Chapter 519: Why Abandon Therapy
The rest of the story is pretty much the same as I had imagined at the beginning, basically just talking, eating, drinking, and sightseeing.
The proportion of tours and visits is the smallest, after all, we are not those brick homes that are difficult to make a trip, and they like to put the industry conference in the scenic spots, and the meeting is not wrong to enjoy the scenery. This kind of Ming and Qing Dynasty town, the visiting foreign business executives are still a little curious and interested, but the attraction to other domestic entrepreneurs is not satisfactory, after all, all over the country in various scenic spots and various film and television cities, which does not have rows and columns of ancient buildings of the Ming and Qing dynasties? Although most of them were imitated later, and not as well protected as a few famous towns in the south of the Yangtze River, who is not a relevant expert who can distinguish the difference between the two?
In the same way, eating and drinking is not the main content, and everyone is not a grassroots civil servant who can only rely on such an opportunity to enrich his stomach. However, Atletico took the opportunity to make a lot of free advertisements for the organic ingredients produced by its own good farmer company and the agricultural Internet of Things.
Eating, drinking, and playing are not the theme, and everyone's energy should still be put into the brag-about meetings, but not for those public conferences.
In fact, apart from being able to manually be funny and unable to borrow other people's emojis, there is no essential difference between the existence of meetings and forums in the real world and the group chats, BBS, and post-bars that are images of their virtual worlds, after all, the same people who participate in these discussions.
Even though there is a huge difference in status, knowledge, and wealth between CPB and KPB, the human nature contained in it is the same. The more people in the meeting, the less likely it is to be unanimous, unless there is a mouth cannon king like Mustache or a master of action like Beard standing on the stage.
Of course, to say that the bird town meeting did not use the bird is also slanderous.
Not to mention the Ma who took the opportunity to do a good advertisement, there are still a lot of gains in other aspects, such as a newly established state department with the help of hosting a conference and a strong sense of existence, Zhejiang Province has also successfully promoted the brand of bird town tourism to the world. The headquarters is in Suzhou and Hangzhou, a Ji cat factory, but also because of the geographical factors to become half of the host of this event, harvested countless glory and pride, meow!
You know, just a week ago, the cat factory just completed their double 11 online shopping festival, and the total sales on the day increased sharply again, crossing the two marks of 40 billion and 50 billion soft girl coins in one fell swoop, and the power is really amazing.
As for their "Singles' Day", the majority of single Wangs who were snatched away by the domineering president can only brush sentence after sentence of "fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-defeat girls" on social media with deep care, and by the way, update their inflatable girlfriends and electric boyfriends with accessories or something.
In fact, it's not that no one cares about them, at least the United Nations official Weibo United Nations remembers them and sent holiday blessings on time on November 11.
However, the way they sent their blessings was a bit strange, and instead of saying something like "on the occasion of Singles' Day, I wish the world's single dogs a happy holiday", but resent a micro-blog post of Danxia Mountain, a World Natural Heritage Site, published in 2011, and used the same picture of Danxia Mountain Yangyuan Stone three times.
Well, the so-called Yang Yuan Stone is a straight stone pillar formed by weathering and erosion, because the shape is very close to a certain thing that is both yang and yin, it was given such a name, if it is according to the network nomenclature, it should actually be called "Shi Ritian".
As for what is the relationship between "Shi Ritian" and November 11, why did the United Nations send such a micro-blog three times in the past four Singles' Day, is this a distortion of human nature, or a moral degradation? Is it an embarrassment of duty or a pandering to reality? Please pay attention to the "No Return on the Armistice Anniversary" on CCTV1 channel at 8 o'clock tonight, let us follow the camera into the United Nations......
In fact, a large reason why the United Nations reissued this microblog for 11 consecutive years in 13 and 14 years is because they seem to have abandoned treatment.
