For some reason, the silence lasted for quite some time.

"Ah, what a demon, show up quickly! Wait for the old man to take you!"

Jia Mao Qin shouted loudly, but there was still no response to the strange voice just now, but it provoked the roar of the father downstairs, "Bear child, even if you call Qixiu!" , which made Jia Maoqin breathe a little relieved, and thought very proudly that this must be because of his own righteousness.

Then, so quiet that he could only hear his own breathing and footsteps, Jia Mao walked slowly towards the door with his waist bent, and at the same time looked around vigilantly, of course, this was definitely not because he was afraid of death, but just a little urgent, after all, he had to solve it before going to bed.

"Young man, are you fooling me?"

The voice sounded inexplicably again, and Jia Maoqin was frightened to drop the line and freeze in an instant.

The owner of this voice seems to feel that she has been tricked because of Iemo's unusual words and deeds, because in her cognition, all the people who respond to the Ring of Hell since ancient times are basically "I want to be the Kami of the new world!" "Oh Wagang Da Muda!" "We are the swarm!The earth will become a sea of fire, and the world will be destroyed!~\(≥▽≤)/~" This kind of goods will take seconds and seconds to air as soon as they are opened, and for Jia Maoqin, a second goods with no ambitions, she said that the development of this plot is neither scientific nor magical.

「……」

At this moment, Jia Maoqin looked at the door only a few steps away, and burst into tears.

Ah, look at this dead look is really alive and dead? Now that I have a big deal, I still hurry up and buy a few more Marx quotations to put under the pillow, and for now, it seems that I can only draw a hammer and sickle and stick it on the bedside for the time being to ward off evil spirits.

No, it's okay, just find the time machine at this time!

So Jia Maoqin ran towards the drawer as if nothing had happened.

"Hey, boy, I'm asking you!"

"I'm going to see the atmosphere, don't get in the way of escapism!"

Jiamao flipped the table angrily (╯"□′) ╯(┻━┻.

The scene was very awkward for a while.

◇◇◇

"We need to have a good talk. 」

Jia Shigeru personally sat on the bed, posing with Commander Ikati's standard command combat pose, intending to occupy the dominant position from the aura first, and would rather attack weakly than accept strong!

Although the object of the speech is air, this is very subtle.

"I won't talk about it, you just have to listen to me!"

Although he only heard his voice and did not see him, he had fully demonstrated the domineering incomparable spirit of this character who did not even have a name.

Although he insisted on resolving the problem peacefully, did not exacerbate the contradictions, and advocated resolving the dispute at the negotiation table, he did not promise to give up the use of force to defend his rights!

"Let's not listen! It's kind of coming to me from the front!"

Jia Mao said that if he attacked, even he would be afraid!

"Why? As long as you sign a contract with me, you can gain power that ordinary people can't have, don't you want to!?"

Jia Mao's relatives Jia Mao smiled coldly in his heart, he had seen through these routines before he jumped out of his mother's womb, most of the bastards who fooled you were not a good thing, and signing a contract was even more unreliable, just like a certain Kewpie who specialized in fooling pure girls to seed it.

"How's it going, are you interested?"

Noticing that Jia Maoqin was silent, the owner of the voice suddenly felt that victory was in sight.

"I'm interested...... Ieshige nodded slightly, but stood up abruptly, "But I refuse! One of my favorite things about Sawada Ieshige is to say to those self-righteous guys, NO!"

JOJO stands, see JOJO stands again.

"Why!?Don't you want to be a strong man?"

flickered to this point and didn't jump into the pit, and the other party seemed to be a little unable to hold it.

"Hahaha! The power of the ghosts and spirits is so powerful! It is simply vulnerable in the face of the power of the Red Banner Cosmos! The iron will makes us fearless in the face of bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and the glorious iron fist of the proletariat allows us to crush all class enemies!"

"The Red, Red Banner Cosmos!?"

The other party was confused, what did it sound like it was awesome.

"That's right! The power of the Red Banner Universe is infinite! In the cognitive process of continuous criticism and self-criticism, we will continue to improve our own ideological level, and one day we will also stand on the level of Desheng Taizu and become the real Red Banner Universe Person!"

Jiamao's blood is boiling, which fully demonstrates the determination and demeanor of a historical materialist!

"I don't understand what you're saying, but it sounds like it's powerful...... Alas, forget it, I don't understand you at all, you can do whatever you want after you have power, you have everything you need, even if it's a woman you like, you will take the initiative to throw your arms into you......

