Seven hundred and fifty-five game
"Lao Liu, this can't be done! I'm happy today, my son is full moon, and it's a reunion of our old men, get together together, what else do you have to do? Dafa, don't go, old bear, stay, let's go eat wild meat in a while, really wild, that taste, quite authentic!" Mr. Wu grabbed Lao Liu, and wanted to leave, it was really not easy.
"Wild meat, Uncle Wu, what's delicious? Tell me! I'll drool a little first!"
"Hehe, let me tell you, chickens, ducks, and fish are used to eating meat, and your appetite is spoiled, and you don't know how to taste it if you give you delicious food! Have you ever eaten a crocodile? Have you ever eaten an ostrich? Have you ever eaten a peacock? Have you ever eaten a civet cat? Hehe, today, I will take you to taste it, the freshly killed game is absolutely authentic!"
"I haven't eaten it yet! So many delicious foods, not bad!" Hu Dafa scolded in his heart, "Look at your belly, when you first came out, you were still slim with shredded potatoes and rice every day, but now, it's like a balloon that has been blown up, and you still eat it! These are all protected animals, you really open your teeth, and you are not afraid of getting sick from eating!"
"Uncle Wu, are there any tigers?"
"That's a good question, let's go ask today and see if we can get a tiger to taste! Hey, you young people have quick brains, I've eaten all the game in that house, and I can't think of anything else to eat, yes, next time, let's eat tigers! Tiger skins are left behind and clothes are made!" Mr. Wu smacked his tongue and wiped a handful of saliva, not to mention, the tiger really hasn't eaten it!
"Ho, you really dare to take it! Tiger, if you eat like this, it will really become extinct! You also want to leave a tiger skin to make clothes, why don't you make a tiger skin skirt, just use it for your son, and then find a stick for you, and learn from the scriptures!" Hu Dafa smirked, thinking in his mind, there is really no need to treat rich people too seriously, their thoughts are not normal people, otherwise, how can they make a lot of money!
The game, sure enough, was extraordinary, an ostrich and a pheasant, in addition to what they ate, were also divided into several portions, and everyone could take some back. Hu Dafa ate for a long time, but he didn't realize how much better these things were than chickens and ducks.
"Boss, can you eat a tiger here?"
"What? Tiger!" The chubby southern boss was taken aback by Mr. Wu's request, and thought to himself, why didn't you think about eating pandas? However, such a big patron was not easy to offend, so he had to smile and smile first, "Tiger, there is, but there is no spot, you have to wait! If you eat a bobcat, it is easier to say, and a pangolin is fine! That tiger is too big to get out!"
"Even if you retire from the zoo or circus, if you don't have enough connections, you won't be able to get it! If you want to eat, leave a phone number, there is news, pay the deposit first, and then I will order! Pay the full amount when you eat in your mouth, if something happens on the way, I will pay the deposit!" "Every industry has rules, southerners are committed and keep promises, but everything is explained clearly first, and there will be no chaos when something happens."
"I want the whole one, and the tiger skin must be given to me, and I'll go back and make clothes for my wife!"
"That's no problem, we don't want anything, even the bones, you can take them back to make wine! Let's take the real tiger if you want to, now, many pharmacies have fake tiger bones, and they all use leopard bones to replace, and some are directly cat's! Just the few leg bones of the tiger, it will cost hundreds of thousands! Ordinary pharmacies, how can they make it! They all have to get special approval! Hehe!" Not to mention, the boss really understands the market.
"A body of fur made of a tiger, if you don't have hundreds of thousands, you can't take it. But what you eat and drink is soup with me, so we have to sell it whole! All of it is yours, and I don't want a single hair! "The boss knows that leaving a tiger's tail is also a thing, and it is better to be all human favors and leave nothing!"
"How much is it?" Hu Dafa listened while eating, just chatting, you can talk about sweating, this boss is really not bragging, as long as you dare to leave a phone number, people will really find a source of goods for you, buy it, you can eat it or not! In the end, Hu Dafa still cares more about the price, his own money, but also earned by doing it open-mindedly, it is not good to return to poverty in order to satisfy the appetite for a meal!
"Yes!" the boss groaned slightly, and raised three fingers, "Three million! This is really caught! If the zoo is withdrawn, it will be cheaper, but that one has to bear the risk, it's hard to say! Now there are too few tigers, you are bidding, and you may not be able to catch it! Even if you happen to catch it, how can you transport it! If something happens to happen on the road, I will have to pay a loss!"
"Well, it's not expensive! Dafa, what's the matter, let's have one! Try it!" Mr. Wu patted his fat belly, he really didn't take the laws of the country seriously, what he wanted to eat, he ordered directly, just like eating a kung pao chicken and shredded potato rice bowl.
"Uh! Uncle Wu, is it really eating?" Whether it's chatting or bragging, if you really meet someone who is not afraid of accidents, you really can't talk! Who is Wu always am, Hu Dafa has known for a long time, and he has met a southern boss who really dares to take on the job, not to mention anything else, it is just a pair of living treasures! In the end, only Hu Dafa was left with liver tremors.
"Don't worry, I won't let you have a treat! I'll invite you, and when the time comes, I'll give you a tiger's bone! Go back to make wine, if it's true, the effect is different, it's better than the tiger bone wine in those old shops! "What's going on?"
"What's going on? It's really not good! I'm still going back with a bone, I'm not afraid of accidents! A tiger, the king of beasts, has been broken down by you foodie! You're still going to be a man, have you fallen in love with that tiger whip? That thing works better! Replenish yang energy, go back and have a second child?"
"Uncle Wu, have a meal, three million? Isn't it a little expensive? This money ---- really blown by the wind?" Hu Dafa wanted to scold him very much, even if he wanted to eat game, it was almost the same, if he opened his mouth to eat a tiger, if he ate it well, would a zoo still be enough for you to digest?
"Hehe, you kid is stupid! I didn't listen to the boss, just that little tiger bone can be worth hundreds of thousands! Sell it to a pharmacy, you can earn a lot back! Plus a tiger skin, if it's good, the whole one will have at least hundreds of thousands! Add it up, at least more than one million! How much can you lose? Is it expensive?" Mr. Wu looked at Hu Dafa as if he was provocative.
"I'm ---- go back and think about it! I'm afraid that if I eat tiger meat, I will have a nosebleed!" Hu Dafa lowered his head and didn't dare to answer! Rich people live so chicly, they have nothing to think about eating tigers, and everyone wants to be Wu Song. The most annoying thing is this boss, you have great powers, you have all kinds of supplies, whether it is fed or wild, you have made it clear!