Chapter 5: I, Lick the Dog, Mod
I, Runhei Takasaka, am an ordinary fourth-grade boy with an ordinary name, ordinary appearance, ordinary learning, ordinary ability, ordinary height, ordinary size, ordinary is synonymous with me.
If I insist on saying something extraordinary, it is probably only my hairstyle, which is the hedgehog head that can't change its shape no matter how much hairspray is applied or how much hairpore is touched, because the role of the hedgehog head is not a simple commodity in the two-dimensional world!
But looking at his life in the past ten years, it seems that there is no plot that shows that he is different, neither was he taken to Miaomu Mountain by a frog to practice immortal arts, nor did he practice the skill of super-studying martial god slashing.
And, most importantly, I don't have a cute girl paper around!
What? You say I have a childhood friend named Yoshiganako? What are you kidding! How can a female man's gender be female!
Having said that, today I still start an ordinary daily life, and I am more or less looking forward to the extraordinary waves in my fading life.
Ah, the waves appeared, and he meowed a stormy wave.
Looking at the figure blocking the door of the classroom, preventing people inside and outside from entering and leaving, I was instantly confused.
This person's name is Sawada Ieshige, and he was promoted to the same class when he was promoted to the fourth year of primary school this year, but his name has been thunderous long ago, after all, this guy has not stopped doing death since he entered elementary school, and his ability is so strong that he has long been beyond the scope of ordinary elementary school students, according to his friends in the same period, his brilliant achievements can be traced back to kindergarten.
In short, this guy has a hole in his brain!
Although I want to be a little excited, I don't want to have anything to do with this thing at all! Especially since this guy has been targeted by some boys in the class recently, it seems that he has a good relationship with the cute Ying Li Li classmate...... Ah, thinking about it this way, I really want to kill him.
Why does he have such a good relationship with his sister!
Ah, it was so upset, so as if I was being moved by this emotion, I opened my mouth and said, "Classmate, can you give in? You're blocking the door. 」
Gan, isn't the tone a little too friendly?
I felt helpless for my gentle character, but I didn't expect the guy in front of me to suddenly look shocked.
"Like Li!
Who is the Wo Cao God Pure Demon Demon!
Looking at the green glow of this ball, I suddenly felt that my future life was a little bad.
Wait, isn't there a back door to go through? Why do you want to talk to this thing?
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Takasaka Runhei quickly realized that Jia Shige should have recognized the wrong person, but it had been a while since they became classmates, and he didn't even remember anyone at all, and Runhei felt that the corners of his mouth must be twitching.
"I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person, my name is Junhei Takasaka. 」
Jia Maoqin was suddenly shocked, he frowned and thought for a while, and then his expression became very solemn.
"Could you have been brought back by your parents?"
「……」
Coach, I want to hit someone.
Runping glanced at the gossip guy angrily, ready to bypass him and go straight through the back door.
Jia Mao saw that Runping didn't plan to bird him anymore, and he couldn't help but look disappointed and sighed faintly.
"I thought I had met our idol, alas, after all, he is a legendary man, and he is really a model for my generation with an epic number ♀ of 9970+N harem. 」
「……」
Hearing this, Runping, who just wanted to take a step, couldn't help but stop, he silently raised his head at forty-five degrees, and asked the sky speechlessly, only a thousand tears.
Coach, I want to change my name!
"Hehe, Brother Takasaka, you're also interested, aren't you?"
Seeing Runping's little expression full of envy, jealousy and hatred, Jia Maoqin felt energetic, he put his arm on Runping's shoulder, and smiled badly.
"Mouth...... Mouthful!"
Runping, an innocent boy, suddenly blushed, he is a serious person.
"Think about it, 9,970 cute girl papers, if you have to work hard to develop them three times a night, it will take at least 6,663 days, that is, 19 years......, right? Tut-tut, every night for 19 years has been a different trick, and it's exciting to think about. 」
Stimulated by Jia Maoqin's words, Runping thought of a bunch of cute girl papers surrounding him in a coquettish picture of begging for reproduction, and he was so frozen that he vomited when he thought about it.
"Unfortunately~~ I'm going to die of the sun~~"
「……」
This little brother is very sassy, he is so deep in the play.
Another group of people appeared on the stage, Jia Mao's eyes narrowed, weren't these little kids the same group of people who singled him out before?
"Hmph, remember what I said, you dead house stay away from Sawamura-san, don't make Sawamura-san look like you. 」
As soon as this group of little children came up, it was a warning gesture, Jia Mao looked at these passers-by, and thought to himself, Ying Lili, the dead housegirl, probably didn't even know what their names were, and they licked so hard, they had the qualifications to become licking dogs at a young age.
"Alas, you can't lick dogs, little brothers. 」
Jiamao is very serious, tongue skills can be had, but licking the dog is not necessary, how to say that having a skill is better than having nothing in the end, right?
