392. Routines and anti-routines
I have to say that Wang Yao's face at this time looked like something big was about to happen. He has seen so many customs abroad, and he still doesn't know what it means for a woman to ask a man to take a bath?
"Actually, I don't need to wash it, I'm very clean now, anyway, you can't wait, why don't we try the quality of the bed first, and then wash it when we're done." Wang Yao said tentatively, if he said this as usual, Li Yanran would come over with a pair of scissors.
But today's Li Yanran just shook her head lightly, and said very unhappily: "Don't, it smells so good, you can go take a bath first." ”
The tenderness revealed by the rare iceberg made every man can't help but squirt blood.
Before, Li Yanran's father also told Wang Yao that now they don't have to worry about food or clothing, which is completely different from their era. Anyway, the conditions allow, give birth to a grandson early and give him a hug.
At that time, Wang Yao told Li Yanran and her father that he and Li Yanran were not really married.
The poor old man did smile very much, as if Lao Tzu had not walked any way, and said: "Young people are like this, Yanran's child has a bit of a stubborn temper, but if the raw rice is cooked and cooked, no matter how stubborn her temper is, it is useless." ”
Hearing Li Yanran's special words, Wang Yao was scorched by thunder. Is this still my own father? No, this should be my own father, but my own father!
Thinking of this, Wang Yao felt very energetic, rushed directly to the bathroom, and took a shower after dividing five by two. As the saying goes, a man can take a shower faster than a woman can undress, and sure enough, Wang Yao finished taking a shower in less than five minutes.
While he was taking a bath, Wang Yao kept hearing the sound of walking around outside, it was Li Yanran's beautiful girl. Thinking of Li Yanran's slender legs and arrogant posture, Wang Yao couldn't control his brother who was about to get angry.
Unexpectedly, she was in such a hurry.
Wang Yao hurriedly put on his clothes and prepared to go out.
He could open the bathroom door, and he noticed that something was wrong. The door was locked!
"Yanran, open the door quickly, your husband is in a hurry inside. Wang Yao knew that it was most likely Li Yanran who locked herself inside.
"Oh, how did you lock yourself in there? You're so stupid, I'm going to help you find the key, but I don't know when I'll find it. Li Yanran looked like she wanted to help Wang Yao, but the words she said were very different.
Nani.
"You underestimate your husband too much, do you think I can't even hear such words!" Wang Yao said in the bathroom: "If you don't let me out, I'll yell and scream, anyway, your father is outside, if he hears you lock me in the door, you can weigh the consequences yourself." ”
Hearing Wang Yao's threatening words, Li Yanran was even more disdainful: "You have the ability to call me, let my father know that you are a big man taking a bath and locking yourself in the bathroom, are you stupid?"
Your sister, when did this woman learn the routine?
"Okay, you won't let me out, will you?" Wang Yao was a little unhappy, and said with a dull face.
"I've said it all, it's not that I don't want to let you out, I'm already looking for the key for you. As for when I'll find the key, it's not something I can say for sure. Li Yanran stood outside the door and waved her long legs, and the iceberg female president looked quite cute at this time.
"Until I find the key, I must protect myself and don't go hungry. If you are really hungry, there is a faucet in the bathroom, and drinking a little water is better than being hungry. ”
"Also, pay attention to ventilation, although the window in the bathroom can't be opened, there is a ventilation fan, don't be rescued by the time you are already stinky. ”
Li Yanran said as she endured so that she didn't laugh out loud.
Your brother-in-law's deliberately tricked me.
Wang Yao said helplessly: "Li Yanran, you have gone too far by doing this, are you sure you won't release me? If I come out by myself, you have to weigh the consequences!"
"I don't even know what you're talking about, heck, I can't use the bathroom these days, I guess I'll have to go out for a few days. Li Yanran said casually.
