Stretching out his hand to take the ID card and Internet receipt handed back by the cashier, Zhang Xiang walked inside. :。

When I turned around, I heard the slogan "We are happy ......" from behind the cash register, and the sound was like a magic sound, lingering in Zhang Xiang's ears for a long time in the somewhat quiet Internet café. It's not that the cashier at the front desk turned on the volume too much, mainly because the other sounds in the Internet café were too quiet.

There isn't much sound of popping the spacebar, no video chatting at the screen for a long day, and no warm wind with the air conditioner on!

This last one is the most terrible, when passing by the cabinet air conditioner placed in the Internet café, Zhang Xiang also turned his head to look at it and confirmed that the indicator light was not on. As for the reason, he can easily think of it: the boss who slammed the door was reluctant to turn on the air conditioner when there were few people, and then the cold Internet café couldn't sit still, and no one went online......

"You deserve to lose money!" scolded in his heart, Zhang Xiang did not turn around and walked to the front right corner where there were eleven or twelve players, but ran to the left corner where no one was, found a seat and sat down, and turned on the computer.

Speaking of which, this lightning Internet café is also quite old.,In his memory, there has been this Internet café since he was in junior high school.,And then he also squandered countless weekends in middle school here.,Brush the tower with your friends and cf together.。 But until now, it is not easy to ask a few people to join him, and to stroke Demacia happily like a few children over there.

Of course, he didn't come to the Internet café today to play masturbation, otherwise he would have come over a long time ago.

Generally sitting alone away from the crowd in an Internet café is nothing more than a few situations, either I hate the smell of feet and noise in crowded places, or I think that the few tables and chairs used for computers in few places will be newer, and then I plan to do something that needs to avoid people, it may be a personal secret, it may be to pry the chassis to steal memory and CPU, of course, the most likely is to download or watch some very pornographic and violent content.

Zhang Xiang is now the last case, the system boot speed is okay, and the familiar boot screen shows that it is still the old XP that has been sentenced to death by Microsoft. Crooked nose, for Zhang Xiang, who is used to using win7 on his own computer in the dormitory, although the impact is not great, it is always a little unpleasant.

Log in to the Internet number unlock system, and then Zhang Xiang took out a thick white USB flash drive from his pocket and inserted it on the top of the chassis.

Although there must be common software such as buckles, honey chats, bee browsers and input methods in the Internet café, he is still used to directly using a USB flash drive to install his common software in it and take it away, so as to save the trouble of entering the account password one by one software every time. Especially the bee super U disk he is using now,There is a special Internet café mode,You can quickly turn the Internet café computer into your default configuration,And one-click login to common software,Except for the occasional need to be asked to enter a picture verification code because of the big change in the login IP,You don't need to move your fingers at all。

So he only needs to double-click to open the one-click start Internet café on the USB flash drive3XP shortcut, and then he sees that the wallpaper that says "Welcome to the Lightning Internet Café!Please take care of your belongings" has been replaced with his favorite backless beauty desktop, and the corresponding software icon has also changed, except for the Internet café management system's necessary off-machine, lock screen, and call network management shortcuts, all of which have been moved to a folder. The bee security housekeeper on the computer was automatically woken up to quickly scan the system environment, and then the bee input method, buckle, and honey chat, which are commonly used by default self-starting, also appeared in the lower right corner of the desktop.

Double-click to open the bee browser icon on the desktop, the account has been automatically logged in successfully and the favorites and configurations have been synchronized, Zhang Xiang opened a collection website with anticipation and a silver smile on his face. This website was shared with Professor Bai to him, and the content is updated very diligently, and some of it is of high quality.

And the correct use of the fishing net search and the bee galloping horse downloader was also taught to him by Bai Jia, through the preliminary check of the original post preview picture, and then use the galloping horse downloader to check again.

