Chapter 162: Herding the Cows
Feng Xingyun is broadcasting stand-alone games live, and after countless difficulties and obstacles, he finally found the big boss hidden behind the scenes...... Beat him to death.
"I'll go, why is there a big move behind the triple jump, and now the bosses are so obscene?" looked at the pitch-black screen, Feng Xingyun shouted incredulously.
For his statement, the audience naturally expressed with the most enthusiastic attitude:
"Vegetable forced TV. β
"The picking of the dish, 668 is worthy of being a bastard. β
"Welcome to watching the daily life of the abused streamers. β
"I'm sorry everyone, I made you spicy, I don't apologize to you on behalf of the rookie anchor. β
Feng Xingyun didn't accept the audience's jokes, pointed to the screen and said: "Alas, don't you have a bad conscience when you say that? β
As a game streamer, he really has nothing to say in terms of technology, and as for his understanding of games, he is a little worse.
"That place is not for you to jump, but for you to dodge the boss attacks. β
"Game Development Company: MMP, blame me. β
"Whoever tells you to jump around, just hide behind a pillar. β
Being taught every day, Feng Xingyun has become accustomed to 'audience hanging', and when he saw the barrage, he suddenly realized: "It turns out that I can't jump, but I have learned." He regained his confidence when he spoke: "Caiba, this time I want to pee on you." β
There was no problem in the early operation, and after learning the tricks of dodging, he was confident that he would clear the level. But now was not his chance to prove it, and while the game was loading, a familiar voice suddenly appeared in the voice channel.
"Ayun, you need to give me an explanation. "The voice is bright, the sound of the urn is angry, with a simple taste, which makes people feel very good.
Feng Xingyun was too familiar with this voice, and shouted loudly when he heard it: "Brother Niu, don't get me wrong, I really didn't take my sister-in-law out to do hair, and we are innocent." β
The one who came was the core of the bastard brigade, the invincible super tyrant of the universe: herding cattle.
Fang Fang Niu is a well-known tyrant in the live broadcast industry, and there is not much to say on other platforms, on the panda platform, his status level is as high as that of the principal.
Feng Xingyun has known the herding cattle for many years, and has improved from a simple relationship between spectators to close friends, in Thomas's words: 'Brother Yun and Brother Niu are people who live in one room when they go out to travel, how can the relationship be bad.' β
The relationship is too good, so he can naturally joke without scruples, and Feng Xingyun is a person who speaks without thinking about the consequences, so he casually made a private joke with the herding cow.
If an ordinary person jokes with his other half, herding cattle will definitely explode, but the other party is popular, he is not angry at all: "You can do it or not, now you need to explain another thing to me." β
Herding cattle understands Feng Xingyun's temperament and knows that he can't do dirty things. Of course, there may be another thing that concerns him more.
"I'll send you a live broadcast room, you can come and take a look. As he spoke, he posted a live broadcast room number on the voice channel.
Feng Xingyun was also a little curious about what he wanted to explain to herding cattle, and found the live broadcast room according to the room number, and he was stunned when he saw the type of live broadcast.
"Brother Niu, why did you send me a food anchor? Do you want me to explain? Could it be that the last time I drugged your soup, it was discovered?" Seeing that it was a food anchor, Feng Xingyun was even more curious, he didn't know the intention of herding cattle, and joked while entering the live broadcast room.
"What? You drugged my soup, what kind of drugged?" said after herding the cattle, and hurriedly asked.
Feng Xingyun smiled lewdly: "What other medicine can it be, of course it's blue, a useful little pill." β
"It turned out to be a little blue pill. The cattle smiled: "I don't need to prepare those things in the future, I don't need them." β
After saying that, the two also let out a tacit smile between men, which sounded quite obscene. For this, the audience said.
"anchor, call the police. β
"What a little blue pill, please advise me. β
"Brother Yun and Brother Niu are going to prepare a small blue pill when they meet, and Thomas also said that you live in the same room, did I find something remarkable. β
"It's over, you debunk the secret of Brother Niu and Brother Yun, and if you don't want to be wiped out, run away quickly. β
In the ridicule of the audience, Feng Xingyun entered the live broadcast room where the cattle were herd. This is a very ordinary food live broadcast room, a table of barbecue, lobster, a talking anchor and a handsome appearance, gentle and clean temperament, like a stream.
The moment he saw the young man, Feng Xingyun's face changed: "I'll go, Brother Niu, you have already started to pay attention to the male anchor now? No wonder you always want to ask me out to a party, it turns out that you have a guilty heart towards me." β
"Fart, I don't have any problems with my sexual orientation, your sister-in-law can testify. The cattle retorted loudly: "And it's useless for you to splash dirty water, bastard, everyone has been discovered by me, do you have to give me an explanation." β
Feng Xingyun was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "What am I explaining? I don't know him." β
He really didn't know the young man on the screen, with the other party's appearance and temperament, if he had been in contact, he couldn't have no influence.
"Fart, you're going to be a matchmaker for others, and you actually said you don't know him?" Fang Fang Niu was even more angry and asked angrily.
Be a matchmaker?
Feng Xingyun was stunned for a moment, and slowly opened his mouth wide: "No, the handsome guy in the live broadcast room is the little brother in the morning?"
He only served as a matchmaker for Tuesday, and the object of his introduction was Lin Chen.
The performance of the audience undoubtedly proved this speculation.
"My handsome man showed his face in the morning and broadcast it live? Brother Yun, bye-bye. β
"Shuai Chen, Shuai Chen, I love you. β
"Seeing my handsome morning, my body and mind are comfortable. It's just that there is a point.,Can you remove the water friends in the lower right corner of the screen?,It's too spicy eyes.γ β
"Is it really the little brother in the early morning?" Looking at the young man with a clean temperament and a handsome appearance on the screen, it was difficult for Feng Xingyun to connect with the humble and skilled game streamer. has such a good appearance, even if you enter the entertainment industry to be a star, it is more than enough.
However, he finally understood the reason why Erke treated Lin Chen differently, he had a good look, and he could indeed gain the favor of the opposite sex.
"Tsk, you know who the other party is. Someone told me two days ago that he knew a little brother with a similar appearance, Bastard Yun, is this called similar appearance?"
Feng Xingyun once said Lin Chen in front of herding cattle, emphasizing the sentence that the appearance is almost the same. The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional, especially in the case of drinking 'fake wine', so there is the current misunderstanding.
"Brother Niu, let's go and scatter coins after drinking fake wine, don't be a detective, your vision is really not good. When did I lie? Look at the nose, eyes, mouth, and face shape, I am exactly the same as the little brother in the morning, is there a difference?" Feng Xingyun opened his eyes and said nonsense.
The most famous way to herd cattle is to give every panda live broadcast anchor a Buddha jumping over the wall after getting drunk.
"You're just going to scatter coins, I'm not going. Fang Fang Niu said angrily: "By the way, what do you think of this rookie anchor?"
Feng Xingyun probably knew what it meant to herd cattle, thought about it for a moment, and said, "It's okay, it's a newcomer with good skills and a better personality." β
Fang Fang Niu smiled lightly: "You think it's good, our bastard brigade can change a faΓ§ade." β
In the live broadcast industry, recommendation equals resources, and local tyrants equals resources.