I smiled and gave him all the stuff before saying.

"Li Longji, I gave you such a big benefit, don't you want to show it?"

Hearing my words, Li Longji immediately said with a smile.

"Of course, I should present the treasure, and someone will prepare ten thousand taels of gold for the ghost mother......"

However, before he could finish speaking, I interrupted him with a wave of my hand and said with a smile.

"Don't be so troublesome, you just need to help prepare some porcelain, jewelry, knitted female red, swords and other things, you can buy some on the streets of Chang'an, two hours later, I will come to pick it up, as for Taizhen Daoist, just send it to Liulinpo outside the city, Li Taibai is waiting for her there." ”

I finally bluffed the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, of course I have to make some benefits.

Otherwise, I always feel sorry for myself, and besides, my store should also buy some new goods, the reason why I don't have high-end goods is because I want to attract people from all walks of life, if they are all official kiln things, there are too few people who can afford them.

And so, after the blackmail, I went back to the hotel.

Everyone was taken aback when they saw my weird shape, and Yang Guifei came over and said.

"Thank you sir landlord, I have just been notified that my wish has come true and I can go back. ”

I looked at her and smiled.

"Go back, although Li Bai is a little prodigal, no, it's a little romantic, but he shouldn't be a bad person, I will go to see you if I have time, if he dares to live up to you, just tell me, I castrated him." ”

Yang Yuhuan didn't say anything special about my vulgar words, she smiled and said.

"Okay, the little woman will go first. ”

With that, she gave a salute and vanished.

I snapped my fingers and said.

"Two tasks solved, and now Diao Chan and Xi Shi's tasks are over. ”

However, for Zhaojun's side, I always felt a little unsteady in my heart, so I decided to go to the Han Dynasty to see it again, and as a result, it didn't matter, I found that the entire palace was hung with white cloth everywhere, and the palace maids and palace people also had filial piety on their bodies, and it seemed that someone had died, and he was still a big man.

"Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty!"

I immediately understood who died.

Because the date of the death of Emperor Han Yuan was this year, of course, because I am not a historian, I don't know what day it was, but I didn't expect to die so soon.

Just as I was sighing, someone spotted me, and immediately the bluffed fart and pee flowed.

"Ghost ...... Hell ......."

After that, the goods ran away with a roll.

"Damn! It's a human, but you say it's a ghost, cut!"

I pouted as I looked at the guy running away.

However, it is also, in fact, most people in this world are pretending to be ghosts, but this kind of pretending to be ghosts is actually very effective, so pretending to be ghosts has become very popular.

Of course, I'd love to see that happen.

I just pretended to be forced in the Tang Dynasty, and I didn't have enough of it, so I looked at the door.

Sure enough, several people soon walked in through your door.

"Oni-sama, do you have any orders for coming here?"

Seeing this, I looked at this guy and said with a smile.

"Let me ask you, is Liu Zheng dead?"

After I finished speaking, the guy nodded, but he didn't dare to speak, I guess he didn't dare to mention this name, dare to mention the emperor's name, that is definitely not to live.

I continued.

"After he dies, what will the queen and his concubines do?"

He looked at me and said.

"According to the practice of the previous dynasty, the emperor's concubines were to be buried together, of course, the concubines with heirs and the queen were not among them, so most of them would die. ”

I sighed when I heard his words.

It seems that Zhaojun's ending is much worse than I imagined.

So, I thought about it and said.

"There is a concubine named Wang Zhaojun in the palace, isn't it? You bring her over, I have something to tell her, and I also call the person you can say now, I have something to tell him. ”

With that, I raised my right hand.

A terrifying flame rose from my hand, and this method of appearing flames out of thin air really surprised these people, and everyone ran out quickly, and after a while, Wang Zhaojun, who was haggard, walked in.

Of course, Wang Zhaojun didn't know who I was, she looked at me with some trepidation, but then the mood regained calm, no, not calm but like a dead face, which made me think of a sentence "Mourning is greater than heart death", although it is not very suitable, but she is indeed in a state of death now.

So, I looked at the other people and said.

"You guys stand down first, she and I have something to talk about separately. ”

Of course, a few people left in fear, and the rest of Zhaojun looked at me with a confused expression, presumably, she didn't know why I left her.

At this time, I looked at her and said.

"Zhaojun, I'm the landlord. ”

When she heard that I was the landlord, she was stunned for a moment, and then he cried "Wow!" and then she rushed over and hugged me.

