Chapter 9 The eve of Iemo's summer vacation is a pit
Recently, the Sawada family received a phone call from Italy, which turned out to be from Iemitsu in a foreign country, and the general content was that the labor and management had finally dug up an oil mine in Sicily, and they believed that they would soon be able to return home for soup. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Compared to his mother, who believed Iemitsu's words without saying a word, Jiamao, who was eavesdropping on the side, immediately nested, if oil could still be dug up on this island, then wouldn't the major mafia gathered on this island have long been blown up by heroes from all walks of life?
In the end, Jiaguang said that he was overworked due to various all-night overtime and was currently hospitalized to rest, but it was not a big problem for the family not to worry, and finally, he left a sentence to ride a bear...... all-hail-vongola…… burning-love…… Nana...... Saigao ...... I hung up. (Note 1)
In this regard, Jia Mao expressed deep regret, except for Nana mentioned later, he didn't know what his father wanted to express at all, and even wondered if his father was going to go to the west and was ready to kick his legs back to the west.
Of course, Kamo prayed to God and prayed to his father not to burp so quickly, because during the period when Iemitsu was not at home, Kamo found that his mother seemed to have undergone some kind of abnormality.
For example, Jia Mao said casually, I haven't come home for so long, my dad won't have an affair, Italy's sister paper fried chicken cute, brother actually caught Litorio, Sister Mamei, you died so miserably, the gentle mother seems to have signs of evolution towards the first machine, and the first Jia Mao family has suffered deeply, and has been killed by his mother and adults in just a few days without resistance. (Note 2)
- Our mother has been super-killed!
For the first time, Jiamao, who had been kneeling for n, felt that his father was so great, and at this moment, the height of Jiaguang in his heart had been mentioned to the same height as a certain 100,000 witches. (Note 3)
Come back and solve the mutation, Dad!
And then what?
Then Jia Maoqin returned to the ordinary daily life without waves.
Ah, we have nothing to do with it today~
Yes.
It's still an ordinary daily routine that Mao doesn't want to do.
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Jia Mao personally glanced at the friends in the class, and his face was slightly calm.
New brother, do you notice that today seems a little unusual?
What?
Shin Ikchiki, who was studying how Sherlock and Watson worked together, raised his head and looked at Iemo, who was in detective mode, with an uncertain expression.
What a disappointment, new brother.
You want to be a detective with this eyesight?
Jia Mao expressed his contempt very bluntly with his eyes, and Xin Yiji only felt that his blood pressure had risen in great strides, and he had a deep memory of wanting to give this boy a little blood.
What the hell are you trying to say?
Shinichi took a deep breath and stared at Jia Maoqin with a cold face, it seemed that he didn't want to give up his facial paralysis arrogant handsome guy style even if he died.
New brother, don't you think everyone is a little uncalm today?
……
Why don't you speak? Are you impressed by my keen observation? Hehe, don't be discouraged, young man, you are generous. (Note 4)
Your reflex arc is too long, right? Because tomorrow is the summer vacation, two goods!
The world's martial arts are out of Shaolin, and a dragon is a breakthrough of ten thousand laws, and the slime's Jia Mao is directly left with only blood skin by the new base and one move.
Jia Maoqin, who was decisively beaten over, lay on the ground sadly, and the unreasonableness of the protagonist's aura caused a huge spiritual attack on him, and the SAN value was instantly cleared.
Nest, I can't live this day!
Rub, do you think we're going to admit defeat like that?
Jia Shige's relatives quickly turned black, and beckoned to the others with a hideous smile on his face.
That's right, Brother established the Fourteenth Empire for this moment! Nima must know that the Iron Brotherhood is hated in the face of the NCR's crowd tactics!(Note 5)
Eh, don't do it, super troublesome to say.
General, don't make trouble, let's play the Quint card.
God says you can't die here yet.
Jiamao looked at these bear children who had obeyed him in the past, and then looked back at Shinichiki's planned Kami face.
Damn, Char, you count me!
At this moment, Jia Mao fully realized the feeling that Emperor Liang was tired and unloved by Brother Su. (Note 6)
You're all quiet for me, especially Kamo and Char!
Tsuchida, who had no majesty as a teacher, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
My name is Shinichi, don't be infected by the second goods, Mr. Tsuchida!
It's my business, it's all the pot of these little kids.
No matter how you look at it, you're a little kid too!
Tsuchida, who has only been a kindergarten teacher for a year, already has a haggard feeling that has gone through the vicissitudes of the world.
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Shigeru, do you have anything you want to do during the summer vacation?
One of Kashige's best friends, Maikoji asked curiously.
We don't want to do it~~
Jia Shigeqin lazily lay on the table, his eyes moved with the passing Nanako teacher, and he was still looking ouchy, and Nanako's teacher Oupai smiled again.
You've never done anything at all, have you!?
As for the other sworn friend, Kudo Shinichi is responsible for not vomiting blood and vowing to complain.
Do you have any plans for Shinichi?
