Episode 311: The Human Pyramid
PS: In fact, I have hesitated about too many Korean transliterations, but it is strange that I don't feel it, this is really a turnip green, some book friends don't like it, some book friends like it, how to choose is not right......
PS2: Just to digress, I'm actually in favor of standardizing and enforcing etiquette like South Korea and Japan, although it has a very face-saving flavor, but many quality problems are actually not enough face-saving projects. Over the years, we have engaged in a lot of Hanfu and Chinese culture education to save some face, but why can't it be popular in the end? If it is as strong as the standardization of etiquette and must be observed, it will not disappear like a gust of wind. In other words, we are still a country of etiquette, but now we can't even do the etiquette on face, and we actually don't have much confidence when we laugh at Japan and South Korea.
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Xu Xian looked in front of the drink machine, thinking that he would have to practice more at night, and finally decided to buy a bottle of Sophora Tea Drink, just put the coin into it, and stretched out a hand behind him and pressed it on the coke.
Xu Xian pursed her lips and turned around with a straight face, and when she saw who was the person who snatched her drink, she hurriedly saluted: "Anihasse, Lit OPPA, Eunhyuk OPPA......"
Litt hurriedly stopped her greeting with a wry smile and said, "Okay, okay, Zhu Xuan, you don't have to call all of us by name, we just went back to the company to buy some drinks, I didn't expect to meet you, Yinhe was just joking, don't be angry." ”
Xu Xian looked at the large group of SJ people in front of him, and if he called them all once, he was tired enough to listen to or shout, so he nodded and said, "No, the OPPA have worked hard." ”
Eunhyuk ran to the drink machine and bent down to pick up the Coke from the shipping port, and was about to open it to drink, when Litt slapped him the back, "Ahhh
Eunhyuk was so photographed that he almost knocked his teeth on the Coke can, sneered and took out a coin from his pocket and handed it to Xu Xian and said, "Hehe, Zhu Xuan, OPPA, I'll tease you, you can collect the money and buy it next time, I'll ask you what you want to drink." ”
Xu Xian shook his head and stuffed the coin into the coin slot, and said while choosing bitter ginseng tea: "This drink is also a treat from my predecessors, not my own money, so I don't need to invite Yinhe OPPA." ”
Litt pulled a coin out of his pocket and said, "Oh, which senior has returned to the company? Could it be Yoon-ho and they have returned from Japan?"
Xu Xian said while bending down to take the bitter ginseng tea: "It's not TVXQ's predecessors, it's Zheng Xiyi's predecessors." ”
The coin in Little's hand fell to the ground.
Eunhyuk's Coke fell on his body without noticing.
The others were silent for a moment, but in the blink of an eye, Little didn't care about the coins on the ground, and Eunhyuk didn't care about the Coke in his hand, and the two of them raised their feet and ran upstairs, and the other SJ members also rushed to the stairs after them as if they were activated.
Xu Xian looked at the coins falling on the ground, and then looked at the empty front, puffed out his little face, squatted down and silently picked up all the coins.
Zheng Xiyi on the third floor is still chatting with Park In-jung and Jung so-yeon, but it is mainly Jung so-yeon, because Park In-jung only joined S.M in November 2005, just after Jung Hee-yi left South Korea, so she and Jung Hee-yi only met once in the previous two days, or when she was late......
Although Zheng Xiyi has been chatting with Zheng Xiuyan, he did not snub Park Renjing, but soon he noticed that Park Renjing turned his gaze to the clock hanging on the wall from time to time, Zheng Xiyi's heart moved, and said to Park Renjing: "Renjing XI If there is anything urgent, go and do it, you don't have to accompany me here, it's okay." ”
Park Injing's face turned red all of a sudden, and he apologized embarrassedly and said, "Crisp Song Mita, senior, I have a bit of a rush at home, so I ......"
Zheng Xiyi waved his hand and said, "Since you have something, let's go, don't delay your business, I just haven't seen Xiuyan for two years, so let's talk a little bit." ”
Zheng Xiuyan glanced at him, stretched out her hand and pushed Park Renjing and said, "Oni, since you have something, leave quickly, don't be polite to him, he doesn't care about this." ”
Park In-jeong stood up with a red face and was just about to salute goodbye, when the door of the practice room was slammed open, and a large group of boys rushed in, and Eunhyuk was the first to pounce on Jung Hee-yi and shouted, "Wow! Brother Hee-yi, it's really you!"
Zheng Xiyi was still sitting on the ground, and he was directly knocked down by Yinhe, and before Zheng Xiyi could scream, a few boys pressed up on his body, and all the parts except his head were pressed to the bottom at once.
Park In-jing looked at Zheng Xiyi, who was still smiling gently, in shock, and now only the back of his head is on the floor at his feet, as for the face, hehe, he is making the most intimate contact with the floor......
Looking at the human pyramid on the ground, and then looking at the prodigy and Kyu-hyun who were standing on the side of the pyramid and hesitating, Park In-jing thought to himself that it was good that the prodigy predecessor didn't pounce, otherwise Zheng Xiyi's predecessor would have died.
Before Park In-jung could figure it out, Kim Hee-cheol walked into the practice room with his hands in his pocket and swayed, this guy only ran one floor and changed to leave, so it was too late. When he came in and saw this scene, he immediately laughed, took his hand out of his pocket and rubbed it, and then said to the prodigy and Kyuhyun: "Prodigy, Kyuhyun, what are you looking at?
