1.

——The hustle and bustle below 10 meters, the tranquility above 100 meters, in the WTO, if you do not compromise, you will wander, and it is difficult to escape the word survival.

The man flipped through the plan book in his hand, "So." ”

The wrist was thrown away like a table, and the paper in the text jiàn fell directly from the sky, scattering the entire conference room with printing paper flying in the sky.

"That's the solution you gave me?"

The people who were still talking at the conference table before were sitting as if they had been pressed buttons, and they didn't dare to raise their heads to stare in front of them, and no one dared to take down the paper even when it stopped on the top of their hair.

At a time when this atmosphere did not dare to come out, a sudden thunder struck, startling the people present and then immediately sat down.

Then it was dark.

The lights in the conference room were not turned on because it was a sunny day before, and now no one has turned on the lights, and the entire conference room is pitch black, leaving only the fluorescent blue light of the projector shining on the main seat.

"Dumb?"

The man sat leisurely on the chair, crossed his legs and propped himself directly on the conference table, stretched out his fingers and slowly unbuttoned the cuffs, so that his wrists were no longer bound in the suit and leather shoes.

The old shareholder, who was close to the man's closest position, was swept by the man's indifferent eyes from time to time until his forehead was already sweating.

"Look up and look at me. A sharp voice sounded in their ears, and everyone involuntarily looked up at the main seat.

Another flash of thunder flashed, and the cold color of the man's two canine teeth flashed through the light.

"I thought my dad was dead, and a stunned young man like me who didn't dry up needed a dismount, right, I think you guys have been messing with my dad for more than ten years, and you forgot a little thing. ”

The man's fingers tapped on the table, and the crisp sound was particularly obvious in the quiet space.

Like the music of death, stuck in their hearts.

The lights lit up one by one to the rhythm of the men's tapping.

Only then did everyone finally take a serious and careful look at the appearance of the person on the throne.

It's not the beautiful male appearance that is prevalent nowadays, nor is it the youthful appearance that hasn't gone away from childishness, it's unexpectedly masculine, but it's a little evil.

Isn't this some kind of magical magic hand greedy wolf!

The expressions of the bigwigs can't be controlled, you want to find a stage to play magic tricks, just go!

It's been a meeting for so long, why haven't I paid attention to it all the time, and the bigwigs have noticed that they seemed to have ignored the appearance of men before, and now they have collectively reacted.

"To re-introduce, my name is Ke Shan, and the people on the road are called greedy wolves. Magic, it's just a boring spice for me, after all," Ke Flash snapped his fingers, and the cloudy sky outside the house dispersed as if it had been granted an amnesty, and cleared again, "Secrets always need a shield, don't they?"

"Finally, I want you to recognize yourself. ”

With another snap of the fingers, a document appeared out of thin air in front of each person's table.

Ke Shan raised his eyebrows, and walked out of the conference room with a smile, as for what kind of expression and follow-up the group of bigwigs would have when they saw Wen Jiàn on the table, it was not within his consideration.

The decoration of the company is modern and simple, all the compartments are directly made of glass, the first time you walk in, you will be bluffed, as if you have walked into a glass house, and feel dull, because of the transparency of the glass, all the heads and various computer texts are seen.

After staying for a long time, it will feel quite fair, everyone has their own space, there is no so-called too big ** between the boss and the employee, and everyone is doing it at a glance.

Even if it's Ke Shan, his own office is also glass, and you can see what he's doing inside from the outside.

Therefore, when passing by, he saw that someone dared to watch a TV show openly, and Ke Shan was also magical.

Sitting in such a position close to the aisle, how dare you die like this?

Originally, he didn't want to care, after all, he could still understand this kind of sneaky little action, plus this girl's previous work attitude and the tasks she gave her every time she completed it very well......

It's just that!

What did he see!

A little rabbit suddenly appeared on the screen, snatching the food from the middle man who was about to hand it to another animal.

Ke Shan's eyes lit up, and when he was about to take a step forward, he turned a corner and turned towards the female employee who was deserting.

Standing behind her, he lowered his head slightly, "Pretty looking, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, Brain Gong is really handsome, and the interaction with the little rabbit can't be more loving. Xu Meijia was fascinated by it, and subconsciously answered.