In other words, with the popularity of various retouching and beauty software in recent years, the portrait beauty that originally required more than 30 steps has become a simple four-step process of 1 importing pictures, 2 selecting styles, 3 subtle corrections, and 4 saving the film, which not only led to a great increase in the situation of netizens seeing the light and died, but also made some unscrupulous landlords see the opportunity to deliberately post some self-beautified preview pictures to increase the click to download, resulting in the situation that it looks like a flight attendant and goes down is Sister Feng.

However, these problems are not easy to happen here in Zhang Xiang, who has purchased a Galloping Horse member, although the download task he submitted is often illegal because the content in the second half is illegal, resulting in the failure to add and cannot be downloaded by the Gallember downloader, but it does not prevent him from using the Gallmer Preview video or picture content that is not illegal without revealing points.

The advantage of no one in the Internet café is that the bandwidth is very abundant, and the first download task he added was downloaded by Thunderbird in a few minutes. looked left and right, Zhang Xiang clicked to open the video playback, the conventional f forced copyright warning, the conventional actress introduced herself, everything seemed to be fine. Looking at the slender beauty who stood up and took off the bra in the player screen and covered the two points on her chest with her left forearm, Zhang Xiang squinted his eyes proudly, and at the same time moved the mouse with his right hand to the upper right corner of the fork to turn off the video, the Internet café is not a suitable place after all, and the good things still have to be brought back and enjoyed slowly......

But at this time, there was a sudden change! The shy and pretty white woman on the screen had just removed her arm that was blocking the key part, but she was gone! The video screen suddenly turned into a curly-tailed dog with brown and yellow fur barking at the camera!

If you have more than 10 points of famous dog appreciation skills, you can still recognize this dog as the so-called Akita Inu, a national treasure of the island country, a valuable hunting dog.

"What the hell?" Zhang Xiang was startled by the sudden sound of a dog barking from inside the headphones.

Of course, although this kind of dog claims to be a bear hound with amazing combat effectiveness, after all, the deterrent power of simply barking through the screen is still a little small, so Zhang Xiang just reacted subconsciously after scolding, and there was no panic in the ghost animal material to retreat away from the table and turn over the chair, or punch the cup and washer that pierced the screen.

"What's going on with this horseman?" Zhang Xiang frowned and dragged the progress bar a few times to quickly check the content behind, and then his eyebrows furrowed even tighter, there is no doubt that the content of the next hour or so is all the footage of the dog barking at the camera.

"Hehe," realizing that he had been mischievous, he laughed angrily, and simply went back to look at the dog when it first appeared, and after watching it for a few minutes, he found something abnormal: the more he looked at the dog's face, the stranger it felt, and it faintly felt very anthropomorphic, it felt like a human face, and it was an old man's face.

Paused the screenshot, used the fishing net image search, and saw the result of the picture recognition Zhang Xiang couldn't help laughing: "The groove turned out to be the old dog of Shintaro Ishihara!"

The far-right politician Ishihara has "soared in popularity" among mainland netizens in recent years because of his disgusting remarks, and together with former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and the imperial maid Shichichi Kato Taka, there are several men from island countries who have a very high reputation on the mainland.

Most of the results of the image search are screenshots of similar faces and dogs, and a few are photos of Ishihara suits and leather shoes with white hair. The two are put together and compared to look more and more similar.,Obviously, someone used software such as PS to convert Ishihara's face image to the dog's head.,And he specially made his breed into an Akita dog with island characteristics.。

Zhang Xiang casually clicked on a screenshot of a dog's face, and sure enough, he saw it in the original webpage that opened, and the landlord over there seemed to have a similar experience to him, and the other party also downloaded an island country Ivy today, but it was normal when he was wearing clothes in front, and as soon as he took off his clothes, he became Ishihara's dog barking. And in the following thread, there are also many people who complain that they have also gone down to Ishihara dog.

"It's interesting now!" Zhang Xiang's eyes narrowed, the video downloaded by that buddy was not the same as the one he downloaded just now, and he downloaded it in the legendary 1024, it seems that there is a big mystery behind this matter!

