The smile returned to his face, and the three people in the car, especially the two classmates Liu, became obviously active, and began to discuss some topics that boys liked to see as they spoke.

After all, they are already juniors and seniors, and they are also senior fritters who are about to be upgraded to senior stinky tofu, no matter how shy and thin-skinned they were, after three years of getting along with each other day and night, they have already become very familiar and intimate with each other.

Although this intimacy is also affected by some other factors such as personality preferences, academic performance, family background, social skills, etc., at least on some topics that were once shy and unspeakable, everyone can already speak freely, after all, they have been "honest" with each other for three years, who doesn't know who is going on?

Even if some people may feel embarrassed about four people living under the same roof when they are freshman, and even plan to learn from girls, they will get themselves a bedspread or mosquito net to cover the bunk so as not to be seen sleeping bare-chested, but basically in the second year, everyone is already accustomed to wearing only a pair of big shorts in the summer, pedaling finger-clipping flip-flops, left-handed keyboard, right-handed mouse, online CS or Dota black, of course, there may be several people sitting behind someone to watch football together passionately, learn English, or civilized football to learn Japanese……

Such a change was not unexpected in Liu Haiyang, and now his face is much thicker than when he first entered school, only to hear him laugh and joke Liu Shumeng and say: "What? Aren't you interested in the third child? I remember that our dormitory has the most infantry films on your computer!"

"Who said, at most it is Boss Ma's, although there are few films on his computer, but the flow is super fast, I can always find new films when I copy at night, and the total amount must be the first in Atletico Madrid. ”

"I said that the dormitory has been online lately, and Li Jia's routine video with Xiao Tongli tomorrow night has been changed to send a message, it turns out that you kid is secretly taking a movie? ”

"How do I remember that it seems that Li Jiaming was on video with his little boy Li one night, and you came back from the shower wearing a ...... pants"

was poked by the third child, but Liu Haiyang's face remained unchanged, giving full play to the advantage of height and arm length, reaching out to grab Liu Shumeng's head and neck into the crook of his arm, and then he lowered his head and asked with a smile: "Little friend, haven't you heard a word?"

"What's that?" Liu Shumeng also asked cooperatively.

"Knowing too much and dying fast!"

"Oh, don't! Boss spares his life!"

"Haha!ha!" Liu Shumeng's pompous performance amused Liu Haiyang and Atletico Madrid.

After laughing for a while, Liu Haiyang let go of his hand and said, "You are really, can't you pick another time to watch your old films? You have to watch it at night, and the sound is still so loud! A few of us heard the voices of those Ya Yan Butterfly Ganba Daddy Yiku, Ku Ku San, Oh Xi, it's nothing, it's a big deal to go back and wash your hands or wash your underwear the next day, but why are you embarrassed to make Jia Min open the voice like this? There is no voice light video has a hairy meaning?"

"I can't help it, I have to go to self-study during the day, and I have a little leisure time before going to bed at night. Actually, I've been paying attention to turning off the small voice, and if you want to blame it, it's because the dormitory is too quiet at night!"

"The third child, there is only one year left in this university, and if you continue to be so obscene, this girlfriend will be completely gone!"

Liu Shumeng shook his head: "It's okay, I'm waiting for Boss Ma's robot girlfriend to be successfully developed." But then again, boss, how is the effect of assembling your girlfriend hidden in the cabinet?"

"Hey!" In the front driver's seat, Atletico suddenly let out a long sigh, which immediately attracted the attention of the two people behind.

"What's the matter? Our two single dogs want to take care of your **** business as a winner in life, why are you still not satisfied?" Liu Shumeng asked with a smile.

For the details of the so-called Hong Kong Island Sword Company, Atletico Madrid did not deliberately conceal it, otherwise he would not have given Liu Haiyang a copy of the first generation of the trial version of "Little Charm".

Originally, before Liu Shumeng's birthday three months ago, Atletico Madrid also asked him if he wanted to give you a high-end inflatable doll, although Liu Shumeng was quite moved, but when he thought of the dormitory environment, he politely refused Atletico's somewhat strange gift. He never thought that something would happen to the inflatable doll in front of the three of them in the dormitory, and he was not one of the jokes in the movie "Color is Empty", as for closing the doors and windows by himself when the three of them left, he didn't want the plot of "Curator Jin" in the movie doing push-ups on the inflatable doll when someone opened the dormitory door and walked in happened to him.

South Korean actor Choi Sung-kook plays the coach of the male pig's foot college wrestling team in the film, but his most well-known screen image is the kendo gym owner Director Kim in the comedy movie "Curator Kim vs. Curator Kim" five years later, the latter's exaggerated and weird laughing expression was made into a GIF picture and widely scattered in buckles, honey chats, post bars, and forums. And because the smile that elongates the chin and makes people laugh is deeply loved by all kinds of up masters, his smile pictures and video clips have become common ghost animal material, and many people will know this face even if they haven't seen these movies because of the crazy haunt of "Curator Jin's long smile". Especially after Station 2 experimentally turned on the online video editing function in June, this face appeared more often.

