"I'm willing!" Li Bad seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, a carp stiffened, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile, "Wife, I am willing to go with you, as long as I can be with you, I can go anywhere!"

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Li Bad agreed, it stands to reason that Liu Xiangli should be happy, but she regretted it a little, because Li Bad called her wife again.

"You can come with me, but let me say first, I just want to give you a better life because I am grateful. Don't call me wife anymore, I'm older than you, you can call me sister, can you do it?"

Liu Xiangli didn't dare to say it too bluntly, for fear that if he was not careful, he would make Li Bad sad.

Strange, why care about the emotions of this silly boy?

"I can do it, sister and wife!"

Liu Xiangli twitched the corners of her mouth a few times, this stupid boy, she promised to do it well, but she still called her wife.

Moreover, she has become a sister's wife, either a sister or a wife, is there such a thing as a sister's wife?

Forget it, anyway, there is no one else around now, so let him scream like this first, and make him happy for two days.

However, when he returns to Jianghai, he will never be allowed to call him his sister and wife again.

"It's time for dinner, sister, wife, what do you want to eat?" asked Li Bad.

"Fish soup is good at noon, so let's eat that at night. By the way, catch a few more fish, and you have to eat them too. Liu Xiangli said.

"Well, sister, wife, you go into the house to rest, I'm going to catch fish. Li ran to the pond behind the ruined temple to catch fish.

There are a lot of fish in it, and it is specially used by people to raise fish, how many fish can they be?

No way, who dares to stop Li Bad, if he accidentally provokes Li Bad, then it will not only be a few fish, maybe a pond of fish will have to be harmed by him.

I didn't do anything all day, where did Liu Xiangli need to rest. I'm leaving tomorrow, and I want to help Li Bad pack his luggage?

But looking around, Li Bad didn't even have a decent dress.

That's it, then don't bring anything. When he arrived in Jianghai, he asked someone to help him buy it.

After dinner, Li Bad said that he was going to say goodbye to the whole village.

Liu Xiangli had a headache for a while, and said in his heart that you are a little scourge, you have made the village restless all day long, if you leave, the village will not be able to celebrate with gongs and drums and firecrackers, where will you be reluctant.

As Liu Xiangli thought, Li Bad first came to the door of Yang Hua's house, and Yang Hua heard that it was Li Bad, in the middle of the night, this turtle grandson must have no good thing, where did he dare to open the door.

In addition, Yang Hua didn't take Li Bad's words seriously when he said that he was leaving Xiaobakou Village, and after saying a few words through the door, he sent Li Bad away.

"Widow Yang must have known that I had a wife, so she was angry and didn't want to see me. Li Bad is also very helpless, he proposed marriage so many times earlier, Widow Yang didn't agree, what's the use of regretting it now.

Next, Li Bad went to a few more houses, just like Yang Hua, when he heard that it was Li Bad, he didn't even dare to open the door. When Li Bad came to Zhang Laoer's house, he went in, because Zhang's second house was not closed yet.

Zhang Lao Er had just finished eating, smoking dry cigarettes while thinking about the 50,000 yuan bride price. The more I think about it, the more distressed I feel.

Hearing footsteps in the yard, he looked out, and was so frightened that he almost fell off the bench.

Before Zhang Lao Er could go out, Li Bad ran in.

"Huh, Zhang Er, why are you alone in the house, where is your mother-in-law?"

"My mother-in-law is in her fifties, and you won't let it go?" Zhang Lao Er wanted to cry without tears.

"What nonsense, I'm here for you. No, I'm here to find your stupid third child. Maybe I was careless and didn't completely cure your stupid third child's illness. I'm going to leave Xiaobakou Village tomorrow, so I want to completely cure the stupid third child's illness tonight, otherwise it will be difficult to have a chance in the future. Li Bad said.

