"People will say, I have helped you so much, don't you have to thank me? I don't need you to bow to me, kowtow, say nice things, and I don't want to be in the newspaper or on TV, I just want money, if you can do it, I'll help you, if you can't give me a cash return, why should I care about you? Shall I go and rest for a while? I can watch the excitement, eat watermelon, and make soy sauce? If I don't make trouble for you, I am already worthy of you!"

Therefore, in the end, it is not a competition for who is reasonable, but a competition for who can afford the money, who has the money, who has the reason, who can have the right to speak, who can occupy the moral high ground, and who can win the final victory. If you don't have any money, then you should be careful, don't hold your mobile phone when you go out, what are you looking at? If you want to see it, go back to your own kang and put your arms around your daughter-in-law to look at it slowly! She looks at hers, you look at yours, and no one disturbs anyone! In the future, when you go out, you have a long memory, raise your legs, take a light step, and walk after seeing clearly, otherwise, it will be a catastrophe. Every step is a hurdle, there are pits everywhere, and there are many dots!"

"In the past, it was said: There is more help for the righteous and less help for the unjust, but now it is not, there is more help if you have money, and you are unlucky if you don't have money. Either everyone is now bent on making money, and the little money is not eye-catching, and everyone thinks about the 400 million project! As for morality, it won't take many years to abandon it!"

"Oh----! that makes sense!" Lao Liu nodded, being educated by his own apprentice, and was convinced, "What's the matter, they can still let us be on TV? I have to cry a nose, this, it's a bit difficult! I'm so old, I still have to cry in front of so many people! Isn't it a little embarrassing?"

"Shame on people, what are you afraid of! If you have money, you are still afraid of that! I ask you, are you afraid of being recognized by others? Do you still want to save some face? How much is face worth? You give me ten yuan of face, you just have it, can you sell it to me, can I stick it to my face? What is the use of sticking to my face? Can I be an actor? If we do this, we can't think about face, so we don't want to lose face! Ask for money!"

"Besides, it's not difficult to cry twice! There are directors on TV, and they will tempt you to cry, say something sad, think of your family, the pain, unhappiness, and unfair treatment you have suffered, your wife is divorced, and your mother wants to remarry! In short, people have a way, sensational! Not yet, then give you some eye drops, a few drops, and there will be a rush!"

"Besides, going on TV is also to make more money, no, to make more money. So many people watch TV, so many people pay attention to you, what a good opportunity to win sympathy! If you cry, give 100,000 yuan, don't cry, give 10,000 yuan, rush this price, who doesn't cry! If you can't cry, let them deal with it for you, and when it's your turn to cry, look at my eyes, I have tears, I want to cry, call at any time. Go back and drink a bottle of mineral water to make it up. For this job, there are so many people who want to be stand-ins!"

"You mean, to do this job, you have to put it down!" Lao Liu blinked at Hu Dafa.

"That's not it! To do this job, not only do you want to lose face, but you don't want your face or heart. Conscience! Not to mention, who still puts conscience in their stomachs, they have to be in the middle! Just kidding. With money, let's go buy a pure gold and diamond-studded conscience! Who wants that meat!" Hu Dafa smiled slightly, hoping to make up such a big and bitter joke that would make Lao Liu happy for a few days, at least the more he thought about it, the more he coke!

"Well, the plan is good, but it's almost fun to cry! What about this and a stand-in? There are still people to help cry?" Lao Liu really has a lot of questions.

"Yes, there are any stand-ins you want, acting! There are literary substitutes, martial arts substitutes, back substitutes, sideways substitutes, dance substitutes, danger substitutes, bed substitutes, bathing naked substitutes, only what you can't imagine, no one else can do! All of them, you can rest assured! Your task now is to take care of your body, leave some old sick roots, and get out of the hospital, we are still useful!"

"Why is this used?"

Male actors in general, it seems, most of them don't matter, mainly actresses, more picky, disgusted male actors have bad breath, fox smell, can't roll the sheets, combat effectiveness is too low, acting skills are poor, just pick a reason! Hu Dafa explained.

"What if I can't catch that person? As soon as I shout, people want to run, what should I do? I can't catch up with him with my bones!" Lao Liu's last question came.

"Master! I'm here! Who am you? We are masters and apprentices! I can leave you there alone to work! I also have to watch from the sidelines, at least with my mobile phone, and I have to take pictures! This is proof! If he wants to run, you don't have to move, I'll chase him! Let's have a half marathon first, I don't believe he can run me!"

"Besides, run, doesn't that make him feel weak? If there is a problem, he just runs! When the police come, if they don't say anything else, they have to ask him first, what are you running? He didn't do it, what are you running? There is a problem! This time, we don't need to find witnesses, the police have to help us talk. At the beginning, if he really wanted to do good deeds, he would not have run, and he would have to drill into our traps and jump into our pits; if he didn't want to do this, or if he didn't have the courage to help you, he would have to turn off his mobile phone in his pocket and take a detour away from you! You are working in Wangfujing, and he can't wait to take a detour to Xidan to cross the road. ”

"Don't worry, people nowadays are stupid! He won't find out if there are cameras nearby before helping you up! He won't drag a few people who don't know each other to do this and testify to each other! He won't look at it, call the police and call an ambulance first! Their brains are all in their mobile phones, how can they have time to think about this!"

"If you want to prevent our bureau, avoid our pit, and avoid this routine, it is impossible without a master's degree in the Department of Sociology. It has to be the sociology department of the social university, and those students at Tsinghua University and Peking University can't learn these things! Those are all nerds. There is no teacher to tell them this! The teacher doesn't understand it, and the professor even more mentions it, and when he sees a pit like ours, the result is the same!

"Then what if they ignore me and don't care about my business? I'll have to lie down for a day?" Lao Liu was a little worried about whether his physical strength would be able to complete this difficult task.