Chapter 1 Born with teeth
I was born with a mouth full of teeth, and I was very fierce.
The goddess said it was a ghost tooth, and she said I was a dirty thing.
Parents in the city were scared. I was so bad that I was sent to my grandfather's house in the village, and I was not allowed to go to school.
In fact, it is not uncommon for teeth to erupt, it is an atavistic phenomenon, no different from wisdom teeth.
Now medicine has long since explained.
However, my parents didn't believe me, so they had to send me away, and I was lonely and miserable with my grandfather.
Grandpa is actually a poor man.
Don't look at his many sons, he is rich, and his prestige in the village is high, but in fact, he is a poor little old man.
Because for as long as I can remember, he has been wearing a shroud and sleeping in a coffin at night.
No one knows about this.
Because, the shroud is worn in the innermost, and he doesn't let people disturb him when he sleeps at night.
Come to think of it, he didn't want people to know that he was afraid of death.
Wearing a shroud and sleeping in a coffin every day, isn't it afraid of death?
Originally, he hid these two things very well, and no one could find out at all.
I can't either.
Don't look at it, I am his most beloved grandson, but he hides this from me the hardest.
He didn't let me into his house at all, and even if he approached, he would be severely reprimanded.
However, in the end, let me find out.
The first must be that I'm smart, and the second is because my grandfather comes to see me every night, wearing a shroud.
The time was particularly punctual, twelve o'clock in the evening.
I sleep lightly, and I wake up with a single movement.
The first time he came to see me, I found out.
At that time, I didn't know what a shroud was, but I thought it was funny for my grandfather to wear a satin dress with a lot of round flatbread on it.
I asked him with a giggle.
However, he didn't look at me, just looked at me.
But his eyes were white and there was nothing.
After all, I was young, a little scared, and I didn't dare to speak.
Fortunately, he looked at it for a while and then turned and left.
He walked with his feet on his feet, and his ass was still twisting and twisting, like a woman.
The next day, I asked my grandfather why he came to see me in the middle of the night and didn't speak, because he had nocturnal wandering syndrome.
If you really get it, you can find the blind third child, he is a fairy, can interpret dreams, and can tell hexagrams.
I've heard him talk about this disease, just drink some rune water.
I also cared about my grandfather, but after he heard it, his face changed and he scolded: "Nonsense!"
"Not, really. ”
I'm not convinced.
The blind third is really a fairy.
Besides.
I saw it with my own eyes, so why should I say I'm.
Grandpa was angry and raised his hand to whip me.
He is a capable person in ten miles and eight towns, respects everyone, has a hard temper, and beats when he says.
If it weren't for the second uncle to stop me, my ass would have to bloom.
But I'm not easy to mess with, and my temper is also bullish, so I bumped into my grandfather a few words, and ran away, and he couldn't catch up with me anyway.
And, I already have an idea in my mind.
When grandpa comes back in the evening, I will leave evidence and leave grandpa speechless.
The next night, I was almost excited and didn't sleep, the cat was in the bed, waiting for my grandfather to come.
At twelve o'clock, Grandpa came on time.
He was still twisting his buttocks, wearing a shroud, and his eyes were still white.
He walked to the bed, just stared at me, and didn't speak.
I took out the scissors I had prepared and cut off a corner of my shroud.
Originally, I wanted to cut a little, but the scissors were not very good at playing, and I was nervous, so I cut off a large piece at once, revealing the meat.
After cutting, I secretly held it in my hand, and I was very excited.
Grandpa has nothing to say this time, right?
I know that he doesn't look down on the blind three, but the blind three are good, often tell me stories, and have a lot of means.
I've seen him breathe fire out of his mouth.
Grandpa tilted his head, glanced at the torn shroud, and turned to leave.
I was curious, so I followed my grandfather.
At that time, it was also angry.
Didn't you let me in?
I'm just going to go in and see what you're hiding in your old man's house, and I won't even let my grandson, who hurts me the most.
Grandpa went all the way back, and I followed me into the house smoothly.
The room was lit with white candles, and it was dark.
Still, I saw the coffin on the kang at a glance.
The coffin was pitch black, not too big, not thick, just small enough to sleep a person.
It's not the same as what the blind third described.
He said that the coffin was very large, with a coffin on the outside and a coffin on the inside.
Grandpa seemed to be familiar with the road, and as soon as he turned over, he entered the coffin.
In the coffin, he put his hands on his chest and closed his eyes peacefully, and after a while, there was a slight snoring sound, thinking that he was sleeping.
I found it boring and wanted to go back to sleep.
But, just about to leave.
Grandpa climbed out again.
He landed on all fours, and with a whoosh, he sprang out, faster than the lame dog of the three blind men.
I wanted to chase it out, but I was too young to catch up.
I was in a mess.
Completely unaware of what's going on.
Just lying on grandpa's kang and waiting for grandpa.
Children are very playful.
I thought, why did Grandpa sleep in a coffin?
And this coffin looks very old, and the pillow is very old, all of which are broken, and I think grandpa has been sleeping for a long time.
Is it comfortable to sleep in a coffin?
Cooler than a fire kang?
How does grandpa sleep every day?
Curious, I climbed in.
Follow the appearance of grandpa, close your eyes and sleep.
Not to mention, it's so comfortable.
After a while, I fell asleep.
As soon as I went to sleep, I dreamed of a big girl dressed in red and emerald.
The eldest girl sat at the head of the bed, covered with a red hijab, and on the hijab, embroidered with two ducks, the feathers were particularly beautiful.
Later, I learned that it was called a mandarin duck.
No wonder the old man likes to sleep in a coffin, it must be that sleeping in a coffin can dream of his little daughter-in-law.
Look at the figure of the little daughter-in-law, it's really good.
Even my little ass wanted to lift her hijab and see if she was handsome.
However, I have made a private agreement with Li Sanni of Widow Li's family at the head of the village for life.
It's impossible to marry another girl.
Moreover, I still care more about the date cake on the table.
The jujube cake is red, fragrant when you smell it, and it must be sweet when you eat it.
I just picked it up and ate it.
But the red hijab spoke.
Said that if I lifted the hijab, what would I drink, what would I drink, what words I didn't understand at all, like foaming at each other, gray hair until I was old, and so on.
I don't understand these strange words.
It is estimated that the three blind people in our village understand.
I turned her down right away.
Said that he already had a marriage contract, besides, how could I get married when I was so young?
Moreover, you are my grandfather's wife, just my grandmother, no, no, it's too much.
I said a flurry.
The red hijab was in a hurry.
Said to eat me.
Said fierce and vicious.
But I'm not afraid, I just eat jujube cake bite by bite.
She eats me, I'm really not afraid, after all, the three blind man said that he will bless me, no one dares to eat me, I believe him.
I'm most afraid of her eating my date cakes.
After eating, it was gone, and I couldn't help it if I wanted to.
The red hijab seems to be recognizable.
She lifted her hijab, her good-looking face was particularly hideous, and she reached out to grab the jujube cake: "You little brute, dare to bear me, I ate you, I ate your cake!"
"You dare to eat my jujube cake, I'll bite you to death!"
I was young.
Bite as soon as you are in a hurry.
I bit the jujube cake first, then her hand, bite bite by bite.
When the red hijab saw my teeth, he was too frightened to move, and he spread out on the ground and cried.
As soon as she cried, I woke up from my dream.
As soon as I opened my eyes, my grandfather was looking at me, and his eyes were not white, obviously not at night.
Because, the sun has come out.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just wanted to speak, but when I felt a pain in my mouth, I touched it, and it was a tooth that fell out.
"Grandpa, the tooth is out. ”