Chapter 599: The Old Lady Killed You

Hearing Ge Dahai's angry shouts, Tang Xiaolong was shocked, Wang Xiangying, a crazy girl, is really going to die with herself?

"Yu Jia, Xiao Ji, you two drink tea first, I'll go out to see what's going on, and I'll be back soon." ”

Tang Xiaolong said with a smile at the two.

"Well, let's go out and have a look. ”

Yu Jia said, but stood up with Xiao Ji, Tang Xiaolong had no choice but to nod, and the three of them walked out of the hall together.

"Ge Dahai! You dog-legged! Let Tang Xiaolong die for me! If he doesn't turn off the music and apologize to the old lady, the two-stirring sticks in the old lady's hand will be stuffed into your mouths!!"

At this time, outside the gate of the Tang family, Wang Xiangying was still scolding angrily, and her voice was high.

Tang Xiaolong walked to the gate and took a look, only to see that there was an uproar outside the door, there were already many men and women around, a pungent stench was permeating, and many people were covering their mouths and noses.

Wang Xiangying in the crowd, with her hair scattered, her left and right hands, each holding a stick about one and a half meters long, the head of the stick was wrapped in rags and wrapped into a ball, and it was covered with golden stool.

Yes, poop!

The sticky stool was wrapped in a thick layer on the heads of the two sticks, and a little stool was dripping from the sticks.

"Nima !!"

Seeing this scene, Tang Xiaolong's eyes widened and he collapsed directly!

When I heard Ge Dahai mention the-stirring stick just now, I thought he was laughing at the broken stick in Wang Xiangying's hand, but I didn't expect it to be a-stirring stick!

Moreover, her two-stirring sticks are still a strengthened version, the length of the stick is moderate, and the ball head of the stick is wrapped with tattered clothes, which can also pick up more.

It can be said that Wang Xiangying holds these two-stirring sticks in her hands, and her deterrent power on people is more powerful than holding two sickles.

After all, if anyone is wiped by her stool, the shadow area of the psychology is not even a mathematician can calculate, because this will be an infinite value.

"Tang Xiaolong, you little bastard, are you dead? You immediately stop the music at the entrance of the village, and apologize to me in a serious way! Otherwise, the old lady will stab you in the mouth with the shit-stirring stick in her hand!!"

At this time, seeing Tang Xiaolong walking out of the door, Wang Xiangying held up two-stirring sticks and said with resentment on her face.

"Hey, sister-in-law of the Liu family, if you have something to say, what is this for! Quickly throw away the stick in your hand, and say it slowly if you have something to say!"

"That's it, there are so many people, as soon as you wave these two-stirring sticks, the feces will splash out, and it's not good to get anyone on them!"

"Lao Wang, this is not the solution to your problem, hurry up and put down the-stirring stick!"

The male and female villagers gathered at the door of Tang's house really couldn't stand it anymore, and they persuaded Wang Xiangying one after another.

As soon as she heard this, Wang Xiangying was furious and shouted, "If you think I'm reasonable, help me reason! If you think I'm unreasonable, you can watch whatever you like, and make a lot of fun here! When you stool in your face, don't blame me for not reminding!"

What she said was really a bit of a deterrent.

"Come, back back, back off. ”

Many people who felt that she ignored her and were quite close to her retreated a little so as not to be splashed with feces.

"Wang Xiangying, I'm in a good mood today, I don't want to make trouble with you, I can turn off the music at the entrance of the village, and you immediately take your-stirring stick and leave!!"

Tang Xiaolong looked at Wang Xiangying in front of him and shouted in a deep voice.

"Is it gone just to turn off the music?" apologize!" Wang Xiangying shouted, "Now, I'll let you apologize to me first, and it's a solid kind of apology, I see that you do have the sincerity to apologize, so I will leave!"

Hearing this, Tang Xiaolong couldn't help but squint his eyes.

And seeing Tang Xiaolong's squinting expression, Ge Dahai on the side naturally knew that Tang Xiaolong was okay if he didn't squint, and if he squinted, something would happen, this was the rhythm of Long Yan's anger.

"Xiaolong, since Wang Xiangying, this crazy girl, is unreasonable and unreasonable, then we don't need to be too gentlemanly, leave it to me!

Ge Dahai moved his wrist, and he was about to beat Wang Xiangying.

"Ge Dahai, grass and mud horse, you are a piece of on this stick! Come here, the old lady will feed you a hot mouth!"

Facing the sturdy Ge Dahai, Wang Xiangying was not afraid at all, holding two-stirring sticks in her hands, waiting for Ge Dahai to rush up.

"Nima, you throw away the-stirring stick in your hand first!" Ge Dahai shouted.

"I'll throw your mother a shit! You little B thing that no one has raised in your life, you have no father, no mother and no upbringing, you still dare to do it with your mother, your mother doesn't feed you a mouthful of shit, you really don't know who your mother is!"

Wang Xiangying's call was very loud and very ugly.

"Mom B, dare to scold my parents, you dead bear girl, you owe a beating!!"

Hearing that his parents were insulted, Ge Dahai was furious, rushed to Wang Xiangying with an arrow step, and kicked her in the chest.

Don't look at Wang Xiangying is very fat and strong, but the reaction is very fast.

She dodged sideways, and while dodging Ge Dahai's kick, the-stirring stick in her left hand pressed directly into Ge Dahai's face.

And her press is also fast, accurate and ruthless.

Although Ge Dahai had two fights, he was not a martial artist after all, and the foot kicked out at this time had not yet landed, and it was difficult for his head to avoid the blow of her-stirring stick.

"Xiaolong, make a move, !!"

Ge Dahai was smart, and when he saw that the-stirring stick covered with golden stool was pressed on his face, he smelled the strong stench, and he immediately called for help.

At this time, Wang Xiangying's face still had a bad smile, as if feeding Ge Dahai a mouthful of stool was a very refreshing thing for her.

Sou!

At this moment, a small pebble shot like a bullet at Wang Xiangying's wrist with a-stirring stick.

"Ahh

Wang Xiangying suddenly screamed in pain, the evil smile on her face froze, and under the severe pain in her wrist, her five fingers were reflexive, producing a force of backlash.

And under the effect of this force, she wanted to press the-stirring stick on Ge Dahai's face, but not only did she not press it, but the stick that was stained with feces was pulled back to her own body.

The head of the stick was dialed back like this, it was too sudden, of course Wang Xiangying didn't react to dodge, and the stick head covered with feces hit her own shoulder like this, and then fell to the ground.

I saw that Wang Xiangying's shoulders were covered with stool, the key is that the stool is too viscous, the viscosity should be 5A, and I don't know how her feces are made.

Seeing the stool on her shoulders, Wang Xiangying's face was flushed with anger.

Of course she knew that the pebble that hit her wrist just now was thrown by Tang Xiaolong.

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