1.

"You're the Tilt?"

Taking advantage of the gap between Luan Yuzhu and Kui Dan chatting, Lu Wen came to Yitian's side with a wine glass, "You look really handsome, no wonder Luan 'always has a good eye for you'." But do you think your gender is male or female? or...... Neither male nor female?"

Various ways of dealing with it flashed in his mind, and finally he chose to pretend to be drunk_(:3"∠)_

I suddenly feel that it is a sin to be too handsome, and now I really admire those seniors who can be eaten with tofu at the wine table and can still carry it, and they deserve to have the potential to become superstars.

After all, opportunities are reserved for those who are stinging (skin) and thick (thick).

Although pretending to be drunk is a private matter, it is obvious that the other party does not intend to let her go like this.

So, Yi Tilt also decided to be cheeky, anyway, she is drunk now. Yi Tian stood up and took off his coat, leaning over to approach Lu Wen, "What do you think?"

When a girl has the idea of "being handsome" for a man, she actually already has a good impression, and as for other unfavorable factors from the outside world, when they are broken, they will soon have different chemical reactions.

Say:

After asking, Yi tilted his eyes half-confused, and looked at Lu Wen drunkenly with eyes that would make people indulge.

[Humans are difficult creatures to parse, with incomparably complex brains. 】

Lu Wen's eyes widened violently, and she steadied herself and stepped back.

[In the case of knowing that the other party should not have a good impression, the easier it is to rebel and have a good feeling. 】

Yi tilted his collar, stood up, and stretched out his hands as if he was going to hold Lu Wen in his arms the next moment.

[Girls are one of the more difficult types to be figured out, as the saying goes, a woman's heart, a needle under the sea. 】

"You, you...... What are you doing!?" Lu Wen's hands were soft, the wine in the wine glass accidentally spilled on her skirt, and she pushed Yi Tian away in a panic, "I won't take a fancy to you." ”

"Huh?" Yi Qian forced a smile, "I've drunk too much, go to the toilet first." ”

After the teasing, Lu Wen, who was brained by alcohol, returned to her senses, and was so embarrassed that she was so red that she took the wine glass and put it aside.

What Yi Qian didn't expect was that Ji Yunpiao actually came out to the toilet with her.

Well, what Yitian didn't expect was that Ji Yunpiao was really a little shorter than her.

Well, she has been immersed in the entertainment industry for many years, although she has been criticized for not having any popular works. But there is still a point where Yitian often makes her appear on various gossip forums, maintaining a tepid popularity, although she doesn't think this popularity is very good...... The multiple side effects caused by it are that many celebrities have not wanted to take photos with her for many years, and they are not even willing to take pictures that pass by, in short, there are many stars who do not want to be in the same frame with her.

After all, now is an era of "big stars" where all kinds of information are faked, and even the height is to create a perfect number of "big stars", and she, a girl who does not meet the height of the heroine's law, has become a humanoid height ruler in the entertainment industry since she was measured in flat shoes on a show.

There is no human right at all, and when you want to criticize someone's height, there will inevitably be a variety of contrasting photos in the post.

It's not her fault that she's tall, helpless.

"Eh, wait, I'm in the women's bathroom, and you're over there. ”

Ji Yunpiao's eyes were bright, and he looked up at Yi Tian attentively.

"...... "it!" you Tuo Ma told me that you are not drunk, it! This Tuo anesthesia feels more shrewd than usual, okay.

"The men's restroom is over there. Yi Qian pointed behind Ji Yunpiao again.

Ji Yunpiao looked behind him, nodded, and walked in the direction of the toilet.

Yi Tian watched him walk in that direction before continuing to walk towards the women's bathroom.

The distance between the women's toilet and the men's toilet is simply the north and south, but such a pattern will feel safer?

What a ghost (╯‵□′) ╯(┻━┻.

Wait a minute......

Yi heard a different sound of footsteps behind him, and turned his head to look, "...... Why are you back again?"

Ji Yunpiao didn't speak, just stared at Yi Qian with shining eyes.

Yitian: This kind of cutest height difference or something, the height of women and the shortness of men, it is very embarrassing

- because she felt that her flood of power was about to pour out irrepressibly.

All right......

Yi Tian stood outside the door of the men's toilet with a loveless expression, although she just wanted to pee, but she never expected that she would end up becoming a nanny who "peed" for the "giant baby".

And the main thing is......

The door opened again.

