【Chapter 369】 The One-Legged Ghost King

The owl was also extremely curious: "Xiaotian, this seat must be a strange man in the wind of the jade tree, right?"

Yan Xiaotian was stunned again, and held back for a long time before he said, "Master, you ...... You never said you were a man or a woman. ”

"Ahem...... the owl coughed and exclaimed: "Xiaotian, use more eyes and brains, do you still need to say whether it is a man or a woman?"

"This ......" Xiao Tian silently lowered his head and said: "Master, you are dressed in a red robe all year round, with black hair and a shawl, your skin is like clotted fat, your face is like a crown of jade, your voice is light and melodious, and your fairy voice is like a fairy voice. In vain, I really don't dare to speculate. ”

"Speculation?" said the owl to his feet, "Oh my God, you have disappointed this seat too much." You look at your chest, and then you look at the chest of Master Ji. Ah, is there a difference between a man and a woman, isn't it obvious at a glance?"

Yan Xiaotian's figure is slightly inferior to auspicious, but the feminine features on his chest are also very obvious, and his ears suddenly turned red when he heard the words......

Lu Zheng snorted and said, "That's not necessarily, what if you are a flat-chested woman?"

Ji Xiang smiled evilly: "It can't be that it's neither a man nor a woman......"

The owl jumped to his feet and said, "Fart, fart! nonsense, nonsense." This seat must be a peerless man with pear blossoms pressing begonias. Do not want to slander this throne. ”

The origin of Lao Huo is indeed a mystery, a mystery that even its closest disciples cannot unravel. It seems that we can only hope for a miracle to happen and the old fire completely restored, otherwise the truth will never be known.

Of course, now is not the time. Lu Zheng said: "Don't laugh." Is everything arranged?"

The fat monk Wang Zhu Demon arched his hand and said: "The small rough ghost path technique." Be 90% sure. ”

"That's good. Lu Zheng glanced at the big-headed ghost on the ground and said, "Incense eater? Could it be that the little ghost who specializes in incense as food in folklore?"

"Not bad. Wang Zhumo was ashamed and said: "The small ones were affected by the catastrophe, and their skills were lost ninety percent. Now. It can only be used by the most crude imps. But this little ghost also has a benefit, it doesn't need spiritual power, just incense to survive. ”

Embarrassed by the honorable lord, Yan Xiaotian's face was also gloomy, and he said with a little coldness in his eyes: "This kind of little ghost is useless, it's useless to keep it......"

Before he finished speaking, the little ghost on the ground jumped three feet high in fright. Turning around on the spot, he knocked his head on the ground, and begged for mercy: "Immortals." Spare your life!"

The fat monk said: "This incense eater was caught by me in a broken temple in a small mountain village, and he really hasn't done any great evil. ”

"Immortal Kaig. The incense eater kowtowed, snorted and cried, and said miserably: "When I was young, I was just celebrating the New Year's holiday." Go out and enjoy the incense. Never harmed. ”

The owl said gloomily: "If you dare to say a lie, hehe, this seat makes you not even smell a fart." ”

The incense eater trembled, his expression was miserable, tears flashed in his big watery eyes, and he twisted and pinched: "The little one should be damned, the little one is scared to death." ”

"Just you?" said the owl scoffing, "You bear look, and you scared people to death?"

The incense eater cried, "O conscience of heaven and earth! Little one I just smoked some incense. As soon as I went out, I saw an old lady falling down the corridor. I looked at the old lady as young as she was old, and I couldn't bear it. Only...... So he had the courage to lift her up. But, who knows that she doesn't know what's going on, so she looks at the little one......"

"And then?"

"Then she had a heart attack. ”

"And later?"

"Later, on the Midyear Festival, I went to her house to eat incense, and I saw her photo......"

"Bah!" exclaimed the owl, "you are so bold that you dare to help an old lady?"

"Shangxian spares his life!" "The incense eater kowtowed like pounding garlic and said, "Shangxian, you have pity on the poor little one." The small one is from the heart of a harmless person. Little me...... When I was a child, I also threw my head and spilled blood, carried a gun to kill the enemy, and blew up a bunker......"

"Wait a minute!" Lu Zheng frowned and said, "Have you participated in the Anti-Japanese War?" The pseudo-Dongying dialogue of the owl of the incense eater just now did show that it had at least seen the Dongying people.

"I can't remember the little ones. The incense eater kowtowed and said, "Since he died, the little one has been muddy, and he has been wandering around by incense for some reason." Later, it was accepted, and the things of the previous life were chaotic. ”

Lu Zheng's expression was solemn, now that the six reincarnations operate automatically with human karma, the wandering spirits and wild ghosts in the world have long been uncontrolled, and now that science and technology are prospering, the population is exploding, and the rumors of ghosts are becoming less and less.

This incense eater doesn't seem to be of much use, but Lu Zheng is now a god who enjoys incense, and if this little ghost is supplemented by incense, he will definitely gradually become stronger.

It's better to arrange it in the Dragon King Temple in Qingjiang and be a little ghost guarding the temple. With him, the incense is endless, and it may have the opportunity to become a generation of ghost kings.

In this way, whether it is the power of the yang world or the underworld, he has a power that he can directly control.

The incense eater cautiously glanced up at Lu Zheng, and suddenly knelt down and kowtowed: "The little ones have nowhere to go, please be merciful to the immortals and take in the little ones." ”

Jixiang's face was unbearable, although it was a little ghost, it was also a smart creature, and it looked quite clever.

The incense eater seemed to be aware of the auspicious look, and pounced forward, hugged her thighs and said: "Although the small one has low mana, he is diligent in his hands and feet, and the small one can wipe the glass, sweep the floor, water the flowers, fertilize the grass, and fan the immortals...... You can also look after the home nursing home. ”

Qi Fu can make the Yin soldiers, but Lu Zheng doesn't know anything about the way of the Yin Ghost. This incense eater feeds on the power of incense, but it has some promising future.

The incense eater saw that Lu Zheng seemed to be moving, jumped up violently, looked around, and saw that there was a tree branch on the side of the bamboo pavilion, and hurriedly copied it, jumped on one leg and waved the branch, and swept the fallen leaves on the stone steps hard, and said flatteringly: "Shangxian please see, the small sweeping posture is more professional, although there is a leg missing, but it is not in the way at all, but the single leg also has the benefit of one leg, you see, the footprints are obviously missing a line......"

"Shangxian, look again. After the incense eater finished sweeping the ground, he lay on the ground and blew violently, nodded and said, "After the small one is swept, it will blow it to ensure that it is spotless......

A circle of people were speechless.

Seeing that no one nodded, the incense eater was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and finally simply landed on the ground with three paws, running all over the ground, and shouted very rhythmically in his mouth: "Wangwang, Wangwang......"

Well, this guy has gone crazy in order to beg for **, and he will do everything.

Lu Zheng looked at this living treasure with a painful face, just this virtue, the one-legged ghost king, how do you feel that it is not reliable at all......

Ji Xiang smiled, like a peach blossom blooming. The incense eater swooped over, squatted in front of Jixiang, and spit out his long tongue and panted like a puppy.

Jixiang covered his mouth, and the smiling flower branch trembled: "Let's just keep it, it's really good to use it to amuse when you're depressed." ”

The incense eater was very clever, and immediately squatted in front of Xiao Yue, and said flatteringly: "Thank you Madame, thank you Madame, thank you Madame, you are really beautiful." There is ash on the shoes, how can you bear this, come, the little one will blow the ...... for you" (To be continued.) )