Episode 98: Lao Tzu is also a landlord
"Absai, I'm Lin Xiyin, who are you?"
"Absai, Lin Xiyin XI, I'm Liu Zheyuan from SBS Broadcasting, and we just met at the audition. ”
"Ah, Miane, Liu represents NIM, I'm sorry I didn't hear you. ”
"Hahaha, Lin Xiyin XI is polite, I'm here to inform you, the male number one of "Stairway to Heaven" is confirmed to be served by Zheng Xiyi XI, this time our SBS is going to cooperate with Zheng Xiyi XI again, please take care of me. ”
"Oh, really? Great. It is also an honor for our family to work with SBS again, thank you so much SBS and Liu for representing IUM, and I will invite you to dinner next time I see you to express my gratitude. ”
"Xiyin XI is too polite, I'm 76 years old, remember to be a few years older than Xiyin XI, Xiyin XI just call me by my name, of course, it's better to call me OPPA, hahahaha. I should have invited you to dinner, you're a girl, how can you invite me?
"Zheyuan OPPA is too polite, then it's decided, thank you again for taking care of my family Xiyi. ”
Zheng Xiyi looked at Lin Xiyin, who put down the phone, with a look of disdain: "Wow! still Zheyuan OPPA~ I said sister, are you really good like this? Brother-in-law knows that the entire Han River has to turn sour, right?"
Lin Xiyin rolled her eyes at him, "Little conscienceless, who am I for?"
Zheng Xiyi saw that Lin Xiyin showed signs of moving, and hurriedly shrank back to the other end of the couch, but muttered in a low voice, "I really have to be your own brother." ”
Although Lin Xiyin didn't hear what he was talking about, he didn't know where his sister and brother had done it for nearly 20 years, and he definitely didn't say anything good, and he could guess what he was talking about. His hand couldn't reach him and his legs, and as soon as his long legs stretched out, he directly kicked Zheng Xiyi off the sofa, "I thought I wouldn't know if I couldn't hear you, so I didn't know you were talking bad about me?
Zheng Xiyi ran back to his room with a crawl, shouting as he ran: "I'm fine, I really don't need it, sister, you go and see the house quickly." ”
Lin Xiyin opened the door and just wanted to leave, but after thinking about it, this guy was in the house, but he was going to drive around to help him look at the house, so he walked back to the house and kicked open the bedroom door, dragged Zheng Xiyi's ear and walked out, "You don't go to see it yourself to buy you a house, young master, are you? ”
Zheng Xiyi can only succumb to violence.
Although it's in Jianglan (non-typos, sensitive words, speechless ......) The district ran for an afternoon, but thinking that he could pick up a set for nothing after buying a house, Lin Xiyin's interest came up again. So Zheng Xiyi followed Lin Xiyin to visit six real estate projects with a bitter face, if it wasn't for the fact that he was hungry when it was dark, Zheng Xiyi felt that Lin Xiyin could look at the entire real estate in Jianglan District at one time. When he got home, Zheng Xiyi collapsed on the sofa and refused to get up, Lin Xiyin spread his legs, sat on the sofa, made a phone call to order takeout, and then took the real estate information collected in the afternoon and carefully looked through them one by one.
Half an hour later, the takeaway was delivered, and Lin Xiyin, who was indulging in super shopping, slapped Zheng Xiyi to open the door to pay the bill, and even when he was eating, he couldn't let go of the information and compared. Zheng Xiyi finished eating silently, silently cleaned up the table, and then took a shower silently, and came out to see that Lin Xiyin was still sitting there and watching, "I said sister, are you really helping me buy a house?
Lin Xiyin didn't raise his head, "I'll choose the house where I and your brother-in-law will live first, and I'll leave the information for you to look at at yourself." ”
"Poof......" Zheng Xiyi almost didn't vomit blood, so he had to take the other materials thrown aside and look at it himself, "I'll just say why are you so good, you bothered to pull me to look at six real estate projects in an afternoon, you are really my own sister." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I've chosen it, can you live somewhere else? If you have an apartment, even if you are not in a building, you are still in a community, and if you have a villa, you will be a neighbor. ”
"Hey, what you said makes sense, I'm speechless. But please, I must not share the same building with you, otherwise the neighbors will have to call the police. ”
Lin Xiyin raised his head and looked at Zheng Xiyi in wonder, "Why do you want to call the police?"
"It's not that I'm beaten and screamed at your house or I'm beaten and screamed by you in my own house, we don't live on the first floor, and the neighbors listen to half of it, and if we live on the first floor, every day it's either upstairs or downstairs screaming, can the neighbors not call the police?"
Lin Xiyin tilted his head and thought for a while, "Well, what you said makes sense, then I have to choose a soundproof real estate." ”
"Poof...... Is that the point? Is this the point?"
The two of them looked at the information playfully, and finally selected the two adjacent villas in the Qingtan Cave villa area, and then looked up to see that the time was already eleven o'clock in the evening, Zheng Xiyi stretched his waist and complained: "Oh, you have to pull me to see the house, I haven't done any exercises today, and I'm going to sleep again, go go quickly." ”
Lin Xiyin kicked Zheng Xiyi and left, Zheng Xiyi thought about it, picked up the information of the apartment, sat on the sofa and looked at it again. The villa and Lin Xiyin can't run away as neighbors, but the cunning rabbit still needs three holes, and he may want to secretly buy an apartment as a safe house, in case he doesn't want Lin Xiyin to find it, he can't open a house.
