Chapter 3: The Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain (I)

When the fat man was a soldier, he was in the city, and he often had the opportunity to go out to buy groceries, so after seeing the prosperity of the big city, he was not very safe when he returned home from the army, and he yelled with his father, who was the village party secretary, to go out to work all day long.

At first, the fat man went out with a small bag foreman in the village, but he couldn't bear the hardship, and finally found a job as a security guard in the city.

"What's wrong with being a security guard?"

Hearing the fat man's words, Fang Yi pursed his lips and said: "Lao Tzu said, heaven and earth are not benevolent, all things are used as dogs, heaven and earth look at all things selflessly, what qualifications do those people have to look down on security guards, isn't it just a job?"

"Fang Yi, I think you're stupid in the mountains, I'll know when you go out......"

The fat man stared at Fang Yi for a while like an alien, shook his head, and said: "In the society outside now, those who have money and power are uncles, and those who have no money and power are grandsons, just like you, I'm afraid you can starve to death after you go out, I think you should follow the fat master and me, how much can you eat......"

Although he is also not deeply involved in the world, the fat man asked himself compared to Fang Yi, it can definitely be called an old Jianghu, this Yi brother is afraid that he still doesn't know what money looks like, let alone how to use it.

"Starvation? You say I'll starve to death?"

Fang Yi snorted and said: "Daoist, I am the abbot of the Shangqing Palace, this is registered in the Taoist Association, even if I go to various Taoist temples to place orders after I go out, then the other Taoist temple will beat gongs and drums to greet me, and I will definitely live more nourishing than you......"

As he spoke, Fang Yi glanced at his dilapidated Taoist temple, and said with a little weakness: "Even if the other party doesn't beat gongs and drums, he always wants a vegetarian meal......, right?"

Fang Yi didn't brag about this, his idle master, in addition to raising Fang Yi, did one thing before he died, that is, he went down the mountain for three months, and when he came back, he brought back a set of degrees and ID cards.

Many people believe that abbot should be the title of Buddhism, but in fact, it is not, abbot is the title of the supreme leader in Taoism, and can also be called "abbot".

The abbot is a Taoist priest who has received the three altar precepts, received the lawyer's "law", has strict precepts, is highly respected, and is supported by all Taoists, and the abbot of Buddhism originally originated from the title of Taoism.

With the lazy nature of Master Fang Yi's old Taoist, naturally he did not receive the Three Altars Great Ring for Fang Yi, and they are not counting the kitchen rats in the Shangqing Palace, there are only two people in total, Fang Yi and Master, as long as the old Taoist priest agrees, it is naturally supported by all the Taoists, and he can barely afford the position of abbot.

However, Fang Yi was still skeptical about the set of things that Master got back, because he knew the level of his family, he was very suspicious that Master had seen those ** small advertisements at the train station and spent dozens of yuan to get a fake certificate for himself?

"At your age, what about the abbot......?

A playmate who grew up wearing open crotch pants since childhood, the fat man could naturally see Fang Yi's weakness, and said at the moment: "I said that you should follow the fat master and me, just rely on your skills, not to mention anything else, you can definitely eat when you are a daybreak, and others can't catch up even if they find out about you......"

"What is that?" Fang Yi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, he really hadn't heard of this term.

"Hehe, it's just going to other people's homes to rob the rich and help the poor during the day, so you understand?"

The fat man laughed, he also heard others mention it when he was working as a security guard, and now there are some people who go to steal in broad daylight, and some are even bold enough to contact the moving company directly and empty all the valuable things in other people's homes.

"Okay, you dead fat man, have you been a soldier for nothing in the past few years?" Fang Yi angrily pulled down the fat man on the rocking chair, and unceremoniously gave an old punch, and the fat man immediately begged for mercy again and again.

"Oh, don't kick my ass, don't hit there, my chrysanthemum hasn't been developed yet...... the two of them are used to playing and playing, Fang Yi naturally won't really use his fists and feet, and after fighting for a while, they each lie back on the chair.

"Fatty, what do you want me to do when I go out?"

After listening to what the fat man said, Fang Yi, who was originally full of longing for the outside world, couldn't help but sigh, which made him feel a little apprehensive in his heart, except for some basic Taoist practices, Fang Yi didn't know anything else.

"Now that it's clear outside, the little thing you'll know won't work......"

The fat man knew that the old Taoist priest used to know some divination and divination and magic tricks of catching ghosts and demons, but now that science and technology are prosperous, if Fang Yi dares to go out to do this business, I am afraid that he will be directly sent to the bureau by the relevant departments on the charge of promoting feudal superstition.

"Then what should I do? I can't go to the show, right?" Fang Yi made a bitter face when he heard this, he did have kung fu in him, not to mention anything else, the light skill that was revealed when he caught it before was not fake.

