Body 98 I reacted
After Shangguan Yunhai stepped down, he stood with his brothers.
These brothers of his are naturally the five young people that Shen Jiahao met in the night bar last Friday.
Shen Jiahao walked over to Shangguan Yunhai and the others, and shouted with a smile behind them, "Shangguan Yunhai!"
"Shen Jiahao!"
Listening to Shen Jiahao's words, Shangguan Yunhai immediately turned around in surprise, and then said with some complaints: "Why did you come!"
"It's been early, and I saw you being kicked off the stage by someone else's family!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
Listening to Shen Jiahao's words, Shangguan Yunhai looked embarrassed and blushed again, but then he became very excited.
He pointed to Du Weiwei on the stage and said, "You came just in time, help me take her down!"
"Take her?" Shen Jiahao was surprised.
"Hmm"
"Why did you take her down?" asked Shen Jiahao.
"Be my girlfriend!"
"Come on! The girl is right, people choose a husband! What are you doing with a little brat!"
"Everyone has the right to pursue love! Thinking of me as the little bully of the South China Sea, shouldn't I do something to fight for the person I like? Besides, that girl is not much older than me, just three or four years older, as the old saying goes, female juniors still hold gold bricks!"
"Yo yo yo, listen to what you say, you have thoughts about other people, you don't have classes anymore, you come to participate in the competition, awesome, boy, you are a puppy love!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
"Today's weekend, what kind of class are you going to! Besides, what age is it, and I'm still in early love, I'm seventeen years old, okay! If I don't make a move, the girl will get married!"
"Uh, didn't you say you didn't like pickling girls?" asked Shen Jiahao.
"I don't like pickling girls, but I like her!"
"Does she know you, and you like her?"
"It doesn't matter if she knows me or not, I just like her anyway, three months ago, the first time I saw her photo on the Internet, I liked her!"
"Awesome, boy, unrequited love! But what do you like about her? nose, eyes or mouth!"
"It's all there!" Shangguan Yunhai said seriously.
"Hahaha, it's quite infatuated! Give it up, boy! I don't think this girl seems to like a little kid like you!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense, you're so good at flirting with your sister, just ask if you can help?" Shangguan Yunhai said.
"Who told you that I was good at flirting with girls!"
"Don't pretend, last time in the bar, my sister was tricked by you and gave you WeChat!"
"Don't slander me! I don't have a trick on your sister! I impress your sister with all my heart!"
"Okay! You say there is no routine, then there is no routine! Now ask if you can help me!"
"How can I help you, you've already gone up, it's impossible to go up again!"
"Of course it's impossible, she will definitely refuse me if I go up, and I may not be able to win the next martial arts test. Shangguan Yunhai said.
"How can that help?"
"It's actually very simple, as long as you beat everyone here, win this game, and then reject Du Weiwei, then she will be single, then I won't have a chance!"
"Damn, you kid, it's just for this reason that you came to me for this! You think it's beautiful, but I don't want to accompany you! I want to pick up girls and do it myself! Brother, I won't help people pick up girls!" Shen Jiahao turned around and left.
"Can you help me?" Shangguan Yunhai shouted behind Shen Jiahao.
"Don't help!" Shen Jiahao waved his hand with his back to him.
"If you don't help me, I'll tell my sister!" Shangguan Yunhai said.
Shen Jiahao took two steps forward, then turned around and walked back and said, "Don't you say that your sister is not angry yet! What about your sister! Don't you say that your sister is in the racecourse? Send me a photo of your sister in the racecourse, you kid is really an unscrupulous means to lure me over!"
"That photo was taken by my sister at the racecourse before! I know it's wrong for me to lie to you, but isn't there no way! I don't say that my sister is at your racecourse, can you come?"
"In this way, what you kid said also has some truth! But why should I help you do such a immoral thing! Let others choose me, and if I reject her again, this thing is up to you!"
"Brother Hao, you can help Yun Shao, this is his first love!" Shangguan Yunhai's friend A Biao said.
"First love!That's nothing to help!First love usually breaks up!Forget it, let's just fall out of love!" Saying that, Shen Jiahao turned around and walked away.
"Shen Jiahao, if you don't help me this time, you won't want to see my sister in the future!" Shangguan Yunhai said angrily.
Shen Jiahao turned around and looked at him funny: "You still threaten me!"
Shangguan Yunhai nodded, "Well, you can't help!"
"If you don't help, I don't believe your sister can still listen to you! The twisted melon is not sweet, people don't like you, and I can't help it!" Shen Jiahao walked away in a dashing manner.
