Chapter 16 Bridge Bean Sack, We're Just a Passing Santa Claus!
This night is Christmas Eve.
I don't know where the tradition comes from, as if it is everyone's default consensus, every family will come to a KFC family bucket on Christmas Eve, Jia Mao said that he had never seen such a thing in his previous life, of course, it may be that he doesn't know, after all, it is a frustrating thing to go to KFC alone on Christmas Eve!
Anyway, the rules are good, or the plot needs to be needed, the ending is that Jia Mao was asked by his mother to buy a copy back, although he was reluctant to be abused by the dog, but since he provoked the Sawada family when his father was away, Jia Mao said that he would finish his death with tears, but in the end he made a request, that is, to take Ah Gang and Mei Tang out together.
At that time, the two little ones who were bored at home were so touched that they didn't want to.
Fool, we're brothers...... Jiamao said with a gentle smile.
So, leading his little brother and sister to the crowded KFC, Jia Mao used his innocent younger brother and sister to join the team without pressure.
Kashige, who had successfully cut into the top three, glanced back at the adults with kind smiles behind him, he was sorry, but as an elder today, it was necessary to tell them one thing, too-native!
After a wave of violence, Jiamao, who had nothing to do, looked at the bucket of the whole family on the counter in front of him, and suddenly provoked a very common topic that he didn't know was Mao.
"By the way, you know why you have to buy a family bucket on Christmas Eve?"
Ah Tsuna, and Mei Orange glanced at each other and tilted their heads suspiciously, could it be because KFC's grandfather Sanders was the principal like Santa Claus?
"Actually, this has a meaning, buying a family bucket means that the most important thing for the family is to be reunited......
Jiamao was educating his younger siblings earnestly, and the people around him couldn't help but nod slightly, showing a smile of approval.
"Even if you die, you have to keep your family in order. 」
If you don't have this sentence, it's a perfect score.
The entire KFC suddenly fell into a deathly silence.
Whether it is the customers who come to buy the family bucket or the clerks who deliver the food, they all feel that eating a family bucket is really special...... The pressure is great, please forgive me.
So someone in the front row looked at the packed family bucket in front of him, and said to the nervous clerk with a heavy expression, "May there be no KFC in heaven." 」
Then he turned and walked away without hesitation.
All the employees of KFC have cast resentful glances at Jiamao, feeling that they have lost 100 million.
"Ah, Lucky! This team has moved forward one more place so quickly!"
Jiamao, who filled the hatred value of the whole store, lit up in person, and happily gave a thumbs up to the collapsed KFC employees, which was really appreciated for the work efficiency.
Ah Gang and Mei Tang couldn't help but cast admiring glances at their elder brother, thinking that this product's white-eyed skills were completely at the peak, and they were really not afraid of being beaten by the melon-eating masses around them, and they were really iron-blooded and true men.
Then the two of them silently took a few steps back from their relatives, and decided to hide in the corner and draw circles.
"Hey, what are you two doing so far? Can you bear to let your beloved Nissan sell her cuteness alone and beg for a discount? Forget it, Mei Tang won't talk about it, but you can't be so unrighteous and angry, Ergouzi?
「……」
I've been going to kill your brother since you called the second dog!
Tsunayoshi Atsuna, who was focused by the eyes around him, was so tired and hurt that he wanted to be quiet in the sunflower class next door to the kindergarten.
"Brother, can you stop calling it that......
The second dog is trying to make the last struggle.
"What's wrong with Ergouzi, you must know that a child with such a name can thrive, and maybe you can stage Ergouzi's demonic life!
「…… It's good to be happy, brother. 」
Seriously, if it weren't for his brother, Ah Gang would have rushed up to face him head-on, at most he would be a second pillar.
Seeing Tsunayoshi's little appearance of being played bad, Jia Mao couldn't help but shake his head and sigh How is this child not a woman?
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Jia Maoqin, who successfully bought the family bucket, left Shi Shiran under the tears of KFC employees.
Walking on the crowded streets, the Christmas tree is full of ornaments, the colorful neon lights are flickering with the music of Christmas songs, and the people who come and go have heartfelt smiles on their faces.
"What a happy situation. 」
Watching the couples in the crowd holding hands and passing by, Jia Mao's relatives sighed for no reason, wondering if the old virgin of Yinba had succeeded.
When the cold wind hit, Jia Mao subconsciously shrunk his neck, suddenly came back to his senses from the pink thoughts full of mosaics, withdrew his somewhat empty gaze, but his gaze suddenly froze, and then quickly took out his mobile phone and quickly output a short message in a chat room, and continued to walk forward casually.
"This kind of moment always reminds us of the little match girl. 」
The topic came suddenly, and even though Tsunayoshi and Mikan had already known the story, they were still stunned and a little confused, but it was a sad story.
So they couldn't help but have tears in their eyes.
"We can really understand the mood of the little girl at that time......
