Seeing that my nose was bleeding, even Zhaojun came over, and the two bulging things were close at hand.

"Whew!"

I couldn't help but get another nosebleed coming out.

How to say it, in fact, the beautiful scenery is really good-looking, this is true, but it is more of a sense of satisfaction in my heart, because who is in front of me? This is a beauty through the ages, how many beauties have appeared in history, countless, there are many names, from Miyue to Zhen Huan, how many beauties.

However, only Xi Shi, Zhaojun, Diao Chan and Yang Yuhuan really dare to call the "Four Beauties", which is enough to show how beautiful the four are, and one of them has no trace of obstruction in my eyes at the moment.

However, I can't be too gaffe, after all, so many people are watching, so I wiped the blood and said with a smile.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's an old problem, and every now and then it's going to be a mistake, and it's not in the way. ”

After finishing speaking, I looked at Zhaojun and said.

"It's an easy wish, but don't worry, you'll have to wait for me to prepare. ”

The very simple thing I need to prepare for is to ask the "messenger of God" if I mess around in the tenant world if it will affect the real world.

As a result, this time the "messenger of God" replied quickly.

"It doesn't matter what, because these things happen in the 'parallel world', and you don't have to ask me about the 'parallel world', because with your intelligence you can't understand it when you explain it to you, you just need to remember one thing, I don't care what means you use, just fulfill the prayer's wish. ”

"By the way, if you die, you're really dead, so, don't die, you know, how difficult it is for me to find a suitable employee. ”

I thought to myself, if it's really that hard, you'd be nice to me, I never saw that I really meant that much to her.

So, I replied to her.

"Since I'm so hard to find, would you consider giving me a little more treatment?"

As a result, she replied.

"I'm just casually sighing, don't care about these details, the treatment, we'll discuss it later, I have something to hurry up and get busy, come on!"

After that, no matter what I said to her, she didn't reply to me anymore.

"This!"

I muttered helplessly, but after asking, I was finally relieved that the tenant world should be parallel, or independent, so you can mess around casually.

Knowing this, I started to prepare all kinds of things.

I grabbed my tablet with the largest screen I usually use, and then went to the city and bought a state-of-the-art fast and convenient printer, the kind of laser printer that works with a battery.

Then I took the Qiankun bag and entered Wang Zhaojun's tenant world.

Once inside, I found out that I had appeared in the same place where I had disappeared last time, and I had already explained my identity to the women once, but of course, it was quite difficult to explain it clearly, so I only explained it in a general way, but after the first time, things were much easier.

When they saw me reappear, several women immediately came up and said.

"Mr. Landlord, you are the only one who is here this time, which sister?"

They were asking about Ava, and it seemed that Ava had left a deep impression on everyone.

"yes, what about the horse called Hummer?"

"I love that horse so much, so wild!"

……

I didn't expect that in the distant Han Dynasty, women liked wild things, and it seems that although it has gone through thousands of years, some things are eternal!

So, I said angrily.

"Am I not wild?"

Several of the women looked at me, and then one of them said.

"We don't know if you're wild or not, but you must have had a bad life before, right?"

After listening to her, I asked curiously.

"What do you mean by that?"

Then the woman looked at me and said.

"Because, you have a breath of 'poor people get rich'. ”

To be honest, I was a little surprised by this woman's words, she was really a woman with vision, so I asked her name, and it turned out that she was Fu Zhaoyi, that is, the later Empress Dowager.

Sure enough, there were two hits.

I didn't dwell on it, though, and I told a few of them.

"After a while, if any of you help me introduce me to the eunuchs, I will say that I am actually a painter from the sky, who has the ability to conquer heaven and earth, and can replace Mao Yanshou and Chen Chang and others. ”

Hearing my words, several women said with disbelief on their faces.

"Are you really so powerful? Mao Yanshou and Chen Chang are national teacher-level Danqing masters, do you really have the strength to defeat them?"

I said with a smile.

