"Uh, okay!"

Tang Xiaoping smiled speechlessly, and walked to the alley in front of her with Su Nannan, Ling Xue, and Tian Hui.

There, a large circle of men, women, and children were chatting in the cool air, maybe they were talking about Tang Xiaolong and the Chen family now.

"Xiaolong, don't you want to pee, but pee. ”

Seeing Tang Xiaolong grinding and grinding, Ge Dahai urged.

"Oh, my soak of urine, the amount is not small, just urinating in the drainage ditch behind someone's house, getting flowers and plants, isn't it too unqualified?"

Tang Xiaolong said embarrassedly as he untied his belt.

"The quality is hairy, this is in the countryside, I want to pee on the road, as long as I don't rush to the gate of other people, where is the pee?"

Ge Dahai smiled, "When will you fill this drainage ditch with urine, it's not too late to feel unqualified, haha!"

"Haha! The sea is outrageous, if I can fill this drainage ditch with a soak of urine, then I won't drown people?"

Tang Xiaolong laughed, unbuckled his belt, and Xiao Xiaolong was born.

At this moment, Liu Jiafu, who was hiding in the drainage ditch with his cat body, his heart and liver were trembling, could it be that Tang Xiaolong found himself?

It's impossible! I hid it so timely, and it was so dark, even a dog's eyes wouldn't be so easy to spot.

But if he hadn't found out, how could he have been so coincidental that he was going to pee here?

And listening to the position where he spoke, if he peed down, wouldn't that happen to be poured on top of his head?

Multiply......

As soon as Liu Jiafu thought of this, the top of his head suddenly became hot, and a rain fell from the sky, and a hot urine really nourished on the top of his head!

"I'm a muddy horse!!"

In Liu Jiafu's heart, there were suddenly 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping past, this time regardless of whether Tang Xiaolong did it on purpose or not, the urine was on the top of his head, I am really a grass and mud horse!!

Seeing Tang Xiaolong peeing while covering his mouth and holding back a smile, Ge Dahai couldn't help but ask curiously, "Xiaolong, what are you ......?"

Tang Xiaolong immediately made a silent gesture and quietly pointed to the drainage ditch.

Ge Dahai took a look, his eyes were fixed, and he was taken aback.

Lie down in a groove!

Is there anyone in this gutter?

Who is this man?

Ge Dahai took a good look, but unfortunately, the drainage ditch was too deep and too dark, and this person lowered his head again, and he couldn't tell who this person was at all.

However, Ge Dahai knew that since Tang Xiaolong peed on the top of this person's head, and this person would rather endure the hot urine on his head than dare to stand up, this was too revealing.

It seems that Xiaolong has a deep grudge with this person, and this person is not a man, I don't know which weak-hearted coward he is.

"The sea, don't you pee, pee with me. ”

Tang Xiaolong finished urinating, and said to Ge Dahai, he really admired Liu Jiafu's endurance to the home.

This old boy can really catch up with King Goujian!

Legend has it that in order to gain the trust of Wu Wangfucha, Goujian, the king of Yue, tasted Fucha's stool with his own mouth, and said that it tasted good with a happy face after tasting it.

And this Liu Jiafu, compared to the big guy Goujian, King Yue, is really not much worse.

"Xiaolong, forget it, no pee, can't pee. Ge Dahai shook his head, and suddenly said, "By the way, Xiaolong, Yu Zhen, do you two have any paper?"

"I didn't bring it, what's wrong?" Tang Xiaolong asked.

"What, although I can't pee, but I can pull it out, I want to poop in this gutter, hehe, am I too unqualified?"

Ge Dahai smiled evilly and directly untied his belt.

In Ge Dahai's opinion, Tang Xiaolong had put urine on the top of the head of the person below, what else did he want? It's a brother, even if he doesn't pee, he has to make some stool!

"I've brought paper, give. ”

Yu Zhen said, took out a little toilet paper from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Ge Dahai.

"I'll rub it, the sea, it's awesome, you! Whether you can create a rural version of Yue Wang Goujian, it's up to you, haha!"

Tang Xiaolong couldn't help laughing, but he wanted to see how long Liu Jiafu in the drainage ditch could endure!

"Tang Xiaolong, you, you, you, you're really too poisonous! you're too poisonous!"

Suddenly, at the moment when Ge Dahai withdrew his pants and was about to squat down, Liu Jiafu's extremely resentful voice suddenly sounded in the drainage ditch.

"Huh?"

Yu Zhen on the side was taken aback, and then he realized that there was actually someone in this drainage ditch!

Moreover, listening to this person's voice, it turned out to be Liu Jiafu, the village director of Shilou Village!

"Damn, why is there someone under the ass?"

Ge Dahai pretended to be frightened, hurriedly lifted his pants, and said to Liu Jiafu, who was climbing out of the gutter, "Director Liu, why are you so talented, hiding under my ass?

"Director Liu, I'm really sorry, my pee just now, it seems that the urine hit your head, didn't it hurt you?"

Tang Xiaolong rubbed his hands, looking very embarrassed.

Liu Jiafu climbed up, his head and face were covered with urine stains, he endured the smell of urine on his face, and looked at Tang Xiaolong with murderous eyes.

"Tang Xiaolong, even if I have a bit of a holiday with you, what am I doing to you here? If you want to be so disgusting, I !! you are too bullying!!"

The more Liu Jiafu spoke, the more angry he became, and his eyes were full of humiliation.

"Hehe, before you say that others bully you, think about it yourself, have you ever bullied others?" Tang Xiaolong said coldly, "If you can bully honest people, I can't bully you?"

Hearing this, Liu Jiafu was shocked.

In the past few years when he wanted to be the village director, he had indeed bullied so many unrighteous people, but the honest man Tang Xiaolong was referring to now must be Yu Zhen in front of him!

I secretly engage other people's wives, and not once or twice, it is a long-term fornication, this kind of bullying is much more serious than the bullying of beating and scolding others.

It's just that thinking of Xu Mei's little goblin, serving herself so comfortably, and calling herself "big husband", at this time, Liu Jiafu's heart actually gave rise to a trace of pleasure.

"Tang Xiaolong, I don't have the same knowledge as you now, I'll come back to you to theorize!"

Liu Jiafu interrupted the evil thoughts, and in a weak heart, he was about to leave after dropping this sentence.

"Stop!"

Tang Xiaolong suddenly drank, and stopped in front of Liu Jiafu with an arrow step.

"Tang Xiaolong, you, what else do you want?"

Seeing Tang Xiaolong's gloomy face, as if he was about to use violence, Liu Jiafu was a little afraid.

"Before, you have been bullying my friend, I put up with you for a long time, and now, you are hiding in front of Chen's house, trying to make waves in the middle, so that I and the Chen family will not die, right?"

Tang Xiaolong said coldly, looking up at the dark night sky, "From now on, bad water like you, whether old or young, male or female, I will never endure you again!"

"Tang Xiaolong, what do you want to do? It's not enough for you to bully me just now, you still want to beat me......"

Boom!

Before Liu Jiafu finished speaking, Tang Xiaolong kicked a hook kick directly between his legs.

"Ah!!h

Liu Jiafu screamed, his body bent into an elegant C-shape, and the green tendons on his face were exposed, with a good expression of wanting to die.

(End of chapter)