Chapter 27: Blame the Rabbit Thief

1.

The stupid rabbit squatted in the cage with a stern face, staring at the saliva grass that had been gnawed by Erha.

Forced brewing!

Inhale......

Exhale......

Then, (as if his body had been hollow.jpg ed out) Su Lianxin was paralyzed and lay on the rabbit diaper, unable to hold it back!!

This rabbit is just that there is no rabbit poop!!

What's even more exciting for the rabbit is that the dog partners on the side don't know what the rabbit is struggling with at all, and after eating and drinking, they begin to rehearse one by one, squeezing on the dog toilet in their respective dog cages in the same posture, pulling poop.

QwQ Tuyan!

There's also a cute girl here, and this group of guys actually pulled up so shamelessly.

(○'3′○) or, secretly watching, it's all poop, should be able to learn from the adaptation, maybe the rabbit poop is rough?

Stupid Bunny sneaked a glance at it...... Erha's poop is not wrong, actually ......

As long as she is......

(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻How else to play.)

The stupid rabbit shook his head, and quickly threw out the bad size comparison picture in his head, disgusting and spicy.

continued to have a strict face, except for Erha, the other dog partners also pooped...... The stupid rabbit is even more entangled, so ...... Why do you all eat the same thing, but why is the color of the poop still different......

ε(┬┬_┬┬)3 It feels like nothing works, or she will steal some?

Su Lianxin's eyes lit up, yes!

Ben Rabbit is so smart and spicy, there are thousands of rabbits! She's sure she'll find it.

Just do it, the stupid rabbit immediately lay quietly in the cage, holding her breath and concentrating, quietly searching the nearby area, hum, her divine sense, but it can cover a range of 100 meters.

Nowadays, human beings live in groups more densely than before, although they can only radiate 100 meters, but they are also more than the previous radiation of several miles on the top of the road, and the population density cannot be compared.

Sweeping and sweeping, the stupid rabbit's eyes became sharp.

Why is it empty, in the afternoon, she has explored a lot of people, and everyone likes to squeeze into a floor, in a limited small space to have their own independent computer, now there is no one?

- Because it's already off work, baby.

There are still people flowing in and out of the storefront on the first floor, but the stupid rabbit still didn't find a trace of the animal after searching all over the storefront, and there wasn't even a mouse!

I didn't find the animal, but I took a look at the clothes on the first floor, _(:3"∠)_ It turns out that the clothes worn by humans today are so strange. The inexplicable cut of showing arms and legs is not the most terrible !! (;′-Д-') The same style can also pose a rainbow is really!!

Stupid Rabbit covered her chest and comforted her face, fortunately, her family's shovel officer was quite normal except that she couldn't understand why she hid her good breasts.

There was a loud sound in the room, and the stupid rabbit, who was still feeling emotional, moved his ears and took back most of the tentacles of his divine sense. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw that the stupid ha next door was struggling to move, and the target posture seemed to be a bit similar to her now? Su Lianxin saw that Stupid Ha didn't notice that she had come back to her senses, and quietly changed to a standard human meditation posture.

Because the rabbit is small, the bones are more flexible than it, and it is very easy to ...... Coiled the two rabbit legs and closed their paws.

→w→ if you ignore the small round tail that is struggling to support the back, a qiē perfect.

Erha's eyes immediately widened, and he came to a wrestling and forcibly freed himself from the posture just now.

Cocking two dog legs, leaning against the cage, trembling and finally just coiled, raised a paw, and smashed to the side with a "bang", his face was stuck in the gap of the cage, and he stuck out his tongue with a mentally retarded face.

[Whoa, stuck again......] Erha screamed twice in pain, thinking that the white hairball was still cultivating, he closed his mouth and moved the intertwined dog legs in pain...... The posture is touching, and the two hind limbs that are coiled up are wrapped tighter.

[It's stupid to look at it.] The little prince yawned, and made up for the words that he didn't shout for Erha, and Wang said: [Curly, your stupid friend's head is stuck again.] ]

Stupid Rabbit quietly opened one eye, and saw a curly dog running from another room, with a coquettish humanoid step, and his butt twisted and twisted......

Su Lianxin: You obviously have four legs, why do you want to learn from humans to walk upright?

