Episode 3: What a surging beginning
Zheng Xiyi stood under the stage and looked at Xu Xian in the bright lights, Xu Xian sat on the sofa and looked at Zheng Xiyi in the audience, just staring at each other silently, the noisy studio seemed to have been isolated in another space, and the whole world was only left with the two of them on both sides of light and shadow.
"Ernie, these two people are too outrageous, they actually entered the world of two people in an instant. Yun'a, who was sitting on the side, had an incredible expression on her face, and Sika next to her grinned, "The guy who calls and talks to your Seungji OPPA in front of us whenever he has time dares to accuse others of being numb?"
"Oh, OPPA, he can't meet often in the military, so he can only make phone calls. Besides, the two of us are in an open and formal relationship, and these two people haven't even started dating yet!" Yun'er pursed her lips aggrievedly, and immediately switched back to complaining, "But when did Xiyi OPPA hook up with Xiaoxian, I didn't even notice it, Lin Yun'er, you are such a failure! Ernie, have you ever found any signs?"
Sika shook his head and said, "Xiaoxian has always contacted Xiyi OPPA more, but it is just to ask for homework, reading impressions, and discuss acting skills. Hmph! It must be Zheng Xiyi who seduced WULI's simple Xiaoxian!"
"Sikaoni, are you eating Xiyi's OPPA's vinegar?Your sister control complex should be left to Xiujing!" Yun'er turned on the spit mode and looked at Sika, "Hey~ When did you say these two people want to see each other?"
Suddenly, another head popped out between the two heads, "Oh my God, it's completely beautiful and romantic!"
"Ahh
Yuna and Sika are frightened by the sudden head, but it turns out that SUNNY is poking his head out from behind the couch between the two. This exclamation finally woke Zheng Xiyi and Xu Xian, Zheng Xiyi generously waved his hand to the onlooker trio, stepped onto the stage, and walked towards Xu Xian. Xu Xian, who woke up in shock, instantly lowered her head to the pillow on her knees, her long black hair fell freely to cover her embarrassment, and only her knees and toes were in her eyes exposed outside the pillow. Sensing that Zheng Xiyi was approaching, Xu Xian's heart also began to beat rapidly, and she suddenly felt some inexplicable sadness in her brain, which slowly condensed into tears in her eyes and fell on her stocking-covered knees, a little hot.
It's still the same familiar voice, "What's wrong? Xu Xian, who is super brave today, shouldn't be shy anymore." ”
"I'm sorry for causing so much trouble to everyone, and disturbing Xiyi XI, it's really ...... I'm sorry......" Xu Xian, who didn't want Zheng Xiyi to see him crying, stubbornly controlled his voice, so he shouldn't have cried.
The bangs that covered his eyes were separated by a pair of hands, Xu Xian raised his head slightly, and saw Zheng Xiyi squatting in front of her, his eyes full of concern and said, "Didn't you say the last time, you won't need honorifics in the future......?
“…… Xu Xian was stunned for a moment, and then snorted angrily, and shrank back again, trying to get rid of the ridicule that made her blood almost rush to the top of her head, but Zheng Xiyi's hands continued to move forward, through her black hair fell on her shoulders and helped her up to face herself, raising her hand to gently wipe away the tears left on Xu Xian's face, "There are more than 300 people in this studio to help me testify, you said that you want to call me OPPA, and now I regret that I will go to court to sue you for breach of contract, Xu Xian XI!"
Although he said ridiculous words in his mouth, Xu Xian heard the affection in it, and the eyes that were often praised like himself did not reveal a smile, but a gentleness like water, and Xu Xian suddenly felt that he was sinking......
"Tut-tut, how long will you two have to perform this idol drama, can't it end without the director shouting CUT?Can you consider the feelings of the onlookers!" This is Jiang Hudong's loud voice......
"Hahahaha, Hudong OPPA said it so well!" this is Yun'er's naughty ghost......
"I can't look at it directly!" this is Sika's tsundere......
"It's so beautiful, it's so drunk!" this is Pani's ......