"Really?" Zhang Lao Er didn't believe it a little, this turtle grandson could have such a good heart, but seeing that Li Bad said it so seriously, it didn't seem like a lie. Anyway, call the stupid third over first.

What made Li Bad feel lost was that Zhang Lao Er didn't care about him leaving Xiaobakou Village at all, he only cared about his stupid third child.

When the stupid third child came, Li Bad checked it and soon found the problem.

The reason why the stupid third child has a stupid illness is because there are three dead points blocked by sick qi, namely Baihui acupoint, Shenting, and temple. I was careless before, and I left the divine court behind.

Just because there is still sickness in the divine court, the stupid third child has been good for a while, and then he has become stupid again.

Because there was only one dead hole with sick qi, this time the treatment was very rapid.

In just a minute or two, Li Bad pulled out the sickness of the stupid old three gods. Just like yesterday, there was a dull yellow turbid breath that instantly dissipated into the air.

The eyes of the stupid third child became bright again, and Zhang Lao Er was excited.

Like yesterday, after asking more than a dozen questions in a row, the stupid third child could answer them fluently, and Zhang Lao Er believed that his son's stupid illness was cured.

But Zhang Lao Er was a little worried, "Li is bad, you won't do it again, right?"

"No, or I'll cut off my head for you. Li Bad said.

"What is this saying, stupid third child, don't hurry up and thank Li Bad. Zhang Lao Er said.

The stupid third already knew that he had a stupid disease, so he felt that he had slept a lot. He also knew that it was Li Bad who helped him cure his stupid disease, so he was naturally grateful.

Before Li Bad left, he deliberately said again, "Zhang Laoer, I will leave Xiaobakou Village tomorrow, and I will come to see you if I have time in the future." ”

But what made Li Bad disappointed was that Zhang Lao Er still didn't take it seriously.

left Zhang's second house and came to Zhang Yitang's house again. Zhang Yitang's house was closed, and Li Bad climbed over the wall to get in. Zhang Yitang had just come out of the thatched house, and when he saw Li Bad standing in the courtyard, he was so frightened that he pooped and urinated again.

"Li Bad, you start lightly, I'm going to build a house for someone tomorrow. Zhang Yitang cried and squatted on the ground with his head in his hands.

According to the past, as long as Li Bad appeared, he would be beaten.

But this time, I waited for a while, and I didn't wait for Li Bad's punches and kicks.

Li Bad just slapped him on the back a few times with his hand.

He felt a warm current, which continued to pour into his body, and it was very comfortable, but he was still worried because he didn't know what Li Bad was doing.

"Cross-eyed, live a good life in the future, stop stealing chickens and dogs. By the way, I'll show you the problem with your heart!"

He didn't tell Zhang Yitang that he was leaving Xiaobakou Village, because he knew that Zhang Yitang would be like Yang Hua and like Zhang Laoer, and he wouldn't take it seriously.

Li Bad came to Wang Dashi's house again, just like he said before, Wang Dashi can't do it, not because he put two kicks, but Wang Dashi really can't do it.

is more than thirty years old, and he has not yet given birth to a boy and half a girl, Li Bad not only took a good look at Wang Dashi's sexual function, but also cured his wife's infertility.

Of course, Wang Dashi and his wife didn't believe it. It takes time to verify that infertility has been cured. But Wang Dashi's sexual dysfunction was verified that night. This night, the bed was about to fall apart.

Under the moonlight, Li Bad's figure became longer and longer, looking very lonely. Suddenly, he turned around, faced Xiaobakou Village, and fell to his knees with a thud, "You are all my benefactors, if one day in the future, I can get ahead, I will definitely come to repay you!"

The next day, as soon as the sky was bright, Li Bad and Liu Xiangli set off, and unsurprisingly, no one came to see Li Bad off. Liu Xiangli could feel Li Bad's loss, but she didn't know how to comfort Li Bad.

What people didn't expect was that the two came to the entrance of the village, and the entrance of the village was full of people......