Chapter 269: Self-inflicted
Wu Xiaoyu saw that everyone else pointed the finger at him, and he already decided that they were trying to make a fool of themselves.
But it's really hard for me to refuse, if I open my mouth to sing, I will inevitably suffer from group ridicule, and if I insist on refusing, I will look petty again.
Just as he plucked up his courage and was about to pick up the microphone and prepare to sing a song casually, he saw Bai Yun suddenly snatch the microphone and said with a smile:
"If you want to talk about the host, it should also be me Bai Yun......? How about I sing a song to everyone first?"
In order to help Wu Xiaoyu break the siege, Zhou Dong hurriedly clapped his hands and said, "Okay...... Good...... Let's go first!"
Everyone had dark faces and looked at Zhou Dong, who was applauding alone, and they were very angry in their hearts, you jumping clown, what's the matter with you?
Bai Yun couldn't help but order a song and sang along, and at this time, the fruit bowl and beer had already been served, and everyone just waited for Bai Yun to finish singing, and then went to make it difficult for Wu Xiaoyu.
However, when Bai Yun finished singing, everyone was about to coax, but Li Qianqian suddenly said: "Let's shake the dice, who has the smallest points, how about drinking a bottle of wine and singing a song?"
When everyone heard this, they were stunned at first, this Li Qianqian was defending Wu Xiaoyu again? She has such a close relationship with this Wu Xiaoyu, does her uncle know?
But after thinking about it, even if it is a dice shaker, this Wu Xiaoyu has a great chance that he will have to sing.
If he shakes to the smallest point, and his others follow and coax, Li Qianqian will not be able to defend him.
"Okay! Then shake the dice!" Wu Kai put the color cup in the center of the table and said, "Come from the left......! What a week!"
Zhou Dong moved the color cup to his eyes and said coldly: "My name is Zhou Dong!
When Wu Kai heard this, he was about to get angry, but he was held down by Wen Rui, and whispered: "What do you care about him? Anyway, he has nothing to do with Li Qianqian!"
While the two were talking, Zhou Dong had already shaken out twelve o'clock, and then it was Bai Yun's turn, Bai Yun shook the color cup a few times and shook out eleven o'clock.
At this time, the color cup was pushed in front of Wu Xiaoyu, and everyone stared at him with high interest, only to see that he only shook the color cup slightly, and then opened it.
The three dice turned out to be six points, which means that he shook the maximum number of points, and it will definitely not be his turn to sing!
After a round of shake down, the smallest point was Amman, she finished singing a song casually, and hurriedly pushed the color cup in front of Zhou Dong.
Several people shook it five or six times, and Wu Xiaoyu actually shook the maximum number of points every time, and Wu Kai and the others were about to explode in their hearts.
Damn, this kid is so lucky? Wu Kai and Wen Rui were angry, and kept picking up the wine bottle in front of them and pouring wine into their mouths.
After shaking three more times, Wu Xiaoyu didn't sing a song again, but Wu Kai and Wen Rui couldn't stand it anymore.
When the two of them were shaking the dice in Wu Xiaoyu, they were always full of excitement and kept drinking, so that the bladder finally revolted.
"I'll go to the bathroom!" Wen Rui said apologetically.
Seeing this, Wu Kai also hurriedly got up, followed behind, and shouted, "Wait for me...... Wait for me ......"
Wu Xiaoyu saw the two of them going to the toilet together, and joked: "The two of them can't be, right?"
Amman and Zhu Ying couldn't help but shudder in their hearts when they saw Wu Kai running out on Wen Rui's shoulder.
These two guys are inseparable on weekdays, and they always fly together and cause trouble, so they can't really be.
Wu Kai and Wen Rui went to the toilet, and also let Amman and Wen Rui in the box take a temporary breath, and they played with ** dice in total, and the two of them lost six times.
Although they are Maiba on weekdays, they don't want to sing a song today, because they desperately want to see Wu Xiaoyu's dirty bun.
However, Wu Xiaoyu's dice is always the biggest, if it weren't for everyone staring at him, they would have suspected him of being out of the blue!
"Manman, are you alright? I see you've already drunk three bottles of wine today, or ...... Don't play with dice anymore, right?" Zhu Ying persuaded.
Don't play with dice anymore? Aren't you drinking all this wine for nothing? I've played so much, and Wu Xiaoyu hasn't lost a handful yet!
I don't believe in this evil! I must ask him to lose once! Amman pressed his temple, and said with a pretended lightheartedness: "I think it's interesting to play a few more! What do you think, Qianqian?"
Li Qianqian held back a smile, looked at the two of them, and said weakly: "I see that you two always lose, and I think it's funny!"
Zhu Ying saw Li Qianqian mocking the two of them, but she didn't dare to be the slightest dissatisfied, but smiled: "Hey! Who made us both so unlucky!"
"Look at Wu Xiaoyu, you haven't lost a handful yet? Wu Xiaoyu, you won't be out of the middle, right?"
Wu Xiaoyu saw that she wanted to frame herself, and said innocently: "I didn't bring up this shake dice, if you think it's unfair, don't play it!"
Seeing him like this, Amman thought he was afraid, so he hurriedly interrupted Zhu Ying and said with a smile: "He's joking!
Wu Xiaoyu saw that she insisted on doing this, and she didn't want to say anything, anyway, she would never lose, so what to worry about!
Everyone waited for five or six minutes, but they didn't see Wu Kai and Wen Rui come back, and they couldn't help but be a little impatient, and Amman looked at his watch several times in a row.
"The two of them won't be in the toilet and play a game of picking up soap, right?" Zhou Dong teased when he saw that everyone was a little impatient.
Zhu Ying glared at Zhou Dong fiercely when she heard this, signaling that he was not good at talking nonsense, but in her own heart, she couldn't help but mutter.
Even if the two of them want to poop, they should come back? With Li Qianqian here, they can't be looking for the princess, right?
At this time, the two did not go to the princess, nor were they pooping, nor were they picking up soap, but stood in front of the toilet cubicle in high spirits.
Neither of them was a dog, and they were not interested in excrement, they were interested in the people in the chamber, a man and a woman in the chamber to be exact.
Just two people had bladder explosions, and they came to Saniao, and just halfway through Niao, they heard a beautiful sound in the toilet cubicle.
This voice is too familiar to the two, but it is a rare thing to hear it in the toilet.
The two of them who were playful hurriedly finished scattering niao, washed their hands, and stood in front of the cubicle, ready to tease the people who stole / enjoyed inside.
"Brother Bing, it's okay to be in the box, why do you have to get this place, it's small and smelly!" a girl asked, slightly dissatisfied.
Binge slapped her hard and said, "Don't you think this place is exciting?"
The two people standing in front of the cubicle smiled when they heard this: "It's really exciting! Do you want to have something more exciting?"
Brother Bin, who had drunk a lot of wine, heard that someone was outside, not only did he not know how to avoid it, but also dared to tease himself, so he scolded: "Little Cub, hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu!"
Wu Kai listened to this Binge scolding himself, not only was he not a little afraid, but it aroused his playfulness.
"Brother Bin, right? I'm so scared! You come out and beat me! You kind of you come out!" Wu Kai teased.
"Lighting the light in the toilet is looking for death, right?" Bing Ge scolded as he busied himself.
Wen Rui saw that Brother Bing didn't come out immediately, so he stepped forward and knocked on the door, pretending to be the voice of the cleaning aunt, and said, "Open the door, I want to clean!"
(End of chapter)