Since Fang Yi was four years old, he was tied to sandbags on his legs by the old Taoist priest, and then dug a pit of about ten centimeters in the ground, so that his knees could not be crooked, and he jumped out of the pit straight up and down.

In this way, Fang Yi can basically jump over the wall more than two meters high, but how much he has suffered in the past ten years, he can't tell outsiders, at least the fat man studied for a week at that time, and he cried and shouted that his mother was rolling on the ground and became a deserter.

Of course, the fat man who is mixed in the Taoist temple every day is not useless, and he still learned a little kung fu with the old Taoist priest, when he was only fifteen years old, when he first arrived at the new barracks of the army, he put down three veterans in a pair of three, and he was very popular.

However, the fat man followed the temperament of the old Taoist priest, and he was only willing to eat and be lazy, and he refused to go to the reconnaissance company, but chose to be a cook at the regiment headquarters, otherwise it would be a very likely thing to be directly promoted, after all, after the annual competition in the division, there are several places for promotion.

"There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, follow the fat man, are you afraid that you won't have anything to eat?" Seeing Fang Yi's sad face, the fat man patted his chest, it's a big deal to let his father send a word, and then follow the construction team in the village to work, it will be over, after all, he can eat a mouthful.

"Cheng, then I'll follow you first......" Fang Yi nodded helplessly, although the world is big, but in addition to knowing some farmers under the mountain in his life, the ones he can trust are the fat man in front of him and the dead master.

"That's right, Fang Yi, pack up, let's go down the mountain today......"

The fat man slapped his face and jumped up, glanced left and right, and shouted: "You don't have anything to clean up, let's just leave, go back to the bottom of the mountain and ask my mother to help you change a few clothes, this robe is too conspicuous......"

"Don't mind, Master said, there are still three days before I go down the mountain, if I go down the mountain in advance, there will be a disaster of blood and light......" Fang Yi shook his head very seriously, since he was a child, he was fooled by the old Taoist priest who claimed to be Yuan Tiangang, and he still believed in Master's words.

"Hey, I said, what kind of society is this, are you still so feudal and superstitious?" Although he grew up under the influence of old Taoist priests, the fat man is definitely a ghostless theist, not to mention any divination and hexagrams, he doesn't believe it at all.

With a roll of his eyes, the fat man put his hands behind his back, and after tinkering for a while, he raised his wrist and said, "Today is the sixth day of July, what day is the time your master said?"

"April 26th, isn't it only April 22nd today?" Fang Yi stretched out his head, glanced at the watch on the fat man's wrist, scratched his head and said, "Could it be that I overslept one day and forgot to tear the calendar?"

In this Taoist temple of Fang Mountain, modern things are extremely rare, except for Fang Yi's broken radio, there is no longer an object that uses electricity, and the wall calendar is also exchanged by Fang Yi for herbs and farmers under the mountain, and one must be torn off every day.

"Can your wall calendar be as accurate as mine?" The fat man raised his head like a little rooster, pointed to the watch on his wrist and said: "See, this is a brand of goods, a Citizen brand watch, with a calendar, it cost me more than 700 yuan......

Although the fat man had no money, he had a self-motivated heart, and in order to buy this watch to shorten the difference between himself and the people in the city, the fat man secretly ate boiled noodles in the security dormitory for a month, so that he could save the money for this watch.

"There really is a month and a day......

Fang Yi stared at the watch for a while, then reached out and took out a pocket watch connected by a gilt chain from his arms, looked at it, and said, "Although my watch can read the time, there is no date on it, so it is not as easy to use as yours......"

"Hmm, the old Taoist priest passed this watch to you?"

Seeing the pocket watch that Fang Yi took out, the fat man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said: "Fang Yi, this thing of yours is an antique, it can be sold for a lot of money outside, let's go to the city and ask, maybe our brothers and sons will count on it to make a fortune......"

The fat man saw this pocket watch when he was a child, according to the old Taoist priest, when he was in the capital of the eight major Taoist temple to place an order, it was when the Eight-Nation Alliance entered the capital, and it was given to him by a foreign devil who broke into the Taoist temple.

For the words of the old Taoist, Fang Yi and the fat man who grew up were deeply suspicious, after those foreign devils of the Eight-Nation Alliance Army entered the capital, they were all robbing things with green eyes, who could be so kind to give Lao Dao a gold watch? This watch is very likely to be snatched from the foreign devil by Lao Dao.

"Dead fat, you don't even think about ......"

Before the fat man's words fell, he was interrupted by Fang Yi, and after stuffing the pocket watch into his pocket, Fang Yi said: "This is an object left by the master, even if I starve to death, I won't sell it, you kid quickly pinched this idea for me......"

Although the old Taoist priest shouted one after another on weekdays, Fang Yi still respected the master very much in his heart, not to mention anything else, it was the nurturing grace of the past ten years that made Fang Yi already regard the old Tao as his parents and relatives, so Fang Yi would not sell the things that the old Taoist passed on to him no matter what.

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