Chapter 510: Three Days
At this moment, audiences across the country are watching Li Ping'an and Feng Fan's cross talk on TV...
On stage, the two of them don't ink either, and go straight to the point...
"Central Interview!"
Feng Fan shouted, the band behind followed the rhythm, and Li Ping'an followed.
"There are so many bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else, let's talk about that in today's central interview! Let's talk about that, let's talk about that, let's talk about that, let's talk about that!"
There was a huge laughter at the scene again, Li Ping'an was obviously chasing ducks to the shelves, and he was tinkering with something at this time, which brought a lot of laughter and laughter.
Even Feng Fan on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and at the next rhythm point, he directly said: "Let's talk about that!"
After speaking, he pushed Li Ping'an and said, "You are not poor!"
At this time, Li Ping'an immediately said: "Hey, let's boast, Huaguo has settled in the top ten countries of rich and strong civilization, and this evaluation group is quite large..."
I laughed again at the scene and had a stomachache, you just said goodbye, but when you mention the 'evaluation agency', what does it mean to make a bun in your hand?
"Eighteen pleats of thin skin, big stuffing..."
The audience's eyes lit up, wondering if Li Ping'an would pull on the bun again, but at this time, Li Ping'an hurriedly braked the car and said, "It can't be a bun!"
Hahahahahahaha....
The scene laughed crazy, this guy is really poor!
"The Sino-American negotiation is particularly difficult, and it was finally won after our persistent efforts, and the American side represents that she is still a woman. ”
Li Ping'an learned the appearance of a woman, pinched her hands into orchid fingers, and said charmingly: "Just after signing the agreement, she added the conditions again! Tonight's banquet, I don't want to eat anything else, come to it half a catty of dogs and ignore it, I can eat three in one bite, don't look at this female representative, she is usually dignified and chic, when she saw the bun served, she grabbed it directly with her hands, and her mouth was straight, not bad, not bad, it tasted great, in our American words called 'Wai Rui Good'." ”
Burst~~~~~~~~~
"This young man can laugh at me, this dialect-like English is really ....."
"It took me half a year to laugh, it's so funny. ”
"Hahahaha, it's been a long time since I've seen such a novel sketch. ”
"I feel like I've gone back to more than ten years ago, this year is full of flavor!"
"Allegro sings well!!"
Papapapapa
The applause continued, and the 'old songs and new songs' finally played their excellent characteristics, as the saying goes, classics are classics everywhere.
The subsequent drum clips and Li Ping'an's ridicule of the Chinese men's football team led a trend, and there were even more surging messages on the Internet...
"Smoking a cigarette in a corner? ”
"Hahahaha.. The Chinese men's football team should be hacked, who made them so uncompetitive. ”
"Listening to the big belly one by one, as soon as Li Dashen said it, the picture immediately appeared in my mind. ”
"The men's football team is not finished, let's watch the women's football team. ”
"This half sentence is inseparable from Goubu, which one did Li Dashen accept?"
"Hahaha, it's so funny, maybe it's really accepted. ”
All over the country is crazy about this leading cross talk.
The Spring Festival Gala is already comprehensive and has to be taken care of by all ages, and this cross talk is very perfect.
Allegro and drum are the cultural methods that the older generation loves, but Li Ping'an and Feng Fan have added a touch of novel changes to it, making this culture no longer so monotonous, especially the "ridiculing" central interview has gained a lot of love.
It was a serious show, but it was said by Li Ping'an that it was funny...
But no one paid much attention to it, even the hosts of the two central interviews laughed and applauded in the audience, which made the first language program of the Spring Festival Gala come to a successful end.
Just after the show, interspersed with a small dance program, Li Ping'an hurriedly returned to the dressing room to change his clothes, and then followed Master Li back onto the stage to prepare for the curtain call.
There are a total of five stages in Studio 1, so there is plenty of time to prepare the stage props...
The stage director in front of him is stretching out his palm and starting to bend one by one, making a countdown.
Three!
Two!
One!
The red light of the camera turned on, Li Ping'an and Li Shishi stood in front of the camera, and Li Ping'an took the lead in smiling and said: "Thank you for the wonderful performance of the Tianjing Children's Art Troupe, these children are the future talents of the country, from the stage just now, we can see that the motherland has undergone earth-shaking changes, thanks to good education and excellent teachers." ”
"Yes. Master Li took over very naturally and said, "As the so-called famous teachers produce high apprentices, we not only want to thank these children, but also thank the teachers who teach them dance behind the scenes..."
"Teachers, you've worked hard. The two said in unison.
After finishing the topic, Master Li began to enter the joke session, and the increase in the time period of the curtain stage was to give Li Ping'an more room for entertainment.
"Hey, peace, I sighed to myself in the sketch just now, your allegro and drum singing are better, right?"
Li Ping'an waved his hand modestly and said: "General, general, I can't help your praise." ”
"Then tell me, how much effort did you spend learning these things?"
Li Ping'an pursed his lips and said: "In fact, traditional culture is very difficult to learn, which not only requires hard work, but also requires a kind of talent. ”
"Good !!"
Some old artists applauded loudly that today's traditional culture does not have much sales, and is more used as exhibits in museums, so they are very proud to have a young man like Li Ping'an who can face up to this cultural legacy.
The scene was full of applause, but more of it was a kind of coaxing....
Master Li read the scene and nodded: "Yes, I also know a few people in the industry, they are all masters who specialize in this culture, and now the gray hair is also studying persistently, so I think Ping An must have worked hard." ”
After speaking, Master Li blinked and said, "But.... How long is a lot of time? You have to give everyone a unit of measurement, don't you?"
Li Ping'an said with a little twist, "I still don't want it, saying it will only increase the joke." ”
"It's okay, you see so many people in the audience waiting for it. After speaking, Master Li took the lead and coaxed: "Isn't it?"
"Say!!"
Everyone at the scene shouted in unison with laughter.
This time, Li Ping'an was even more entangled, and finally glanced at Master Li and said, "Really?"
Master Li pretended to be amused, and said impatiently, "Really say!"
Li Ping'an: "Three days!"
After saying that, he pouted, looked up at the ceiling, frowned slightly, and had an expression of 'why am I so stupid'
Master Li: "........."
Everyone: "..........."
I was most afraid that the air would suddenly be quiet, and there was a dead silence on the scene, but then there was a loud laughter.
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One more send!!
Today, I changed it first, and the big teeth began to hurt again, and I used to be afraid of tooth decay and didn't dare to pull it out, but now it hurts badly, and my cheeks are swollen, so I can't bear it and go to extract the tooth tomorrow.
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