"Oh, it does seem to be very handsome, and you don't even take your work seriously. ”

Xu Meijia's expression of preparing for Amway immediately froze, and when she saw Ke Shan's face, she closed the browser in embarrassment, took off her headphones with a shrug, and stood aside, "Ke is always good." ”

"I'm afraid that I will be said that the new official has taken office three times. Ke Shan tried hard to make himself smile kindly, but the canine teeth flashed very playfully.

Xu Meijia heard Ke Shan say this, she wanted to die, she knew that her position was special, if it weren't for Ke Shan's meeting, she would not come out for a while, plus she couldn't help it, so she opened the webpage, but she didn't expect to hit the gun directly not long after it was opened.

Ke Shan picked up the lunch box that Xu Meijia put on the table, the bowl was made of glass, and he could see the salad platter inside at a glance, "It's almost summer now, and it's a little too late to lose weight." In view of the fact that you deserted at work today, you will be punished for having to eat in the canteen downstairs next, and you will not be ordered to gain 10 pounds without gaining weight. ”

"Huh!?" Xu Meijia broke down and took back the fruit salad.

"Well, from today onwards, the rest of my colleagues will supervise. ”

For a girl, the most devastating thing is not not not not being able to eat!

For a girl who wants to lose weight, the most devastating thing is not to work overtime, but to continue to gain weight.

Damn!

Xu Meijia waited for Ke to leave and couldn't wait to smash the fruit salad in her face-boss, don't go!

Ke Shan walked all the way back to his office, turned on the computer, and immediately searched for "Delicious Story".

_(:3"∠)_ That's right, if he hadn't been a little interested in seeing this show, he wouldn't have bothered to go to the "three fires of the new official".

2.

【Delicious Story Episode 1】

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[Barrage]

[Emma! Chef Sun actually drew a duck! Great, I've been coveting the clear water duck on her Weibo!]

Who is Lu Wen? I thought about it for a long time but didn't find this person. [+1!A standard look for a silly white sweet vomit drama.] 】

[Who is this thing!I actually drew such a stupid and cute creature as a hexagonal salamander!!]

[Wait!Brain, you're back!I haven't seen your face drooling yet.] 】

[Anyway, rabbits really eat carrots? 】

[Let me be that stupid rabbit and be fed carrots with warm oil in the brain, okay?]

[Oh no! You are holding back in front!]

[Kill the one in front who wants to be a rabbit!]

"Okay, now that all of our guests have chosen their favorite animals, let's turn the camera to the cabin to see how they get along. I believe that everyone has the same expectations as me, and secretly tell you a little secret, the camera installed in the cabin our guests did not know that there was a Oh. ”

"So ......" This is the most real situation, and if the broadcast is finished this time, the next time the guests will show their own real situation.

[I don't believe the nonsense of the program team, these must be routines]

[It's that Channel XX was picked up by a certain Xiaohua before, and the show was according to the script. 】

[Damn, mentally retarded, shouting in his mouth that it can't work, then you still watch. 】

[A little less routine, a little more sincerity, I just want to see the face of the brain that has disappeared for a long time passing by~]

[Our baby chicken is on a variety show for the first time, how can I not pay attention to it as a mother fan]

[Don't pay attention to those, suspect that it's a water army]

The fully enclosed makeshift cabin is a clear layout when you walk in, after all, there is only a wooden table in the middle, and a stool to sit on, and there is nothing superfluous.

The small cut screen of the six people's situation, the first cut of the show is, Kui Dan.

Kui Yingdi really lived up to his super hateful attribute of long pincer animals, and as soon as he entered the wooden house, the first thing he did was to throw the hairy crab that was tied up and couldn't move at all on the table, and let it fend for itself. He lifted his stool and sat down against the wall.

As soon as his butt hit the stool, he stood up again, and was about to open the door to ask the staff outside, but he pushed the door and found that he couldn't push it, only to know that the cabin had been locked, "What's the matter?" ”

At this time, the table in the room turned on the mode of big reversal.

[Ahh

[Warning ahead!The image of the Kui actor is about to be broken!]

