Wu Yudai showed a bad expression on her face: "Sister Liu Mei, you are so smart, you see if this will work, the one who wins can slap Lin Yuming!"

"yes!" Liu Mei and Wu Yudai shouted, and then slapped each other in an encouraging way.

Lin Yuming's head was a little unturned, the two of them were playing games, why did they beat me: "Wait, wait, have you made a mistake! You play your game, you have a relationship with me, why are you beating me!"

"Yuming, this is your mistake, didn't you just say that you wanted to add one?" Liu Mei reminded "kindly".

"Yes, did I say that? I don't remember!" Lin Yuming didn't want to play with them, but the two beauties seemed to have premeditated, sandwiching him between left and right, and each holding one of his arms, Lin Yuming couldn't move at all.

Lin Yuming regretted it very much, he knew this, why did he have to squeeze between them just now, it seems that this is really a sentence, Sai Weng knows that he is not blessed, and he has not taken advantage of it, so he lifted a stone and hit himself in the foot.

"Yuming, you're a man with a handle, you can't go back on your word!"

"That's right, Lin Yuming, unless you say you're not a man!"

"I'm not a man!" Lin Yuming shouted in a hurry.

This shouting immediately had another effect, and the whole car turned their heads to look over, and one of the little girls pointed at Lin Yuming and said, "Mom, why does he have a beard, and he says that he is not a man!"

The carload of people laughed, and Lin Yuming felt the sweat on his forehead come out.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the next stop is Yongdingmen, please prepare in advance for passengers who get off the train. The fat sister-in-law conductor reminded her, this was like announcing Lin Yuming's death.

"I'm not going to play with you, I'm going to object!" Lin Yuming knew it was meaningless, but he still expressed his protest.

"The objection is invalid!" the two beauties righteously rejected him, and looked at the car door together, waiting for the first passenger to come up.

"I guess it's a man. Wu Yudai said affirmatively.

"Then I guess the girl!"

As soon as the car stopped, and as soon as the people who got out of the car were finished, a man rushed up, he didn't know at all, his appearance foreshadowed the misery of this other man, Wu Yudai slapped Lin Yuming on the face like lightning.

"Smack!" Lin Yuming and Wu Yudai's little hands had a perfect intimate contact.

"I'll go, Wu Yudai, it's really fighting!" Lin Yuming was so angry that he wanted to change his position when he stood up.

The movements of the full car stopped, and looking at the voice, everyone was curious about what kind of man had been beaten.

"Hooligans, you still want to run!" Wu Yudai's voice was so loud that the car was full of people who could hear it.

At this time, the eyes of the people in the car were full of contempt and admiration, of course, the contempt was given to Lin Yuming, this kid, the courage is too fat, dare to play hooligan in the capital, of course, the admiration is Wu Yudai, this girl is so brave, dare to fight back the groping pig.

Lin Yuming saw the people in the car and began to talk to each other: "The world is going down, hey, I recently heard that there is a pervert who likes to go to the women's toilet to peek!" said a woman with heavy makeup and a long, ugly woman sitting next to her.

"Yes, big sister, I also heard that the pervert also picks on the pretty girls to stalk, I was followed last time, and I was scared to death!"

Lin Yuming was about to vomit blood when he heard this, there are still such shameless women in the world, I am really perverted, and I can't see you as a beauty, I have to be short-sighted to a few hundred degrees!

"Society has changed, you look at the young man, he looks good, he is spiritual, why don't you follow the right path!" sighed a grandmother who looked very old.

"That's right, such a handsome guy, what is not good, even being a duck, is better than this. Maybe it can still be popular!" A well-dressed woman looked at Lin Yuming back and forth with small eyes, feeling that Lin Yuming was a little pity, and she was about to move, wanting to greet Lin Yuming and lead him to the right path.

Lin Yuming thought on the spot, maybe this woman opened that kind of shop.

was depressed, the third station came up was a woman, Lin Yuming's left face was slapped by Liu Mei, I have to say, Liu Mei still has a little conscience, although he patted Lin Yuming, but the strength was very small, and then he couldn't bear it, so he helped Lin Yuming rub it a few times.

Lin Yuming was about to cry excitedly, his heart was full of gratitude to Liu Mei, he lowered his head, and silently blessed and prayed for Liu Mei, hoping that Liu Mei would always win, and never let Wu Yudai win.

But after thinking about it, is he a little cheap, how can he pray to be slapped? But then again, thinking about it from Lin Yuming's point of view, this is also a helpless thing.

Now a very popular sentence is called 'the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny,' this sentence is perfectly embodied in Lin Yuming, and it is also vividly embodied, because, in the later stations, Lin Yuming did not achieve the result of his prayer, Liu Mei's gentle palm did not come, and every time he was waiting for him, it was Wu Yudai's vicious blow.