Xu Xian reflexively wanted to bow his head and retract back on his knees, but was fixed by Zheng Xiyi's hand, Xu Xian looked at Zheng Xiyi in some surprise, and understood his eyes at once, "Don't be afraid, there is me." ”
The courage that was completely swayed during the confession seemed to return to the body, and Xu Xian bowed slightly. The two of them stood up calmly, smiling at Jiang Hudong who was laughing and the young members who were clapping and laughing, and their figures in a semicircle just blocked the sight of those in the audience who were looking for gossip.
"WHY DID THE AURA OF THESE TWO PEOPLE SUDDENLY UNIFY, COMPLETELY MATCH, SEAMLESS? Yun'er teased in surprise.
"Ernie, you can even use such high-level words as seamless, and you have indeed made a movie in China!"
"Uh...... Ah, Xiaoxian!" Xu Xian counterattacked without hesitation and hit Yun'er's valve directly, "Did you mean that you came to support you so you started bullying Ernie again?"
Zheng Xiyi smiled and waved his hand, "Okay, no kidding, thank you very much today, thank you!" As he spoke, Zheng Xiyi bowed deeply to Jiang Hudong and the young people, and Xu Xian also bent down completely synchronously, even the angle was exactly the same.
"Okay, okay, don't be so polite. Jiang Hudong hurriedly stepped forward to help Zheng Xiyi up, and when he was young, they also jumped up and surrounded Xu Xian again, "Really, why didn't you notice that the synchronization rate of the two of you was super high before? Xiuying touched Xiaoxian's head and laughed, and Xiaoxian shyly got into her arms and twisted.
After saying a few more words and laughing for a few minutes, Jin PD came over to inform that he was ready to start the make-up, and everyone else only needed to make up the makeup in place, only Zheng Xiyi had to wait in the temporary waiting room on the side of the stage first, and put on makeup by the way. When the reshoot was over, Jin PD and the writer came up to explain the script of the new episode to Jiang Hudong and Girls' Generation, and at the same time arranged for the assistant to communicate with the audience for a while, and then started the new shooting.
"Hello everyone, and welcome back to our Girl Grows Up. The end of last week was really super shocking!, isn't it!" Jiang Hudong turned his face and put his hand to his ear, and the fans below immediately began to scream and shout, "Inside!"
"Hahahaha, I've been an MC for so many years, LOVELINE doesn't know how much I've been involved, but it's really the first time I've encountered a completely true affectionate confession, I have to admire Xu Xianxi's courage, and of course, I envy Zheng Xiyi's luck even more!" There was another scream from the audience, and fans were shouting "Don't".
Xu Xian got up from the sofa, walked to the middle of the stage, first thanked Jiang Hudong on the stage, and then said to the audience with a serious face, "I'm very sorry, for the first time in my life, I said something willfully, although I don't regret it, but I still want to express my heartfelt apologies for the impact I brought to the fans! I'm sorry!" After speaking, he put his hands on his abdomen and bowed deeply 120 degrees, and only straightened up after ten seconds, tears were already flowing silently. The fans in the audience began to shout slogans such as "Don't cry~" and "Busy (Xiaoxian) want to be happy~".
At this moment, the door of the waiting room on the side of the stage opened, and Zheng Xiyi strode out with light makeup on his face, and the fans in the audience let out all kinds of exclamations...... Xu Xian also turned sideways and looked at Zheng Xiyi with a surprised face, holding his hands on his cheeks in disbelief...... All this is naturally arranged, just to be able to reasonably continue the previous show.
As soon as Zheng Xiyi appeared on the stage, he first saluted Jiang Hudong from afar, and then walked to Xu Xian's side and saluted the audience, "Anihasse, hello everyone, I'm Zheng Xiyi." ”
At this time, the stage and the audience were already completely boiling, Jiang Hudong jumped out from behind the host stage and shouted, "OMO? OMO? is it really Zheng Xiyi XI? When was it invited, why don't I know?"
The young girls also stood up and hugged each other and screamed: "Xiyi OPPA!"
After the fans screamed in a mess, they also began to chant in unison rhythmically: "Zheng Xiyi!