Jia Shigeru glanced intricately into the distance, then turned his head to look at the younger siblings beside him, and sighed heavily, the white aura quickly dissipated in the cold wind.
As if infected by Jia Maoqin's tone, the two of them also pursed their lips, thinking of the scene in the story, their bodies trembled, and they suddenly felt that the whole Christmas Eve had become boring.
Yes, it was cold and snowing, and on the last day of the year, in the midst of a bitter pleading, and in the indifferent attention of passers-by, the poor little girl polished a match......
"Ahahahaha, I'm going to burn you guys!"
The two children smiled melancholy in understanding.
I knew that this old brother wouldn't play cards according to the routine, but I didn't expect this kind of operation! When did the little girl join the FFF group!
「「「Jingle_bells,jingle_bells,song_for_fire_day!! 」」」
WTF!?Where did the group song chorus come from!!
Tsunayoshi and Mikan looked in horror at the sudden rush of a group of black-cloaked people with gasoline and torches in their hands, and then saw a silver-curly-haired uncle who was burned at the stake on a cross, and then looked back at his brother laughing wildly, thinking that this slut must have done it on purpose!
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"Yo Xi, the gifts of Ah Tsuna, and Mikan are already on their bedside, and Mom is already asleep, as long as you don't go to our room in the middle of the night...... Speaking of the path, it's okay for our stand-in to support it all night, right?"
Quietly slipped out of the door, and it wasn't until the door was closed that Jia Shige slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and then whispered to the ring on his middle finger in disbelief.
[Are you annoyed, I've asked it a hundred and eighty times!Besides, why does Miss Ben have to help you do this kind of thing!]
Xiao Lu's angry voice blew up in Jia Mao's mind, to be honest, as a majestic demon king, it was the first time she had met such a salted fish and mentally retarded contractor.
"Otherwise, our first time would have been so easy for you to get!? We know very well, once you guys get their hands on it, it's a completely different attitude!"
[Miss Reckoben is wrong, can you stop using this description?]
Go to your-sisiter for the first time...... Xiaolu burst into tears and was a little cautious at the same time, she did treat him like her first love in advance, and abused him thousands of times afterwards.
"Anyway, Xiaolu, tonight's strategy is definitely not going to go wrong. 」
Glancing back at the door, Jiamao walked out of his house with his feet raised, looked up at the night sky that was mostly covered by clouds, and his tone was as light as the breath of white mist.
「…… Are you really sure you want to do that?"
There was a little hesitation in Xiao Lu's voice, because she felt that this thing was going to make a big deal.
"Well, I just don't think time is running out...... Huh?"
Jia Maoqin suddenly felt as if a shadow of a high wall appeared in front of him, and when he looked at it, he saw three brothers emerging from the corner, behind the lamppost, and in the garbage can, blocking his way.
Aren't these three goats the who have been following them before!!
Jiamao's body was shocked, and he immediately realized that the situation was not good, and before the three brothers could open their mouths to slander his innocence, he hurriedly raised his hand to grab the lines.
"Bridge bean sack, we're just a passing Santa Claus, remember it!"
"Who are you fooling, what about Kamen Rider we passed by!"
The eldest brother with a fierce appearance and a scar on his face is also very powerful.
Jia Mao was shocked, he didn't expect that the lies he had carefully woven were actually revealed, it seems that these brothers are by no means ordinary people.
No way, at this time, there is only one trick available.
So the quick-witted boy decisively offered his knees, knelt on one knee, clenched his fists sharply, and hugged them to his chest, and the sound was like a bell.
"Daddy!"
- Get down on your knees and call Daddy!
"Young master, please don't make trouble, let's call you Dad!"
The three brothers trembled with fright, and suddenly shed tears of sadness, it is really better to see than to hear, their young master is really as good as their own boss said.
"Get out, we don't have a son like you!"
Jia Mao's face is labor-oriented, and the genes are not so inferior and disdainful.
I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know when to talk about it...... Of course, the three brothers knew that they couldn't talk about it, so they had to silently recite the mantra of "Egg Ding, this is our young master".
However, this young master is intriguing.
"What did you just call us?"
Looking at the three brothers' expressions of "Ah, defeated, I was actually tricked", Jia Mao's eyebrows instantly turned over, and he had already seen the ending.
Family Mao dear, this time it is stable!
"Hehe......"
Hearing this ill-intentioned laughter, the three brothers suddenly had an ominous premonition, and then saw Jiamao's kind eyes, and immediately lay down, thinking that the young master was a retard, but never expected to be a scheming boy!
"Son, Daddy loves you. 」
At this moment, Jiamao personally led the holy light and opened his hands with a smile, as kind as a heavenly father.
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PS1: Onmyoji, get out of the pit!
PS2: Blue Route, Into the Pit!
PS3: Looking at this chapter, it should actually be updated on December 24 of this year, no problem.