At this time, the little children couldn't understand it, but it made them very unhappy to see Jia Mao's relatives like adults.
"There's a kind of don't leave after school. 」
In short, it's not wrong to put aside the cruel words first.
"Who's afraid of whom, you say yes, Brother Takasaka!"
Jia Mao's hand was still holding Runping with a confused face.
"Big brother, don't mess with me!"
Glancing at the hand that was clutching his shoulder, Runping was about to cry.
"Little brother, don't panic, my brother will cover you, although my brother's chest is not big, hahahaha!"
Noticing the unkind glances of the boys opposite, and then looking at Jia Mao's relatives who had pulled him into the gang, he burst into tears and said that Jia Mao's kiss to him was really a little virgin entering the cave room - a big shot (snake fighting) with a stick.
"It's blocked at the door early in the morning, and I'm not allowed to enter. 」
Kishitani Silla suddenly bubbled up on the line, looking at the two groups of people who were facing each other with a smile, Jiamao turned his eyes, in addition to Silla, he was followed by his good friends Hei and Shizuo Shima.
When the little kids saw Silla and Shizuo, they didn't say anything more and walked away.
"Good morning, Sawada-kun. 」
Silla greeted him energetically, while Shizuo was still staring at a face that Lao Tzu was not interested in the world.
After greeting the two of them, Jia Mao immediately waved his hand.
"Brothers, we want to do something big. 」
If these words were changed to a new one, they would probably react very calmly, and then go back to their respective homes to find their own mothers, ignoring it. However, because the people present still didn't know the extent of Jia Mao's death, they couldn't help but be a little interested, and even Jingxiong, who was a school-going Sima face all day, raised his eyebrows, with a hint of curiosity in his eyes.
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"From today onwards, we will teach the health and physical education of this class!"
"Nani?!"
For the quick departure of the family Shigeru on the podium at this moment, the melon-eating elementary school students below were stunned, and Fujimura Taihe, as the head teacher, was stunned.
Originally, Dahe was also very pleased that Jiamao personally recommended himself to preside over the class meeting, this child is a skin over the skin of the shrimp, but it is just a love performance, if you put this love performance mentality on the right path, you must be able to become the teacher's intimate little padded jacket and the students' enemies of the people, but she never thought that this guy would hold back a big move as soon as he came up, and directly usurped the throne to the dynasty.
"Sawada-san, don't make trouble, you can't teach health and physical education. 」
Dahe felt that this kind of thing was still left to the professionals.
"Shut up, you old leftover girl who can't get married! You know how to keep up with a hammer!"
Jia Mao's crit was as fierce as a tiger, making his head teacher squat in the corner and sad alone.
The primary school students who eat melons are very embarrassed, and the school teaches respect for teachers?
"Respecting the teacher is a chicken feather! The strong in this world are respected!"
Wo Cao, the villain's general face, if you put it in a Xianxia novel, you will definitely not survive three episodes, full of experience points.
"Guapi-sensei, with all due respect, I don't think you can teach me anything! I don't accept any garbage spicy chicken in terms of medical knowledge...... Ah, don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I'm saying that everyone here is spicy chicken. 」
The first person to raise his hand to speak was Silla classmate, who inherited his father's mantle of medicine, and he said that his knowledge reserves in biology and physics are definitely not lost to anyone, and I am proud of my posture!
"Okay, let's ask you a question first, are the girls' hair curly?"
As soon as Jia Mao asked, the first pear was sprayed on the spot, and the second spray was ...... doesn't exist, even the adult teacher Dahe is confused.
"Surely not...... No, no...... No...... It's not ???."
Silla gasped, his tone became hesitant, and he suddenly felt that there was a new world in this Guapi teacher's words.
Jiamao's eyes were sharp, and instantly pierced through Silla's thoughts, and he stretched out his fingers, his fingertips pointing down to the ground, his face holy and solemn.
"The volume is definitely a volume, but ...... Yes or no, that's the question. 」
At this time, Jia Maoqin has been sublimated to the height of philosophy, and the melon-eating elementary school students who don't know the truth said that the atmosphere suddenly became ancient Greece, and it obviously felt like they were driving a modern car.
Silla couldn't help but think of the scenery he had seen in the headless horseman named Celti at home, and when he remembered it, it seemed that he was really hairless...... Sick.
"Sawada-sensei!"
At this moment, Silla shouted that love was sincere.
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PS: Something happened yesterday, no update, sorry.
PS of PS: I read the messages of the children's shoes in the previous chapter.,The problem mentioned in 77.,Well,I'll be careful not to get the whole thing to collapse.,If I'm writing in this direction at the moment.,Sawada Iesgeru after experiencing the things of the previous volume.,There should be some changes.,The little kid always needs to grow up.,Not to mention that he still has two lives as a human being.。 If you want to see the world from the perspective of a little kid all the time...... Of course, if you want to do anything, please leave a message, and I will adjust it according to your opinions.