Zheng Xiyi saluted the fans in the audience again, and did not get up until the shouting slowly subsided, Jiang Hudong jumped over and hugged his shoulders tightly, "Oops! It's really my brother Zheng Xiyi who is here!"
Zheng Xiyi calmly pushed Jiang Hudong away some distance, "Jiang Hudong XI, you are not in Brother Shi, don't learn from him to pretend to be an acquaintance when he sees anyone, the painting style is completely wrong, okay?"
The audience burst into laughter.
Jiang Hudong's smiling face immediately became depressed, "Inside! I know, you are Liu LINE, I used to always go to Zaishi's "Birth of a Family", don't you call your family's main substitute! What other programs are in the M headquarters and K headquarters, you only go to Liu Zaishi's programs, if my program is not a talk show, you will ignore it at all, right?" Halfway through, the more Jiang Hudong thought about it, the more sad he became, and his chubby hands had already begun to wipe his tears.
Zheng Xiyi hurriedly apologized to Jiang Hudong with a panicked face, Jiang Hudong quickly pulled Zheng Xiyi up, grabbed his shoulders again and said to the audience with an indifferent face: "Just kidding, how can I not know Xiyi XI well, everyone knows, we are a company." ”
Zheng Xiyi had a bitter face, "Brother, brother, don't explain with this expression, otherwise it will be in the headlines and search for hot spots the next day after the broadcast, I have thought of the title, Zheng Xiyi Jiang Hudong is not allowed to be two tigers, and variety shows are strangers on the same stage." ”
"Hahahaha!" Jiang Hudong and the fans on the field all laughed, Xu Xian covered his mouth and laughed on the side, and the young girls on the sofa staggered.
After laughing, I still have to explain clearly, it doesn't matter if it's an ordinary IDOL, after all, Jiang Hudong must be a big senior relative to them, a variety show mountain, but Zheng Xiyi is an international star, he won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor at the age of 9, and after returning to Asia, he has packed various actor titles in China, Japan and South Korea for more than ten years, so he must explain clearly. Otherwise, Zheng Xiyi would have nothing to do, but Jiang Hudong would be ANTI very miserably, after all, Zheng Xiyi, a top actor and international star, has a much higher status than Jiang Hudong.
"Brother Hu and I often drink and eat barbecue together, right in his shop, but he never gives me a discount, and every time he is the one who eats the most, he only goes on Brother Hudong's talk show to retaliate for this," Speaking of this, Zheng Xiyi looked at Jiang Hudong's stomach, and everyone laughed again.
"Just kidding, it's actually because I'm too lazy, everyone knows that Brother Hudong's wild variety show is too hard. Just watching it already feels very hard, and it's even harder to really shoot, the actors are actually so hard when filming, but when you're not filming, if you still follow Brother Hu Dong to sleep in the wild, enter the water and be hungry in the winter, it can only be true love......" Speaking of this, Zheng Xiyi suddenly stopped, and said to the camera with a solemn expression: "Shengji, please rest assured to serve in the military, I won't rob your Brother Hudong." ”
Everyone in the studio, including the staff, laughed loudly, Xu Xian, who was standing next to Zheng Xiyi, covered his face and squatted down with a smile, and the girls who were young fell on the sofa again, rubbing their stomachs with sighs, Jiang Hudong laughed so much that his eyes were red, and he could only pat Zheng Xiyi's shoulder hard.
Zheng Xiyi suddenly looked back at the Girls' Generation on the sofa, as if he had just discovered them, and hurriedly saluted, "Ah, is there still Girls' Generation participating in today's show?OMO? All of them are here!I'm sorry!I'm sorry!Yun'er XI, in fact, I was joking just now, Shengji and Brother Hu Dong really don't have anything! Just now it's just the effect of the show, it's really the effect of the show!Brother Hudong, Brother Hu Dong, for the sake of Shengji's happiness, explain it quickly!!"
Jiang Hudong couldn't support it anymore, so he slid down from Zheng Xiyi's body with a smile, knelt on the side, put one hand around one of Zheng Xiyi's legs, and put one hand on his face and lowered his head with a helpless laugh until he trembled.
