Chapter 66: Magical Claws
"He'll kill us!" Zhou Shutong was extremely nervous.
"He's going to beat you up at most. ”
Zhou Shutong and Feng Wushuang both ran to the window and door and locked them tightly.
I saw Jin Ping and his two companions, Bu Si and Jia Ren, knocking on the window outside.
Shutong leaned on Feng Wu and calmed down a little, he said to the girl: "I think we are safe now, even if we can't go out, they can't do anything?"
"I hope you're right. ”
At this time, a gust of wind blew, and there was a "bang", and the back door opened a small gap.
"The back door forgot to lock, damn it. There was a panic on Shutong's face, and he hurriedly ran over like a rocket.
At the moment when he grabbed the back door, a hand reached over and held the edge of the door, no matter how much Zhou Shutong dragged it, the door was like Mount Tai and did not move at all.
Jin Ping walked in with a weird smile, and when he saw the arm as thick as a big tree, Zhou Shutong suddenly felt hopeless, and thought: It's okay to let him beat him, just don't smash the things at home, it's not good to wait for his parents to come back, it's not good.
"Brother Jin, since you're here, let's sit down together, my little family only has a small party. Zhou Shutong said slowly.
Who knew that Jin Ping didn't speak, and walked towards Feng Wu with a fierce face.
almost knocked Zhou Shutong down, and when his body as hard as a stone hit Zhou Shutong, he was like a fallen leaf in the wind, flying far away all at once. Unconsciously cried out of his mouth: "Damn, it hurts so much." ”
Feng Wu was speechless, and he was a little confused when he saw this big man who could fit himself. God knows what he's going to do.
At this time, Youruo jumped between the two and said, "Jinping, don't make trouble, I'm for your good, the police station has your criminal record." ”
Feng Wu secretly sighed to himself, he didn't want to make trouble, but now he was reduced to asking a woman to protect him.
"Yes, yes, yes, it's nothing, it was just a freshman joke just now, are you still friends?" Zhou Shutong played a round field.
Jin Ping still didn't say a word, he only touched his face with his hand, and then grabbed a decorative vase in the living room of Shutong's house.
"No!" Shutong shouted, "Alas, put it down, this is from my aunt." Very expensive. ”
With a "bang", Jinping smashed the vase to the ground, and the vase instantly became shattered. There were slags all over the ground, and Feng Xiaoyue screamed and covered her mouth.
At this time, Jinping's face showed excitement, as if he had found something interesting. He picked up another glass of drink on the table.
Feng Wu and Zhou Shutong kept making no-no-no gestures.
Bu Si and Jia Ren also walked in, and when they saw their boss throwing things, they also fell up.
Feng Wu and Zhou Shutong stood on the left side of the table, and Jin Ping, Bu Si, and Jia Ren stood on the right side of the table.
Jin Ping and the three of them took the drinks on the table and smashed them on Feng Wu and Zhou Shutong, so the two had to squat down and hold their heads to dodge.
After a crackling sound, the walls of Zhou Shutong's house were colorful and everything.
As if it had been painted by a bear child, the mango juice, watermelon juice, strawberry juice, and bayberry juice were mixed together, and the colors were gorgeous.
A plum is fixed on it, the flesh bursts open, splattering on all sides, and the red flowers splashed out are a bit decadent and lazy, and a postmodernist style jumps onto the wall.
Jin Ping sniffled at this time, scratching around on the table. Bu Si and Jia Ren did the same.
"You're on drugs again?" asked Youruo.
Seeing this situation, Feng Wu had already guessed seven or eight points. Zhou Shutong was even more frightened when he heard that Jinping had taken drugs. He thought to himself: This drug addict is not rational, the things at home are smashed, and the damage to these friends is a big thing. You'll have to jump out of here.
So, Zhou Shutong pushed Feng Wu and pointed to the second floor, meaning to let him go to the second floor first.
He glanced at Song Sini again, meaning to let them go through the front door and attract firepower by themselves.
Immediately, Feng Wu and Zhou Shutong stood up and were about to run to the second floor.
At this time, Feng Wu didn't know where to find a microwave oven.
When it was lifted up, it was smashed out, and with a "bang", the microwave sank into the wall, and the postmodern painting was destroyed. White smoke came out, and Jinping still sniffled.
"Run. Zhou Shutong and Feng Wu had already run to the second floor and entered Zhou Shutong's room. I saw that the house was very messy, with a lot of posters on the walls, and all kinds of Star Wars toys everywhere.
It's just that there is a portrait of Song Sini on the roof of the shed, the painting is very pure, it seems that it should have been taken when she was a freshman in high school, she was holding a cluster of wild flowers in her hand, smiling innocently and lively.
"Brother Feng, you need a weapon. ”
"Oh, yes, I need a weapon. ”
Feng Wu relieved his taste for a long time: "I think both of us need weapons." ”
"Look at my hemp pole figure, it's also for nothing, it's up to you, Brother Feng. ”
Shutong gave a Jedi knight's laser stick to Feng Wu and put it in the cabinet.
"Bai is so tall. Feng Wu complained and then hid at the door and ambushed.
At this time, Jin Ping rushed up, and as soon as he opened the door, Feng Wu put the laser rod on his erection neck.
"Don't move. Feng Wu turned on the laser rod as he spoke, and the laser rod suddenly lit up.
"There is a third type of element, carbon dioxide love press, just if I press the button, you will be corroded by the third type element, you know? haha" Feng Wu had also seen Star Wars, and he also knew a little about this laser wand, so he said it casually.
There was no expression on Jin Ping's face, he took a step inside, Feng Wuye followed, and the laser rod still touched his neck.
Suddenly, Jinping came across a skeleton shelf.
"Aha......" Jin Ping suddenly smiled weirdly, as if he had won some treasure. A tore off skeleton's claws danced in the air.
Feng Wu looked at the posture and suddenly thought of Jay Chou's nunchucks.
Although there is still a laser rod on his neck, Jin Ping was not disturbed at all, only to see him throw his claws in front of him for a while, and then get behind him, which can be described as a tiger and a tiger, and extremely flexible.
Feng Wu said secretly in his heart: According to this posture, the Spring Festival Gala will definitely be no problem.
Just as he was admiring Jin's juggling, Jin Ping grabbed a hand and turned on the laser stick, and twitched Feng Wu's body three times in a row.
Feng Wu was pumped "snort", the skeleton claws were very slender and sharp, although they didn't break Feng Wu's clothes, but the piercing pain still made Feng Wu scream again and again, he said in his heart: Damn, sneak attack Lao Tzu, what kind of hero, look at me carefully, can you still beat me?
At this time, Jinping "hit...... ......" screamed twice, and he threw out a few more claws from his two skull claws like Bruce Lee's upper body.
He tucked one paw under his armpit and the other was spinning.