Chapter 171: Man relies on clothes and horses on saddles
"Ye Tian, come, you try this, Xiaopang, you can't wear that one, hahaha, this is a tights! Waiter, please find a loose clothes for the two of them to try." Shang Yunfeng was in a hurry behind the three children, and after a while, the two clerks who went out to eat and rest also returned to the store. The situation of chaos has improved.
Ye Tian was several laps smaller than before, and the clothes were easier to buy. It's the two fat people, Xiaopang and Ercang, for this kind of high-end fashion goods, the size of the two fat people is really a bit big.
The waiter finally found a set of styles that two fat people could wear in the adult high-end clothing, and the second cannon threw the sack he had been carrying on the chair at random, and ran into the fitting room with the little fat.
The broken sack was casually thrown on the chair by the second gun, and the mouth was crookedly opened, revealing stacks of brand-new hundred-dollar bills inside.
Except for Shang Yurou, who was staring at Ye Tian intently, for fear that Ye Tian would run away, was indifferent, the waiter and Shang Yunfeng, including a few people who had just walked in to try on clothes, were all stunned to look at the dozen new clusters of new banknotes.
I didn't want them to try on clothes just now, and I thought they were beggars and illegitimate children!
Thinking of this, the waitress secretly sighed that her brain hole was not big enough, her gossip knowledge was still too little, and her eyes were still not vicious enough.
Did this kid secretly open a banknote printing factory? Why does he have a lot of money wherever he goes? The secretaries of the provincial party committees are all the same as their relatives? What did this kid do when he came to Yanjing? Shang Yunfeng also felt that his brain was not big enough, this kid was simply too mysterious.
Those who dare to come in and choose clothes, except for a few who have seen the excitement and long insight, are all rich people who have seen the world. But no one would have gotten to get a broken sack that smelled of rotten eggs to put money in. This is not pretending to be a cow B, this is a real cow B! A few bosses who were walking on their toes just now without looking at the ground are now speaking softly, and the eyes of Shang Yunfeng are not right-who would have thought that this money was carried by the three boys themselves? Everyone thought that Shang Yunfeng was the main master.
Shang Yurou didn't care about the various thoughts of these adults, and stared at Ye Tian with a pair of beautiful big eyes, for fear that if one of them didn't pay attention, this guy slipped away again.
Seeing Ye Tian walking inside with his clothes, Shang Yurou hurriedly followed.
"Wow, what are you going to do?" Ye Tian pretended to protect his chest: "Do you want to see me?" Okay, I won't resist or refuse. After speaking, Ye Tian made a gesture to take off his shirt, Shang Yurou came back to his senses, dared to be too involved in the follow-up of the fitting room, and hurriedly withdrew with a red face.
The three children changed their clothes and ran out, except for Ye Tian, the figures of the two fat people were really not suitable for wearing this kind of high-end goods.
The waitress couldn't help but smile in her heart and praised with a clear conscience: "It's so handsome, these three sets of clothes are tailor-made for the three little handsome guys." ”
Although the two fat men boasted that they had seen the world, they still belonged to the strips of soil that had just been dug out of the soil in terms of clothing. Listening to the clerk flickering like this, I suddenly felt that I was the most handsome person in the world. Like a rooster, he walked around the store with a bang.
Shang Yunfeng said that after making a promise to Shang Yurou to ensure that Ye Tian would not lose it, he coaxed Shang Yurou into the women's fitting room accompanied by the clerk.
When Shang Yurou came out of the fitting room, everyone, including Ye Tian, quietly looked at Shang Yurou with a little shyness and a little reserve on her face.
Dressed in a black evening dress, Shang Yurou's already slender body was even more slender, and her snow-white neck stood proudly like a swan. Under the evening dress, no more or no less is exposed as a white and straight calf like ivory, and a snow-white back muscle is properly exposed on the back. Because Shang Yurou exercises all year round, her body develops earlier and more slender according to children of the same age, and she looks as cold and beautiful as Chang'e on the Moon Palace.