Zheng Xiyi bent down to support Jiang Hudong's shoulders and said in a low voice: "Brother Hudong, don't cry, I know you are in pain, but isn't it true love? Let go and make him happy is the most selfless love!" Of course, all this was transmitted through the microphone throughout the audience.
"Ahh
Lin Yun'er rolled her eyes, pushed Sika, who was smiling and twitching on her, pushed away and stood up, her face was immediately replaced with a sad expression, the water vapor in the deer's eyes gathered, and she stepped forward to look at Jiang Hudong with a dripping look, "Hudong OPPA, for the sake of Shengji OPPA, you actually want to break with Xiyi OPPA, I ...... Throw in the towel...... Lost to the courage of Hudong OPPA, I ...... I...... I'll give up, I wish you all...... Happy ......" turned around and put his head on Zheng Xiyi's shoulders as soon as he finished speaking, his shoulders kept trembling, as if he was crying faintly, but he was actually laughing.
Jiang Hudong's face was flushed, and he pointed at Lin Yun'er's back with his mouth open, not knowing what to say, so he had to point at Zheng Xiyi again, but he still had nothing to say, and after three seconds, he suddenly knelt to the ground with his hands to the sky, raised his head and yelled, "Shengji!!"
In addition to Zheng Xiyi and Lin Yun'er, who are still standing normally in the studio, only the PD and cameraman who are responsible are left, and the others are all paralyzed with laughter, even the writers sitting on the side of the field have already curled up on the ground and convulsed, and Xu Xian also fell on the stage and covered his stomach and mouth.
Zheng Xiyi looked sideways, reached out and pushed Lin Yun'er, who was still lying on her shoulders and pretending to cry, to the side, bent down to help Xu Xian up, and raised her hand to help her arrange her hair and clothes.
"Ahh......h
Lin Yun'er looked back, Jessica was sitting on the floor under the sofa with a bun and looking at her coldly, Lin Yun'er remembered that she was in a hurry to mend the knife just now, as if she had pushed Sicaoni away, could it be ...... I pushed Ernie under the couch......
Lin Yun'er hurriedly put on a flattering smile and jumped to the sofa and stretched out her hand to help Sika up, and kept apologizing, "Miane (I'm sorry), Miane, Ernie, I really didn't mean to, I just suddenly entered the play." ”
"Hing!" Jessica snorted fiercely, glared at Lin Yun'er, and sat back on the sofa, and Lin Yun'er immediately turned into a child and hugged her and began to be coquettish.
During the official broadcast, the audience saw Jessica being pushed by Lin Yun'er and falling on the edge of the sofa, and she was completely unable to control herself with convulsions of laughter, so she slowly slid down the rounded edge of the sofa to the floor. The moment when Sika slid off the sofa was repeated from various angles in slow motion, and it was also accompanied by the animation of Sika's Q version of the villain falling off the cliff and a scream that slowly disappeared from near to far, and the subtitle read: The Queen of the Iceberg who was pushed off the cliff by her sister......
Finally, after some tidying up, everyone returned to their respective positions, and Zheng Xiyi put a chair next to Xu Xian's sofa and sat down generously. Jiang Hudong stood back behind the host stage, took the prompt card and pointed at Zheng Xiyi who just wanted to say a string of words, but couldn't help but burst out laughing, so he had to turn his back to the audience and hold the back of his neck to adjust his emotions, and the audience also laughed.
"Oh, oops, fortunately, Xiyi XI is famous for focusing on acting, and he only filmed and didn't come to the variety show industry to intervene, otherwise he would have come to stand in my position. Jiang Hudong did not introduce Zheng Xiyi's string words according to the script, the effect of the paragraph just now was too strong, and it would seem that the atmosphere gap was too big if he followed the script. Zheng Xiyi stood up and humbly saluted Jiang Hudong, and then saluted the audience.
"This is what you said before about entering the variety show character, right?" Xiyi XI" Jiang Hudong asked.
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