Chapter 20: Anything is a mouthpiece!
"Adults aren't at home, don't mess around, Yuriko doesn't want to be a grandmother so soon~~"
"Your head is the one that messes up the most! Anyway, since you're so worried, don't go, hey!!!!!!
Looking at the car that had gone away, Jia Maoqin finally knelt down.
Although the Sawamura couple is supposed to go shopping for food, they are actually going to spend a short time in the world of two people without bringing the oil bottle of Ying Lili, that is, dating. In view of the presence of the strong man Ieshige, the Sawamura couple decisively chose to throw the pot to the Iegeru with a face of "Char, you calculate me".
Turning her head to look at Ying Lili running back and forth on the snow, she rarely looks so excited when she looks more demure on weekdays, her little face is flushed, and she looks even more cute.
By this time the snow had stopped.
The originally dense clouds have scattered piecemeal, revealing the unique azure of the sky, and the rays of sunlight bring a bit of warmth.
Jia Mao stretched his long waist, looked at the scenery surrounded by almost all the jungles, and sighed in his heart, it is a good place, being in this kind of deserted deep mountains is really the standard configuration of horror movies.
I took out my mobile phone and looked at it, but fortunately the signal was still there, and I sent a text message to my father by the way.
【FAQ!】
Calmly took back the mobile phone, Jia Maoqin's mood at this time seemed to be as comfortable as if constipation had been solved, and he was about to invite Ying Lili back to the room to spend a good time, but who knew that he immediately ate a snowball head-on.
"Come on!"
Not far away, Ying Lili waved her hand excitedly, and there was a snowball on her other hand to declare a strong sense of presence.
Jia Mao wiped the snow on his face, and smiled coldly and said that his brother had long since gotten rid of this low-level taste.
Syllable!
Another shot smashed into the face of the defenseless Jiamao himself.
Jia Mao wiped the snow on his face, and smiled coldly and said that my brother has seen your death omen shining in the sky!
"Come on, hurt each other, who is afraid of whom!"
"Yikes!"
It's just that not long after playing, Ying Lili was panting, panting with a flushed face and saying, "Da, Da, Da, Baa......", Jiamao raised his eyebrows, thinking that this girl is really impatient, so that he can't get up or down now, and he can't help but sigh that it's still a man.
Since Yingli Lili, a weak chicken, couldn't play such a drastic game, Jia Shigeqin had to switch to something else with her - building a snowman.
"Now, have you been visiting Chitose in the sanatorium a lot lately?"
Ying Li Li asked casually while building her snowman, glancing at Iemoko.
Jia Maoqin was slightly stunned, and then squinted his eyes and smiled incomprehensibly.
"Guess?"
Ying Lili immediately rewarded this slut with a snowy face.
"Grave eggs! Try again! Believe it or not, we'll fool you!"
"What!?you're trying to stain me with your white matter, you hentai!"
Jiamao got a batch,Then very relieved to wipe away the tears that didn't exist in the corners of his eyes,This girl is full of sassy words and it's really a fight with his old driver.,It seems that there is a lot of potential to become a book painter.,I think I'm going to be able to become a great man comparable to Mr. Eromana in the future.。
But then again, Mr. Eromana, who has been paying attention, hasn't updated his works recently.
Seeing that Jia Maoqin was suddenly stunned, Ying Lili snorted lightly, rubbed the spiral pill (white snow version) again, and smashed it.
"Damn, you're coming!?"
Jia Shige was lucky enough to dodge the past, and suddenly launched a death gaze at Ying Liri, and Ying Li Li was not to be outdone, glaring back, let you slut ignore Miss Ben!
"Well, well, we've been going to the sanatorium lately...... By the way, how do you know?"
"Listen to Chihaya-chan......
Brother-in-law, you two or five boys!
Jia Mao covered his chest in pain, day and night, it is difficult to prevent thieves, and the ancients did not deceive me.
"When did you become so acquainted with Chitose-san?"
Ying Li Li looked suspiciously at Jia Maoqin, who began to have inexplicable convulsions, in her impression, Sister Chitose didn't seem to be a person who had too much intersection with this mentally retarded childhood sweetheart.
"Well, for all sorts of reasons......