The waitress gently draped a New Zealand fine cashmere shawl over Shang Yurou's shoulder, and pinned a Swarovski drop-shaped brooch to Shang Yurou's chest, adding a touch of luster to the bright Shang Yurou.
Shang Yurou's gaze automatically filtered Xiao Pang and Second Cannon and looked at Ye Tian.
When she saw Ye Tian staring at her and wiping her saliva from time to time, an indescribable little joy suddenly surged in her heart. This feeling made Shang Yurou's heart beat faster, and it seemed that she had never felt before.
Shang Yunfeng saw it in his eyes and was happy in his heart. Forehead drop God, these two children have a play!
Shang Yunfeng walked over very naturally, and was just about to open his mouth to talk to Ye Tian. I heard Xiaopang wiping saliva next to him and whispered to Ye Tian and the second artillery: "It seems, it's really ...... Delicious. ”
Ye Tian and the second cannon nodded in unison.
Shang Yunfeng: "......"
Ye Tian, who has been catalyzed by Huang Laoxi's yellow pictures and physiological knowledge, is obviously much more precocious than Xiaopang, and is no longer simply immersed in food. After the instinctive urge to take a bite and taste it just now, Ye Tian remembered Huang Laoxi's unremitting teachings every day.
"When you meet a beautiful woman, first draw a circle, just like cow dung on the ground in Tibet, let everyone know that this is your dry food, and you can talk about whether it can be done. Huang Lao pointed at Ye Tian with hatred: "You are ugly, and you are fat like a pig, if you don't take the initiative to attack, you won't even be able to touch a single hair in the future." ”
Thinking of Huang Laoxi's teachings, Ye Tian walked towards Shang Yurou with a big grin, and stretched out his big tongue from afar.
"Ye Tian, what are you doing here?" Hearing the three fat men muttering in perverted voices just now, Shang Yunfeng had already prepared, and when he saw Ye Tian stretching out his big tongue like a dog, he was so frightened that he hurriedly blocked it. This kid can't just want to eat Yurou, right?
"I... I want to kiss it, my master said that seeing a girl is the most basic rule. Ye Tian stuck out his tongue, and his speech was a little slurred.
Shang Yunfeng suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and said coaxing and deceiving: "That's for foreign girls, we don't talk about this in Huaxia." Seeing Ye Tian's expression of disbelief, Shang Yunfeng pointed to a woman who was picking out clothes and whispered, "How do you see that these people kiss each other? If you want to kiss, kiss that girl." Ye Tian looked in the direction of his finger, and immediately stuffed his tongue into his mouth - the pimples on the girl's face were like being bombarded by the surface of the moon again, which was really terrifying.
"Now I'm young, and I'm still focused on studying. Ye Tian shrunk his neck, as if he was afraid that the woman would pounce on him and ask for a kiss.
Shang Yunfeng understands that such a thing must not be rushed, his daughter's face is already thin, and she has been immersed in martial arts all these years, if she is kissed by Ye Tian's kid in public, it will be strange if she doesn't turn her face. Shang Yunfeng is more anxious than anyone else, and he can't wait to find a suitable boyfriend for Shang Yurou piecemeal now, so that he can effectively prevent Shang Yurou from becoming a lesbian in adolescence a few years later. But this kind of thing can't be rushed. Besides, looking at Ye Tian's posture, this big tongue is like kissing, and it is simply to gnaw bones.
When making the payment, the second artillery clung to the sack, eager to tie another loop of plastic rope, and asked Shang Yunfeng in a voice that could only be heard when he was close: "Uncle Shang, do you want to ...... Shall I check out?"
Shang Yunfeng waved his hand again and again, took out his credit card and handed it to the clerk.
The second cannon put the money bag on his back with a sigh of relief, and the smell of rotten eggs almost smoked Shang Yunfeng's head.