As soon as Teddy came in, all that was left in his eyes was a small white and supple bunny of rabbit fur in the cage on the table: [There's one more rabbit!]

[Let's get Erha out first, Ma Ma said that the dog will become stupid after a long time~] Corgi wagged his tail and reminded.

Then in Su Lian's expectant eyes, the roll really lived up to expectations, opened the cage and got in.

⊙▽⊙？？？

This is not the same as promised, Ben Rabbit thought that the dog was going to stand and push the husky's mouth directly, but the thing actually went into the cage and pulled out the husky's head.

_(:3"∠)_ Su Lianxin was a little incomprehensible, could it really be because of the fact that they couldn't cultivate, these dogs would look completely different from before, and there would be an injury when the two Wangs met? Why didn't she see it at all.

And...... Didn't they really want to eat her when they saw her, before she thought it was because Yao Quan and the others were there, so they didn't dare to speak, but now...... Why are these dogs not interested in her meat at all, is it......

QwQ: Is this rabbit so unattractive that even dogs don't bother to look at it?

Pretending to be sad for only two seconds, Stupid Rabbit was tickled by the back of her neck and cried, and she quickly picked up her hind legs and scratched the place where her hair had been shaved before.

It's a little itchy to regrow hair, so I want to lick it.

["Ma Ma ...... Rabbit...... Eat ......"]

Stupid Rabbit's ears immediately pricked up, and he reopened all his consciousness and glued it in the direction of the sound.

["The rabbit is so cute......"]

Ahh!!hh

Su Lianxin was about to explode, and when she heard this mother say a word, it was already beyond the scope of her divine sense!!

(Friendship's puppy died.jpg) bullying Ben Tu Ji couldn't cultivate at home, but, it didn't matter - Su Lianxin immediately swept the surrounding area, and finally set his target behind a cool big tag on the first floor of a department store.

Hey, hey, hey, finally pulled Erha's dog face out of the cage, and came out of the cage with the white beautiful rabbit to have a loving friendship exchange, only to find that the stupid rabbit who had just meditated like a god stick had disappeared out of thin air: [Rabbit...... The rabbit is gone? She was still there. ]

Donut (Shiba Inu) front paw crossed standard doge face: [She's still what do you think?]

[yes, what do you want to do?] stupidly stood up and teased at the scroll: [Ma Ma said, Teddy is a big color dog in the air every day, some time ago on a variety show, Teddy also ——!beeped soft and shocking shoes, Juanjuan, don't look at people's rabbits and cute, and start plotting against them. ]

Curly stood up anxiously: [I didn't ......]

Donut covered his eyes with his paws: [I really didn't see it, I actually showed Ding Ding directly without saying a word, we all have it, it's bigger than you.] ]

Erha, who came back to his senses, shook his squashed head: [Hey, don't bully the roll.] ⊙What about the white hairballs ⊙ A?

The little prince, who had never believed that there were "fairy rabbits" and animals that could really cultivate, watched Su Lianxin disappear directly into the cage out of thin air, and only now did he react, he seemed to have kicked a very hard iron plate, his eyelids lifted, and he fainted after rolling his eyes.

2.

"Mama, rabbit meat, does it taste good?" the child's crunchy voice was full of anticipation.

The woman was holding the child in one hand and the rabbit cage in the other, "The rabbit is so cute, how could the baby think of eating it?"

"It's cute, so it tastes so good. ”

Special......

Good......

Eat......

Yikes......

Su Lianxin, who had just teleported over, rolled down directly from mid-air, and his white fur rolled into gray.

QwQ is terrible!! she chooses to believe that there are still cute children, everyone must be as cute as the shovel officer when they are young, and they also have their own skills of pit abduction, so they won't think about eating rabbits.

Stupid Rabbit tugging at the hair on her chin, yes!!Why was she abducted by the shovel officer!!

Wrong...... Wrong...... Hmph, the shovel officer is obviously from her pit _(:3"∠)_

The stupid rabbit shook his head, shook the child's words in his mind aside, and used his consciousness to float on the two little rabbits in the cage.

