Chapter 157: Bad Thoughts
Syllable!
The collection of essays fell to the ground, and Zhao Tingting's red lips opened slightly because of surprise, and she looked at Lin Hao's eyes as if she was looking at a monster.
The whole prose is word-for-word!
How is this possible, even Zhao Tingting saw this prose for the first time today, and Lin Hao memorized it word for word.
"You...... You must be hiding something!"
Zhao Tingting was a little unconvinced, she rummaged through Lin Hao's body, but found nothing, and sat on the chair a little dejected.
"Hehe, it's all said that I'm through the past and the present, how can this little prose stump me. Lin Hao immediately raised his eyes and looked at Zhao Tingting with a smile.
In fact, he has memorized this collection of essays a long time ago, and of course he is at ease.
"You...... Scoundrel!" Zhao Tingting was so angry that she finally squeezed out a word after thinking for a long time.
"Little sister, you proposed to test me? Lin Hao showed an innocent expression and said pitifully.
"No, now that you've lost, you know what to do. Lin Hao lazily raised his leg and looked at Zhao Tingting with a little meaning, "If you want to play tricks, that's fine." ”
"Who wants to cheat on you? You think everyone in the world is as scoundrel as you. ”
Zhao Tingting rolled her eyes, then picked up the bag on the table, "I'll go to the bathroom and give you a massage when I come back." ”
"Then I'll be here for you. Lin Hao waved his hand, and the smile on his face was a little cheap.
Not long after Zhao Tingting left, a couple of men and women sat opposite Lin Hao, who looked like they should also be students of Yuhai University.
The boy held a notebook in his hand, put it on the table, and hugged the girl to watch a movie.
In line with the politeness of being a gentleman, Lin Hao glanced at the girl with his eyes and couldn't help but shake his head.
Ordinary, just too ordinary.
If Zhao Tingting is nine points, the girl in front of her can only be regarded as three points, except that she is not fat or thin, she is a product that cannot be found in the crowd.
"What do you see, I haven't seen a beautiful woman!"
The boy seemed to notice Lin Hao and yelled at Lin Hao.
Lin Hao shrank his head, and quickly waved his hand and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your girlfriend is so beautiful, I can't help but take a second look." ”
The boy snorted disdainfully, his face full of disdain.
"Humph, single dog!"
The boy had a look of disdain on his face, and glanced at Lin Hao with great disdain.
Lin Hao touched his nose and smiled a little embarrassedly.
Seem...... It's despised.
Apparently, the boy saw himself as an enemy of his girlfriend, so he was hostile to himself.
"But you also underestimate your brother's eyes, you said that if your girlfriend was a little more eye-catching, I might still look at it, but ...... Alas, it is really the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. ”
"It's all because I'm too handsome and attractive to arouse the vigilance of my male compatriots, after all, who wants to let his girlfriend come into contact with such a man who is thousands of times better than him. ”
Regarding the boy's behavior, Lin Hao expressed his understanding very much.
In order to reassure him, Lin Hao casually picked up the magazine left by Zhao Tingting and flipped through it.
"Sister Hua, that kid was scared by me, and he didn't dare to peek at you anymore, you belong to me alone, and others can't take a look at it. ”
"Wow, Brother Zeng, you are really amazing, I adore you so much. However, Brother Zeng, don't be angry, blame us for being so affectionate that others envy us. ”
"Alas, Sister Hua, you're right, but it's not our fault for love, if you want to blame him, you can only blame him for not working hard, if he is as good as me, he will find his true love. ”
"Pity the single dog in the world, we will show less hobbies in the future. ”
"Sister Hua, I listen to you. ”
Originally, the library was very quiet, so the content of the conversation between the two people was word-for-word, and it all fell into Lin Hao's ears, making Lin Hao embarrassed and about to commit cancer.
Damn, I've seen narcissism, I've never seen such narcissism.