Originally, they didn't repost this article in 2012, but made a temporary cameo appearance in "Today in History", and popularized the science to fans and netizens that the ontology of Double 11 is actually "Armistice Anniversary". On November 11, 1918, the First World War officially ended, so the countries participating in the war at that time, especially the victorious countries such as Britain, France and the United States, designated this day as the armistice anniversary, and carried out various commemorative activities, which has now evolved into the Memorial Day of the Commonwealth countries and the Veterans Day of the United States.
However, because the armistice after World War I lasted only 21 years, and then the World War II, which was more powerful and had a greater impact on the world, broke out, which also led to the fact that the presence of things related to World War I was not very strong.
Although the United Nations General Assembly decided in 1988 to designate the week of 11 November as the International Week of Science and Peace, the General Assembly urged Member States and international organizations to encourage and sponsor relevant commemorative activities in order to keep history in mind and cherish peace. How many people know that the theme of this year's Peace Week is "Peace, Development, Environmental Protection and Health"?
Since the 100th anniversary of the outbreak of World War I in 2014 has been abandoned, it is conceivable that the United Nations will do it again next year.
Of course, no matter how outsiders interpret this behavior, in short, the United Nations has successfully carried out an online marketing, spending a few minutes every year to send such a micro-blog, in fact, has become a kind of annual check-in performance art, I believe that every year at this time will always be remembered, attracting a new round of check-in netizens, so as to win them millions of exposure and a large number of visitors, and then improve the United Nations' presence and brand awareness.
Speaking of which, there is also a credit to Atletico Madrid, as early as three years ago, when this Weibo was first issued, he forwarded it for the first time, and it also sent a lot of passers-by to the United Nations.
It seems that because of the lack of threat of the "super soy sauce party" of bees, few peer manufacturers have raised a big killer weapon against them. With the help of the corresponding API interface, the bee scarf can be interconnected to a certain extent, such as forwarding comments to each other.
As for the complete interconnection like telephone and e-mail, it is impossible, Internet manufacturers value their own users very seriously, and are absolutely unwilling to advertise to competitors in vain, resulting in users running to other people's homes.
After all, users are in hand, and they can always find a suitable business model to make money, but if the users are gone, everything will be over.
This is also the motivation and reason for Internet companies to play the subsidy war and burn money to "buy users" in the past two years.
It seems to be a good thing to send the marketing expenses that were originally to be handed over to the advertising platform directly to users in the form of various cash red envelopes and subsidies.
From the subsidy war for car applications, to the "1 yuan door-to-door car wash" of various O2O platforms, all of them have proved to the world that one thing is about burning money, and Internet companies are the most professional!
However, burning money is also a technical job, if you burn well, the income is greater than the expenses are actually earned, and if the skills are not good or the capital is not strong, you may burn yourself in the end. Of course, it is unlikely that the situation of direct bankruptcy will occur, and the biggest possibility is that the behind-the-scenes financiers colluded and urged competitors to cooperate and merge, so as to reduce internal friction, reduce staff and increase efficiency, and at the same time reduce unnecessary marketing expenses, after all, venture capitalists. Money doesn't come in the wind, either.
For the hot O2O field, Atletico Madrid's interest can be said to be very limited, except for the self-built beep boat, investment in the food tribe and other new businesses to test the water, Bee did not invest too much energy and resources here, and the bear factory expanded 10,000 marketing personnel, the courage to bet heavily on O2O is completely incomparable.
O2O is the abbreviation of OnlioOffline online-to-offline, which mainly refers to the new business model of the online platform as a tool and service to assist the offline platform, such as online car-hailing and online takeaway lunches, most of the O2O is to move the traditional business, especially the reservation, delivery, and collection of services to the Internet or customers' homes, so as to save expenses and obtain new customers.
Well, the outlook is bright, but the reality is cruel. The offline part of O2O is large and scattered, and the various management costs are very high. For example, the online takeaway of the foodie tribe invested by Bee is at a disadvantage in the competition with other food delivery platforms, and the boxed lunches sold on the latter are much cheaper than the foodie tribe that uses robots on a large scale.