The white rabbit seemed to be frightened by what the child said: [Brother, the nest doesn't want to leave Ma Ma, 5555~~~]

The black rabbit rubbed the white rabbit's head: [Good, it's okay, isn't there a nest with you.] ]

The White Rabbit sniffed: [Hungry.] ]

The black rabbit licks the white rabbit's fur: [Bear with me, with the new shovel officer, you will have delicious spicy food when you go home.] ]

The mother and daughter are still discussing the life and death of rabbits, and the two rabbits in the cage are still discussing how to sell cute food...... This contrast......

Su Lianxin followed them for a while and stopped, she thought of her sister Su Hualian QAQ.

There are too many rabbit babies, and their previous living environment is particularly harsh, they have to run not long after birth, and they have to learn all the survival skills in just a few hours. And not every rabbit can cultivate, just like mortals need muscles and bones to cultivate, animal cultivation also needs to have innate conditions.

- The way of heaven, there is more than enough to make up for the short.

The rabbit's reproductive ability is too strong, it is the lower layer of the food chain, and it can be cultivated almost one in a hundred...... However, if you cultivate, you may not be able to survive, and more often than not, you will become a monk halfway and be eaten directly by natural enemies.

Although her father and mother have cultivated their human forms, in her impression, they have been running away with them.

- It's a special life while running.

When she and her sister grew up, they were separated from their father and mother, and it was fatal when there were too many rabbits to migrate together...... The stupid rabbit rubbed her eyes, especially since her fur was white, and when they ran together in the wild, it was always because she would attract the attention of predators......

Dad and mother didn't say anything, and in the end, my sister ran away alone with her, and the stupid rabbit flattened her mouth and touched the space in front of her stomach, including this space, all because my sister was too worried that she would not be able to eat enough, so she went to get it.

Su Lianxin knew that her cultivation was very poor and she had been dragging her sister back, so she chose to squat on a rabbit nest mountain, hide and cultivate, and not bother her.

***

A cold wind blew, and the stupid rabbit fur on the edge of the eaves fluttered with it.

⊙▽⊙!!! Hey!! black and white rabbits!? rabbits are not spicy!!!

Ahhhh

Su Lianxin immediately cast an invisibility spell on himself, jumping around in the crowd, and in just a few minutes, people were no longer spicy!!

It's really spicy, or ...... Try to put down your consciousness in the crowd?

The invisible ripples spread out to the surroundings, and two red clouds floated on the stupid rabbit's face, (as if the body had been hollowed out.jpg Ah...... Everything......

After eating a large bag of tofu from the crowd, the stupid rabbit who was blinded by Liang finally saw what she wanted!

- Rabbit Seller!!

So many bunny poops!!

***

3.

Another latitude and longitude of the Earth.

The plane pushed away the clouds, and the turbines roared and descended along the flight trajectory, slowly decreasing until the windows reflected the fireworks of the city, and then there was a sense of grounding.

Yitian, who yawned, pushed his suitcase, held the ticket in his hand, and walked out with a few bodyguards.

Yi Tilt did not arrive in the fashion capital at the same time as Yi Jinbin, and Yi Jinbin, as the finale model of the fashion show, had already gone to the show for rehearsal in advance. This time she came by herself, and she didn't even bring Ah Bai, and suddenly there was no familiar person around her, and she was inexplicably a little unaccustomed to it in a foreign land.

Yi tilted looked at the obviously empty pick-up area outside, hooked the corners of his mouth happily, did not make an announcement, did not cooperate with the media, and probably no paparazzi would have thought that she would suddenly fly over, right?

It is rare to walk among the crowds, and Yitian plans to wait for the end of the show, give himself a few days off, and return to the life of ordinary people who will not be disturbed by the line of sight and will not be affected by the camera.

Suddenly thinking of the noisy stupid rabbit at home, Yi Tilt, who had just been promoted to shovel officer, moved his fingers slightly...... I really want to pet the rabbit, if I wasn't worried that the rabbit would be frozen when the plane was checked in, the stupid rabbit would be nesting on the top of his head right now.

"Miss Yi, the company has booked a hotel near the show, and it is a 10-minute walk to the show. Bodyguard A opened the car door and showed the way.

“…… Okay, you can just call me Yitian. "Miss Yi or something...... It's a bit ...... to wear her current neutral private clothes Awkward, Yitian bent down and sat in the car, feeling guilty for the idea that she thought she would be self-reliant, but she didn't expect that in just a few days, Brother Zheye had arranged it for her.