And after "Curator Kim" became popular, his "black history" was revealed, and the content of Cui Chengguo's previous filming of other film and television works was also excavated by almighty netizens, and there were many videos and short animations like "Curator Jin is a ghost" and "Curator Jin x inflatable doll" appeared on the Internet.

Liu Shumeng didn't want to be found out about "Liu Shumeng x inflatable doll", so he was waiting for "Boss Ma's robot girlfriend", not the "assembly girlfriend" that Liu Haiyang hid in the closet. The former is still in the research and development stage, even with the super fast research and development speed that bees have always had, don't think about going public within a year, at that time I moved out and lived alone, but I don't mind hiding such a well-fed "robot girlfriend" in the house, as for the "assembly girlfriend" that can be purchased now, he is naturally not sensitive.

"How can this be said to be a **** business? To say that we don't steal, don't rob, don't risk or leak, properly and legally operate and pay taxes according to regulations, and if this business is done well, it will benefit 30 million singles, and at the same time, it can effectively prevent the spread of X disease and human life problems caused by not wearing condoms. It can be said that it is beneficial to the country and the people......"

"That's so good, then why did you register the Great Sword Company on Hong Kong Island?"

"It's a misunderstanding in society, and when the time is right, it may merge back," Atletico said.

In fact, the relationship between the Bee Group and the Great Sword Company was not deliberately concealed, and the existence of the latter was only slightly concealed, so as not to appear in the introduction of the Bee Group. According to the current laws and regulations, Chengren games and Chengren videos are the objects of anti-pornography and are strictly prohibited from production and sales, and Chengren products are legal blind spots. If it weren't for the high salaries of the Japanese and some xenophobia, maybe the big sword company would have to go to Japan and find Japanese professionals to shoot custom Japanese-style action movies for them.

In fact, the so-called Hong Kong Island Big Sword Company, in fact, is just the legal vest of the Bee Group, which itself does not have many assets and employees, and has no R&D and manufacturing capabilities.

However, after all, this vest is the existence of production and sales of some discordant things, so at this CJ2009, the companies under the Bee Group and the theme of interactive entertainment have come to participate in the exhibition, but the Hong Kong Island Sword, the producer of the famous domestic Chengren game Cucumber Dream of Red Mansions, is missing.

However, the Great Sword did not come to the exhibition, but there was a legend of him in the exhibition area.

Standing in the exhibition area of the Bee Group in the W3 Pavilion of the New International Exhibition, Liu Haiyang pointed to the beauties in ancient costumes behind the bars on both sides and was surprised, "You, you, you?"

At this time, it was not yet the official opening of CJ, and he had just arrived in Shanghai, Liu Shumeng didn't care about going to the hotel to rest, so he directly pulled Atletico Madrid to see the exhibition hall. After all, without Atletico Madrid's staff pass, he couldn't enter the exhibition hall that was not open to the public, and even Liu Haiyang, who was supposed to stay in the hotel, was pulled by him.

The bee's booth is very concise, the overall layout is based on the bee blue and white stripe theme color, the whole booth is roughly inverted "concave" shape, the front of the booth is concave, and the whole wall behind is covered by a huge LED screen, from the gap on the screen, it can be seen that this is a plurality of large screens spliced, with a total area of nearly 100 square meters. The protruding parts on the left and right sides of the booth were made into a shape similar to the bar, of which the tea bar on the right and left doubled as a queue passage, and the right side was a souvenir sales area that doubled as a walkway to get off the stage, and the bar on both sides was enclosed by some bright stainless steel fences to separate the audience in the middle.

After probably seeing the booths of other manufacturers that were still under construction or covered with curtains, the three of them came to the bee booth, but as soon as they walked to the bar counters on both sides of the bee booth, Liu Haiyang opened his mouth and stammered speechless. Liu Shumeng looked up at the bar on the right closest to him, the beauties in ancient costumes behind the bar are slender, picturesque, and smiling like flowers, and their ancient costumes are obviously carefully made and carefully cared for, without the stiffness of the general costume Co R that is not enough for life, and their hairstyles and makeup are also full of antiquity and fairy spirit. In addition, the translucent gauze scarves worn by the twelve beauties in ancient costumes only revealed a pair of big bright eyes, but these half-covered light gauze scarves not only did not hide their charm but added a little more bewilderment, making people can't help but want to blow a breath to set off an updraft, blow up their veils, and let them see the hazy faces underneath.

But somehow, Liu Shumeng always felt that these girls were weird, and there was nothing discordant that made him feel uncomfortable.

After staring at one of the girls for a full minute, Liu Shumeng finally knew where the strange place was. The performance of these girls is too "serious" and too "standardized", if it is an ordinary girl who encounters his kind of gaze, she will either turn her head or stare back angrily, as for the legendary flattering eyes and phone calls or slapping him with wine, he has not seen it. However, here, the six costumed girls standing behind the bar on both sides reacted very strangely to his gaze, the other party seemed to notice his behavior, and smiled and nodded at him, but when he didn't look away and continued to stare at her, the other party had no other reaction, and changed back to a posture full of etiquette and smile. You must know that it is still the time of the booth decoration, all the staff are either really busy or pretending to be busy, and it seems that they don't need to stand there with such a graceful demeanor at this time, isn't it too tiring?