"Woooooo

Seeing Zhaojun crying like this, I also sighed, then patted her shoulder and said.

"Don't cry, people are like this, many things can only be understood through experience, many things are not so important, live the rest of the day. ”

Speaking of this, I suddenly stopped, because I suddenly realized that I had suddenly become verbose, crooked, mother-in-law, this does not match my personality, is it because I have been with women for too long?

It scares me a little.

At this time, Zhaojun also raised his head and looked at me and said.

"Mr. landlord, I brought this on myself, and I will bear the consequences. ”

I looked at her and said.

"Okay, don't be stupid, I'll help you solve this matter, what a big deal, after you go out, find a good family, sometimes beauty is also a disaster, you like to read, you should have read 'Zhuangzi', he said in the 'world' that there is a big and useless ugly tree, that is, because it is big and useless, the carpenter never pays attention to it, so as to live for thousands of years. ”

"Beauty is indeed gratifying, but it can also be a source of disaster, and wealth is the same, of course, I can't see through these things as a landlord, in short, I wish you a happy life in the future." ”

After saying that, I called the people outside in, and told them that Zhaojun was a messenger sent by hell to the mortal world, and asked them to give Zhaojun a fortune, and then released Zhaojun.

After seeing Zhaojun leave safely, I returned to the hotel.

I talked about Zhaojun's affairs with Diao Chan, Xi Shi, and a few women, and everyone couldn't help but sigh and sigh.

I didn't follow them and sigh blindly, I was thinking about how you could get Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, to be honest, I was already pretending to be addicted, I planned to continue to use the "Nine Sons and Ghost Mother" outfit to go to Dong Zhuo's Hewu again, and then concoct Dong Zhuo in the same way, and even kill him on the spot.

And then the matter is settled.

So, I entered a certain place in Dong Zhuo's lair again, and said loudly.

"I am the ghost mother of the nine sons, where is Dong Zhuo'an?"

I thought that Dong Zhuo's subordinates and other palace people would be scared when they heard my words and saw my appearance, but, to my surprise, a Taoist priest suddenly jumped out, and this thing shouted when they saw me.

"I am Zuo Ci, who are you who dare to pretend to be a god and a ghost?"

His shouting made me stunned.

Because I didn't know that there was a Taoist priest in Hewu, I hadn't seen much of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, so I didn't know who this Zuo Ci brother was, but depending on the situation, he was not afraid of even a shape like mine, he should be a master.

Of course, I can't just run away, so I'm going to have to try anyway.

So, I said aloud.

"Zuo Ci thief, when you enter my old man's house, you won't kneel down and surrender, but when. ”

As a result, Zuo Ci snorted coldly and said.

"When you meet a poor road, your days are over. ”

As he spoke, he raised his sword and uttered a word, and several grinning demons appeared beside him.

"Holy!"

Seeing this scene, I felt the chrysanthemum tightened, this product is obviously a master!

So, I quickly chanted a spell and unleashed my strongest attack, and the three fiery dragons rushed towards the opponent, while I retreated wildly behind me.

I've always planned to run away and then attack in a fight, but this time I seem to have miscalculated, because this one named Zuo Ci is obviously much more powerful than I thought, and his powerful ghosts easily scattered the fire dragons I released, and then with a wave of Zuo Ci's long sword, they rushed up.

"Suffer!"

I turned around and ran, even using the strength to feed, but the other party's speed was really too fast, there was no way, I had to use a monkey hair, and the monkey suddenly appeared.

To be honest, I knew that pretending to be forced would end like this, and I should have used monkey hair to solve this matter, such as using monkey hair to become Dong Zhuo's guard, and then beating him to death with a stick, how simple it is, and it is safe.

Hey, it's really pretending to be a thunderbolt!

As I was muttering, there was a literal "click!" sound in the air, and a thunderbolt fell on me, and my hairs and hair stood on end, and at the same time, I felt the crackling sound of the electric arc on my body, which was so sour that I couldn't describe it in words.

"There's really a thunderbolt!"

After I was chopped, I was numb and couldn't continue to move at all, so I could only stand there, fortunately, the monkey hair turned into a monkey was brave enough to block the few ghosts chasing behind me alone, and I now finally know why even Lord Yama is afraid of Sun Wukong.

"Plop!"

I tried to run again after the arc, but I couldn't do it, and I fell to the ground in an instant.

"Is Lao Tzu going to die at Zuo Ci's hands?"

I muttered in frustration.