Seven hundred and ninety-five lessons

Hu Dafa stretched out his hand and touched his pocket, also took out a cigarette roll, pretending not to have a lighter, and saw the two people opposite lighting cigarettes, as if they were going to borrow fire, staring at the fire and walking over.

"Uh! borrow a fire!" Hu Dafa hoarsely hissed his throat, holding back the anger in his stomach, his eyes behind his sunglasses, looking the two people up and down.

The two young men who looked like "disabled people" just now have long since returned to normal, not to mention laughing and playing like normal people, but also without crooked mouth or slanted eyes, and they are very lively when they walk and chat.

What's even more infuriating is that the blind man is actually playing with his mobile phone, and the dumb man is chatting with voice! Can you be more professional! If you want to play with your mobile phone, go home and talk about it? This makes us donors see how embarrassing we are----! Our eyes are better than mine, and our speech is sharper than mine!

You've ---- gone too far!

"Oh!" The original blind man held the cigarette roll in one hand, collected the mobile phone in the other, took out the lighter from his pocket, and handed it to Hu Dafa.

"Well, thank you!" Hu Dafa lowered his head and took the lighter, "snapped" twice, lit the cigarette, stretched out his hand to hand it back to the "blind man", and thanked him again.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" he said, slowly preparing his cat waist to pick up the lighter.

"It's okay, I'll do it!" the young man's waist and legs were flexible, and the "blind" man was short and picked up the lighter from the ground. With a time difference of just two seconds, although the blind man stopped, the deaf and mute man took two steps forward, basically walking side by side with Hu Dafa.

If you are an ordinary person, when there are two people walking side by side in front of you, you always have to walk sideways past the side, and it is always difficult to walk between the two people opposite! If you can squeeze into your body and fall into your arms, hey, it's worth the trip.

Hu Dafa is not so polite, like a fool, since the two of you staggered two steps, I squeezed sideways between the two, dancing lightly between my fingers, the disability certificate in the pocket of the "blind" has been pulled out, the cigarette in the mouth, inhaled, the smoke is swirling, the donation book in the pocket of the "deaf and dumb" has also been taken away.

I didn't get the money back, and the tools for cheating money were in hand! However, what did Hu Dafa do with these two things? Are these two things worth ---- 200 yuan?

When the things arrived, Hu Dafa's pace quickened, a few dodged, hid in a small shop on the side of the road, pretended to choose a cold drink at the door, and looked at the two "disabled people" not far away.

The two of them hadn't taken a few steps before they realized that they had lost something.

"Oh, where's my disability certificate? Why is it gone?" The "blind man" touched his trouser pocket and frowned and thought, "I still had it when I bought the drink just now!

"Look for your coat pocket again", "deaf and dumb" commanded the "blind man" with a cigarette in his mouth, as if he was still acting, the other party was blind, but forgot that he was mute. "Oh, no, no, that's not right! What about Ben? I lost my ---- just now? No, I was still in my pocket when I lit my cigarette!

"Oh, you're so simple, just go find a book and write a few articles! My certificate is troublesome to make, and it's quite expensive! You help me think about it, where to put it!"

"It's easy for you, isn't it just spending some money! I have to write a few articles with so many names, it's really more tiring than writing essays! I borrowed three people's mobile phones and searched hundreds of people's address books before I wrote a few!

"Hey, it won't be stolen!" The "blind man" patted his head, and a flash of inspiration came to him, "Did the person who passed by just now steal it from the person who borrowed the lighter?" I just said, I can't hold a lighter and fall to the ground! Is it that I picked up the lighter and stole my card away! Hey, this thief!"

"No, then, my book, he also stole it?" The "deaf and dumb" looked puzzled, "It is said that your disability certificate, you don't need money to take a car or a subway, and it is okay to steal it, but why does he want that book? Most of it is fake!

"Could it be that he wants to do that too?" the two disabled people looked at each other and realized. "He also wants to be like us, looking for work on the street, asking for money and donations? Then you can make a certificate yourself, buy a book for a few cents, make up some names by yourself, write down some money and count, why are you ---- stealing from me? You are too lazy to do this little work! What should I do ---- then? How can I start work tomorrow?"

"He doesn't even want to save this money, does he? What a hollow thought! A certificate, just a few dozen yuan, is all cut like this?"

"Look, the idea we came up with, it's only been a few days, and it's been learned by others all at once, and even the props have been borrowed! Competition, you know! This is disorderly competition! Otherwise, there is no way to innovate, and as soon as it is innovated, so many people will follow suit! It is difficult to be original! This time I have realized the importance of protecting intellectual property rights!" The "dumb" speculated sharply, and when it came to business order, he was about to foam at the mouth.

"Yes! The pressure of competition is high!" The two of them chatted a few words, but they couldn't find any trace of the thief, so they continued to move forward with their shoulders hooked and left.

"Hey! I'm still learning from you? I'm still competing? I'm competing with you to cheat money and gain sympathy? I'm ---- ruining myself! I'm a big living person, my arms and legs are intact, and I'm physically and mentally healthy, so what's wrong with it! I ---- have to fall in love with you?"

"But also, you guys haven't invested in it! It's so simple! Make two fake certificates, buy a notebook and a pen, go directly to a place with a lot of people, find a place with a good environment, pretend to be blind and dumb and earn money, and go to the park while playing to earn money! Supposedly, it's really good, good work!"

"If this is to be promoted, we will not have to run the blind and deaf-mute people all over the streets? In the future, it will not be enough to have an intermittent mental illness certificate on my body, and I will have to prepare a disability certificate, and in addition to beating and scolding people, it will be easy to even ask for money! If this is promoted abroad, get sunglasses, get a blind cane, and walk on the street, you can still receive dollars!"

Hu Dafa pursed his lips vigorously, "Then I won't do it! Lack of virtue and smoke, how can there be such a thing as you! Isn't this adding chaos to society? It is not easy for anyone to make some money, so why donate it to you who have no problems! No, I have to learn from Liu Yun'er in this matter, if I can't do it once, I have to continue!"