Chapter Twenty-Four: Nima, Do You Invite God Again?
Xu Fan looked at this old Taoist and wondered, "Who are you?"
"It's me, Bai Jingyuan, at Tunghai University, we met, Xiaoyou, do you recall the memories carefully?"
"Oh, it's you. Xu Fan snorted lightly.
The fog on the strange mountain is too big, Xu Fan really didn't see the white dao chief clearly, even if he saw it clearly, they were not familiar with it.
However, Bai Jingyuan shouted at the young woman as if he had seen a savior, "Miss Su, don't run away, we are saved!"
Well?
Su Xiaoai turned around and looked at Xu Fan like a fool, "Just him, can he help us kill monsters?" President Bai, you are not mistaken, there are many monsters on this Shuangfeng Mountain, what can a little kid with all the hair grow help us!"
I'll go!
I didn't see how old you were!
Xu Fan immediately let out of his nostrils and said, "If this master makes a move, don't say it's the monster on this Shuangfeng Mountain, even if it's you, this master can be destroyed with a raised hand!"
"What!"
Su Xiaoai turned her head and glared at Xu Fan, "You actually compare this girl with a monster, do you know who this girl is, and you dare to speak wildly?"
Su Xiaoai, as her name suggests, is not tall, just over 1.6 meters, but she has a baby face and a large bust in front of her, which is quite childlike.
Xu Fan suddenly had a provocative thought, chuckled, patted his shoulder and said, "Of course I know who you are." β
"Who?" said Su Xiaoai.
"Su Da D. β
What the hell is Su Da D......
I obviously called Su Xiaoxiao, and my hobbies are not good.......
Pretend to be a ghost!
Su Xiaoai was stunned for a moment, and when she reacted, she suddenly blushed, and she was about to fight with Xu Fan, "The prodigal son, I'm going to kill you....."
Bai Jingyuan hurriedly stopped Su Xiaoai and said in a low voice, "Little Ai girl, calm and calm, Little Brother Xu's mana is boundless, you are not an opponent." β
Nima!
This is the Lord who can even invite the Bodhisattva of Jizo, no matter how fierce your Su family is, you can still beat the Bodhisattva!
I heard that there are monsters on Shuangfeng Mountain, as the president of the Donghai City Taoist Association, he naturally wants to come over in person to eliminate the harm for the sky, and it just so happens that the Su family of the Donghai Yin and Yang family also has this plan, and sent Su Xiaoai to experience it, and the old and the young go together.
But who would have thought that as soon as they met the first monster in the Twin Peaks Mountain, this pair of CPs was scared and turned around and ran.
"Su Xiaoai, female, twenty years old this year, the Su family in Donghai City, D cup, enlightened at the age of nine, opened the eyes of heaven at the age of ten, learned the true scripture of the earth at the age of eleven, and hunted ghosts alone at the age of thirteen, known as the first genius of the Su family, in Donghai City, the yin and yang world of Jiangnan Province, you Su Xiaoai can also be regarded as a little famous......"
With that, Xu Fan read Su Xiaoai's information from the book of Heavenly Dao like a few treasures.
Bai Jingyuan was fine, but Su Xiaoai was stunned.
Among the information Xu Fan said, a lot of it was the top secret of the Su family, how did he know about the "Diyin True Scripture"?
This is the core secret book of the Su family, and even Bai Jingyuan, the head of the Taoist Association of Donghai City, doesn't know it.
Looking at Su Xiaoai and Bai Jingyuan's stunned expressions, Xu Fan smiled indifferently, and behind his hands, he changed his words, "Are these your Su Xiaoai's arrogant capital, ridiculous, ignorant, naΓ―ve, and superficial to the extreme." β
"You, you, you, you......"
Su Xiaoai was ashamed and angry, and instantly became a little mute, not to mention, that baby face looked angry, it was really cute.
As the little genius of the Su family, she has always lived in applause, but now, this hairy boy has completely calculated his bottom and even knows what cup he is, but he doesn't know anything about her.
Su Xiaoai looked at Bai Jingyuan with some weakness and asked, "President Bai, who is he?"
"Superior!"
Xu Fan's hand also shocked Bai Jingyuan a lot, and he kept silent about the scene at Tunghai University, and said respectfully, "Xu Xiaoyou, now that the demons of Shuangfeng Mountain are rampant, only the three of us can join forces to fight a bloody way from here and escape back to ......."
Before the word "escape" could be spoken, it was interrupted by Xu Fan's domineering, "Who said you want to escape?"
"That little friend is ready to ......"
"Kill the demon!"
"Shhh
Su Xiaoai and Bai Jingyuan glanced at each other, and there were three points of shock and seven points of admiration in their eyes.