"If you don't help, I'll just say that you bullied me!" Shangguan Yunhai shouted.
"Whatever!"
"Okay, you have a kind, I said I saw you and other women opening a room in the hotel!" Shangguan Yunhai shouted.
After listening to Shangguan Yunhai's words, Shen Jiahao suddenly stopped, then walked up to Shangguan Yunhai and said, "Okay, boy, you're awesome, I'll help you soak this girl!"
"Then go up quickly!" Shangguan Yunhai said excitedly.
"Hurry up, let's take a look first, don't forget that I'm going to defeat everyone here!" Shen Jiahao said.
"Oh!"
They looked into the ring.
At this time, in the ring, opposite Du Weiwei, stood a man in a red shirt.
This man's Shen Jiahao knows that it is the same Xu Shao who walked with Fried Mao and recited poetry before!
"In Xia Xu Bin, the girl's first question, I choose me to save you!" said the man in the red shirt.
"Why?"
"Because I didn't have a mother when I was a child!"
"I'm sorry for touching your past!" Du Weiwei said apologetically.
"I don't care, after so many years, I've let it go a long time ago!"
"The second question is: Please describe my beauty in one sentence!" Du Weiwei said.
"I can't forget the gentleness of your longing, the beauty of drunken Yaoli's dreamland, and say hello, the shyness of spring. Xu Bin said.
His voice is clean and magnetic, and his appearance is particularly delicate, with a pair of silver-wire glasses.
"It's so beautiful!" Du Weiwei couldn't help but praise.
"What?" Xu Bin asked.
"I said your poems are so beautiful!" Du Weiwei explained.
"Thank you!"
"Alright, you've passed!" Du Weiwei said.
Everyone was envious for a while, but they had to obey, who told people to compose poems!
……
After that, no one passed.
It was twelve o'clock at noon.
Basically everyone who wants to go to the stage has already been on stage.
Wu Shangyuan walked out, stood in the center of the stage and said: "This part of the literary examination is nearing the end, if there is anything to try on stage, if not, the literary examination will end here." ”
At this time, Shangguan Yunhai in the audience immediately shouted: "Wait, there is still someone who wants to go up and try it!"
"Who?"
Everyone immediately looked at Shangguan Yunhai.
And then there's a lot of talking!
Didn't this kid just do it? Could it be that he wanted to do it again! It can't be like this! If so, then everyone will have to do it again.
Being stared at by everyone, Shangguan Yunhai immediately pointed at Shen Jiahao and said, "He said he was going up to try!"
I'll go! You kid, force people to go to Liangshan!
There was no way, Shen Jiahao could only go on stage.
Everyone looked at Shen Jiahao's dress, white T-shirt, big pants, and slippers, which looked like a dick.
It's all at this point, what are you pretending to be! Still playing the finale with me! The toad wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking! Could it be that so many of our rich second generations can't compare to you!
"Girl, didn't you sleep well last night!" Shen Jiahao asked with concern as he stood opposite Du Weiwei.
"How do you know!" Du Weiwei said in surprise. That's right, because of today's recruitment of her husband, she didn't sleep well all night last night. But so many men on stage didn't notice it, but this guy found out, and this guy is really careful!
"If you wear sunglasses, you must be hiding dark circles under your eyes, so it's hard for you to wear glasses and pretend to be cool!"
"You're smart!" Du Weiwei said with a smile.
"So-so!"
"I asked you, your mother and I fell into the water, who do you save!"
"Save you! My mom is a college swimming champion, she will save you with me!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
This......
Everyone listened to it and admired it for a while, buddy, you have a deep routine!
"Second question, please describe my beauty in one sentence!"
"I reacted!"
"Huh?"
"I said I saw that you had a physiological reaction!" Shen explained.
Du Weiwei blushed when she heard this, and unconsciously looked at some parts of Shen Jiahao. But it's not very prominent! Could it be that he is already small there, and he can't see it when he reacts.
Oops, what was I thinking!
Du Weiwei shook her head, trying to calm herself.
Everyone was embarrassed when they heard it, but this praise is really awesome!
"The third question, if you are with me, do you miss me more during the day or at night?" asked Du Weiwei after sorting out her emotions.
"Eh, this one! Love is not divided into morning and evening, and thoughts are not divided into daylight! I miss you every day, keep a heart every day, and leave my best love to you!" said Shen Jiahao and sang later.
"Okay, you pass you!" Du Weiwei said with satisfaction.
After listening to it, everyone was amazed, like flirting skills, it was really invincible!
There are routines, affectionate, gentle and considerate, and they can sing, so they have to obey.