"I'm cǎo!"

Fang Shaoyang suddenly had a nameless fire in his heart, and he looked around.

"Boy, what are you looking at?" the lewd man asked sharply.

"Go to Nima, Lao Tzu is looking for a hammer!"

Fang Shaoyang stared at the lewd man playfully, and then said: "Forget it, grandpa went out in a hurry tonight, and he forgot to bring a hammer, Lao Tzu's fist, make do with it!"

Seeing Fang Shaoyang suddenly raise his fist, the lewd man was startled, and hurriedly stepped back, pulling his gorgeous dress and shouting: "I'm a VIP, you... You're so rude! How dare you hit me?"

"Hehe, I forgot to tell you, the Chinese nation is a country of etiquette, but this kind of etiquette is only for people, not for beasts!"

As soon as the words fell, Fang Shaoyang followed a series of steps, and he had already come to the lewd man, without saying a word, he was ready to smash it with a fist according to the pig's face.

"Ouch..."

The lewd man was frightened and only cared about stepping back, but he didn't notice that there was a glass dining table more than two meters high behind his heels.

Bang dang!

The lewd man was unstable, and he fell directly into it, and the fragile bridge of his nose and the hard glass table legs came into close contact.

The grandson immediately covered his nose and called Yamei Butterfly... Ami Butterfly... Calling out, two lines of nosebleeds flowed down the nostrils.

I don't know if it's cool or painful with the call.

"You actually hit someone?"

The tall Japanese man suddenly said angrily.

"Damn! This is broad daylight, even if there is no sun, there are light bulbs!"

Fang Shaoyang was indignant, as if he had been wronged and the bow girl the other party's cousin, and said innocently: "That eye of yours saw me beating someone? I just felt that the blood in my wrist was a little uncirculating, so I waved it twice, I didn't expect you, an SB friend, to see Lao Tzu's strong biceps, so excited, I couldn't help but drill under the table directly, what does it have to do with me..."

"You!"

The tall Japanese man was suddenly speechless, Fang Shaoyang really didn't touch his companion just now.

He had no choice but to quickly help his companion up, but fortunately it was nothing serious, but the dress was stained with a little nosebleed, so he had to take it off.

"Okay, isn't it just a little nosebleed? Do you need to scream all the time? Is it really a beast?"

Fang Shaoyang glanced at the two of them, and said with a straight face: "It's really a beast when you take off your clothes, and you are a well-dressed beast when you wear clothes!" To be honest, standing on the land of Lao Tzu Huaxia people, you don't have to go through your brain to speak?

"You are still a distinguished guest, you are a big man!"

"The Yamato nation is the most inferior nation, and even our 56 nationalities have not entered. ”

Fang Shaoyang said nonchalantly, and then pointed to the two of them and said: "Look at your despicable Yamato nation, from the foreign flattery, there is also a mouthful of our Western medicine, is it not ashamed? Modern Western medicine was invented in Europe, not your Japanese, you don't even have the culture of your own nation, and you dare to say that you are a great nation?"

"We have our own culture, and our Yamato national culture has a long history. ”

The tall Japanese man retorted angrily.

Fang Shaoyang waved his hand and said: "Hey, this is our Chinese culture for a long time, not the culture of your small and ethnic group, you small and ethnic group have learned our Chinese culture, and then before you have learned it completely, it seems that it is regarded as the culture of your own nation, which is really sad." ”

"Well said!"

For a while, the Chinese who were watching applauded Fang Shaoyang.

"And you, just now you all bowed your heads, and now you know that you applaud? What a shame on the face and backbone of the Chinese!"

Fang Shaoyang turned around and pointed at a group of applauding guys and scolded.

Suddenly, these people lowered their heads, feeling a little ashamed.

"Do you dare to compete with us? ”

The lewd man pointed at Fang Shaoyang and asked with a pale face.

Fang Shaoyang was surprised: "Oh, if you want to die, you don't have to choose such a tragic way to die, right?" Okay, since you want me to humiliate you, then I will fulfill your little wish, how can I compare it?"

"We write down each other's own physical problems, and then check each other's bodies to see who is right, and if we lose, we must admit that the other party's medicine is great!"

The lewd man said.

"Check the body? I prefer to check with you women of the small and ethnic groups, Yamei Butterfly~Yamei Butterfly~" Fang Shaoyang said with a smile.

"Do you dare!" The two Japanese also learned to be obedient, knowing that arguing with Fang Shaoyang was a loss, so they didn't talk to Fang Shaoyang quickly.

"Okay, then write it. Fang Shaoyang said with a confident expression.

Xiao Nippon took two pieces of paper and handed one to Fang Shaoyang, and then wrote on the table, Fang Shaoyang also wrote something on the paper, and then folded the paper and put it on the table.

"Who's going to check first?" asked the lewd man.

Fang Shaoyang stared at him and smiled: "I'll check you first, you have a lot of problems." ”

"Good!" The lewd man was also very confident, and stretched out his arm.

"What are you doing?" asked Fang Shaoyang.

"Check, isn't Chinese medicine to call the pulse?" said the lewd man in surprise.

"No, I don't. ”

Fang Shaoyang waved his hand very unsittingly, looked at the lewd man strangely and said, "You have kidney deficiency." ”

"You're talking nonsense, I didn't!" the lewd man blushed and quibbled.

Fang Shaoyang said unhurriedly: "Don't you still say no? Don't you feel that you have a sore back every time you finish sex?"

"I—I have back pain, but it's not kidney deficiency!"

The lewd man hurriedly argued.

"That is kidney deficiency and lack of yang energy. Fang Shaoyang interrupted him and said.

"Me!"

Without waiting for Little Japan to speak again, Fang Shaoyang said directly: "You are still constipated." ”

The lewd man suddenly became even more embarrassed, he really wrote about these. There is nothing wrong with his body, but there are some minor problems, such as this small problem, as long as he doesn't say anything in the hospital, the doctor can't check it out at all.

He was sure of this, so he wanted to use this method to Yin Fang Shaoyang, but what he never expected was that Fang Shaoyang would say it one by one.

"How about it? The miracle doctor of the Xiaohe nation, you can check on me. Fang Shaoyang said with a smile.

The lewd man's face was cloudy, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll check yours!"

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