Lin Xiyin, who was anxious, rushed to the apartment early the next morning and pulled Zheng Xiyi out of bed, Zheng Xiyi looked at the information and saw two o'clock last night in order to find a safe room for himself, and was pulled up by Lin Xiyin before he slept for five hours, so he could only cry and follow Lin Xiyin to the sales office to sign a contract and pay with a dark face. In fact, Zheng Xiyi's role is just to sign and give money, after all, such a large amount of money in full transaction still requires his own presence.
Zheng Xiyi yawned and signed at the same time, Lin Xiyin grabbed his neck again and dragged him away without saying a word, Zheng Xiyi covered his face and escaped from the sales office with his face snickered by the sales lady.
"Tell me, how are you going to decorate? If you have any requirements, tell me now, and if you don't say it now, you can do it yourself later." Lin Xiyin stood in front of the three-story villa, crossed his waist with one hand and pointed to the villa with the other and asked Zheng Xiyi.
Zheng Xiyi scratched his head, pinched his fingers and began to count, "I want a practice room and gym, an audio-visual room, an entertainment room, a piano room, it is best to have a recording function, if it doesn't work, just make it a recording room with a piano, one large and one small study, and the rest can be arranged by you." Oh, by the way, the recreation room needs to be big, because I want to have a pool table, no snooker, an American nine-ball table. ”
Lin Xiyin looked him up and down, "What do you want to do in the recording studio? And why didn't I know you could play billiards?"
Zheng Xiyi waved his hand, "Hobby, I often go to play with my classmates when I am in Huaxia, I think it's very interesting." Anyway, this villa is a big place, and it is empty when it is empty, and I have multiple entertainment projects when I have nothing to do. ”
Lin Xiyin stretched out his hand, "It's easy for you to wave your hand, do you know how much the recording equipment costs? Do you know how much the piano costs? Give money first." ”
Zheng Xiyi tilted his head and looked at Lin Xiyin, "I paid for your house, and I still have to pay for the decoration?
Lin Xiyin put his hand away and nodded, "You're right. ”
Zheng Xiyi touched his chin, frowned and said, "Hey, I gave up so quickly, why do I feel that something is wrong?"
Lin Xiyin shook his hand and walked into the villa, and said as he walked: "Anyway, your money is in my hands, and I also know the bank password, so I don't need to ask you for it at all, I will transfer it myself in a while." ”
Zheng Xiyi just walked up the steps, and almost knelt down when he heard that his feet were weak.
Walking into the villa, Zheng Xiyi walked up and down, the three-story 180 square meters (1 square meter is about 3.3 square meters) of the big house, the top floor also has an indoor 15X3 meters swimming pool, a total of 60 square meters of lawn and back garden in front of the house, the garage or anything needless to say.
Standing in the center of the living room on the first floor, Zheng Xiyi looked at the small garden in the backyard through the floor-to-ceiling window, and laughed arrogantly with his hands on his shoulders, "Lao Tzu is also a landlord!"
Lin Xiyin walked behind him and looked at the back of his head, "Well, landlord, your money is almost spent, I roughly estimated, after finishing the decoration or something, you will have less than 200,000 (US dollars) in cash left in your bank account, you can be regarded as completely ruining all the money you have tossed out in the past ten years of filming." ”
Zheng Xiyi sat down on the floor and reached out to hug Lin Xiyin's leg, "Sister ~ my own sister ~ brother I am going to die of poverty, you can pity me and give me a thousand eight million pocket money." ”
Lin Xiyin pushed him away and took out a dozen Korean won from his bag, "Don't cry, it's too inconvenient for my sister to bring eight million, I'll give you one or two million first, and I'll give you the rest tomorrow." ”
Zheng Xiyi took it and looked at it, "Ah, Korean won? I'm talking about dollars." ”
Lin Xiyin stretched out his hand to snatch it back, Zheng Xiyi stepped back and stood up, took out the money from the pocket behind his butt and packed it in, "Mosquito legs are also meat, even if you give me Vietnamese dong now, I will accept it, remember to give me the rest tomorrow." ”
Lin Xiyin kicked over, Zheng Xiyi jumped away with a smile, and was about to run when Lin Xiyin stopped him, "I said, this villa has a garage, or it is convenient for you to go out by yourself after buying a car, this is a villa area, it is not easy to take a taxi, you have to go far to get a taxi." Can you really go without driving and just hitching with me for the rest of your life?"
Zheng Xiyi stretched out his hand to look at his hand, and then kicked his leg again, Lin Xiyin was confused, "Did you forget to take medicine and get sick?
Zheng Xiyi smiled, but his eyes slipped to the back garden, "Then buy a Jaante parking garage." ”
"Oh, hey, Jaante, what brand is this, is that a model? I don't remember it, although it sounds familiar. Lin Xiyin felt that Zheng Xiyi seemed to be recalling something, but he couldn't understand anything, was this sick or sick or sick?
Zheng Xiyi raised his feet and walked out of the door, saying as he walked: "Inside, inside, a very high-end car, although it is not the most expensive in the same type of car, it is four or five times more expensive than the economic model, sister, you go back to the Internet and check it out, I still have to practice today, go first, you toss here." ”
As soon as he went out, Zheng Xiyi ran with his feet, although he had to run for at least five minutes from here to the place where he could take a taxi, but if he didn't leave, he was afraid that his legs would be discounted if he didn't wait for Lin Xiyin to react.
"Zheng Xiyi, you give me death! I'll let you buy a car, you tell me a bicycle brand! You get back to the old lady and let the old lady break your three legs!" Twenty seconds later, Lin Xiyin, who had seen the "high-end bicycle" brand he had seen in Huaxia, jumped at the door of the villa and scolded Zheng Xiyi, who had long since run away......