"Okay, Miss Yitian, Director Cui has also prepared the clothes that need to be worn for the show, and there will be a special styling team when he arrives at the hotel. ”

Tilt ...... Miss...... Isn't it even more awkward than just now, Yi Tian chose to give up the tangled title question, it was only a few days, and it passed all of a sudden, "Okay, thank you." ”

"By the way, Miss Yitian, I see that you are quite energetic, there is a copy of the information prepared by Director Cui here, if it is convenient, you can read it briefly. Bodyguard B quietly took out a document and put it in front of Yi Tilt.

The bodyguard actually takes care of the function of an assistant, is she in a hurry to pretend to be dead now?

Yi took off his sunglasses and took them, and when he opened them, it was a big ...... Very Sue...... The title is very inconsistent with the style of Zheyego.

——PB show full strategy.

Ah, what the hell!?

"This was prepared by Brother Tetsuya?"

"Yes, Director Cui said, if Miss Yitian asks like this, please write down these contents on the way to the hotel, and he said that you can easily write down ten lines at a glance. ”

"...... "Is she wrong, Yi tilted her forehead, she was really an agent who was like a god, and she was caught off guard and was tricked in the face.

As soon as he turned two pages, the bodyguard B next door handed over a thermos cup, "Miss Yitian, drink some water." ”

"Okay, thank you. ”

The fragrance wafting out of the cup is the most familiar taste when she was a child, and after drinking it, her heart becomes warm, and after not having Abai by her side, she can find some details that she didn't care much about.

Cui Zhe is also an agent, Yi Qian has been signed under him since his debut, and witnessed Cui Zhe also have several superstars, several pop singers, and popular students...... also witnessed how Cui Zhe has worked hard to grow from a small agent who is not looked down upon to a gold medal agent who is now well-connected in the entertainment industry.

People say that it is good to enjoy the shade with your back against a big tree, but Yitian reverses this law and is always tepid.

You ask Yi if he has any complaints, probably yes, but more often than not, he goes with the flow. Cui Zhe also arranged what kind of notice and what kind of itinerary for her, she was as planned, and she was not very sexually interested in becoming famous.

Yi squinted, Brother Zheye probably understood her too well, probably because she had always shown that she didn't care much about the entertainment industry, so she didn't arrange too many smoky things. Yi Tian touched the document, the sharp corners of the paper grinding on her fingertips, a slight tingling, made her wake up from her contemplation, is it her recent expression Xiàn is a little anxious?

Thinking of Luan Yuzhu and their female investors, Yi Tilt is really a little brain-distressed, and she also agreed with Luan Yuzhu to take a hot spring trip before, _(:3"∠)_Ah, it would be good if time could go back, she would choose to continue to be a salted fish.

***

The document is about the PB show, with its popular styles in the past few years, as well as the series it has produced, so that the half-hanger can quickly improve his style, and show that he is also a mixed fashion circle. _(:3"∠)_ Yi was stunned, searched her brain, and suddenly found that she didn't know anything about these clothing brands...... This really can't be blamed on her, the people who look for her endorsement are generally some domestic women's clothing that have never been heard of, _(:3"∠)_ Well, recently, the number of men's clothing brands that come to her for endorsement has risen sharply.

It is probably because she has been away from the world for too long, and she is becoming more and more incomprehensible to the direction of the entertainment industry and business circle.

Write down a bunch of series names of unknown meanings, and turn them over to the information of some magazine editors, or fashion writers, as well as the romantic figures in the economic and political circles who will be invited to participate, and list each person's clothing preferences and thunder points in great detail. also marked out which people are the best for her to hook up with at this stage, and which ones can be retained to help the future star journey.

- Uncertainty is great.

Salted fish Yitian came into contact with the tip of Cui Zheye's iceberg, and was deeply impressed, the title of gold medal agent is really well deserved.

Salted fish raised her head, fortunately, she has started to turn over recently, otherwise, in the future, she will not be mentioned by others as a "humanoid ruler", but as a stain on the gold medal agent to brush the popularity of salted fish.

_(:3"∠)_ Think about it, and I'm still looking forward to it.

However, now that her career is on the rise, she still wants to try her limits and fight hard.

Finally saw the last two pages of the document, and the knee fell to the ground with a "poof", damn it, don't you just want a knee, just give it to you.

