Looking at Ye Tian and the three of them who were disheveled and a little gray on their bodies, Huang Laoxie asked suspiciously, "You three, did you fight with someone again after ten minutes of hard work just now?"

"The three of us can fight? What are you kidding? We're school medal junior three good students, how can we do such a thing as fighting?"

"And what's the matter with all this ash on you?"

"It's not like we don't wash our faces in the morning without soap, so we wash our faces with white ash. ”

"You're fooling me?"

"Old man, why are you so annoyed?

Huang Laoxie was just about to speak, when he heard his phone ringing. The other side of the phone roared: "Huang Laoxi, what do you mean by this? Your apprentice beat my apprentice with three indiscriminate efforts, and you ran away without even making a move, right? This revenge must be avenged by our Rainbow Gang, you wait!"

Huang Laoxie pursed his lips and hung up the phone. There are many such threats, but these three bastards are really troublemakers, and they have provoked so many people in the first day of their arrival.

"Why did you fight with those fools of the Rainbow Gang?" Huang Laoxie and the Rainbow Gang don't deal with each other, this is a secret that everyone in the rivers and lakes knows, but there is a national will behind many behaviors, so even if Huang Laoxie doesn't like any gang, he still has to pay money, and he still has to hold a meeting.

However, when he heard that Ye Tian had provoked the Rainbow Gang, Huang Laoxie was very happy in his heart.

The Rainbow Gang suffered a huge impact during the 10 years of turmoil, and several pillars were all knocked out of a sandpot (shot) by the government for the current counter-revolutionary crimes. However, this gang has entered the WTO very deeply, and often participates in some non-governmental activities, which makes some high-level leaders very uncomfortable.

Since ancient times, the state has invested heavily in Xuanhuang to organize these Jianghu sects, the purpose is to standardize these people with money, and not to disturb the normal social order by joining the WTO.

The Rainbow Gang is a repeated, so Huang Laoxie sent someone to burn down the Rainbow Gang's branch in Shanghai, although no evidence was left, but anyone with a discerning eye knows that it is the black hand of Huang Laoxi, and this Liangzi is finished.

This apprentice of his own, caused trouble everywhere, and this matter was right for Huang Laoxi's temper and appetite.

Ye Tian shook his head: "How do I know? This kid got up early in the morning and had convulsions, saying that I and Ouyang Qingfeng's little lady made a baby kiss, and if you want to fight with me, didn't I just slap that little girl's ass twice? Besides, I don't even know about this, this kid has convulsions and rushed at me." ”

Chubby rolled up his sleeves beside him: "We are not used to him, a handful of lime plus a mouse trap, and then another handful of lime, if they are not blind, they have to make them amblyopia." ”

Huang Laoxie looked at these three despicable but proud guys speechlessly and asked, "Don't you really feel a little, even a little embarrassed?"

"Why should we be embarrassed?"

"It's a bit too despicable for you to do this, isn't it? It's either a kick in the crotch, or a lime rat clip board brick, do you know what the highest level of martial arts is?"

"I know I know, I know to convince people with virtue. "Chubby lifted* replied.

"Fart! The highest level of martial arts is speed and strength!" "Second Cannon felt that his answer was the most correct and philosophical.

Ye Tian shook his head: "It's, the highest level is to kill the other party at all costs, and everything else is fake." ”

"Damn, if you say that, then everyone should stop practicing martial arts, send you a pistol, and you can kill the other party. ”

Ye Tian looked at Huang Laoxie with disdain: "Do you think this gun is the paper airplane you played with when you were a child?

Xiaopang smiled and said to Huang Laoxi: "Master, do you know what I admire you the most? I admire you the most for lying and not blushing, and I even admire you for being so ......naïve at your age."

Huang Laoxi: "I ......&*%......*("

The second artillery pointed at Ye Tian and Xiaopang and said: "Master has such a little shortcoming, you just bury the master like this?" Hearing the second artillery say this, Huang Laoxi's heart felt better, and just thinking about how to praise the second artillery for a while, he heard the second artillery continue: "Master has a small heart, be careful to wear small shoes for you later!"

Huang Laoxie pinned his head with tears in his eyes, since he couldn't conquer them in words, let them submit in training, let these boys know that they should respect the teacher, otherwise the teacher's little shoes are not a joke. The second artillery can't run, so let you pretend to be a good person here.

However, Lin Shushan and Ouyang Changle, the two old guys, were willing to use their granddaughter as bait, this information is really important. Huang Laoxi's eyes were dripping and rolling, sweeping up and down Ye Tian's body like a scanner, making Ye Tian creepy, and he grabbed a pillow in the car to protect his chest very vigilantly.

