Chapter 035: Anonymous Reporting
At dusk, the sun sets. The coolness of last night seemed to disappear in an instant, replaced by a humid, muggy feeling. There was no cool breeze, but dark clouds gathered in the distance.
A common summer rainstorm is coming.
After dinner, Lu Zheng walked along the river embankment with a cigarette in his mouth, strolling all the way. He had already urged the dragon scales to contact Liu Neng, the shrimp soldier in the water.
Its size has grown significantly, from more than a foot to nearly a foot and a half, weighing more than ten pounds, which is not inferior to the big lobster. What surprised Lu Zheng the most was that its consciousness also increased slightly, and it could begin to express simple meanings.
For example, I'm going to go forward and backward, I'm going to have a lot of strength, I'm trying to find a mother, well, yes, it does want to find a mother. In the deep tone of Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang's signboard, it can be expressed like this: In midsummer, in April and May, it is the season for mantis shrimp to mate.
The Eskimos, who live in sparse numbers in the ice and snow, have a proverb that says: only when you are warm can you think**. Liu Neng's fat body is strong and energetic in the past two days at Hongze Lake, and the big sensitive words under his crotch are simply unbearable.
It's just a pity, it's a seawater shrimp, and the size is outrageous, during the period is really horny, hammered a few green shrimp, and when the overlord wants to go to the bow, he found that the model is not right, and it can't be used at all. To use a very vivid metaphor, it is a big man with a Barbie doll under his crotch......
At the same time that Lu Zheng was laughing and laughing, his pants slammed, and another heavenly thunder struck the heavenly spirit cover, and a hot and bold idea was freshly baked.
Self-breeding!
As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and Mickey Mouse's son will make holes. What will the shrimp soldiers and shrimp soldiers give birth to? The number of shrimp soldiers at the grassroots level in the Dragon Palace is amazing, and they can't all be lit by the dragon kings one by one, right?
It should be the offspring of the shrimp soldiers' self-breeding!
Thinking of this, Lu Zheng had a feeling of enlightenment, and slapped his head, this method should have been thought of a long time ago, but it was caused by too rigid thinking.
This time, the crayfish procurement plan seems to have to be changed slightly, and it is necessary to select a few high-quality female shrimp for Liu Ming to fill the harem and experiment with the effect.
As for the mantis shrimp classmate Liu Neng, go back to the aquatic market and see if you can help him find two concubines and directly train the Iron Fist Shrimp Soldier in the fish pond.
As for the giant fish lurking in Hongze Lake, he was still staring at Liu Neng from afar for the past two days, and he never became tough again.
When he was about to return to Bishui Mountain Residence to rest, Lu Zheng met a young man wearing a peaked hat on the road, carrying a bulging snakeskin bag, which was Wang Tao.
He didn't seem to notice Lu Zheng in the distance, but he hurriedly felt the parking lot, stuffed the snakeskin bag into the back seat of the car, then opened the trunk, lowered his head and got busy.
Lu Zheng didn't pay much attention to this, but when he walked to the door, he happened to walk opposite a person, who he had noticed during the day, it was Wang Jianyuan, the only third-level fishing master in this competition.
When Wang Jianyuan saw Lu Zheng, his steps were obviously sluggish, and with a hint of suspicion, his eyes quickly flashed on Lu Zheng's face, and he accelerated his pace to cross Lu Zheng.
The abnormality shown at that moment made Lu Zheng frown a little, paused and glanced back, before shaking his head and walking towards his residence.
As soon as I got out of the elevator, I heard an atmospheric voice shouting, "I didn't cheat, why did you confiscate my bait and fishing tackle." ”
At the door of room 5137, seven or eight people wearing the work clothes of the organizing committee of the competition were surrounding a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old man, led by a short and fat man, with a face full of meat, and said in a cold voice: "Whether you cheated or not, we will investigate clearly." I'll tell you the truth, someone co-reported you for cheating with that amateur guy. We also acted in accordance with the rules of the competition, and we did not confiscate this bait, but took it to test. ”
The man who was surrounded was named Cai Xiang, who was the one who beat Lu Zheng to become the top player in the first game of the morning, and his second and third games in the afternoon were equally good, and the total points are currently in third place, behind Lu Zheng and Wang Jianyuan.
Cai Xiang sneered and ridiculed his face: "Inspection? It sounds good, hehe, who are you fooling? The special result will only come out the day after tomorrow, Lao Tzu will have no bait tomorrow, how can I drop it?"
