Chapter 7: He and Ten Flowers, a schoolboy
Weekends, for both working dogs and school dogs, are a time of happiness and bubbling in a busy day, because only in this kind of free time can they fall asleep, continue to fall asleep, or fall asleep. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
The same is true for the family of the general public.
But many times it backfires, such as in the room of the family at this moment.
Xiaomao, my aunt asked you to make soy sauce~~
Woo wow wow wow, brother, my Oreo is broken!!
Ernie sauce, people are going to boo!
Na, Xiaomao, Dad said that you want to make a child with me, how do you make it?
Yes......
The above voices are from Sister Yu, who is a good wife, Tsunayoshi, who is the protagonist of the street when she walks, Mei Tang, who loves to be spoiled and takes out the first cute sister in the universe (Jiamao language), Sonson, who is fooled by her father, and Nate, who is angry about her sense of existence.
Let's wipe it! It's noisy! Why are there so many things! Gather in our room early in the morning for Mao! And Sonzi over there, if you want to know how to make a child, go under your father's bed to find out, there is the origin of life! Also, how much does your father want to marry you off, are you really biological!?
Jia Mao, who has a rare free time and is not at peace, is about to collapse when he is tossed by this group of bear children.
After letting this group of people cool down, Jia Mao personally helped his forehead, and after thinking about it for a few minutes and a second, he decided to stay away from the place where the bear child was in charge
Jiamao, you want to go out too?
In the entrance, Jiamao met his father in a suit and leather shoes, and curiously glanced at Jiaguang, who was rarely dressed like a person, and nodded lazily to change his shoes.
yes, I'm going to go out and see if I can meet Azusa Meow who came out to play soy sauce.
Does that mean you're idle?
Jiaguang touched his slightly stubble chin, looked at Jiamao with a malicious look, and smiled hesitantly.
What do you want?
Jia Maoqin's heart suddenly rose with vigilance, but he knew very well that this middle-aged man's ability to pit his son was not comparable to his ability to pit his father.
Don't worry, I just want to take you to play.
Don't go.
Jia Mao personally despised his father, but this trick was left over from his fooling Ah Gang and Mei Tang.
Jiaguang was stunned for a moment, then glanced at the kid meaningfully, and pretended to shrug his shoulders regretfully and sighed.
Residual thoughts, I originally wanted to introduce a beautiful woman to you.
Dad, do you think our style today has a bit of the charm of Takuya Kimura? Ah, let's talk about it first, we're not going for beautiful women!
……
Tsundere, a woolen bear, a child.
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Dad, this is the place you are talking about?
Iemo's eyes fell on a Japanese-style confectionery shop in front of him with confusion.
No, we're here to buy some Japanese sweets, and you'll have to bring some gifts for your first time today.
Is it necessary to run a few blocks so far? Remember, there are some dim sum shops near our house.
Jia Mao said that the most important thing in gift-giving is the heart, as long as there is a heart, even if you send a few watermelon seeds, it is proper, isn't Zhishen also relying on a few leftover orange seeds to get the girl?
Since we want to send something special, of course, we will send something special, after all, the person we are going to meet is from the United States. Jiaguang saw through the bear child's mind at a glance, you usually don't pay attention to it so you don't know, this shop is quite famous in our town, and some people even come from other towns to buy it.
From the United States!?Jia Shigeru came to the spirit all of a sudden, could it be a blonde beauty!?
Although you are not quite right, you really guessed it right.
Jiaguang looked at the sky with his eyes, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and then he silently thought that this was indeed the case, and walked into the store.
Naturally, Jia Shige, who was still immersed in some kind of fantasy, didn't notice his father's muttering, he took a deep breath, looked at his own reflection in the wall glass and continued to sort out his handsome image.
But unexpectedly, there was another figure in the glass, and it was familiar to him.
Bird Swim?
Little Bird Swim Ten Flowers,A classmate of Jiamao's family.,The body is a cute girl paper with a dull hair.,I don't usually show much expression.,At this point, it's more powerful than the equally cool gray plain mourning.。
However, at this time, Shihua didn't seem to be able to hang up her cold image, and was staring at the Japanese snacks in the cupboard with a foodie gaze.
Soon, Shihua also noticed the family next to him, and the eyes that were originally with a hint of longing turned to look at the family became cold, yes, it was the kind of cold that makes people freeze into dogs.
Slag.
Slag peat...... Burst!!
Before Jiamao finished speaking, he received 10 hits of continuous ordinary flying kicks from Shihua.
How dare you say that about my lovely sister!
We...... Wipe......
The family who has already been beaten up can only use his last breath to leave the murderer is a stupid death·message.
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Fortunately, Jia Maoqin, who is also a believer in Brother Chun in this life, was resurrected in the next second full of blood and demons, he looked at Shihua with emotion, thinking of this sister's combat power at the top of the food chain and the incurable sister control attribute, thinking that this sister might be a combination of Emperor Wu and Emperor Dictionary.
Rub, can you live this little day?
What are you doing here? Jia Maoqin exerts his IQ and logical reasoning ability far beyond the bear child, does it mean that you want to eat but have no money to buy it?
……
Shihua didn't say anything, but her face flushed slightly.
Now, Little Bird, if we buy it for you to eat, then you can follow me...... Hey, hey, hey.
Although I don't know what Jia Mao's hey hey means, Shihua always feels a cheap taste in the expression she looks at Jia Mao's family.
So, she made her choice.
Nest nest! Say you're not allowed to slap your face!
Jia Shigeru covered his nose that was beaten and bleeding, not knowing why he protested and was slapped in the face without denying the fact that he would be beaten.
It's nothing, it just feels like you're underwhelmed, and I didn't tell you well.
Fart, this is an international practice! Jia Mao saw Shihua grinding his fists and preparing to attack, and hurriedly waved his hand, what is that, listen to us, we just look at the friendship of classmates and invite you to eat, and I also hope that you will start lightly in the future.
Do you think one can buy me?
Shihua smiled coldly, and the temperament of the iceberg beauty instantly shocked Jia Mao's relatives.
At least two ...... Shihua was about to stretch out two fingers, hesitated, and immediately opened his white right palm, and looked directly at the embarrassed Jiamao with burning eyes, asking for five!
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Aren't you all completely hooked!!
Well, it's good if you're happy.
Jia Mao personally picked his nose and said,
I'll treat you as a human being in the future.
…… Dare to ask my lord, what did you think of us before?
Shika was silent for a moment, and then looked at the black face of the family with a very pitying look.
Why would you choose to hurt yourself?
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Labor and management would rather you say it!
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PS: Happy New Year, gentlemen!
PS ps: There are so many things to do in the New Year, and it's hard to find time to touch the keyboard.
ps ps ps: I really envy you when I can't accept red envelopes.