[I really want to see the expression of the Kui Movie Emperor!]

[Kui Actor: Nima! This hairy crab is deceitful! You come out of the program team, I promise not to kill you!]

[Hairy crab: The monkey in front of it is poisonous!clamp it up and throw it away ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ⌒>┼○\"☆||Wall】

[Hahahaha, good image in front. 】

Kui Dan knocked on the door for a while, but there was no reaction outside the door, and he reacted immediately, this is another trick of the unreliable program team.

Turning around......

"I'll go!!Why is the hairy crab's rope broken!?"

The unscrupulous program team also specially made the action of Kui Da Movie King jumping up in fear in the later stage and did an X3 slow motion.

【Scare Labor and Management X1】【Scare Labor and Management X2】【Scare Labor and Management X3】

[Program team!!Well done!]

[I didn't expect you to be such a Kui Movie Emperor!_(:3"∠)_] [The first time I saw the Kui Movie Emperor pretending to be B being struck by lightning, I was a little excited to think about it.] 】

[Inexplicable contrast Moe is what's going on Orz......]

The hairy crab walked sideways on the table with its head held high, and then walked to the edge of the table with its brush held high, and then clumsily, carefully moving slowly on the side.

Kui Dan saw that the two pliers were not good, and he hid as far as he could.

At this time, the big broadcast of the program team sounded.

"Please get up close and personal with your little animal – kiss it. ”

[Good, good, good!]

[Hairy crab: kiss me (°‵′), hug me \\( ̄) ̄*\\))]

[Kui Movie Emperor: Which little smashed the plan, I'm tired of it!]

[Good umbilical cord (☆▽☆)]

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How could the show follow the audience's wishes, so it quickly switched to the next guest-Yi Jinbin.

Yi Jinbin carried the cage, and before he could react to the blow of turning from a pangolin into a rookie mouse, he complained as he walked, "Why did you become a mouse?

A glance at the cage saw 7 rats scurrying back and forth inside, as if poisoned and holding out a constipated face.

[it! With long legs! So look at the mouse is a little small...... Cute_(:3"∠)_]

[← So if you want to look petite, you have to be with someone who is countless times stronger than you. 】

[Hahahahahahaha

[, don't run hhhhhhh if you have close contact earlier]

[I can't help but want to fast forward when I say it!]

[!! outliers, look at the road, hhhhhh] [I didn't laugh, this is a sad story after all!]

However, the reminder of the barrage did not allow Yi Jinbin to receive radio waves from the future when he was recording before the show was played.

Yi Jinbin was still as careful as ever to watch out for the rookie in his hand, he didn't expect the program team to prepare such a "meat dish", and what was even more terrifying was that he only ordered an old movie to watch his acting skills yesterday......

What's more coincidental is that there is such a scene: male partner B was accidentally climbed up by a mouse when he was saving the heroine, and the mouse also said that he ran into his mouth when he panicked, and then drilled out of his abdomen, and the intestines all over the screen exploded......

The more he thought about it, the more red that picture became, and the more he thought about it, the more he wanted to throw the cage in his hand!

"Bang. ”

“Ouch！”

[Hahahahaha!

[Bang! The door frame is on! Hahahaha, child, are you lying!]

[Hahahahahaha 】

[23333 used to envy people who grew tall, but now I'm glad that I'm happy. 】

[Mom, the height of the outlier is estimated to be a hole in the ceiling at my house. 】

[I'm sorry I'm going to digress, but people with such a high outlier value pee when they go to the men's toilet] [Spray tea, the pot friend in front of me asked this question beautifully!]

[It may be the urine of the squatting horse, or the ...... with the legs open in a straight line and the expression of pain]

[Damn! I can't look at it directly!!Barrage protector!! my mind is full of outliers going to the toilet now]

Yi Jinbin touched his forehead, hunched over and walked in......

And then......

The barrage exploded laughing again.

Yi Jinbin: (╯"□′)╯(┻━┻Damn!The program team is deliberately tricking people, the ceiling is so low!Does he want to bow over and record the show throughout the whole process?

Yi Jinbin didn't see Kui Dan after he entered, although he felt strange in his heart, but after a glance and found that there was no camera, he kicked the rookie mouse to the corner and sat on the stool.