Huang Laoxie touched a few goatees on his chin and began to make his wishful thinking. If Qingfeng's kid and Ye Tian got together, wouldn't the Ouyang family be tantamount to an alliance with him?

Seeing that the corners of Huang Laoxi's mouth showed that familiar lewd smile again, the three fat men felt a chill in their hearts.

Every time this old thing laughs like this, he must have thought of some bad idea.

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Shang Yunfeng looked down at his big belly, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. This belly seems to be bigger again, and it is really a fat physique that drinks water.

What made Shang Yunfeng even more helpless was not only the weight he had gained, but also his own girl, Shang Yurou.

Since this kid last met Ye Tian, his heart for practicing martial arts has become even more crazy. Almost every few days, Yurou had to pester herself to inquire about Ye Tian's whereabouts. It would be good if the little girl's love first opened, and when Shang Yunfeng asked around and around, he found that the problem was even more serious than he imagined - Yurou, this kid, was actually bent on defeating Ye Tian.

Thinking of this, Shang Yunfeng felt that it was necessary to cultivate the normal concept of Yurou's love between men and women from now on, although it was earlier, it was better than too late in the future. If I really wait until that day, I'm afraid I will have the heart to cry to death.

"Yurou, Ye Tian is in Yanjing now, I can only ask about this. ”

Shang Yunfeng started in Fujian, and this time he came to Hainan and encountered an unexpected episode, but it soared into the sky, and the entire Hainan Province was fine when he walked sideways. But in a place like Yanjing, where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, is like a small loach. No one would know that on the island of Huaxia Kingdom, there is such a Yunfeng real estate.

"Dad, how did he go to Yanjing?"

"Dad didn't know, I asked around for a long time, but I couldn't find out where he was. Shang Yunfeng squinted his eyes and brewed for a long time before he asked Shang Yurou slowly: "Yurou, Dad wants to ask you, but it doesn't mean anything else to ask, how about that Ye Tian?" Shang Yunfeng forcibly held back the vomiting feeling in his heart and said: "I think that kid is very handsome, and he knows how to be polite, kind-hearted, and good at studying, if you can find such a boyfriend in the future, I will be content." ”

To Shang Yunfeng's relief, Shang Yurou's child did not react as unresponsive as before this time, but looked at Shang Yunfeng in surprise and said, "Boyfriend, what do I want a boyfriend like him to do? What I have to do is not to lose him and then trample him under his feet in five years!" When Shang Yurou said this, her slender and delicate eyebrows were twisted together, and her snow-white shell teeth were bared, like a kitten that was in power, with a fierce expression, which made Shang Yunfeng stunned.

The same scene was also staged between Huang Laoxie and Ye Tian.

The car took Huang Laoxie and a few of them back to the downtown hotel, and in the open space of the parking lot in the backyard of the hotel, Huang Laoxie squatted obscenely, and was spitting with a tree branch to teach the three children about physiology and hygiene.

"So, in less than four years, if you develop early, it will be three years, if you insist on watching the mysterious popular science pictures and island country action movies that I never spread every day, at most two years, your little brother will be able to say goodbye to the embarrassing situation of only peeing, at that time, the beauties of the world are at your disposal, men, you must have three wives and four concubines hugging left and right to find flowers and ask willows, so as not to be in vain in this life!"

Seeing the indifferent appearance of the three children, Huang Laoxie was a little annoyed, could it be that the apprentice he fancied was not lustful at all? Is it a righteous gentleman?, that teaches it to have a fart meaning. However, looking at the usual life style of these three fat people, they are definitely bad masters with sores on the top of their heads and pus on the soles of their feet, how can such bad people not be lustful? No, enlightenment education is very important, these three fat men fight together every day, and they will not become comrades for a long time, right?

Looking at Huang Laoxi's outlook on life and values and the way of thinking about problems, it is really different.

"What kind of expression are you guys? Aren't you tempted at all? Xiaopang, let's talk about it first, how many wives are you going to marry in the future!" Huang Laoxie decided to start with Chubby, who had the weakest willpower. This fat man belongs to the kind of person who can even change his gender as long as he has delicious food, not only is his willpower not firm, but he is also very obscene and has no bottom line.

"Why should I marry that thing?" Fat sat cross-legged on the ground, with a look of disdain. Look at Huang Laoxi's head and face with gradually rising black lines, every time this black line comes out, he either wants to do it or has brain congestion.

Xiaopang hurriedly changed his words: "But the master said that he wanted to marry, then he would marry." Master, can you trouble you to replace your wife with this matter?"