And people are not only cheap, but also have all kinds of red envelopes and discount subsidies, and the actual price is even lower and terrible. However, this bee family only follows the habit of bees, and only during the New Year's holidays, they will pay everyone through sugar packets to celebrate the festival.
Fortunately, the bees have not been completely picked up at home, and a large number of online festivals such as 37 Girls' Day, 520/521 Confession Day, 1010 Meng Festival, and 1111 Singles' Day have also been recognized by them, and they will send blessings to eligible users on the same day.
For example, when Singles' Day came again this year, bees used their big data system to catch more than n singles from users, send them (her) blessings of joy candy, and do their best to win a sense of existence by restoring the original face of Singles' Day under the overwhelming tide of Double 11 publicity.
The funny thing is that although the bee pulls the sense of existence, it is obtained in the way of being overwhelmed by the spit attack.
Because their big data is too inaccurate!
Big data itself is equivalent to the raw ore ore, which needs to be crushed, screened, smelted and other steps in the mining and metallurgical industry when processing ore, and it also needs to go through technical means such as induction and mining to obtain meaningful and useful information.
In fact, the technical level of bees in the field of data analysis and mining is still very high, but on Singles' Day, their method of identifying single Wang is very simple and crude: the system directly counts the gender of the user's recent contacts, finds people who have not had a conversation with the opposite sex in a week, and uses another quick troubleshooting program to eliminate possible, and the rest is all single Wang.
There is no doubt that the accuracy of this brainless screening method is really very cheating, and many of the Singles' Day blessings are naturally sent to the wrong object, which triggered the collective complaint of "return my dog food", and successfully ranked third on the list of scarf topics that day, second only to the two Double Eleven topics.
"Dog food" is a derivative of the concept of "single Wang", since Singles' Day candy is for singles, it is naturally a proper dog food, but unfortunately it was sent indiscriminately.
And the apology of the bee afterwards was also very cheating, and directly wrote: "Because our company has a large number of program apes on Singles' Day on November 11, which is on vacation, resulting in a serious lack of technical strength of the Hetang team, the relevant identification procedures are written by the project manager himself." For the mental damage caused by the bad algorithm, the Hetang team apologizes and asks everyone to register here, and will reissue double Hi Candy on Singles' Day next year. ”
Then this apology letter once again caused critical damage to the single Wang, and even caused a fatal blow to the programmed ape mixed in with the crowd.
In fact, there are not many things in the candy, generally bee message bills, bee gold coins, virtual props and all kinds of small peripherals or something, even if there are cash rewards, they are generally a few cents.
The reason why everyone criticizes the bees and claims to return my dog food is that there are not many people who really care about the reward, and more people are just trying to have fun. And the bees actually know this, otherwise there would not be that obviously spoofed apology letter.
Only then did they introduce a real "compensation" where users could transfer all the candy they had to someone else and redirect it again, while increasing the value of each candy by 10.
However, the "sugar" can only be opened when it is returned to the sender, releasing a reward that has been enhanced by multiple powers and divided equally among everyone who participates in the pass.
The 10th power of 1 point is about 2.6, the 50th power is more than 117, and the 100th power is more than 13,000, which means that 50 people pass each person gets an extra double reward, and if 100 people pass it, each person gets 137 times the reward.
If you form a group of 100 or 1,000 people, you can brush out a super giant.
It's a pity that this is only a theoretical situation, and the transfer of joy candy has always had a rule prohibiting returning to the original route, that is, secondary transmission between friends and group members is prohibited. In this way, everyone can only hope for those friends who are in common with each other, and they must not know each other well and are not in the same circle.
However, these unfamiliar netizens are very "pitted", and a lot of sugar and candy were passed on and lost, and they failed to return to the original sender within the expiration time. Of course, there were also those who made it back, and all the participants were rewarded well.
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