Lin Yuming couldn't help but secretly wonder, obviously there are a lot of women in the car, it can be said that men are always the first to get in the car, and soon, Lin Yuming also understood the truth, because men are too fucking shameless, they don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all, they rely on their physical strength, and they can always be the first to grab the car.

Lin Yuming also understood what women always said: 'Men don't have a good thing,'Well, it seems that there is really some truth!

It's okay, there will always be an end to the suffering, the car arrived at the playground, and in the sympathetic eyes of the whole car, Lin Yuming was about to get out of the car.

"Hey, this guy is so pitiful! what a face!" said the woman who looked like a duck shop.

Lin Yuming wanted to cry without tears, infinite sadness.

"Oh, Sister Liu Mei, you are really miserable, you won once!hehe!" Wu Yudai smiled happily.

"Yes, I'm psychologically unbalanced, hehe!" Liu Mei also looked at Lin Yuming happily.

"Then, give you an encouragement award!" Wu Yudai jumped in front of Lin Yuming.

"Really, I can have one last chance!" Liu Mei's words made Lin Yuming feel bad.

"That's it, the final prize is for you!" Wu Yudai stared at Lin Yuming's face and said, for fear that Lin Yuming would run away, so she grabbed his hands.

"No, come back!" Lin Yuming simply closed his eyes, ready to be generous!

"Wow, it's really revolutionary!" Wu Yudai said happily!

"Well, it's our best friend! This is the final blow! It's coming!" Liu Mei seemed to be brewing.

Although Lin Yuming was ready to die, he still felt a sigh in his heart. But then, Lin Yuming didn't hear a crisp slap, only felt that the left side of his face was covered by a warm and soft thing, and then only felt a burst of electricity fill his body, and the thing left Lin Yuming's face after stopping for about three seconds.

Then Lin Yuming heard Liu Mei's voice, "Oops, it's a loss, Lin Yuming, you don't need facial cleanser to wash your face, how do you feel like it's all ashes!!"

Lin Yuming hurriedly opened his eyes and saw Wu Yudai smiling in front of him and Liu Mei who was vomiting.

Wu Yudai helped Lin Yuming gently wipe the left side of her face, and Lin Yuming suddenly understood that she was helping herself wipe the kiss marks left by her willow eyebrows, and there must be empty red on it.

"Does it still hurt?" finally came the gentle voice of Liu Mei.

"It hurts me to death, Liu Mei, how good it was for you to use this as a bet to guess the deposit of the people in the car at the beginning!" Lin Yuming said regretfully.

"And, Lin Yuming, what do you want, this is a little comfort to you!" Wu Yudai pursed her lips.

When Lin Yuming looked at Liu Mei again, he saw that she was a little shy, a little blushing, her eyes were evading herself, she lowered her head and said, "Okay, Yudai, let's go buy tickets!" After speaking, he pulled Wu Yudai and ran towards the ticket office.

Lin Yuming was still a little wooden, reminiscing about the feeling of being kissed by Liu Mei just now.

When he entered the playground, the ticket inspector looked at Lin Yuming's bright red face in a daze! It was strange that a man's face could be so red and so bright.

Lin Yuming said politely: "Miss, I have skin allergies today. ”

"Oh, I'm sorry!" the ticket inspector bowed his head in embarrassment.

"You're really going to find yourself under the stairs!" Wu Yudai smiled wickedly.

Lin Yuming sneered, you wait, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, Wu Yudai, don't think that if you calculate me, I will spare you, it's best not to give me a chance! Hmph!

What surprised Lin Yuming was that such a childish playground was full of tourists, and it seemed that it was not only these two beauties who were bored.

"Sister Liu Mei, what are we playing! I'm so excited! Wow! roller coasters, pirate ships, haunted houses, bungee jumping ......!" Wu Yudai happily looked around.

Lin Yuming despised Wu Yudai with disdain, Damn, is it still the eldest lady of Jiabao Food Group, and these broken things will be excited like this?

"What are you talking about, it's funny!" Wu Yudai looked at Lin Yuming.

Lin Yuming pondered for a moment and said, "The haunted house must be fun!"

But he was secretly proud in his heart, waiting, waiting until he entered the haunted house, to see how I cleaned you up, thinking of this, Lin Yuming smiled sinisterly.

"Okay, Sister Liu Mei, let's go play roller coaster!" Wu Yudai pulled Lin Yuming and Liu Mei and ran in the direction of the roller coaster.

"#¥%-*......" Lin Yuming couldn't help cursing Wu Yudai in his heart, you have thought about it, then ask me what to do.

When he got there, Liu Mei didn't go up, saying that he was a little dizzy.

"Hehe, do you say you're scared if you're afraid, what's so embarrassing with us!" Lin Yuming grabbed Wu Yudai's hand next to him and said, "Miss Wu, don't be afraid, let's play!" He thought that this would definitely make Wu Yudai feel scared.

"Okay, sit tight!" the car quickly started.

Lin Yuming has seen others play, but he has never sat on it, and he has always thought that this is a very childish game in the past!

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