Lin Hao was very depressed, was he really like the kind of person who couldn't find a girlfriend?
As for the girls around me, which one is not a first-class beauty in the crowd?
In the eyes of that couple, they really became single dogs who ate dog food all day long, and the couple was obviously targeting themselves when they sang and harmonized.
"Ahem, two classmates, this is the library, can we show our affection a little bit more low-key? ”
Lin Haoqiang couldn't help but let himself laugh, and then made a stop gesture to remind the couple.
However, he was responded to by a pair of white eyes.
"Hmph, if you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour, I've seen a lot of people like you. ”
The boy put his arm around the girl's waist, and then said disdainfully: "Sister Hua, don't pay attention to this kid." ”
The girl obediently leaned into the boy's arms and nodded, "Brother Zeng, you always think about other people's feelings like this, but others often don't appreciate it, you are so kind." ”
After speaking, the lips of the two people were pressed together and they kissed in public.
"What kind of weirdness is this!" Lin Hao was a little helpless and patted his head.
He picked up the collection of essays in his hand again and read it silently.
Although Lin Hao has no interest in this kind of rotten sour Xiucai article, only by focusing on prose can he be out of sight and out of mind, and turn a blind eye to that wonderful couple.
However, the couple obviously didn't intend to give Lin Hao this chance.
"Sister Hua, I'll give you a massage. ”
The boy put his hands on the girl's shoulders and kneaded them skillfully, and it seems that he usually uses this method to please the girl.
"Brother Zeng, you are so good. The girl smiled shyly and said coquettishly, "I'm so happy." ”
The boy looked at Lin Hao defiantly while massaging, "It's because I'm happy, I have such an opportunity to give you a massage every day, unlike some people who don't have this opportunity in their lives." ”
The girl snorted and complained, "Yes, Brother Zeng." Some people have been lonely all their lives, how can they understand the happy feelings between us, and they can't get it if they can't get it, and they want others to get it. ”
The boy deliberately raised his voice: "What Hua Mei said is very true, let some people envy and hate it! ”
"Yes, let some people envy and hate!" said the girl.
Don't think about it, some of the people in the mouth of this wonderful couple are referring to themselves.
Lin Hao's head had already collapsed with three black lines, and he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, how could he meet such a strange person.
"I'm recruiting someone to provoke someone," Lin Hao looked innocent.
At this time, the girl in the couple also left her seat and walked in the direction of the bathroom.
Lin Hao touched his chin, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and a good idea was born in his heart.
"Oh, that's what a envy of me! I really want to have a girlfriend!"
Lin Hao let out a long sigh, looking very depressed, but the afterglow in front of him secretly observed the boy.
Sure enough, after the boy heard Lin Hao's words, he straightened his waist very proudly.
"But, fortunately, I bought this from the Taoist, and it can finally get me out of the pain of being single, hahaha!"
Lin Hao took out two yellow Dao talismans from his body and said to himself, "Dao Chief said, as long as you stick this on a woman, she will obey you, and I will stick it on the most beautiful girl in the library in a while." ”
This paper talisman was just a random purchase he bought from a roadside stall, and it wasn't so mysterious at all.
"And this kind of good thing, really fake?"
The boy's ears suddenly pricked up, and his eyes involuntarily aimed at Lin Hao's table.
Lin Hao found out about the boy's behavior, quickly put away the Dao talisman, and said very nervously, "You...... What do you see?"
Seeing that he was discovered, the boy's gaze narrowed a little, pretending to be watching a movie, but at this time he was already absent-minded.
"I'll hide it and wait until a pretty girl comes in. Lin Hao muttered, then stuffed the Dao talisman into his pocket and hurriedly stood up from his seat.
As he passed by the boy, a talisman fell out of his pocket.
The boy was overjoyed when he saw it, and quickly stretched out his foot and stepped on it, slowly sliding under him, and seeing that Lin Hao didn't find it, he picked it up.