"Funny?" Huo Ye, no, to be precise, Huo Niu, her eyes fluttered, her slender jade hand shook her sleeves, revealing a large pink jade arm, and said leisurely: "Is it a good man who doesn't tease with a woman, or a good woman who doesn't tease with a man?"

Lu Zheng wiped a cold sweat and said, "It's almost okay, it's boring to do this again." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The old fire is eccentric, the old driver who has cultivated for thousands of years, has just recovered his strength, and it is very reasonable and logical to tease Lu Zheng with an illusion.

It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, Lu Zheng doesn't believe it anyway.

"Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be blown over by the wind. Huo Niu's old lady had already seen through your eyes, and said hesitantly: "Little brother, the two of us are so familiar, as long as you give me a love, I will return your one-night stand." ”

Lu Zheng's face was tight, this special feeling was too terrifying.

Huo Niu turned over on the table suddenly, twisted the red dress with one hand, picked up Lu Zheng's chin with the other, and said with a flirtatious expression: "Little brother, your straight eyes have betrayed you deeply, let's give it away." ”

Lu Zheng was completely unmoved, gritted his teeth and said: "Enough is enough, Lao Tzu has a bad heart." ”

"Cut, it's boring. ”

Huo Niu turned over and got off the table, poured a glass of wine and took a dry sip, smashed it and said: "The rivers and lakes are high in wind and waves, and the wine is like a steel knife." If you are stabbed, you will be stabbed, and I am the only coquettish. What about men and women? Swing, better than the three indiscriminate Qinggao, little brother, it seems that you are not open-minded enough. ”

"Open-minded, you're an immortal. Lu Zheng covered his forehead in pain, and only after a while did he say seriously: "Fire, imagine it." You have an iron buddy who gets along very closely and very profligate day and night, and one day suddenly took off his pants and told you that he was a woman. What would you think?"

Huo Niu's eyes rolled, the corners of her mouth rose, and she hooked a trace of obscenity, no, it was a coquettish expression, and she smiled and said, "Then what are you hesitating about? ”

Well, there's no need to continue communicating. Lu Zheng drank three glasses of wine in a row in frustration, put down the glass, turned his head and left.

The fire girl grinned, gracefully stepped on her neck, her skirt fluttered, followed behind Lu Zheng, and did not speak.

Coming to the room where Lao Huo used to rest, Lu Zheng rushed into the boudoir as soon as he entered the door, picked up the owl body on the bed, and sighed: "Huo, you died so miserably." Why did you ......leave so ruthlessly?"

Huo Niu poked Lu Zheng's back, squeezed her eyebrows and said, "It turns out that you like this tune." ”

"Get out! I don't know you. ”

"Oh, don't be angry. This seat surrendered, is it not possible to surrender?"

"Don't touch me. ”

As an upright and pure teenager, Lu Zheng really couldn't accept this fact, and always had a feeling of being entangled by a, so he shook his body violently and shook off her hand.

Who knew that the fire girl took advantage of the situation to float around in a circle, fell on the bed, and said in a nickname: "Oops, this baby has fallen, and it needs to be kissed by the dragon king's brother to get up." ”

I'll go!

Calm down, calm down! Lu Zheng resisted the urge to rush up and beat her up, and said with a tiger face: "Old fire, mud." Do you know what a big crisis we are facing now? I don't have the heart to joke with you, now you only have two ways, one is to immediately change Lao Tzu back to his original form, and second, Lao Tzu will immediately beat you back to his original form. ”

"Yo yo, come really?" Huo Niu lay on the bed, lifted the corners of her skirt, revealing a large section of dazzling white legs, and said, "Come on, let's fight." Can you test if this seat is the original form?"

Lu Zheng frowned and said, "Are you serious?"

"Of course. ”

"Really?"