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiang found Professor Bai in Honeychat Friends, sent him a picture of Ishihara's dog, and soon received Bai Jia's reply: "Ha, have you also been tricked?"

"It's not nonsense! You gave me the URL!"

"[Star Eye] This hacker is so powerful! Many people in the **** groups I added have been recruited! The more famous and beautiful the woman is, the easier it is to be recruited, and now download the flight attendant, Lan Lan, these famous films have basically become the stone original version!"

"Hiss!" Seeing Bai Jia's reply, Zhang Xiang couldn't help but take a breath, it should be easy to simply modify one or two "new films", and it would be good to upload and publish the normal tablets, but the professor said that the stewardess's previous films have been changed to the original version of the stone, and the workload is too great!

"Professor, you think it can't be the state [GI] who did it?"

"Fart", Bai Jia on the other side first replied with a word to deny Zhang Xiang's speculation, and then sent a sentence: "Even if you really want to ban Aiwei, you won't use this method, and now it's too late for the country to cover it up on the Internet! ”

Lao Ka refers to the former Libyan leader Gaddafi, who was just overthrown and killed last year, and this gentleman's various maverick remarks and actions have also created a lot of news and topics, but now they have returned to dust, and the figure of the times has become the first person in the post-80s, Jin Sanfat.

"Three fat" is the nickname given by domestic netizens to Kim Jong-un, the young and old-fashioned foreign leader of the post-80s generation after he took office last year, he gained a lot of popularity on the Internet, he attended the meeting, inspected the cannery's official photos were turned into a variety of funny pictures by netizens on the Internet, especially with a three fat applause "proper" is the most popular.

Zhang Xiang: "Visually Ishihara Dog is also going to join the emoji package." ”

"[Properly], of course![Picture][Picture][Picture]......"

Because Thunderbird is still downloading at high speed, these pictures open very slowly, but judging from the first two pictures, they should be dog-faced pictures, Zhang Xiang replied: "Ha, I really didn't notice that there are so many expressions in the video!"

Bai Jia's reply was quickly delivered: "Lao Zhang, you go and brush the xx forum, it is basically swiped by dog face pictures, many people are posting pictures, this hacker is really [powerful], how many expressions did he give Ishihara?"

"The throne of the triumvirate of Asian expressions is estimated to be hanging ......"

"Drop!" The second video download task is completed, Zhang Xiang clicked to open and directly dragged the progress bar slider to the middle, and sure enough, he still saw the dog just now, but the background was changed to the beach, and his expression changed slightly.

The rest of the other torrents basically don't need to be downloaded.,If you're interested in Ishihara Dog, go directly to download the emoji.,Downloading the video is a waste of time.,Zhang Xiang closed the Thunderbird download software,Switch to the browser interface,Refresh the page,Sure enough,Just like Professor Bai said, the screen is full of "dogs"......

Some people say that the netizens who often go to the h network are the most harmonious, happy, friendly and polite in the world, they don't grab the sofa and don't have a water expression, they are not afraid of melamine, they are not worried about the rise in housing prices, they love and respect the landlord, and often put "the landlord is a good person and a safe life" on his lips.

But what happened today undoubtedly provoked the **** who have always been "indisputable", and you can see all kinds of words and sentences on the screen, such as, I provoke, and it's very cute, it seems that everyone is actually "a tiger in their hearts", but they usually don't want to show it here.

In the place where Zhang Xiang didn't see it, because keywords such as "Ishihara dog" and "dogface video" have quickly climbed onto the hot search lists of several major search engines on the same day, more and more people are also driven by curiosity to join the upsurge of download verification, exclamation and scolding, and denunciation and controversy, pushing the 222 dogface incident to a new round of peaks.

Countless netizens were depressed to find that the 32TB seeds in their collection, either because of the age, there was not much progress for half a day, or it was very fast, but all the videos that came down were dog faces, and many people stopped the download task in frustration and even deleted the torrents, and then at night they were surprised to find that the network is so smooth today! Mobile phone users please visit http://m.piaotian.net