Park Injing's jaw was frightened, the prodigy looked at Kim Hee-cheol, Kim Hee-cheol frowned and pointed to the human pyramid, the prodigy took a deep breath, and pounced on him with a tragic expression that blocked the gun's eye, and Kim Hee-cheol pushed the old little Kyu-hyun and immediately flew on top of him.
The three of them smashed their front and back feet on the human pyramid, and Zheng Xiyi, who finally turned his left face to free his nose and breathed normally, suddenly screamed loudly, "Ahh
The girls were already laughing wildly around the human pyramid in groups of three or five, and Zheng Xiuyan said to Park Injing, who was holding back a smile and didn't know how to be good, while taking pictures in circles: "Renjing Oni leave them alone, a group of naïve children, if you have something at home, you should go back quickly." ”
Park Injing gritted her teeth and saluted the human flesh pyramid with a smile: "Anihasse, seniors, I am in a hurry to leave, so I won't bother the OPPA." ”
Jin Xiche, who was at the top, waved his hand in a chic manner and said, "Go, go, you're welcome." ”
Park Injing covered her mouth and turned to leave, if she didn't leave, she was afraid that she would laugh and fall to the floor......
As soon as he walked to the door, Xu Xian pushed the door and walked in, and saw Park Injing standing behind the door and was about to salute, but at a glance he saw the pile of human pyramids on the ground, and immediately froze, "This ...... What's going on?"
Park Renjing laughed twice and quickly covered her mouth and said vaguely: "You'll know when you go to see it, Ernie is in a hurry, so I won't tell you." ”
Saying that, she opened the door and ran, Xu Xian hesitated and walked over, circled around the human pyramid for half a circle, and finally saw Zheng Xiyi who was "suppressed" under the pyramid, "Uh...... Xiyi senior......"
Zheng Xiyi was pressed to stick out his tongue, these thirteen guys pressed on his body It was really heavy, but in fact, it was not really all pressed on Zheng Xiyi, and Yinhe and Lit, who were the first to pounce, were shaken down on the floor next to him by him, and were pressed to the bottom with him......
"Okay, okay, OPPA, you are also people who have been debuting for almost two years, you should be an example for your juniors, why are you still so naughty. ”
Zheng Xiuyan, who took out her mobile phone and took N photos from the front and back, finally came up to solve the siege, and the human pyramid disintegrated, and everyone else was fine, only Zheng Xiyi, Yinhe and Lit, who were pressed at the bottom, were lying on the floor and humming.
"Ahh......h
Yinhe was also pressed to stick out his tongue, lying next to Zheng Xiyi and crying with a sad face: "Brother, I am also a victim, who knew that these guys would pounce together." ”
Zheng Xiyi poked Lit, who was lying next to him, and said, "Brother Lit, how did you become the captain, and you didn't have a temper when you were pressed into a piece of paper by your own teammates?"
Little barely sat up and looked at his teammates sitting around him, and said with a smile: "It's good, it's good to be able to work together so well." Although Eunhyuk and I are both pressed underneath, we don't lose anything with you, a famous world star. ”
Zheng Xiyi sighed and got up from the ground and sat down, shook his head and reached out to untie the crooked ponytail, but Stella had already taken the first step to hold down his head, "Don't move, I'll come." ”
The members of SJ whistled and whistled, and Zheng Xiyi glared, "MOYA, DO YOU HAVE ANY OPINIONS ON MY SISTER COMBING MY HAIR?"
Little smiled and said, "We don't have opinions, we are envious." ”
Zheng Xiyi nodded proudly and said, "Well, if you can speak, you will pass the test." ”
Litt finally took a breath, stood up from the ground, stretched out his hand to pull Yinhe up, and then waved his hand, and the SJ13 people stood in a row and bowed to Zheng Xiyi: "3, 2, 1, Anihasse, Zheng Xiyi's senior, Super_Junior Yi Mida." ”
Zheng Xiyi also stood up as early as when they were standing in a row, nodded and saluted in return: "Well, you have worked hard. ”
Litt stepped forward and hugged Zheng Xiyi, and the other 12 members also stepped forward to hug him one by one, until Zheng Xiyi was busy with Guixian, and Guixian hurriedly saluted and said, "Zheng Xiyi senior, Guixian Yi Mida." ”
Zheng Xiyi smiled and stepped forward to hug him and patted him, which made Guixian blush, he didn't expect his predecessors to be so enthusiastic.
Zheng Xiyi let go of his hand and held his shoulders and said: "Nei, I know who you are, busy with Nei, right, I heard that you sing very well, it's really good, if it weren't for you and Yisheng, I would think SJ is not an idol group but a dance troupe." ”
"Ah, it's amazing that you can sing! What is a dance troupe, we just dance better than you, right?" Lit, Eunhyuk, and Heeche all came over and pushed Zheng Xiyi, and everyone laughed.
Kyuhyun smiled and didn't speak, looking at Zheng Hee-yi and Litt joking, but his heart was very warm.
He and Park In-jung both joined ** at the same time through the kiss-youth singing contest, so like Park In-jing, he had never seen Zheng Xiyi before. In May 2006, when Kyu-hyun joined SJ as the 13th member, he was very nervous, afraid that the original 12 members would exclude him, and now although he has already integrated into the SJ group, the first time he saw the world star Jung Hee-yi, who is known as the biggest help of SJ's debut, it would be a lie to say that he was not worried about Jung Hee-yi snubbing him at all. Jung Hee-yi's affectionate embrace and recognition of his value in SJ made Kyuhyun feel that this senior was really as gentle and kind as Brother Eun Hyuk and Brother Han Geng said.
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