Chapter 945: Pretending to be forced out all the way with a straight face
The heated discussion of the surrounding tourists did not affect the couple who reunited after a long absence, as if the whole world was only the only two of them, hugging for a long time, Jin Yang said to himself: "Yan'er, how are you doing at home during this time? Anyway, I am not doing very well, since you returned to China, I feel that the whole world is boring to death, so I have to go to San Jose Island and deal with the stinky ditch every day." ”
"Stinky ditch?" Yan'er was stunned, not understanding why San Jose Island had anything to do with the stinky ditch, and asked puzzledly, "Isn't San Jose Island an island? What does it have to do with the stinky ditch? And you seem to be the boss, so you don't need to do it yourself, right?"
The implication is that even if there is a stinky ditch, it should be those poor workers who are smoked to death, and you are a big capitalist who has a hairy relationship?
"Heh~~" Jin Yang sneered, remembering the days when he poured space spring water into the sea day and night some time ago, the feeling of pinching his nose and rolling his eyes because of all kinds of fishy smells, he couldn't help but feel sad, and choked up, "Yan'er, you don't know what kind of life I lived during that time, saying that the stinky ditch is lifting it, the sea area of San Jose Island is not as good as the stinky ditch, it is more disgusting than the thatched pit, the smell is smoky, let alone people, cows can be smoked to death." ”
"Is this an exaggeration? Then you are really pitiful, speaking of which, although I have been grounded at home during this time, I have a pretty good life, I eat and drink well every day, and you accompany me to video chat, Xiangyi's girl often comes to accompany me. Yan'er looked sympathetic.
"Ahem!"
At this time, there was a sudden coughing sound behind him, and the two of them were suddenly awakened, Yan'er shyly pushed Jin Yang away, only to see Zhou Xiangyi crossing her waist and pouting, her brows furrowed as if she was in a hurry, "Cousin, brother-in-law, I said that you are enough, right? Just kiss me and show my affection, forget it, what are you talking about now? You are off topic! I want to talk about it when I get home, and no one cares about you for a few days and nights, but not now, we have to hurry up!"
"Why?" Jinyang is puzzled, the City God Temple is not a person's home, this is a public tourism place, I am a consumer, a tourist, why should I travel here?
And you little girl even use the word "open slip" in the film, hey, your brother-in-law and I seem to be the one who needs to "open up"? That's what thieves often do, not me......
Before the inner drama could be completed, I heard Zhou Xiangyi snort coldly, raised her head and gestured to the masses of people not far away, "Hmph, are you embarrassed to say? See for yourself, is it all your own trouble? If you don't slip away, you won't be able to leave if you want to leave later!"
When Jin Yang heard this, he looked at it, oh, isn't it, the number of onlookers has evolved from the bustling tourists to the vast number of people, and there are at least hundreds of people in the black circle, as if the people on the entire pedestrian street of the City God Temple have surrounded them.
That's not all, many people are holding their mobile phones and cameras, and pressing the shutter on their side, the hand speed, Jinyang was not as fast as them when he was single before!
The magical and romantic magic trick before, coupled with the pink peach blossoms on the ground and benches around a few people, really gave too many people a great shock, and the leisurely and elegant fragrance of flowers still lingers on people's noses until now.
Therefore, from reality to such a fermentation on the Internet, there will be more and more people gathered here now, if you give a little more time, let the circle of friends and various videos "fly" on the Internet for a while...... Oh, won't the tourists of the entire City God Temple gather here?
How many tourists come to the whole City God Temple at night under normal circumstances? Jinyang doesn't know this number, and I haven't understood it, but there are indeed a lot of tourists who come to see it along the way, how to conservatively estimate that there are always thousands of people, right?
So many people......
It's really a trembling heart to think about, so many people are watching, in case something goes wrong later, don't talk about the marriage proposal tonight, can you mess around, where can you stay at night, these are all questions.
Refer to the scene Chinese New Year's Eve of a stampede involving multiple people across the Bund in a certain year and the consequences caused by it...... Jinyang Jilingling shuddered, quickly took Yan'er's hand, and looked at Zhou Xiangyi and Ma Ming again, "Don't say so much, let's run quickly." ”
"Wait, that, ahem, brother-in-law, we have to run, but we can't just run. Finally found a smart and calm person, Ma Ming pointed to the tourists around who were busy filming and posting on Moments, "We are now exposed to the cameras of the vast majority of people, and the people around us are impenetrable, so I am afraid it will not work to run like this." ”
"Then if you have any good ideas, just say it. Zhou Xiangyi took out the majesty of the eldest sister, and looked like you kid don't fill me with garlic.
"It's actually quite simple. Ma Ming shrugged his shoulders aggrievedly, but his eyes looked at Jin Yang with admiration, "Brother-in-law, don't you know how to magic? You can cast your magic and use your magic to ......."
Syllable!
"Oh, eldest sister, why are you beating me?" Ma Ming touched his head aggrievedly.
"Speak human words!"
"Oh, brother-in-law, you and Sister Yan are at the forefront, you must show that dusty and elegant feeling, just like the appearance of the big guy in the Xianxia fantasy, completely overwhelm everyone with your momentum, look straight ahead, don't say anything, just walk out slowly in one direction. My eldest sister and I are right behind you. Ma Ming closed his eyes and danced, wanting to play this feeling with his heart, but it looked so funny to others, just like Uncle Ge when he spoke out of the city to suppress bandits.
"Poof......
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the smoke sprayed directly, and he smiled back and forth, "Haha, I'm laughing to death, you might as well say that let's pretend to be forced out all the way with a straight face, and the big guy character appears...... And can you not close your eyes and look intoxicated when you speak? It looks disgusting......
"Sister Yan, pay attention to your image, you see that many people are filming you. Ma Ming hurriedly sacrificed a killer weapon.
"Huh?"
Sure enough, Yan'er exclaimed, her smile immediately shrank, and her face returned to her previous shyness, as if none of this had happened just now, and Jin Yang was shocked.
When did Yan'er become a drama spirit?
"Okay, don't talk, just do what Ma Ming said, let's hurry up, Yan'er, you can keep you the way you are, Xiangyi, you and Ma Ming follow us, don't get lost." Well, let's go in the direction of the Bund. Jin Yang made a final decision and decided on the next plan.
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