Before he could ask, his question was explained.

"Didn't you say that Xiao An would take another year to succeed? Why did you take them out now?" At this time, Liu Haiyang's question was finally spoken.

"Xiao An?" Liu Shumeng's eyes turned around on the faces of Atletico and Liu Haiyang, trying to figure out what the two were fighting.

"Xiao An is what you said in the car as your 'robot girlfriend'!" explained Atletico.

"Xiao An" is the brand name of the movable household companion robot commissioned by Big Sword Company to be developed by Bee Electronics, and all kinds of adult toys sold by Big Sword Company before will have some personal nicknames such as "Xiao Kong", "Xiaoice", "Little Shelly", "Little Billy" and other personal names as sub-brands according to their simulated content, and this naming habit also extends to inflatable dolls. As an upgraded version of the custom-assembled robot "Xiao Mei" that has just been put on sale, a movable doll with an electric motor that can move autonomously has been named "Xiao An".

Liu Haiyang also knows the hidden meaning of the name "Xiao An", which is homophonic to "ammonium nitrate", which is both a common synthetic nitrogen fertilizer and an industrial medicine, and Atletico hopes to use this name to interpret the creativity and destructiveness of this product. However, Liu Haiyang feels that the meaning of such a sullen twist and turn may not be able to be understood by others.

Following Atletico to the bar on the left, Liu Shumeng hurriedly looked at the beauties in ancient costumes behind the bar again, and found that they were all standing behind the bar, with long floor-length skirts covering their legs and feet tightly. Speaking of which, only the skin of their eyebrows, eyes, ears, neck, collarbones, forearms, and hands is exposed, and the cool combination of ultra-short T-shirts and heated pants that showgirls occasionally see along the way is very different, which is also a place where Liu Shumeng feels weird.

At that time, he just faintly felt strange, but now standing in front of him and seeing the intricate and delicate ancient costumes and long skirts on "them", he realized that his doubt just now turned out to be "Aren't you hot wearing such a thick one?" But obviously this question should have lost its meaning now, since they are all robots, they are naturally not afraid of heat.

"Please give me a glass of iced mango, thank you!" said Atletico to the robot in the light green dress, and then he turned to Er Liu and said, "You guys have a cup too, there are all kinds of Coke, soda, tea, and juice." ”

One person was holding a cold drink, but the three of them had no intention of going in, and they all leaned on the bar and swept around the exhibition hall casually, chatting at the same time.

The topic naturally revolves around these "Xiao An" behind him.

"They really didn't finish it, mainly because they didn't lose weight, and they all weighed more than 100 kilograms of iron, which was too heavy. And even then the battery life is not good, and it can only be active for one hour on a single charge, and then it will have to be recharged. It's not realistic to buy a home robot like in a science fiction movie and go back to wipe your table, sweep the floor, cook and take out the trash. ”

"So what can they do?"

Hearing Liu Shumeng's question, Liu Haiyang suddenly laughed: "Isn't the core function of the Xiao'an series what it can do?"

"Being competent is only the most basic, the most important thing is voice chat to relieve loneliness, chicken soup for the soul funny jokes online download, good morning cheers, home greetings, these can also be had. ”

"Aren't you afraid that this will make those otaku more homely and more withdrawn?" Liu Haiyang suddenly asked.

"It can't be worse than now, at least talking a lot, even with a robot, it's better than not having someone to talk to, right?"

"Let's go inside, I feel like it's still quite different from Xiao Mei. ”

The three of them used temporary staff cards to swipe open the electronic door lock in the bar and walked in, Atletico pointed to Xiao An, who was wearing a white dress that looked like Liu's version of Xiaolongnu, and said: "Actually, they have wires hidden under their skirts, so as to ensure continuous battery life, but then they can't move, they can only stand like this." ”

"Where do you connect the plug? Isn't it like an angel's ......heart" Liu Shumeng put down the juice cup, and as he spoke, he was about to bend down and reach out to lift Xiao An's skirt beside him, the real person's skirt is embarrassed to lift for fear of being scolded as a pervert, the robot should be fine, right?

"Don't!" Atletico hurriedly stopped, but it was too late.

"Ahh......h

Otherwise, he hadn't said anything, Liu Haiyang pulled the sleeve of his T-shirt, and pointed to a round badge pinned to the chest of the robot Xiao An, the size of a red circle cup lid on a white background, the pattern on it is the head of a gray wolf with red eyes, and a zigzag red lightning pattern on the top of his head, which naturally means "pervert dodge and be careful of electric shock".

"It doesn't seem like the warning sign is conspicuous enough, so let's change it to a sign and put it on the bar. Atletico said. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net