Even Su Xiaoai's image of Xu Fan has changed a lot, and he hugged his fists and saluted, "It's Xiaoai who is reckless, strong man please." β
Bai Jingyuan also hugged his fists and said, "Please!"
Your sister, please!
Thanks to one of you who is a member of the Yin and Yang family, and a Taoist Association leader, even the monsters of our Twin Peaks Mountain can't be subdued, and they still have the face to subdue the demons.
Lao Tzu teaches you how to be a man in minutes.
Xu Fan immediately yelled into the thick fog, "Monster, don't get out quickly, die quickly." β
"Roar!"
A big yellow insect jumped out of the thick fog, its eyes were like copper bells, its whiskers were like steel needles, its teeth were like daggers, and its body size was the size of a baby elephant, a bit perverted!
This tiger Nima grew up eating pig feed, right?
Su Xiaoai and Bai Jingyuan subconsciously hid behind Xu Fan, and pushed, "Master, this tiger demon will trouble you." β
"......." Xu Fan was speechless, don't you want to be so afraid of death!
"Are you local?" asked Xu Fan.
The tiger demon was stunned for a moment, the tiger's eyes were dazed, and he opened his mouth to spit out a human voice, "Local." β
Xu Fan hugged his fists and said, "I'm also local, sell face, you make trouble with them first, and then we'll compare and match." β
"......" Su Xiaoai.
"......" Bai Jingyuan.
What about the demon slayer?
What about the said good way to slay demons?
You coward!
Xu Fan is also right, who would have thought that such a big tiger would pop out, where do you let me start!
I thought that killing ghosts could increase internal strength, and killing demons might be able to, but this tiger looked like it had hundreds of years of Taoism, and it could spit out human voices.
The tiger demon came back to his senses, but he was angry, and stepped forward, "Little ghost, are you playing with me? I'll eat you first, roar!"
The tiger demon opened his bloody mouth and pounced towards Xu Fan, behind him Su Xiaoai and Bai Jingyuan ran all the way, and they had already lost all their internal strength, Xu Fan wanted to dodge, they would definitely finish playing!
After all, it was two lives, and Xu Fan couldn't see them die in front of him.
Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, Xu Fandang made a killer move even if he made a killer move.
In the darkness, a few golden pages of the Heavenly Dao Book disappeared, followed by a cloud of golden light from the void, and a dying old man wearing colorful clothes suddenly appeared in mid-air, blocking the middle between Xu Fan and the tiger demon.
"It's the local mountain god!" Bai Jingyuan's eyes widened, and his jaw was about to hit the ground.
Nima, this person is really angry compared to people, others are fighting for their lives to kill demons, why do you please God......
Although Bai Jingyuan looked down on Xu Fan a little, he had to accept this ability!
"My god, what a mountain god!" Su Xiaoai's small mouth opened into an O-shape.
Even if the mountain god is the lowest level in the immortal class, it is not something that the onmyoji in the world can invite casually.
"Green represents trees, yellow represents earth, red represents thunder and fire, blue represents the sky, white represents vitality, colorful costumes, it is the symbol of the mountain god, not to mention have you ever seen a person who can fly!" Bai Jingyuan said.
When he said this, Bai Jingyuan's eyes showed yearning, and he could summon immortals casually, this Xu Fan's means were really no one, and his heart to make friends was even worse.
The tiger demon was also shocked when he saw the mountain god of Shuangfeng Mountain, but as a five-hundred-year-old demon, he was not as afraid as Bai Jingyuan and Su Xiaoai, and grinned with his teeth, "Mountain god, are you sure you want to take care of this matter?"
The mountain god took a deep look at Xu Fan, stepped into the void, and said without anger, "Don't look for death." β
"Okay, we'll see. β
After speaking, the tiger demon turned his head and disappeared into the mountain forest.
Seeing that the tiger demon left like this, Xu Fan was also a little angry, "Are you the god of Twin Peaks Mountain?"
The mountain god nodded, "Exactly." β
"Since you are a mountain god, isn't it just to protect the safety of a place, just now the tiger demon wanted to eat people, why don't you kill it, just let it go, what kind of bullshit mountain god are you. Xu Fan said angrily.
The bottom of the mountain is his hometown, if such a big tiger rushes down, who can resist it!
If it was placed in the past, maybe Xu Fan would still be polite to the mountain god, but if he hurt his relatives, even if it was a god, Xu Fan would have to carry it.
The mountain god was not angry, and said with a faint smile, "People kill demons, demons eat people, it belongs to the cycle of heaven and earth, Gongzi is in love, I don't believe you ask these two of your kind, they should also come to Shuangfeng Mountain to hunt demon pills and use them for cultivation, right?"
Xu Fan glanced at Bai Jingyuan and Su Xiaoai in confusion, he relied on the Heavenly Dao Book to improve his internal strength, and he really didn't know anything about the cultivation of the Yin and Yang Realm.