It was written very bluntly at the back, if she wanted to make headlines, she would do it:

What kind of eye gestures attract media people to take pictures and then be put in the headlines of the website...... How to make use of the aforementioned pretending materials and discuss fashion trends with the bigwigs around you in a natural posture to gain favor...... (End) Go backstage to hook up with the designer...... (Trivia) static exhibition.

_(:3」∠)_……

"Miss Yitian, the hotel has arrived. Bodyguard A stopped the car steadily, "It's not far from the show, Miss Yitian should be careful to pay attention to the dynamics of her behavior, so as not to be captured in the background of others." ”

"Good. Yi Tilt handed back the document he had just finished reading to Bodyguard B.

I got out of the car with a forced and natural pace.

4.

The hotel is located by the sea, and when you open the balcony window, you can also get the sea breeze, and it is also the favorite selfie show preview location for major actresses before posting on Weibo.

Not only can you take pictures of the beautiful scenery at a glance, but you can also take side photos of various media and beautiful men and women at the entrance of the show not far away, which sets off her calmness when she is ready to go out.

However......

There is no teaser for Yitian!!

She also sat obediently on the chair and watched the stylist Kara give her a plastic makeover step by step......

Yi Qian thinks that she is probably the most distracted actress in Fashion Week, without makeup six hours in advance, let alone all kinds of "waiting for good news", just like a trip that is about to go.

- Although the time is almost up, there is a mysterious calmness.

It was already nine o'clock in the morning, and there was still an hour left before the 10 o'clock show, which was usually half an hour earlier, so there was still half an hour left for Yitian.

Yi's makeup and hairstyle were quickly finished with Kara's god-like hand speed, and only the last thing left was to put on a new style, and the look was complete.

Kara's assistant frantically brought over the clothes the team had prepared for her, and cleared the male creatures out of the room by the way.

The two of them did not hesitate to gather around Yi Tilt, quickly and skillfully took off the bathrobe on Yi Tilt's body, and swept it with a serious appreciation from the artist, before seriously helping Yi Tilt to get dressed.

Tilt: ...... For the first time in my life, I was caught off guard by being picked off clothes.

After seeing the true face of Lushan in the clothes, Yi Tilt breathed a big sigh of relief, it was not a backless long dress, it was a low-key neutral business refined style women's suit, mainly white, simple and generous, and Kara didn't help her tie her breasts, no corseted breasts, no corseted breasts, no corseted breasts, no corseted breasts, important things said three times-

_(:3"∠)_ finally freed her boobs...... However, Kara said...... Her temperament is too manly, and her short hair is easy to make people suffer from gender perception disorders.

Yi Tilt: Temperament man...... It is said that when a boy dresses up as a woman, he will subconsciously and unconsciously express and imitate the posture of a woman. She has been wearing neutral clothes for more than four months, and it has just become a woman's experience textbook, probably a little subtly affected by her personality, maybe she just didn't find it herself.

But...... Gender cognitive impairment or something, Yi Qian can still understand what Kara means, after all, she looks at foreigners, and she is so blind that she thinks everyone looks like they are carved out of a mold. When a foreigner sees her, he will probably ...... Felt...... Well, she's a Thai shemale, right?

Yi Tilt was amused by his own thoughts, squinted his eyes, Yi Tilt chose to believe in the stylist, and leave professional things to professional people.

——_(:3"∠)_ And Brother Tetsuya won't pit her, go and invite an unreliable team.

"Yi, it's perfect," Kara looked at herself with great satisfaction as she turned into a magical person, "Cliff, it's a shame that you've been hiding such a good humanoid model as you." ”

Women's suits are difficult to control, too flat is like a car accident scene, it should be convex but not convex, it is all wrinkled, too good is too good, it will divert people's attention, and if you are too short and lack of aura, it is as embarrassing as a child stealing linen clothes. Yi tilted her height there, coupled with her unique temperament, in the colorful fashion and a variety of attractive special designs, she can instantly make the aesthetic fatigue of the public pay attention to her body.

Kara helped Yi Tian button the last cufflink, and looked seriously at the person who had been silent for many years: the Asian looks are on the small side to them, they are all like minors, Yi Tian's eyes are very peculiar, the speed of blinking, the slight glance of the eyeballs, when you gaze, it seems to be in slow motion - very seductive, and when you look closely, it seems to be your own illusion just now. Like a poppy, when I met these eyes, my brain went blank, leaving only it deeply imprinted in my mind, and I always wanted to see it again.