Ji asked Shinichi again.
Ah, my dad is going to take me to Hawaii.
Shinichi said casually that the arrangement that made Jiamao's relatives not calm.
Nest, new brother, have you considered the feelings of the poor!?
Ah, sorry, I did it on purpose.
Shinichi Ji showed a hearty smile that he had never seen before, perhaps this was the first time he was able to crush the existence of this writing friend who was read as an old enemy.
Jia Maoqin glared at this dead tyrant indignantly, and in the end, he pursed his lips insidiously, turning the thousand words in his heart (Shin Yiji to die, Shin Yiji to die) into a heartfelt blow.
Yo Xi, the new brother, you can go with peace of mind, Xiaolan will take care of you for you.
However, the new one was not about to be angry, but smiled lightly.
Could it be that this product was stimulated too much and awakened a strange interest?
My parents told Xiaolan's family that they would take her to Hawaii for a vacation this summer.
Ride a bear! We want to go to Hawaii too!
Nest, do you care about this!?
Maikoji looked speechlessly at the second offender's family and Shin Yiji, who was with him, shook his head and sighed.
Alas, I want a sister paper too.
As he spoke, he glanced at the pink-haired girl who was walking towards her with some hesitation.
This girl seems to be one of General Jiamao's favorite concubines, Donghai Aiyi.
That, Xiaomao, let's go to the amusement park during the summer vacation, okay?
Aiyi, who had plucked up her courage, lowered her head shyly and whispered to Jia Maoqin.
As long as you take us with you, you can go anywhere!!
Jia Mao hugged Xin Yiji's thighs tightly, saying that even if he ran to the ends of the earth, he would not complain.
The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and they dare to be with the king!
Ah, that... That's it!
So Aiyi, who got Jiamao's promise to make a man, shouted Aiyi-chan's great victory!
Shinichi and Ji glanced at each other, and couldn't understand how such a cute girl paper could fall in love with Jiamao's second goods.
Anyway, let go, my soul is light! Nest... Nest, what are you doing with my balls ♂!?
Ahahaha! We're fearless! If you don't want to be double-killed, take us!
Jia Shige has gone completely insane.
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In the evening, in the living room.
After being explained by his mother, he looked at Mei Mao's relatives, and looked at his sister who was dancing and begging for a hug, and he showed a smile that was almost desperate.
Ahh
No, my sister, I'm not qualified to hold you anymore.
Looking down at his palm, Jia Shige recalled being suppressed by the aura of the new protagonist, grabbing the legs of the new one, being beaten over by the various popping beans of the new one, grabbing the legs of the new one, etc., and was covered with memories that almost half of them were the same thing.
Aha, my hands are already full of filth! My sister, you say, what qualifications do I have to touch the pure you!
Jiamao, who was driven by the memory killing, lifted the broken hair of his bangs with one hand, revealing his bloodshot eyes because he was staring too big, and the demon king mode of the incomparable middle two was instantly turned on, and the corners of his mouth showed a crazy smile, and the poignant dark aura suddenly frightened Mikan to pee.
Dadada!
My sister, let my brother and I fall into the filth of never being born!
Dadada!
Mikan's eyes were full of tears, saying that she really couldn't help but pee.
the wool, stupid, change my sister's diaper!
Jiaguang, who had already returned home, used his fists to forcibly eliminate Jiamaoqin's acting skills.
Ah, we're not professionals.
Jiamao muttered angrily, but the movements in his hands were not slow at all, and the proficiency was simply embarrassing for Iemitsu, as the father of three children.
When did this bear child become so awesome?
By the way, Dad, tomorrow is summer vacation, why don't we go to Hawaii?
Jiamao's eyes sparkled, and he looked up at his father expectantly, but it was actually quite cute.
Well, this summer vacation shouldn't work, tomorrow we're going to your grandparents' house.
Nani: When did we still have such a setting?
Anyway, can the old man and the old lady be as good as the girls on the sea!? Ride a bear, bikini, Oupai, updraft, sa yo that!
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Note 1: Vongola is Penglie's English, and burning-love is naturally the burning love of my family's big fool!
Note 2: Litorio is the Italian ship lady in Ship C, and because Litorio resembles Sister Mame, she is also called Sister Mamei (I don't know if there is any other reason). The pinching here is purely spitting Italian sister paper.
Note 3: Reimu, give you 100,000 yuan, come and warm the bed!
Note 4: Broad, that is, yes, I don't know where in China the dialect is.
Note 5: The Brotherhood of Steel is a military organization that appears in the single-player game "Fallout", with overwhelming technological superiority, but it is still defeated by the NCR's crowd tactics many times.
Note 6: Langya Bang, Emperor Liang's last voice of the rebel thief is really an explosive acting.
ps:The rest of the stalks are up to you!As for yesterday, it wasn't updated.,Because we were sick and we really couldn't do it.,I'm really sorry!
PS of PS: As for letting me fill in a chapter...... The concubine can't do (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