847 Age fraud
"That's right! I'm sure I won't be like this! Other men, whether this will be the case, then I don't know! I don't care, you can say whatever you want!" Hu Dafa really wanted to remind her, when she wanted to scold people in the future, it was best to add a supplementary explanation, "The men mentioned in this passage do not include Hu Dafa!" This is perfect.
"Later, what happened? I found you and watched the exhibition together!"
"Oh, Brother Hu, what are you still saying! I really ---- convinced! I have taken all my own service!" Lan Yue'er took a sip of beer, regretting that her intestines might be blue, "After entering, didn't you get separated! He didn't look for me, I didn't look for him, just consumed it! What a broken exhibition, I didn't see it, he didn't see it, I don't know." It wasn't until noon, when I was hungry and couldn't stand it anymore, that I called him. ”
"Alas! It's another belly full of gas!" Lan Yue'er paused, turned her head and asked Hu Dafa, "Brother Hu, you said, boyfriend and girlfriend go out to play together, so if the woman is hungry, should we find a nearby place to eat something together?"
"Well, that's not an exaggeration!" Hu Dafa was a little surprised by the man's performance, could it be that when he went out to play with him, he even had to bring his own lunch? No, wouldn't it be a child's outing, bringing his own lunch, playing, making trouble, eating and drinking at the same time.
"I called him, and I searched for a long time, and it took me half an hour to find me! I said I was hungry, find a place to eat! Guess what he said? Or I would have obeyed myself! How did my temper suddenly become so good? I wasn't like this before, right?"
"What did he say?
"He said, he's not hungry! I want to talk about it after watching the exhibition! Hey, you say, he ---- I owe him! Finally, he told me to eat it myself, ----and I wanted to scold him at that time!" Lan Yue'er's tone suddenly became rough, like a female man's upper body, and suddenly turned into a fierce fly, panting heavily.
"Hey, by the way, there's one more thing, Brother Hu, you can help me analyze it! He lied, what should I do?" As soon as this matter was put down, Lan Yue'er brought up another matter.
"Lying? What are you talking about? Is it benign? Or is it unintentional? Between boyfriend and girlfriend, don't be so serious! Is it a joke? If you take it seriously, it will be endless, or you won't be able to speak!" Hu Dafa thought back to himself, lying, isn't that what he says every day? It seems that he really hasn't told the truth to anyone. Listen to others and analyze for yourself! Be a man, don't be too sincere, you will get hurt!
At first, one or two sentences slowly increased, but now when you count them carefully, there are baskets of lies every day, and the truth is almost gone! Just as people grow up, the slow lies also grow with the years, like the rings of a tree, more and more.
But on the other hand, no one is the fighter for genetically modified food, so why is he so responsible for every word he says! What about so many Chinese people, who is more serious? What about so many leaders and experts in managing agriculture, who eats genetically modified food, what does it have to do with me? Why should I take care of it? I still have to offend so many people, is there any benefit? He didn't get a red envelope from everyone because he figured out that genetically modified food was not suitable for consumption?
"Oh, this kind of thing, just get used to it!"
"Brother Hu, a matter of principle, how do you let me get used to it!"
"What the hell did he ---- lie about, and you caught him?"
"When he went on a blind date, he said that he was a pig! But when I went to see the exhibition, I needed an ID card to buy a ticket, so I looked at it, and it was written on the ID card that he was a sheep! He was four years old! You say, is this a lie? Age fraud!"
"Uh!" Hu Dafa didn't expect that Lan Yue'er's lying meant this, "Supposedly, it may be that I want to go to school in the morning, no one at home is watching the children, and I have reported my age a little older, and I have done it before! A difference of one or two years is a common thing, but it is four years older all of a sudden, which is not very good! Although they all belong to domestic animals, they are all under the jurisdiction of the Agricultural Bureau......
"Brother Hu, I don't actually ask for anything else, only asking: good character, be good to me, as for how much knowledge he has, how many houses, how much money he has, in fact, I don't care! As for height and appearance, I am not rare! Isn't it like that when I am old! Of course, it is best ----to be handsome! The problem is, he can't lie to me about age! Is his age clear?" Lan Yue'er is really serious about this matter.
"Didn't you ask him about this?"
"No, I'll wait for him to explain it to me!" Lan Yue'er threw away the empty can in her hand, and went to the plastic bag to take out a can.
"Don't drink it, you'll get drunk if you drink too much!" Hu Dafa pressed Lan Yue'er's hand and gently persuaded him. You're a girl, don't drink too much, are you making me sin? Or do you have a howitzer for me, ready to spray me at any time?
"Actually, I don't think the question of age is too important! I've said it all: height is not a gap, age is not a problem! If two people really love each other, do they still care about the difference of how many years old? If there is a difference of three or four years old, it is not a big deal! Older men will hurt people, and there is a difference of thirty or forty years! Right! Two people have to run in with each other, just like two stones, both have edges and corners, so take your time! If you smooth out, the days will be harmonious, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! There will always be many advantages to more contact!"
"Uh, how did you fall in love with him at that time?" Hu Dafa still had a scale in his heart, and if the woman was not happy, she would have divided it up a long time ago! Why spend a few months? Just like that man, if you see him, you can make a lifelong decision, and you must not see him for ---- life. Only if the woman still has some expectations and some ideas, she will make appointments and be asked again and again!
"I didn't have a crush on him!" Lan Yue'er pouted and denied what she was thinking. Lies are not only told by men, but also by women. After a while, he said slowly: "The height is okay, the appearance is quite handsome! Unlike those who are not old and decrepit, they are not old, and they don't have much hair! Alas, if they are in the same room every day, they are a little scared!" After speaking, he turned his head to look at Hu Dafa again.
Hey, what do you mean, where do you look? I have very thick hair ----! Why do you look at me at a critical moment? Do you have to compare me with other men? Hu Dafa rolled his eyes and was a little unhappy.
"What else is there?" "I'm a little scared to look at the bald head, so I can't just look at the hair to eat enough! Between two people, we must always complement each other, appreciate each other, and help each other, so that the relationship of love can be more durable!
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