinks......"

It wasn't until she got on the provincial road she was familiar with that Han Yani knew that the man in front of her had been 'teasing' herself all along. He's sending himself home!

The cold wind in the early morning was very strong, but Han Yani, who was on the third floor inside and three layers outside, felt warm. On the contrary, Xiao Sheng, who still had a single coat, sneezed a few times on the road.

"Are you cold?"

"Nonsense, you're trying to take it off like me?"

"Are you a man? At this time, you should say that you are not cold. That's how you show your manly side. ”

"Bullshit, that's a bad pen......" When Xiao Sheng finished saying this, he seemed to feel Han Yani sitting in the back row, wrapping her hands around her waist. At least when she was attached to her back, there was an inexhaustible warmth.

"By the way, at your award ceremony on the 30th, I will personally be there and give you an exclusive interview. Then, through new media, it is published on the Internet and newspapers. Xiao Sheng, you're going to be on fire. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Sheng said with disdain: "Recently, I have paid a lot of attention to the new media of your daily newspaper, and to be honest, I really don't dare to compliment." ”

"What do you mean? The click-through rate of our new media is high, you ......?"

Without waiting for Han Yani to finish speaking, Xiao Sheng immediately replied: "The click-through rate is quite high, but the content is also unsightly." How does a smooth sentence on the Internet describe your daily newspaper...... Yes, as soon as you enter the daily newspaper, it is as deep as the sea, either thighs or milk. I wanted the chickens to have a day off, but the more I wandered, the bigger the birds became. Ask how much sorrow you can have, 300 million elite soldiers are at hand. ”

'Bang Bang ......'

When Xiao Sheng just finished reading these aloud, Han Yani slapped Xiao Sheng's shoulder with one hand.

"What are you hitting me for, is it meant to be. Look at the headlines of your news: Shocked, Seven Gnomes Share a Wife. After clicking on it, I found that it was the story of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"; After opening, it is the "Legend of the New White Lady" ......"

"It's a headline party that confuses the public, and there's another kind of body art. The words and pictures don't match the horse's mouth! The rape of a girl is originally a very infuriating thing, and you put it on it with an artistic photo of Cang Jingkong. Looking at this picture, I instantly felt that this woman's XXOO may be a very enjoyable thing. No, now you news people dare to release any undisciplined headlines and illustrations in order to cheat the click-through rate?"

In the face of Xiao Sheng's 'verbal criticism', Han Yani in the back row 'giggled' and laughed non-stop. Although she is very reluctant to admit it, these title parties and picture parties are indeed one of the mainstream methods of new media.

"How do you write the title when the 30th reports on me?"

Facing Xiao Sheng's questioning, Han Yani muttered in a low voice: "It depends on whether there are advertisers willing to invest in this report." ”

"What? Now this kind of story can be advertised?"

"The rural slings who drank Huiyuan brand kidney treasure captured the A-level fugitive......"

"Roll ......"

"Haha......"