[This upright table, is this really not found to have a camera?] [← this is a normal person's table, okay, no matter how clean the rookie mouse is, it can't cover up the reality that it is dirty] [← heard that this little animal is going to be eaten later in the show, and I feel a little distressed hhhh]

[The height of this squatting and sitting is just the height of my standing.] 】

[The program team must have done it on purpose haha, it is impossible not to take into account the height of the outlier. 】

[Speaking of how did the name outlier come about, I didn't know it was Yi Jinbin after watching it for a long time. 】

[Didn't you tease him not to bend himself to look at the flower demon before, he said that his legs were very straight, and then he was "easy to grow straight", and he didn't make a rape flower's hand slippery and became an "outlier" hahahaha]

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Yi Jinbin completely entered a state of hostility and immobility at this time.

Subtitle group: 1 mouse, 2 mouse, 3 mouse......

The picture cuts to Ji Yunpiao's side, it's just ......

Fast forward for a few minutes, and the thing seemed to be out of state all the time, and the snake was also very docile and obediently hung around his neck all the time, making Ji Yunpiao look like he was wearing a high-end scarf, and he didn't feel like a snake at all.

But because of Ji Yunpiao's high popularity, he had to squeeze the alphabet group and add all kinds of cute subtitles, so that the pure daze of one person and one snake became a duel between stupid and cute masters - communicate with heart.

[Wuli chicken baby is really charming, even snakes can hold Zhuo

[The first time I saw the baby on the show, there was only news about his music, but I didn't expect our baby to be so stupid in private, so distressed]

[Distressed +1, I'm really thinking about how to create music all the time]

[distressed +10086, I suddenly feel that even if the baby falls in love with Yi, I have no opinion.] 】

[Fall in love +1] [Fall in love +1, hold back!The height difference between the two together is so cute!]

[Fall in love with peat, the brain is mine, when the opposite sex junior will be burned FFFFFFFF]

[The opposite sex CP who does not accept the binding, the brain woman chooses to hold the torch high and burn the opposite sex junior FFFFFFFFFF who is forcibly inserted]

The style of the barrage instantly changed from "distressed" to "FFFF", and later Ji Yunpiao appeared as soon as he appeared all kinds of "FFFFFF", even after the show was broadcast, it also left a little sequelae for Ji Yunpiao, no matter where it appeared, it was accompanied by all kinds of "FFFFF", as if he had become the leader of a new type of cult _(:3"∠)_.

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Where did all those carrots come from!?

Yi looked at the stupid rabbit in his hand in a daze, and kept throwing carrots in front of her as if he didn't want money.

Holding down the rabbit's restless paw that had no idea where to pull out the carrot, Yi tilted his eyes at the people around him, who didn't seem to feel anything strange about the rabbit.

Is it that she has been resting too well lately and has started to think cranky?

Seeing that the shovel officer did not react at all, the stupid rabbit's ears drooped down in a languishing manner, and the mountains of carrots around him disappeared. The little rabbit grabbed the leaf of one of the best carrots left behind and lifted it in front of Yi.

- Now, be my shovel officer.

[What's wrong with Brain Gong!?Why does it feel wrong!]

[From the moment I got the rabbit, my expression was not quite right, didn't the brain man like rabbits?]

[How stupid it looks, as if possessed by a baby chicken.] 】

[Front...... I've wanted to complain for a long time, why Ji Yunpiao is a chicken baby]

[Because we are all Ji (chicken) mothers]

[Wait, what's wrong with you!? Don't smile evilly, don't be mushy! I feel like I'm about to be abducted]

- It's just that a stupid rabbit's shielding method is too much water.

Yi Tilt took the stupid rabbit to his hand and looked back and forth, lifted the rabbit ears, cocked the rabbit's tail, just!

As soon as he entered the cabin, the stupid rabbit immediately jumped out of Yi Tilt's palm, squatted on the table and looked at Yi Tilt accusatory: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻What do you want to do! The first time we meet, I will play hooligan and bite you! As the interest of touching and hugging for the first meeting, I will reluctantly accept you as my shovel officer_(:D"∠)_

Yi tilted his eyes: Even if he flipped and jumped, the carrot held by the rabbit's paw did not fall out.