Jia Shige hesitated to tell Ying Li Li that he was actually dating Chitose (unilaterally), but considering Ying Li Li's ability to accept it was so weak that she didn't want to, and it was still a defeated dog, she couldn't leave her dead friend behind and go all out, after all, they were brothers, and they would go together for the rest of their lives, and they would talk about it when she got married.
Ah, my brother is still too disciplined, and my conscience hurts.
"What......
Ying Lili pouted a little unhappily, and when she was about to continue to say something, she was stunned when she saw the shape of the work that Jia Mao had piled up.
"You, you, you, what kind of discord are you piling up! Isn't this what the boys are!"
Ying Lili was trembling with anger, she still knew this kind of thing, because she had seen it in person by Jia Mao!
"Woo Lusai, isn't it common sense to pile Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Guns in the snow?"
"Did you say the word 'Armstrong' twice?!, besides, when did Armstrong still have such a strange thing!"
Ying Li Li was crazy, but Jia Mao shook his head.
"Alas, don't you know the origin of this weapon?"
Jia Mao sighed and sighed that young people don't have to study.
"!
"Don't underestimate this and ...... It's a decisive weapon for a battle!"
Jiamao's eyes lit up, and he said the value of this cannon!
"You just wanted to talk about harmony, right? Miss Ben guessed it!"
"This is the legendary ......"
Jiamao personally hung the tail note.
"What a legend is! How could any campaign ever use it!"
Yingli Li is still full of energy, vomiting and not feeling tired! Compared to the previous hand-to-hand combat, it is really too young, too simple Tucson breaking!
"In the Battle of Sister River, he annihilated 50,000 Asai and Asakura coalition troops with a single blow, so he was feared by all the warlords of the Warring States Period, and became the seven treasures in the rivers and lakes, the Armstrong Roundabout Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon [The World's No. 1 Decisive Battle Weapon]!"
Jiamao told it in person, as if the original sister river battle was in front of him.
"How many settings do you have to add to this obscene cannon! Why don't you say that the Tokugawa will be able to unify the world in the future, or this thing!"
"No, it's the X Curry Stick Ω. 」
「……」
Ying Li Li turned to her own snow-building business.
Jia Shigeru smiled and looked at his masterpiece again, in fact, what he said was not completely nonsense, and he knew from some of the author's wild histories that he didn't know why, and the cannon in front of him seemed to be really like that.
It is rumored that there is a strange strategist under the command of the demon king on the sixth day, known as Cejun, although there is not much ink on the description of this person, but several key battles between the words are reversed by the participation of this person, one of which is the battle of Sister River, and this magical cannon also began to appear in this battle, and even rescued Nobunaga from danger.
It's a pity that throughout most wild histories, there are only a few records about Cejun, and his name has never been seen, let alone traces of him can be found in the official history.
Some people say that he is actually Toyotomi Hideyoshi;
Some people say that he crossed from the east of the Ming Dynasty;
Some people also say that this is just a legend that the Sixth Heaven Demon King has added a bit of mystery to himself.
Jia Shige can't tell the truth from the fake, but the person who can create this avant-garde weapon is definitely a coquettish figure of a generation, leading the trend of the times.
- Fly up to death.
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PS1: I'm glad that I've finally relaxed a little bit from work. Ship B spring work is also over, Coca-Cola.
PS2: The author is brain-dead...
PS3: At the end of this chapter, let's say something from my heart.,A friend added Q and added a group.,Almost every day.,And I basically haven't updated much.,I'm sorry for this.。 But then again,I'm still a little bit dark in my heart for urging changes.,After all, my book is also a person who has read it.,To tell you the truth,I really don't have any expectations for this book at all.,The theme of this book is probably based on tutoring.,But it's completely a sheep's head selling dog meat.,There's nothing to do with tutoring except for the setting of a drop of tutoring.,What the hell did I write about this Nima...... Actually,I'm writing this book in a relaxed state of mind.,Write some very watery daily life.,The fanfiction in my heart is probably like this bird.,It may be so themeless for most people.,It's very boring.,It's not an exaggeration to say it's a poisonous weed.,But I'm at this level.,I really can't expect to be able to make an epic masterpiece of the likes of Xueba.,So thank you for the casual children's shoes that tolerate me.,Let's meet again.。