"What kind of attitude do you have?" Humpty Dumpty's face turned grim and raised his voice, "This is unanimously approved by the organizing committee of the competition after discussion, and a total of four well-known anglers have reported you for cheating, so we have reason to suspect you and use improper means!"
"You guys are squirting blood, I want to complain, I want to complain!"
"Complaint?" Humpty Dumpty laughed directly: "Where are you going to complain? You yourself have been reported by someone, complaining about a fart." ”
Cai Xiang grabbed the fishing tackle bag and shouted excitedly: "No, this is my thing, you can't take it." ”
"Do you hear that?" Humpty Dumpty said coldly, "If you don't let go, then okay, you will be disqualified from the competition." ”
"You guys, you're operating in the dark, jealous and jealous!"
"I warn you, don't talk nonsense. Humpty Dumpty threatened: "We will sue you for slander, report to the Fishing Association, and directly cancel your qualification as a fishing expert!"
"You...... You guys!"
Cai Xiang leaned against the wall dejectedly, slowly let go of the hand holding the fishing tackle bag, his chest rose and fell, obviously angry but helpless to the extreme.
Humpty Dumpty glanced at Cai Xiang with a sneer, waved his hand and said, "Let's go!" This time, he happened to see Lu Zheng coming out of the staircase, and snorted coldly in his nose: "It's really a coincidence." ”
The group walked up to Lu Zheng with a menacing attitude, Humpty Dumpty flashed the work card of the competition supervisor, stretched out his hand and said, "Lu Zheng, right? Now it's up to you to cooperate and hand over your bait and tackle for testing. ”
Lu Zheng was not a submissive person, and said with a cold face: "There is no evidence, what evidence do you have?"
Humpty Dumpty squeezed his eyes and smiled, and said angrily at the room, "What do you think we're doing here? ”
"Collect evidence, and then come out the test results the day after tomorrow?" Lu Zheng laughed mockingly: "Wouldn't it be good to just say that we will be disqualified?"
"This is the rule!" Humpty Dumpty grimaced, intending to deter Lu Zheng with the advantage of age and status.
"It's ridiculous. Lu Zheng shook his head and said: "What kind of brain-dead rule is this? If someone reports it, the bait and fishing tackle can be confiscated, does that mean that in the future competition, I will report the other players first, and I will be able to win the championship?"
"Nonsense!" Humpty Dumpty sneered, "Your problem is the most serious, and more than half of the people who report it anonymously." In order to ensure the fairness and impartiality of the competition, all members of the organizing committee unanimously agreed to conduct a thorough investigation of you. Once the cheating is implemented, you will be directly listed on the blacklist of the Huaiyin Fishing Association, and you will never be eligible to participate. ”
"Just because I'm an amateur?"
Humpty Dumpty snorted disdainfully, and said angrily: "Amateur players are fishing well, it's not that I haven't seen it." But like you, I really don't believe it. Alright, let's hand over the bait and tackle. ”
"What if I refuse to pay?"
"Okay, that's better, that's easier. Humpty Dumpty laughed and said, "Then please hurry up and roll up the covers." ”
"Okay. Lu Zheng made a gesture of recognition and opened the door of the room. The gang rushed in, confiscated all the bait from his tackle, and tried to flip through his backpack.
Although there was nothing valuable in the backpack, Lu Zheng still held the backpack and said, "These are all personal items and have nothing to do with the competition." ”
"Don't you say it's irrelevant?" Humpty Dumpty said, looking at him sideways, "I now suspect that there are forbidden fish traps and fish traps in there." ”
Lu Zheng was not afraid at all, looked directly at him and said, "Okay, if not." I immediately called the police and accused you of violating my private **. ”
"You're pretty awesome, huh?"
"Fourth brother, fourth brother. The young boy with fishing tackle next to him lowered his head and whispered in Humpty Dumpty's ear, "The fishing tackle and bait have been confiscated, and he can still turn out the flowers?" ”
Humpty Dumpty snorted coldly, waved his hand and swaggered away with the others.
Lu Zheng smiled bitterly and sat on the bed. More than half of the anonymous reports are really unexpected. He didn't feel wronged, and even once gave birth to a little uncomfortable with the unfairness of those professional anglers with superpowers.
But from Cai Xiang, he found that there has never been fairness in this world.
The confiscation of bait and tackle is nominally a test, but in reality it is a disqualification from the competition. And the basis is some anonymous reports that hide their heads and tails, which is simply ridiculous.
In that case, let's give them a big surprise tomorrow.
Liu Neng, it's time for you to perform!