"It's like a fake. ”

"My mother-in-law and grandfather, will you spare me?" Lu Zheng still said with a look of disbelief: "Your previous demeanor and tone were a little bit of a woman's flavor? ”

"Believe it or not. Huo Niu snorted lightly: "Why can you men be obscene, but women can't be obscene? Besides, this seat only has intermittent amnesia, and has forgotten its gender for the time being." If you think about it carefully, why is she a woman? It can't be a big man who picks her feet and separates a woman, right?"

Lu Zheng's expression was stunned, yes, although Lao Huo is obscene, his gender has never been determined, and even Yan Xiaotian can't say it clearly, only that the master likes to wear red clothes and play the piano and flute.

Indecency is not a man's patent, if a woman is obscene, she is more terrible than a man, commonly known as a rotten woman.

"Hey, I'll tell you the truth. I remember all the old things. Huo Niu said quietly: "It is already a blessing that there is a trace of the primordial spirit in this seat." Coupled with that nirvana, it was the most vulnerable time for this seat. The newborn Genshin is like a baby, a blank sheet of paper. Unfortunately, there was a severe mental contamination. ”

"Mental pollution?"

"That's right. Huo Niu held her cheeks in one hand, showing an expression of memory: "Being able to live on the owl before the death of the Yuan Shen is considered a great fortune in this seat." At that time, I was ignorant and had been messing around in a small town. I didn't eat or drink, I was lonely, and then I couldn't help it, so I hid in a movie theater. ”

"Cinema?" Lu Zheng said confusedly: "Shouldn't owls stay in the cracks of the grave and catch mice with peace of mind?"

"Do you think this seat has not been caught? In half a year, the rat clan within a radius of 100 miles was exterminated. Huo Niu said angrily: "There is a movie theater in the town, which is a good place to talk about love and masturbation." On top of that, there are a lot of snacks in the area, and rats are infested. ”

"To the point, what makes a good phoenix look like this?"

"Mental pollution. Huo Niu spread her hands and said: "The movie theater is quite normal during the day, and when it comes to the spirit of the seat at night, a small movie will be put on all night." Oops, all kinds of plots, all kinds of uniforms, all kinds of heavy mouths, all kinds of postures...... You have to watch it if you don't look at it, plus the edification of a group of lewd men, so ......"

"Holy, I see. You don't have to say any more. ”

"Now you know how the old driver is made, right?"

Lu Zheng looked at the big beauty on the bed, and then at the owl in his arms, and after a while, he said helplessly: "I still can't accept it." ”

"Isn't that a surprise?"

"Surprise, scare!"

Lu Zheng put the owl down, grabbed his hair with both hands, turned around and walked out.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Don't do it!"

"This seat lays down the weapon, you come and spare me from dying~~~"

"Ignore me, I want to be quiet. ”

Out of the attic of the embroidery room, Lu Zheng let out a long breath, feeling like a nightmare, in the dream, the big man who slept on the top bunk with his feet, turned into a beautiful girl, and got into his bed.

Lin Xinmiao lived in the embroidery building, Bai Sumakeup was temporarily resting, Lin Xinmiao, who had just finished teaching Feibao and Hong'er's homework, saw Lu Zheng standing alone in the square in front of the hall with a sluggish face, couldn't help but walk over and hold his hand, and said softly: "What's wrong?"

Lu Zheng sighed and said, "The old fire has woken up." ”

Lin Xinmiao's eyes lit up and said, "Shouldn't you be happy?"

"But I couldn't be happier. ”

"The legendary old fire. Lin Xinmiao has always been very curious about the teasing of Lao Huo, and when she heard it wake up, she was eager to try: "Go, you take me to see and see." ”

"Don't, don't. ”

Lin Xinmiao said strangely: "Why?"

Lu Zheng said vaguely: "He just woke up, let him be quiet first." ”

"Oh......" Lin Xinmiao was a little disappointed, and whispered: "He and the master are mortal enemies, right?"

"yes. Thinking of this, Lu Zheng had another headache. The crystal palace is so big, you can't look up and look down, Lao Huo will always face Bai Su makeup, with Lao Huo's little temper, if you want to really fight when the time comes, how can it be good?