"Keep it, and when you get home, grandpa will skewer it for you. ”

I've been losing my teeth lately.

I was even a little scared, whether it was a bad tooth, but every time I lost my teeth, my grandfather asked me to wear a necklace, and now it is the second one.

But I think grandpa's teeth are still quite good, you say that he is so old, and he loves to gnaw bones, I think it's okay if I lose a little more.

Zhao Laosi threw the hoe to the ground and glared fiercely.

It's as if I had been caught in bed by his daughter-in-law.

It was a scary sight.

It's all green.

Zhao Laosi glared at me and said, "Just you little rabbit cub, you want to marry my aunt and grandmother?"

I said, "I don't want to get married, I'm already engaged to Li Sanni." ”

As a result, after saying this, my face was hot, and my grandfather slapped me.

Grandpa was angry.

He's always angry, he's angry and he's beating me, and he's getting angry when he hits me.

So I got angry and ran away.

It's so disrespectful, digging someone's grave and letting me marry someone I don't know.

I ran fast, my grandfather ran faster, and I felt like a monkey was running back before I could run out of the door.

I was locked up in the house for a whole day, and the next day my grandfather came back.

When Grandpa came back, he was followed by Zhao Laosi, but there was another person behind them.

I call him Bearded.

Because he had a long beard and was very old, he was no younger than his grandfather.

That's when I realized that this person was the gentleman they were looking for.

In our village, everyone else called him the god operator.

But I still prefer the blind third, after all, the blind third can breathe fire, and I've never seen a god operator spew anything.

The bearded man walked up to me and asked for my aunt's birthday.

Then he squatted on the ground and counted for a long time.

The bearded man frowned and said, "This girl is drowned!"

Zhao Laosi nodded, his eyes were no longer green and glowing, but showed a look of admiration.

It seems that he was hit by this beard.

The bearded man continued: "When he died, it was at night!"

Zhao Laosi still nodded, with a respectful expression on his face.

The bearded man then pinched his fingers and said, "No, let me ask you, how could this girl drown in the middle of the night?"

Zhao Laosi replied: "This little aunt has a handkerchief that I particularly like, who knew that when the handkerchief was drying in the wind that night, it was blown away by the wind, and it happened to be next to the river at home, so the little aunt went to find it herself, and accidentally slipped her foot and fell in!"

The bearded man said, "No, this girl knows water, and the river in our village is one meter deep, do you think this can drown people?"

Zhao Laosi won't answer, and he can't even talk to himself.

The bearded man said coldly at the last row of tables: "This girl is very murderous, she was killed by someone!"

Zhao Laosi couldn't laugh, and his whole momentum wilted all of a sudden.

My grandfather went to pull the fourth child over, and asked fiercely: "What the hell is going on? Why didn't you say it earlier, this drowned woman will become a water ghost after she dies, and her murderous spirit is extremely heavy, if she marries my grandson, if she doesn't know it, she will kill my grandson!"

The bearded man pinched his chin and circled the room several times.

I don't know what's going on in this house, and finally the bearded man came up to me and said: "Little baby, I'll calculate with you, if your life is thin, even if you get married, it won't be a few days, and besides, this water ghost itself is yin, this thing is enough to choke!"

My grandfather quickly pulled me over and asked me to kowtow to this gentleman who understood.

This gentleman is about the same age as my grandfather, and whoever wants to tell his fortune or do something in the village must kowtow to the low-ranking ones first.

It's respect.

So it's my turn, and I have to kowtow too.

I fell to my knees on the concrete floor, bang, bang.

I knocked three times in a row, and I was dizzy.

When I stood up, I felt like there were stars in front of my eyes.

When I finished kowtowing, the fortune teller pulled me to me.

The bearded fortune teller, holding a brush and a piece of paper, began to ask me about my birthday.

As a result, he didn't say a word, and the bearded pen fell to the ground.

The bearded paper also flew away.

The bearded man glared at me, looked at me and said, "Little rabbit, do you lose one tooth in your mouth and grow one?"

I nodded, and to tell you the truth, that's exactly what happened.

I've heard that children change their teeth, and I think it's normal.

The bearded man took the necklace around my neck and looked at it twice.

And then there was a plop.

Without saying a word, he knelt in front of me.

It's funny, a man older than my grandfather knelt down for me, and I never saw it in my life.

Bang bang...

I kowtowed three times.

Now this bearded man has kowtowed to me nine times.

And the sound is louder than when I kowtow, thief!

When he stood up, the fortune teller's head was bleeding, and he quickly returned all the money in his pocket to my grandfather.

The bearded man said to me, "Little ancestor, your fate is not counted!"

This fortune teller is like a demon, and his eyes are extremely hollow.

Before everyone could stay and break out, he ran straight away without a trace.

The fortune teller ran away, my grandfather was blinded, and Zhao Laosi was also blinded.

Originally, I wanted to pull a fortune teller to be the master, but now the master is gone, how can this marriage be concluded?

My grandfather had a way.

There's really no one in charge.

Let's get married naked.

This naked marriage does not mean that there is no dowry and no bride price, this woman's naked marriage is without a host.

Anyway, get married, kowtow, and enter a cave room.

That's the end of it.

But Zhao Laosi didn't do it.

The host ran away, and Zhao Laosi didn't want me to tie the knot, but now he has a reason to refuse.

But fortunately, there is still a slight turn for the better in this matter, and the Zhao family said that it is not impossible to get married, and help them Zhao family do something.

That is to find the real murderer of this little aunt.

My grandfather was also stunned, and asked directly: "Your Zhao family's people are dead, don't you Zhao family yourself know what's going on?"

When the words were asked, Zhao Laosi sat at the door of my house and smoked a bag of cigarettes, swallowing clouds and spitting smoke one after another.

Finally, after a long time, he said: "This matter hangs!"

It turned out that the Zhao family didn't know about it at all, and it was still a strange thing to say.

Naturally, the little aunt didn't fall into the river and die.

It's just that when he died, he found it in the river.

But here's a strange problem.

Zhao Lao finished smoking a cigarette on all four feet, and then stood up and said, "We can't understand while sitting here, you come to my house!"