It's still the guy with shiny eyes.

Whether it works or not, just go to the toilet, this is the third time.

Yi poured up her sleeves, her power was really uncontrollable, "Look at your appearance, it doesn't look like you're going to the toilet, follow me and go back to the box together." ”

Paralysis!

Don't pull my sleeves, you're drunk!

When you're drunk, you can play a child's temper!

Although she is now wrapped in her breasts, it does not mean that she wants to, gives, one, one, 25, years old, male, raw, put, pee!

If this is bumped into and appears on tomorrow's headlines, it will be so embarrassing that it can't be more embarrassing!

For the first time, all kinds of complaints rolled out in Yitian's mind, and it was rare not to be calm.

She!

Absolute!

No!

To give!

He!

Put the pee!

Target!!!!

Therefore, Yi Tian didn't care how Ji Yunpiao looked at her with bright eyes, and directly dragged Ji Yunpiao back to the box with strong means and stuffed it into the hands of his two assistants.

Don't ask her why she didn't go to the toilet in the end!

She's just!

2.

Two hours had passed since the meal, and most of the people had been drunk and collapsed on the table like mud.

Luan Yuzhu saw that Yi Tilt was still looking calm and light, and began to move again, and the wine-colored style came to hook up with Yi Tilt.

"What kind of animals do you like?"

"Bunny, probably. ”

"Rabbit, it's really cute," Luan Yuzhu laughed a little, probably because he really didn't expect Yi Tian to like a soft and weak little animal like a rabbit, "Then I'll ask the program team to arrange a super cute rabbit for you tomorrow." ”

Tilt: ...... Mr. Luan, have you forgotten the purpose of your show, this hookup technique is really a rhythm destined to be lonely for a lifetime.

"Luan always has a heart. Yi Tilt touched Luan Yuzhu's cup and took a sip indifferently.

"It's so cute, Yitian, I really can't bear to let the show finish recording so quickly, and suddenly decided, the show will surprise you when the time comes. Luan Yuzhu watched Yi tilt's throat float slightly, and his fingers moved.

Tilt: ...... Thank you so much, it was already a super "surprise" when I was asked to be on the show.

"Drinking. Yi Jinbin suddenly sat up straight, holding a wine glass, and after looking for a long time, he didn't find Kui Dan (who had been drinking with him before) (he had already gone back), blindfolded, glanced at the box, and finally directly set the target on the two human figures that were still erect.

Holding the wine bottle, he staggered over, "Drink!

Yi poured an oath that she had never seen Luan Yuzhu glance at Yi Jinbin with super sharp eyes just now.

Yi Tilt held Yi Jinbin and was about to snatch the wine bottle, "We're already full, let's rest." ”

"No!" Yi Jinbin held the bottle high.

Growing tall is an advantage, and it is the first time that Yi Tilt has encountered something that he can't get.

Yi Jinbin continued to pour wine, but the person was drunk, seeing that the cup and the bottle spout were several heavy shadows, he poured it several times and didn't pour it in, "Don't shake it, hey, otherwise I'll pour it on you." ”

Tilt: ...... This is 100% coercion.

"Okay, I'm pouring it in, drink ......"

The wine was indeed poured in...... just sprinkled a lot on Mr. Luan's body......

Luan Yuzhu screamed at the tissue that Yi Tilt handed her, and in the end, she really couldn't compare anything with the drunkard, and after throwing a knife in the eyes of the future settlement, Chu Chu looked at Yi Tilt pitifully, "Yi Tilt send me back." ”

Tilt: ...... It's a hell to send you back.

"Drink," Yi Jinbin was still making trouble, this time he poured the wine directly into Sun Er's face, "Wake up." ”

Sun Er licked his mouth and sat up, raised his wine glass, and poured his hand into the face of Luan Yuzhu again.

It was champagne that was poured by Yi Jinbin before, but this time it was red wine, and the high-end clothes were directly red, and Luan Yuzhu, who loved clothes like life, ran out screaming directly.

Yi Qian really looked at the two drunkards in front of him with tears and laughter, although they had only never met, the first time they met, was it really good to offend Luan Yuzhu because of her. Yi Tian smiled bitterly and helped the two of them up, although the other party may not remember, but Yi Tian still remembered the kindness of these two people.

"Really...... Odd...... Why even women are starting to like women. Yi Jinbin held the wine bottle and looked at Yi's face in a daze.

This question,

She didn't know.