The voice gradually became quieter, and the other party, who had always been invisible, seemed to be about to give up and was ready to leave.

At this time, Jia Maoqin's expression was instantly serious.

There is such a good thing!?

"Bridge bean sacks!"

"What?"

"What did you just say!?"

"Huh, just now, after you have the power, you can do whatever you want?"

"No! it's the last one!"

"Even the women you like will take the initiative to give you a hug...... I see, hehe...... So what do you want to do now?"

Finally, the bait.

Jia Mao knelt on the ground, casually stretched out his right hand in one direction, and shouted in an unprecedented mournful tone.

"Official, I want it!!"

「……」

The other party is also speechless, I have never seen such a slut after living for so long.

"Anyway, find the medium first, in the corner of your desk drawer. 」

Jia Shige's relatives almost sprayed, and he dared to love that there were still things as awesome as a time machine hidden in his drawer.

"Ahh

Jia Mao personally rummaged through the cabinets and looked for it, and when he saw a white bead hanging by a red rope, he couldn't help but gasp, isn't this the amulet that Bai Xue gave him a few years ago?

"Bai Xueqin is really our true love, and the artifact and wholesale are sent casually. 」

Jia Shige was moved to the bottom of his heart, and decided to take some time to sneak into the Xingjiabai Shrine to confess.

"It's not that, it's this......

The voice came again.

Well, the scene was very embarrassing again.

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Jia Shige looked at the shiny gemstone ring in his hand, remembering that it was the equipment that exploded when he opened the lock when he bid farewell to Kitty Hawk, and at first he was thinking about when he would sell this ring.

"That...... Are you in here?"

"Sort of. 」

After receiving the other party's reply, Jia Maoqin suddenly felt excited.

"Yao Lao, we've been waiting for you for a long time! Come, quickly teach us the incineration! When we are successful, we will definitely help you recover your physical body!"

"I'm not a medicine elder, I won't burn, and I don't need a physical body, I have my own ......."

"Nani, are you the dark side of the ring, another me!?"

Maybe Lao Tzu was the pharaoh thousands of years ago.

Jia Maoqin began to fantasize about his evil and awe-inspiring self, wow, that picture is simply not too beautiful.

"You're thinking too much......

"Isn't it??Could it be that you're the most awesome support in the crowd, the system flow!?"

Jia Mao felt that he had won the jackpot, and he was so happy that he almost fainted.

"Can we talk properly?"

The slightly tired voice sounded helpless.

"It's not, that's not, so what the hell can you do?"

Finally understood the truth that the ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny, and the family began to germinate the idea of selling this ring again.

"Aren't you in a bit of a way with the girl you like? 」

"Really?" Jia Mao's mind became active again, and two hot breaths erupted from his nostrils excitedly, "That sister paper dislikes that our size can't meet her, can you help us with this?"

「……」

Doesn't seem like that?

The owner of the voice knew more or less the desires in Jiamao's heart, but how could it be so different from what she heard.

"I really can't communicate with you, so let's let you feel it directly, put on the ring. 」

Kamo quickly put the ring on his middle finger, and then raised his middle finger.

"Yo Xi, come on!"

「……」

The owner of the voice felt like he was being by that.

Not long afterward, Kashige felt as if something was swimming in his body, and an indigo flame suddenly ignited on the jewel of the ring.

It was as if a mist had filled the air.

Jia Mao looked at his well-defined body in amazement, very confused.

the groove and become a living person!?

"How about it? It's not that simple to create an illusion by using the mist attribute Death Qi Flame, thanks to Miss Ben's professional!"

The voice was quite proud.

Jia Mao didn't pay attention to any mist attribute dead air flame or hallucination, but looked in the mirror and posed in various strange poses, nodded with satisfaction, look at the pectoral muscles that can scream, look at the deep eyes that make women scream, look at the appearance of this can't be a friend at all, what else in this world JOJO can not do it!

Then I thought of a very important point, and Jia Mao opened his pants very expectantly and looked inside, but his face changed drastically.

"Wo Cao! ♂

If the model is wrong, forget it, what is the matter if Nima is gone!

"I...... I haven't seen it again!

The voice from the ring suddenly became embarrassed.

"Rub, at your level, you dare to call yourself a professional!"

Iemo-jin angrily turned away.

"Let's go take off Dad's pants now, so that you can have a thorough look and have a good time! Let you become an expert in Euginkin!"

"Get out, get out of here, get out of here, Miss Ben, I'm not going to do your business!"

This time, the ring was really going to break.

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