"You don't have to worry about this, you can blow it hard for a while, you can blow it how, anyway, I can paint it vividly, the fiber is not bad, wait, do your best to blow it, rest assured, the cowhide can't be blown. ”

However, although I said it very confidently, I looked at the expressions of several people who were a little skeptical, and it is estimated that in their eyes, the painters of Mao Yanshou and others are already quite good.

Of course, a couple of women introduced me to the eunuch in charge as I said.

"Are you really that good?"

I said with a smile.

"Of course, I'm from heaven. ”

He was also skeptical, then looked at me and said.

"Alright, then you can come with me. ”

Soon the two of us came to a courtyard, and there were many people in the courtyard, young and old, but all well-dressed and obviously very rich.

Then the guy said to me.

"These people are all Danqing masters, since you say that you are better than them, then show a little ability. ”

With that, he shouted loudly around him.

"There is a painter here who claims to be from heaven, and all the masters have come out to see the means of this heavenly craftsman. ”

It looks like if I don't show my hand, this guy won't let me go.

So, I smiled and took out my tablet and said.

"Well, let's take a look at the pictures I've painted. ”

After that, I opened a high-resolution photo of the celebrity.

There were no photos in the gift era, so when they saw such real and delicate photos, they opened their mouths in surprise.

"This ......"

"How is this drawn?"

"Incredible!"

"It's really heaven-shattering!"

……

Sure enough, as I expected, I succeeded in bluffing the other party.

I wasted no time in continuing.

"Our celestial paintings are very different from yours, not only the effect of painting is different, the time spent is different, but also the way is completely different, of course, what you see is not the finished product of my painting, see me show the effect of the finished product to you. ”

With that, I reached out again, and the portable printer suddenly appeared in my hand.

This magic-like abrupt way of making things appear surprised everyone again.

Not surprisingly, everyone started talking again.

From everyone's discussions, I also knew which person was Mao Yanshou, the guy who looked thin and had a pair of triangular eyes among these people.

In the midst of everyone's discussion, the printer sounded, although this printer is not big, but the price is expensive, it is a very advanced product, at the same time, the paper I use is also quite advanced, so the printing effect is extremely delicate and realistic.

"Look, how does this picture look?"

I handed the printed photo to Mao Yanshou.

Because, I can see that these people are headed by Mao Yanshou, and, from the beginning, he has a very unconvinced expression.

After giving him the picture, I said with a smile.

"Okay, with me here, you can all go home, as long as I'm alone. ”

Now everyone is furious.

Everyone looked at me and said with a glare.

"What do you mean we can all go home, are you ready to take our jobs?"

"Like, who the hell are you?"

"Why do you say that?"

……

I knew that these guys would react like this, so I said to the eunuch.

"It's better to do this thing, you go find a palace maid, and we all do what you do every day, paint a portrait of this palace maid, and see if I can replace all of you. ”

Hearing my proposal, coupled with the performance I had just performed, the eunuch thought for a moment and then nodded and said.

"I can give it a try. ”

With that, he left.

I looked at Mao Yanshou and said.

"Actually, I'm here to save you, you accept money from the palace maids, and then arbitrarily modify their appearance when painting the portrait, this matter belongs to bullying the king, and after exposure, you will die. ”

After I finished speaking, the faces of several people changed, but they didn't say anything.

Soon, a bewitching palace maid was brought over.

These women were all selected from all over the country, so each of them was actually beautiful, and, obviously, they were all trained to walk in a good posture.

As soon as she stood up, the artists began to dip their pens in ink and prepare to start drawing.

At this time, I had already raised my hand and said.

"Alright, I'm done. ”

Listening to my words, everyone was confused, and I saw that some people's pens in their hands fell on the table or the floor with a "click!".

Because from the beginning of the painting to the time I said that the painting was finished, it was only a few seconds, and it was impossible for them to accomplish such a thing in this instant.

However, I had already raised the tablet in my hand.

On the screen is a bewitching palace maid.

Facts speak louder than words, and in the face of iron-clad facts, everyone has nothing to say.

"Well, I say, I'm more than enough to do all of you on my own, and now you believe it. ”

Then I reached out to the eunuch again, and when he came near, I whispered in his ear.

Before I could finish speaking, the thing immediately burst into laughter.