"Thanks for the compliment. ”

The photographer also followed behind...... Yi Qian could probably guess that she would also issue a shameful press release of "going to the PB show", and the strength refused, but these are not her final words. _(:3"∠)_ She's just a salted fish who rubbed the invitation of Yi Chang's legs to see the show, and she doesn't want to make an announcement, but she can't waste Yi Chang's kindness.

"Among Asians, it is rare to see a woman who can be 1.8 meters tall and has such a good body frame and facial features. Kara looked sorry, "It's not too late, the temperament is just right!, I have to think about what shoes to wear for you, the high heels were a bit too feminine." By the way, are you interested, come to my studio, our studio ......"

Tilt: ...... The stylist suddenly went crazy, what to do, urgent, online, etc.!

Flying Stupid Rabbit Scene***

5.

[I don't know if the new owner of Hei Hei and Milk will be nice to them, ah~ I'm so envious, I also want a shovel officer.] ヽ(*′з'*)-] The spotted rabbit took a bite of the grass cake and said enviously.

[You look like a cow, how could anyone want to be your shovel officer.] ]

[Hmph! And say me, you even have ears hanging like a dog, and you are actually a rabbit!]

[We're locals, you here shut up.] ]

If you don't agree with each other, you will fight, and the rabbits of different breeds will be separated and placed in the cage, and the rabbits will only quarrel.

The chandelier suddenly flashed with an eerie blue light, patrolling the rabbits below.

Σ(っ°Д°;) Don't tell me, the following are all rabbit smashes!!

Su Lianxin's hair exploded, (╯"□′)╯(┻━┻What kind of rabbit is this tuoma!! the pile on the left, isn't your hair too long, squatting there and looking at it is completely a ball, and when you run, won't the hair be hooked by the grass, and the eyes are actually blocked by the hair. (← Angora Rabbit)

What the hell is this rabbit here, Su Lianxin smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyes after seeing it carefully, the ears and the hair on the top of his head were so long, he didn't look like a rabbit at all. (← British Angora Rabbit)

(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻!!There are rabbit ears that look like golden retrievers, lying softly in front of the cheeks!!The hair on the chest is also rolled into a heart shape, don't look more cute...... QwQ, even the only proud look of her has been compared to someone else. (← lop rabbit)

Frustrated, the stupid rabbit sniffed and saw a rabbit that shocked her even more, with ears - no!!rabbit tail - no !! elegant long legs - no !! big rabbit teeth - no!!(← Polish rabbit) The characteristics of a QnQ rabbit are not one, and all the points that should be cute are there!!

What kind of ghost rabbit is this, when did so many strange species appear, she shouldn't have complained about dogs before, the current world is as fast as a whirlwind, it is really impossible to prevent QwQ.

Stupid rabbit vomited blood and covered her chest, today she just came to steal rabbit poop, the rest...... We'll discuss it together when the shovel officer returns.

However...... The demons are flurry, and she refuses to negotiate with the rabbits.

INTERVIEWER Isn't it true that you refused to negotiate because you were too ashamed?

6.

#卖宠物兔的商家#

Pet shop owner routinely cleans.

"Why didn't the rabbits poop collectively today?"

The bunch of rabbits nodded their heads and rushed to the door of the cage in a hurry: [There is poop, and it has been greatly requisitioned.] ]

"Let's take some medicine first. ”

Frightened, the bunch of rabbits collectively shrank back: [⊙m⊙ for the forest to take medicine!!baby don't!!]

↑ Stupid rabbit pits a litter of rabbits to smash.

【Small Theater * Food Chain】

Stupid Bunny: Why aren't these dogs interested in her meat at all, are they...... QwQ: Is this rabbit so unattractive that even dogs don't bother to look at it?

Yi Tilt touched the rabbit fur: No.

Stupid Rabbit's eyes lit up: Why is that?

Yi Tilt said calmly: It's because you have too much hair, and if you don't shovel the officer, they are too lazy to spit out rabbit fur by themselves.

When it came to the moulting season, the stupid rabbit was stunned for three seconds and cried out.