Huang Laoxie scolded Xiaopang with tears and laughter: "Fuck your sister, how can someone else replace this thing, don't talk nonsense, quickly answer the question." ”

Xiaopang looked at Huang Laoxie timidly, and couldn't make up his mind for a moment to say how many wives can make Huang Laoxie happy: "Two?" Seeing Huang Laoxi's cold eyes, Xiaopang hurriedly remedied: "Can two take out their hands? At least four wives have to be ...... eat"

Huang Laoxi's head was full of black lines: "Eat! Eat your eggs! Lao Tzu has never eaten human flesh when he is so old! That's called marrying! Marrying a wife! Raising a concubine! Looking for a sister! Do you understand, it's been in vain for me to work hard!"

But Xiaopang's next words suddenly made Huang Laoxie feel the urge to find a piece of tofu and kill him.

Xiao Fat suddenly opened his mouth, smiled and spread both hands, and fell into a beautiful lust: "I want to marry ten! Yes! Marry ten wives! I can get by, and when I get tired of it, I will kill and eat meat! Master, you haven't eaten human flesh yet, have you? I will chop them into buns, marinate them into bacon, and make them into hot pots to honor Master! Yes, I will marry ten, and if ten is not enough to eat, I will marry twenty! Master is so old, how many years can he live? I have never eaten human flesh, so let my apprentices honor you in the future!

Huang Laoxie was so excited that he burst into tears, gritted his teeth and turned his face away.

What a filial child, how can you meet it yourself? This fat man doesn't eat all the fat meat, but he always wants to eat other people's meat, it's not a thing.

"How many wives does the Second Artillery want to marry?" Huang Laoxie wiped away his tears, wiped the scars in his heart, and looked at the Second Artillery with a face full of anticipation.

"I'm a man who stands up to the sky, what do I do when I marry a wife? I have been with Brother Ye Tian all my life, fighting together during the day, and sleeping on a quilt at night! If there is a quota to force me to marry, I will give my quota to Xiaopang, but the premise is that my wife will make bacon to eat, and I want two-thirds. "The second artillery artillery is categorical and extremely firm in expressing its position.

Xiaopang glanced at the second cannon next to him and said: "Cut, at most one person and half, split your wife from the middle, otherwise don't talk about it!"

Huang Laoxie lay on the ground and cried sadly.

One is dreaming of marinating his wife into bacon and eating it, the other doesn't even have a normal sexual orientation, and there is a fool Ye Tian who simply doesn't ask. Huang Laoxie looked at the sky speechlessly, could it be that my mastery has been lost?

After Huang Laoxie was sad, he opened his mouth to ask Ye Tian, but after thinking about it, he closed his mouth again. Don't block yourself, look at the disgusting look of that kid picking his nostrils with his fingers other than his thumb in turn, and take it slowly* in the future.

"Ye Tian, what do you say about Ouyang Qingfeng's girl?" Huang Laoxie held back for a long time, still very unwilling. I asked with the mentality of trying it out.

"What's the taste? I didn't make her into a barbecued pork bun, I don't know how it tastes. The feel is okay, the little butt is smooth and tender. ”

Hearing Ye Tian's answer, Huang Laoxi's eyes suddenly glowed with gold. Wow Ka Ka, my baby apprentice still has the style I had back then, and I actually looked away just now. Huang Laoxie excitedly leaned forward again: "Then you marry that little girl back, you can touch it as much as you want every day!"

Ye Tian looked at Huang Laoxie like an idiot and said, "Are you sick? Marry someone home in order to touch them? Don't you have a sense of responsibility? Besides, am I stupid or crazy? Marry that fierce girl? When we go home, we can't catch her when we fight, do you want to watch a police movie? Lao Tzu won't play it for you." Ye Tian waved his hand: "If you want to marry yourself, don't always introduce such ugly monsters to me." After Lao Tzu touched her, he would not be responsible. ”

Huang Laoxie was speechless again, if you dare to kiss that girl and be irresponsible when you grow up, it is estimated that you will be castrated when you go out.

"How good that girl is, she is so smart now, she will definitely be a beauty when she grows up! If you don't work hard, you won't have a chance to let people look at you in the future!"

Ye Tian looked at Huang Laoxie very seriously, and suddenly pointed at his nose and shouted angrily: "Damn, you old guy, it turns out that you have a grudge against that girl's grandfather, so you let me marry her! You two old things want to cheat Lao Tzu if you have a grudge, Lao Tzu will not be fooled!"

Huang Laoxi's heart chuckled, this apprentice's heart and eyes have progressed too fast, it seems that class struggle can indeed make people smarter, and in the future, this kid will have to use more advanced means.