[Oh my God, the brain is only a little away from the ceiling and the top is reached]

- Therefore, the section (Luan) and the (jade) group (bamboo) are really deliberately rectifying Yi Jinbin.

[Wait, this rabbit is a sperm? actually 360 degrees in the air and jumped onto the table]

[Ma Ma asked me why I was kneeling to watch the show, but I didn't expect the rabbit to become a sperm. 】

[Ahhh

[I watched it back and forth three times and didn't find out how the carrots came out, it must be a bad thing done by the program team!]

[You are blind in front of you, and when the brain lifted the red hijab before, he pulled out a carrot from under the belly of the rabbit. 】

"Well, the rabbit is in a hurry and bites, right? Yi Tilt walked over, maybe the rabbit was too similar to the one in her memory, or maybe the rabbit was too small to look at it, and there was no sense of threat to Yi Tilt, so she directly reached out and poked the rabbit's head in anger.

The rabbit was very unhappy and used the carrot to block Yi's fingers: (╯"□′)╯(┻━┻I don't bite!I want to hit you with a carrot now!

Kneeling on the stool with one leg, Yi Tilt took out (grabbed) the carrot from the rabbit's hand, "Such a cute rabbit, where did the program team get it?"

Wake up, this rabbit isn't cute at all! Look at me!]

[In other words, look at me, the kind that can cook, it's much easier to raise than the rabbit who can only eat carrots!!]

[What kind of lie did you say before, my brain just watched the replay with me in bed. 】

[Ah, no matter how you look at it, the brain is handsome!]

[I really envy you people who sleep with your brain, which is like me, every time I post a photo with my husband, I will be said to be a PS photo [doge]]

Yi didn't pay attention, took the carrot and pulled the rabbit up......

The rabbit was biting on the carrot stupidly, and its blue eyes were wide open.

Tilt: ......

I just wanted to put my hand down a little bit so that the rabbit's feet touched the table and it didn't look so uncomfortable......

The rabbit's cheeks moved......

Then, with lightning speed, after the crisp sound of the carrot being bitten, it fell to the table, and it bounced twice, and looked at Yi Qian with a complaining face with a shrunken neck.

Tilt: ...... How is it a little different from the imaginary rabbit.

3.

Zou Yang knocked on the door and didn't see Ke Shan's reaction, so he pushed the door and walked in, taking a fake and serious peek, I really didn't expect a man like Ke Shan to watch those meaningless saliva shows, vomiting blood and said, "I didn't expect you to watch such a show," When I saw a silly white sweet on the screen, it was like lighting up a certain line, and he spread his hands generously, the young man has finally opened his mind, although his eyes don't seem to be very good, "Say, which one do you like, buddy, I will definitely help you get it back." ”

Ke flashed a glance at him and pointed to the stupid rabbit on the screen who was startled by the snake, "Don't you think this rabbit is cute?"

"......" special assistant Zou Yang looked left, right, horizontally and vertically, Leng didn't see that the ordinary hare on the screen was anything cute. When he moved his gaze to the person holding the rabbit, Zou Yang felt as if he had found the point, "You have taken a fancy to this guy, Luan has recently been extinct in the circle, saying that he must get this man's wife, if you two are on the bar, I am quite looking forward to it." ”

"Go and ask me how much it costs to buy this rabbit. ”

"......" Zou Yang was shocked for three seconds, "Damn!

"Uh-huh. ”

"There are thousands of rabbits, I said, do you know what this show is called? You are watching the replay of "Delicious Story" now, and if you record it today, I think this rabbit has probably been boiled. ”

"Where?"

"Are you going!?" Zou Yang immediately put Wen Jiàn down, "You have to look at this, it's much more anxious than rabbits, the rabbit nest mountain you kept saying not to move before has now been used by nearby farmers to herd sheep, do you want to warn them?"

The greedy wolf curled the corners of his mouth, "No, this mountain will be developed immediately." ”

"Huh?"

"If you have no home to go back, you can only catch it. ”

- Yes, stupid bunny.