"I see your ass is itching, if you let me come out on my own, I won't be able to swell your ass. No, it's too easy to swell your ass. Your dad said that even if he gave birth to ten or eight, he would help bring it, and the goal for tonight should be at least five. ”
"Hmph, if you still want to touch me, then you have to come out of here first. Li Yanran turned her head casually and prepared to leave, she had planned clearly before she started, the bathroom window was sealed by her, and the door was locked. And the security level of the bathroom door in Li Yanran's house is also very high, and ordinary people can't break it at all.
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt like I had pulled back a game, and happily went back to my room to get ready for bed.
"Of course, you can also use your mobile phone to chat with me to relieve your lonely life in the bathroom, but I have to charge for chatting, a hundred yuan a word. ”
Nima, it's dark. Then I'll talk to her about it, if it's a little longer, it might be higher than my salary.
Lying on the bed, Li Yanran felt extremely relaxed, the pair of slender long legs swayed up and down, and she was in a good mood and even put on headphones to listen to music.
After nearly five minutes, Li Yanran felt very strange. He wore headphones and didn't hear Wang Yao's ghost crying wolf in the bathroom, and there was no message from Wang Yao on his mobile phone, could it be that this guy has been suffocated in there?
Wrong!
Li Yanran shook her head suddenly, she couldn't waver in any way. Wang Yao, that bastard has a lot of means!
Immediately afterwards, Li Yanran put on headphones and prepared to listen to the song. But at this moment, she suddenly felt strange in the room, as if there were other people besides herself.
Li Yanran was taken aback because she felt the gasp of another person. Inexplicably, that fear made her creepy, and she even felt that it would be good if Wang Yao was here now.
But it's too late to say anything, and you should be able to feel yourself close to that gasp.
"What are you. Li Yanran also let go and shouted directly.
But the moment she screamed, the other party had already covered her mouth. Li Yanran's eyes widened in horror, her legs and feet kept struggling, and after struggling for a while, she suddenly stopped and looked at the guy in front of her.
It's Wang Yao! It's him, how did he come out?
He had just returned to his room, and he had already come out?
"Wang Yao, you let go of me. Li Yanran struggled twice, extremely uncomfortable.
"Let go of you, what are you doing? Do you want to sit up and move by yourself?" Wang Yao hugged Li Yanran and smiled.
"How do you sit up and move by yourself?" Li Yanran didn't understand what Wang Yao was saying at all, he felt that his whole body was uncomfortable, and after struggling twice, he found that Wang Yao's hand actually touched his body, and it was a sensitive position.
Li Yanran's whole nerves tensed, and she reached out and touched it on the bed.
"Don't look for it, do you think you can still find scissors when I don't want you to use them?" Wang Yao asked with a disdainful expression.
Hearing Wang Yao's words, Li Yanran was directly dumbfounded.
"How did you get out?" asked Li Yanran with a look of disbelief.
"Just your little bit of caution to lock me up? Let me tell you the truth, even the top prison for criminals in the United States, Lao Tzu comes and goes freely. The highest level of their study of the prison is that no one but me can get out. "As for why Wang Yao is excepted, it's because Wang Yao has been separated by them.
"Then you let go of me, I, I still have the official thing to do, I remember that I seem to have an email that I haven't received yet. Li Yanran was a little nervous, because Wang Yao had told her before that if she came out, she would have to have ten or eight with him.
"Let go of you, okay, let go of you now. Wang Yao pushed Li Yanran down on the bed, and then his body pressed against her.
Li Yanran was in a cold sweat all over her body, he didn't know what this bastard was going to do, her heart was still the same resistance as before. But his strength is too small compared to Wang Yao, and if he doesn't resist, some of the clothes on his body will fall off.
"Wang Yao, if you mess around like this again, I will have to fight with you. Li Yanran thumped Wang Yao and said.
"Desperately, desperately, come on, you desperately kill me, torture me to your heart's content!" Wang Yao laughed.
"You, you bastard, are you still here?" Li Yanran didn't expect that what he said when he locked Wang Yao in it would come out and fulfill it.